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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentine's Day with Rob and Kristen



It's Valentine's Day.
A day of love and hope...
Chocolate and flowers.
A day to appreciate those that love you
And those you are lucky enough to love.

So in keeping with the spirit of Love
Who better than Rob and Kristen?
Their lives might seem all shiny and pretty 
from the outside
But they have had to endure
trials and tribulations
just like every other couple.
Other people might not have been able to stick it out
Other people might have given up
But not Rob and Kristen.
Oh no.
They remain.
They have lived
They have learned
And they have loved.
If anything...
Their love is stronger than it ever was before.
Any time you come close to losing
a piece of your heart
You hold it tighter to your chest.
And you never 
ever
let it go.

Happy 
Valentine's
Day


"I'm protective of anyone close to me.
 If people say anything about my family or friends,
 I feel protective and that's the one time I feel like
 I really have to do something about it," 
Pattinson said at 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1'
 press conference at the Hilton Bayfront 
during Comic-Con 2011 on July 21, 2011.




“Kristen is cool. 
Even before I knew her I thought she was a really good actress.
 Like, I saw Into the Wild, and I thought she was really good in that.
 I still think there are very few girls in her class that are as good as she is.” - Pattinson in March 2011 Vanity Fair




"I think he's really handsome." - Stewart told MTV News



“It’s just one of those things. I’m selfish. 
I’m like, ‘That’s mine!’ 
And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. 
It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. 
I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away
 because there’s never any point or benefit for me.” 
- Stewart on why she doesn't talk about Pattinson. (via British GQ)




“There was a magazine, with these pictures, saying I was getting married.
 No one ever knows what is true or what isn't,”
 Pattinson in the September issue of Blackbook Magazine. 
“Even my own mum called to ask me if it was true. 
It’s not. At least, not yet.”




"She's a nerd when it comes to cooking, especially on set. 
It was bizarre!
 She'd be in the trailer and the cooking channel was always on."
 - Pattinson at 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1'
 press conference during Comic-Con 2011 on July 21, 2011.






This post is brought to you by...

Love.

And Tom Sturridge.





Until next time.

Bye for now

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Rob and Kristen- Wonder When





Hello intoxicated readers!
Gather round the fandom cooler and 
lets see what has been going on this past week!

(excuse me if some of this is considered 'old' news
I've been kinda out of touch for the last few days
so its ALL news to me!)


1. This is the first picture of Kristen we have seen
since January 12th.
You know...
The one the LUNATIC FRINGE continually claims is 
such a 'famewhore'...
went almost a month without being seen
and then when a picture does surface
you can only see her eyes...
Yeah. Right.
Obviously the actions of someone who wants
constant attention.


I like this picture.
Kristen surrounded by her friends
backstage at a Ellie Goulding show.
How is that a negative thing?
It looks like they had a lot of fun.
People get all holier than thou about Kristen's friends...
Calling them all sorts of names for posting pics
much like the one above.
But they aren't doing anything wrong.
They are just people who post their own pics...
It is what everyone does... don't you?
Why should they let strangers dictate what they do?
It's not their fault idiots follow them
hoping to see something
and then complain when they see it.
(Or don't)


2. A 'behind the scenes' video from Breaking Dawn 2 was 
released online.
A lot of incredibly cute and adorable moments
with Rob, Kristen and a sweet baby.
(and just Rob and Kristen... as usual)
I mean... seriously
How can you not look at Rob and Kristen laughing
and not have a big smile on your face?
And that baby!
How damn cute is she???
So yeah... there was all kinds of TGC
*TheGoldenChild for those of you who aren't intoxicated*
And even though I usually don't get involved in that topic much
I have to admit to loving seeing these 2 with a baby.
See? Just happy nice thoughts.

What did the Loony Fringe have to say?
Well..
"Sheeps get so worked up with stuffs that is for a film!
Ha ha sheeps! It's just a movies! It's not their baby!"


Um.
Well.
Pretty sure everyone knows its not their baby
and that it was a BEHIND the SCENE moment.
But how is that any different than the Loonies
fawning and drooling over manips of Rob and JLaw?
Hate to say it... but the moment the 'sheeps' are loving
at least really HAPPENED...
Rob and Kristen's laughs were genuine and real.
Can't say the same about all the lame pics
of Rob and Jennifer.
He doesn't even know her... does he?
Sorry Fringe.


