And in the end...

Another year has gone by.

The waning days of 2014 are usually a time of reflection...

What was.

What could have been.

Hopefully learning from past mistakes

and bringing new knowledge and hope

to the coming year.

It's a time to let go of the past

and look to the future.

What have we learned from 2014? 

Anything?

Let's talk about Robert-

1. He got great reviews about his performance in The Rover.
He was all about Cannes this year.

W.O.W.

He has "Life" and "Queen of the Desert"
coming out in 2015.
I'm pretty excited about LIFE.
It really looks interesting
and Rob looks phenomenal.

He has some projects coming up...
But I prefer to wait until he's on set
to actually talk about them.
You know how that goes.

2. Rob started dating FKA Twigs around
August of this year.
Shocked?
Not so much.

I think the writing was on the wall.
Rob and Kristen weren't seen in the same frame
of a picture since October of 2013.
And that was in separate cars.
Rob and Twigs were seen here
there
and everywhere.

3. I don't have any feelings whatsoever about Twigs.
Good or bad.
Seeing Rob and her together is "Meh" to me.

I'm not going to be like the Sessed Nonstens
 oohing and awing
over her just because Rob is dating her.
We all know the real reason they love her so...
She's NOT Kristen.
That's all they really care about.
If Rob dumped her tomorrow...
So would they.
Some already have Rob married off and
starting a family with Twigs.
(Will it EVER end?)
I saw someone say...
and this is the truth
that "Rob loves Tahliah unconditionally"
Um.
Really?
Based on a few pictures?
I'm sure he's unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.
Yep.
No doubt.
Because it's ...
EPIC LURVE.
(How did we get here?)

4. Rob cut his hair.
Rob grew his hair.
Rob cut his hair some more.
Let's hope for more hair
in 2015.
I'm all for beardy shaggy Rob.
On a set.
Making a movie.
Soon. Please.


Let's talk about Kristen-

1. Kristen has gotten wonderful reviews
for Camp X-Ray, Sils Maria and Still Alice.
She even has Oscar buzz for Still Alice.
There is a lot to look forward to in 2015
Anesthesia
American Ultra
and
Equals.
Kristen was a very busy girl in 2014.
I can honestly say that I'm looking forward
to all of her movies
especially seeing her with Jesse Eisenberg again
and most definitely

2. Nicholas Hoult.

Yeah. I know.
For reasons unknown people get offended
if you mention them together.
But hey...
I happen to think he's kinda cute
and he's kinda said nice things about Kristen
and he's kinda shown up at a few of her premieres
and he kinda did the ice challenge with her
and did I mention he's kinda cute?
And have you heard his accent?
Yeah.
That.
But alas...
I don't SHIP them.
I ship no one.
OK... that's not completely true.
I will always have Rob and Kristen
permanently docked in the harbor of my dreams.
Hows that for poetic?
But other than that...
My shipping days are over.

But hey? Equals promo should be fascinating.

3. Kristen and Alicia.
My sweet Lord.
So Kristen hangs out with her best friend.
A lot.
So what?
The Rob Mommies want Kristen to be 'gay'
so badly... they can taste it.
Even though I'm not sure how it tastes
I'm guessing its really REALLY bitter.

I don't understand how people can decide someones
sexuality without anything but pictures of
two people walking together.
(Even Kristen is making fun of you now-
"I JUST realized I like girls"
BWAHAHAHA!!)
That's all there has been.
Nothing more.
Kristen hanging out with her friends.
She hasn't done anything that could be construed as 'gay'
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
except hang out with female (and CJ) friends.
If cutting your hair (for a movie no less)
and dressing comfortably
and spending time with your girlfriends
makes you a lesbian...
I guess that applies to any woman with girlfriends.
Give it a rest.
You've got NOTHING.
Kristen has the right to not want to get caught
up in another relationship right now.
She's coming off a long term
intense
passionate
one with Rob...
She might just need Kristen time for a while.
Maybe she's focusing on her career
(and its working)
and herself right now.
What's wrong with that?


OK.
Now here are my heavenly rainbow hopes
and sugary gumdrop dreams
of what should happen in 2015

1. People need to stop lying about Rob and Kristen
to fit their own weird bizarro agenda.

Rob and Kristen are not married...
and there is no baby.
There has never been one shred of evidence
to prove otherwise.
Nothing.
There are no expert cousins.
No one is getting in touch with random bloggers
and sharing intimate details of
Rob and Kristen's lives with them.

There is no plot.
There is no conspiracy.

Come on.

Rob and Twigs are together.
In London (thus far)
We have seen fan pics of them
And no...
It's not PR
and the pics aren't old
or staged
or manipulated.
It just is what it is.

Kristen is (was) in L.A.
(Possibly in Hawaii, but receipts needed)
Many pictures of her with her friends.
And the pics aren't old
or staged
or manipulated.
It just is what it is.

I know.
I loved Rob and Kristen together.
We had a lot of great years, didn't we?

Snuggling and kissing and laughing
and puppies and poolside towels
and holding hands and balcony kisses.

It was good while it lasted.
It was.
The best.
But now?

The party's over.
It's time to call it a day.

(For now)

2.  Get off their 'dicks'.


3. What I really want in 2015?
Peace on earth...
Good will towards men (and women).

And while love may be long...