3. James Franco.
I don't really know what to say about this.
He had a rather... interesting take on Snow White.
A painting he has put in a show he is doing.
Of course he had to add "K STEW" across the top of it.
(He does have a movie to promote...doesn't he?)
I wont be posting it here.
Not because I feel that strongly about the actual painting.
People will always interpret art differently.
It will be quickly forgotten.
But because I do feel strongly about how people 
continually feel the need to add Kristen (and Rob)
to everything they do to garner attention.
I found it strange that the guy who said this this
about Kristen...


Stewart has braved more scrutiny of her private life than most presidents.
 She has taken big career risks by doing films like Welcome to the Rileys,
 The Runaways and On the Road (nudity, I hear). 
She has worked her ass off. 
Whatever Snow White may be, Kristen is a warrior queen.
Give her the crown.

Went out of his way to talk about the amount of scrutiny
Kristen has had to endure...
How hard she works
How she is a 'warrior queen'
Yet...
He then exploits her and puts her under
even more unnecessary scrutiny.
Way to be a hypocrite, Franco.
I'm sure you got the attention you desired
just by adding K STEW to your work.
Too bad you couldn't do it without her.
Enjoy the bottom of the barrel
Right next to the Gossip Rags and the Loony Hags.
Bravo!




4. Oh this one was priceless!

Emma Watson.
Whom I actually adore.
 Because I'm kinda a big fan of the whole Harry Potter thing.
Anyway.
Emma was interviewed for Vanity Fair Italy.
And lo and behold...
She came to Kristen's defense.

"Those who criticized her are the same people that think 
that being rich and famous is like being covered in some kind of magic powder
 that makes life perfect: Nothing can go wrong in your wonderful world,”
 Watson explained. “For these people, Kristen deserves all the bad things
 that have been thrown at her because she had 
an amazing life and she ruined it."
"I don't know how to explain it, but it sure isn't perfect,”
 continued the “Harry Potter” heroine. 
“I thought that the media picked on her in a very horrible way. 
Kristen is human, just like everybody else, 
and she's so young. Everyone makes mistakes, everyone. 
It's not fair to consider them matters of public interest.”
“On one hand, I can understand why it happened:
 people felt really involved in her relationship with Robert Pattinson,”
Watson explained. “But it's also true that they both have done
 everything in their power to keep their relationship
 as far from the public eye as possible."


So young.
So wise.
Why is that?
Because she has lived through much of the same intense scrutiny
from a very young age.

What I enjoyed the most from this was the Fringe meltdown.

"Emma COULDN'T have saids this!
It's a lie! It's fakes!
It doesn't sounds like her!"

But the best part? When she said
'People felt really involved in her relationship with 
Robert Pattinson. They both have done everything
in their power to keep their relationship
as far from the public eye as possible'
Yes.
Her relationship with Robert.
So wise.
So true.


So very true.


I wonder when we will see Rob and Kristen together again...




Hmmmmm.




This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE


The family Sturridge are back in NYC.
Of course we all know that Tom is now in rehearsals
for his new Broadway play "ORPHANS".
Does this mean we will see more of him?
I hope so.
More Tom = Happy Rose


And this post is brought to you by words.
There is a sheep... there are many sheep.
There are no sheeps.


Until next time.

Bye for now


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Rob and Kristen- Forever Smitten




I wonder if there is a way to find out just how many times
I have used this picture on my blog.
I bet it's a scary number.
A scary high number.
Because this is (obviously) one of my favorite pictures
of Robert and Kristen.
To me...
This picture is the epitome of their relationship.
Closeness.
Intimacy.
Rob's HUGE smile on his face
(and you can tell Kristen is smiling too)
The fact that Rob showed up... again
On Kristen's set to see her.
Yep.
Rob looks completely and utterly SMITTEN with her.
He always does.

ANYWAY.



Whats going on around the ol' fandom cooler?
Not much.
The water is pretty damn low at this point.
People are parched.

Although...


We did get to see Rob on the set of THE ROVER.
(I picked the walking pic... of course.)
His hair is super short.
He's all grimy and gritty
and sweaty and dirty
and ...
well.. hell
This ALL looks good on Rob!
Reminiscent of Water For Elephants... Right?
One of his all time awesome looks.
Sure...
Some people were complaining about his hair
like hello?
It's hair.
IT WILL GROW BACK.
And if you have followed Robert for any length of time
You know how quickly that man grows hair.
So...
No worries.
Besides...
I kinda dig the short hair.
Oh yeah... I still am nostalgic for the unruly
slightly greasy, wild hair days of early Twilight.

Nice jacket. Heh.