Life is short.
Too short to be all angsty and worked up
over two actors love lives.
Too short to take this shit so seriously.
Too short not to laugh about it every day.
Too short not to be happy
and try to be kind.
Too short to let people lie to you
manipulate you
and censor your thoughts
and what you say.
Life is too short to waste time fretting over
the lives and loves of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Life is too short
to not go and get real hugs
from real people
who really love you.

This post is brought to you by my
complete adoration
of
Thomas Sturridge.

and this... because I love it.

Friends Til The End.

May you all have a
Happy
Healthy
Prosperous
Drama free
2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I feel good things are coming.
Hold on tight!

Always remember

"and in the end the love you take Is equal to the love you make"





Until next year.

Bye for now.

Obviously...

Just pointing out the Obvious.

1. OBVIOUSLY

Kristen Stewart is fucking gorgeous.

2. OBVIOUSLY

Rob still rocks the white tee.

And the hair is growing back nicely...

3. OBVIOUSLY

I prefer a shaggier tousled Rob...

with a bit of scruff.

4. OBVIOUSLY

Kristen is getting WONDERFUL reviews

for STILL ALICE

(and Sil Maria and Camp X-Ray)

and...

OBVIOUSLY

Julianne Moore will break your fucking heart.

(if you have one, that is)

5. OBVIOUSLY

I'm thrilled that Rob was nominated

for best supporting actor

at the 4th AACTA Awards.

6. OBVIOUSLY

This is not how a manager/investor

behaves with a 'client'

IT'S NOT PR.

Give me a break with that bullshit.

It insults both Rob AND Kristen.

OBVIOUSLY

Rob and Twigs

(and I refuse to call her Tahliah

mostly because the Robsessed call her that

like they are BFFs or something)

are DATING.

You don't have to like it.

People are allowed to deal with it

however they choose to.

Hate them.

Love them.

But you should accept it.

Why?

Because it's fucking OBVIOUS.

7. OBVIOUSLY

This will ALWAYS be the best ship EVER.

They love(d) each other.

OBVIOUSLY.

I'm thinking they will always have some love there...

Like you do when you have an

intense passionate relationship for years.

You don't just erase it.

You don't forget it.

Even when you find someone new...

Because

OBVIOUSLY

That kind of love

leaves a mark.

Permanently.

8. OBVIOUSLY

There are people out there who are liars.

And even though there will always be

a plethora of liars online...

I never understood the need to make shit personal.

Who cares what someone REALLY looks like?

Or where they live...

or what their 'real' name is?

What does any of that matter

in the grand scheme of things?

A liar is a liar.

People should be more concerned about why they feel the 

need to make shit up and pretend they know

stuff when it's OBVIOUS they know dickshit.

And why there are so many people...

so eager to believe them.

9. OBVIOUSLY

There are a lot of 'sheep' in this fandom.

And no...

It's not just people who liked

Rob and Kristen together.

There are conformists EVERYWHERE.

There are Rob sheep.

Kristen sheep.

Twigs sheep.

Shipper sheep.

Baby brigade sheep.

Robsessed sheep.

Here a sheep.

There a sheep.

Everywhere a sheep sheep.

There are people who can't think for themselves

and need someone to tell them

who to follow

who to not follow

Who to like...

who to hate.

What they can talk about

and who you can talk TO...

They can't make up their own minds.

They don't have an original thought.

And that is very sad...

and a wee bit scary.

And for the record?

OBVIOUSLY

there is no such word as

SHEEPS.

It's sheep.

Whether you are talking about one...

or a hundred and one.

It's SHEEP.

OK?

10. OBVIOUSLY

I adore Tom Sturridge.

I have for years.

Some people whine at me

and tell me to change the title of my blog

to TomIntoxication or some such thing...

Just because I have the audacity to mention

his name in MY blog.

How COULD I??

Who do I think I am???

But here's the deal.

Ain't gonna happen.

Not because I don't think Tom deserves 

such a blog...

He does.

And I'm sure there are plenty out there.

It's because I happen to LIKE the name of my blog.

I have had it for over 6 years

and I'm not about to let some cyber asshats

try and tell me what I should do.

I will write about whatever the hell

I want to write about.

So...

Eat. Shit.

This post is brought to you by the OBVIOUS.

OBVIOUSLY

You should stand up for what you believe in.

Don't let other people censor your thoughts

or what you want to say.

Just try and be a decent human being.

OBVIOUSLY

This is a just a 'fandom'

It's not life and death.

It's not that serious.

It's not your job.

And you shouldn't let it affect your life.

If you can't laugh and enjoy it...

Why are you still here?

OBVIOUSLY

You can't go around defending 

Rob and/or Kristen 

against everyone who doesn't like them.

Seriously.

I get the urge to 'protect' those you care about...

But searching for and attacking people

who have possibly insulted them?

Give it up.

Do you realize how ridiculous you look

when you screech at random people 

just because they don't like Rob/Kristen?

Welcome to life.

Not everyone cares about them.

Not everyone finds them as charming

and wonderful and brilliant as we do.

It's the way it goes.

Get over it.

OBVIOUSLY

I'm done with this post.

I'm hungry.

Pizza is calling my name.

Until next time.

Bye for now