But I have to wonder if we will ever see that again.
I'm thinking... no.
Rob is more polished and shiny these days.
And even if he's not...
He covers his hair with a hat most times.

What else...
Hmmm.

Ah.

The Rob/Kristen fans on Twitter are
doing a #28DaysofRKLove
It's a nice, sweet way to get through a drought.
So what does the Lunatic Fringe do?
Well...
Needless to say
since they have zero imagination
and zero originality
(They are the ones who stay pressed
with PR excuses after all)
They have to 'copy' what is being done
and twist it in their usual vile way.


Of course... that is ALL they do.
Hate. Jealousy. Bitterness. Anger.
Rule their world.
IS their world.


Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?
It just shows how closely the Fringe
watch everything their 'opposition' does.

Again...
On one side
It's sunny and bright and full of hope and promise.
There are laughs and sweet memories
And anticipation of all the good things to come.

On the Fringe side?
Darkness.
Hatred.
Hopelessness.
Bitterness.
And constant...
Never ending
Anger.

Isn't it great to be on the GOOD side?
The Happy side?
Yes.
Yes it is.

Oh look. Rob with the director and producer.

Another nugget of bullshit that is going around
is that Rob left EARLY for Australia
just to get away from Kristen
and so he could party and check out the pubs.
Really?
Rob was seen with both the producer and director
of the movie he is currently working on
*Key word... WORKING*
He was seen with people he is working on The Rover with.
He obviously went there for pre-production
Unless the director, producer and the rest of the crew
all wanted to escape and party too!
The most amusing part of the whole lie
was first Rob went there a week early...
and now it's worked up to 3 weeks!
Cling on.
Cling on.


Oh and lets not forget the whole mystery blonde
bullshit cling that surfaces just about every other day.
You all know the recent blonde (admittedly attractive) fan
who had her picture taken with Rob
and then kinda intimated that not only she had dinner
with him... but that he appeared 'stoned'?
Yeah. Her.
Well.
Of course there was the usual uproar.
This chick was lucky enough to have her picture taken with Rob
And she shared it with the masses and got her 5 minutes of fame.
But honestly... sometimes people just don't know when
to leave things be.
She eventually recanted the whole 'stoned' scenario
saying she was just having a laugh
and even tweeting at Ryan Seacreast
"Thank you for putting everything straight with
Robert Pattinson. Sat near him after dinner.
Nothing in it. Made me laugh."

So yeah folks...
She then proceeded to post a pic of flowers
with the cryptic tweet of
"I can't believe he sent these"
followed by 
"Not saying!"
when asked if they were from Rob...
I'm sure Rob would send flowers to a girl
he probably doesn't even know her name...
AND said he was stoned...
Yep.
Sounds like legit reasons to send flowers!


That is someone who is clearly enjoying the attention.
Even though she admitted more than once
that it was nothing more than a fan picture.
See how easy it is to rile up this fandom?
Do you hear that?
That's the alarm clock.
Her 15 minutes are up.

Bring on the next mystery blonde/girlfriend.
You know she's out there somewhere.
Waiting.
Plotting.
Refusing to be banished to the shadows any longer!
She wants to claim what is hers!
Next!


Someone sent this to me.
I don't know who made it...
But whoever you are
I fucking ADORE you.

*edit*
@UnpaidPrivEye is the creator of this beautiful collection...
Many thanks for sharing!

These pictures trump all other pictures.
No matter how intrusive they are.
(Sorry Rob and Kristen.)
These pics more than rival the Cannes pics...
Although those still rank at the top because
there is actual video of the whole thing.
(excuse me while I swoon a bit.)
OK. Better.
Why Rose... why do these pictures surpass all others?
I will tell you why.
Because they were taken
AFTER.
Yep.
And lookie what we have here.
Hugging. Kissing (although that pic isn't included.. wait...)


There.
Where was I?
Right.
After.
Still kissing.
Still hugging.
Still having the biggest fucking smitten smile
on his face when he looks at her.

And that my friends...
is what is called coming full circle.
A never-ending circle.

Rob and Kristen.
Always end up...
TOGETHER.

Which brings me to the final cling of the week.


The whole drama surrounding whether Kristen
shows up in Australia or not.

Honestly... does ANYONE know where Kristen is
right this very minute??
Nope.
Guesses. Speculations.
But no solid evidence of her being...
Anywhere.



Personally...
As much as I miss her beautiful face
I'm loving that she is living her live undetected.
I'm sure she is loving it too.


This post is brought to you by
Planes

and by my complete adoration
of Thomas Sturridge.




Until next time.

Bye for now