Yes. No. Maybe So...

YES

This adequately describes parts of our fandom right now...

Fucking crazy.

ALL sides.

From Left to Right...
CRAZY, CLUELESS, CREEPY and CONFUSED.

That just about covers it.

NO

I don't think Kristen is pregnant.
Stop asking me.
Please stop obsessing over her body.

YES

Rob is allowed to eat turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie
even if he wasn't born in the USA.

And Yes...
Rob EXISTS in Kristen's life
even if you don't get a picture of him
carving the roast beast.

NO

Having a friend over for Thanksgiving...
Walking to lunch or going shopping
with a female friend
doesn't make you 'gay'
Good grief.
Enough already with the labels.
People are so fucking desperate.

MAYBE SO

They are too cute for words.

YES

This gif is incredibly intimate.

She stick her finger in his mouth

She then sticks that finger in HER mouth.

Yeah.

Intimate.

NO

I'm sick of the continuous drama
every time a new picture comes out.
Rob drives a car! OH NO!
Kristen goes to lunch! ARMAGEDDON!
Stop obsessing over the inane minutia of
someone else's life.

I will be perfectly happy if we don't
 see another picture of them
for the rest of the year...
(Unless it work related.)

YES

Love is fucking LONG.

NO
I don't give a fuck what you believe.
Stop trying to convince me.
Why does my opinion matter so much to you??
The only people who can change my mind
about Rob and Kristen...
Are Rob and Kristen.
They have yet to do so.

YES

I didn't come here to tell you 
that I can't live without you. 
I can live without you.
I just don't want to...

#RobAndKristen

YES

I miss that smile.
That face.
But it's OK.
I just want him to be happy.

NO

Stop believing the Rags
just because they might say what you want to see...
They. Don't. Know. Shit.
And that goes for Gossip Cop...
"Busting Bad Dish"
That's exactly what it is.
Do you really want to swallow
what they are serving?

Until next time.

Bye for now

You Get What You Need.

It's been pretty calm on the Rob/Kristen front...
It's been kinda nice...hasn't it?
Oh sure...
A perfume here
A charity there
Here a lunch
There a workout..
Everywhere a car ride.

Snippets of their lives.

So there hasn't been much to say...
Life is good.
In fact...
Life is GREAT.

This poem by e.e. cummings
is one of my favorites...
And to me
it is Rob and Kristen.

i carry your heart with me

by e.e. cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in

my heart)i am never without it(anywhere

i go you go, my dear;and whatever is done

by only me is your doing,my darling)

                                                        i fear

no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want

no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)

and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows

higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)

Final thoughts...

1. Seeing someone working out at a gym...

or going out to lunch with friends

is a couple of hours in the day.

Where do you think they are the rest of the time?

Who do you think they are with??

2. Hummingbirds

Sometimes you don't even know they are there...

Quick. Quiet.

But they are.

Oh.

They are.

3. I love this clip.

LOVE.

IT.

Rob and Kristen.

Do I really need to say more?

No.

Rob and Kristen.

That's enough.

4. I ADORE Tom Sturridge.

I miss him.

Blimps.

Battleships.

5. I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

You can't always get what you want 

But if you try sometimes

 you just might find 

You get what you need.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is sweet. Love is Long.

If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words...

"Then why can't I paint you?" 

Pictures.

Are they worth a 1000 words?
Sometimes.

But you know how it goes in this fandom...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

And even when it DOES happen

 There can be 1000 different interpretations
of that one second in time...

(See what I did there?)

One Picture.
Did we get a thousand words?

You can bet your sweet ass we did.

A source close to the Presley family said: 
“The relationship is very new but they've got close quickly 
and are hanging out together a lot, enjoying each other's company."

And a source said today that although it was early days,
 the couple had spent much of the last week together,
 adding: 'They're inseparable.
 Rob loves the fact that Riley is Elvis's granddaughter
 - that's true Rock'n'Roll royalty in his eyes.'

“This relationship has all the tools and is built to last,
 because they really get each other.
 It’s so new and they have just started entering the honeymoon phase,
 so it’s only a matter of time before you’ll see them out again, 
no matter how much they’d like to hide it,”
 a source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.

All those words from ONE picture
(and there were a lot more words... believe me)
A picture that turns out wasn't even Riley!
How fucked up is that??

Does any of this sound familiar?
Doesn't it ALL sound familiar?

Besides the fact that it was ALL LIES?
Every word.

And once that lie ran its course...
(With the help of Lisa Marie Presley, no less)

We get this.
ONE picture.

A simple picture of some people sitting in a bar...
Talking. Drinking.
Nothing remotely intimate about it at all.

1000 words?
And then some...

“They've been dating a month or two. He’s crazy about her,”
 a source close to Rob told PEOPLE magazine in late September.

Us Weekly reported the two were “canoodling” 
on a Sept. 25 date at Chateau Marmont nightclub in Hollywood. 
“He was affectionate with her and they seemed comfortable,” 
the source told the magazine.

Robert Pattinson was spotted out on the town with rumored
 gal pal Dylan Penn Wednesday evening in Los Angeles.
The two were both at a private party for the launch 
of Angie Banicki's new book 30 Before 30 at the Spare Room 
inside of the Roosevelt Hotel.
And while the evening outing wasn't exactly a date night, 
the two were definitely together and hanging out in the same small clique.
A source tells E! News that R.Pattz and Penn left around the same time
 after mingling with guests by the bar area and the back room.

"They were chatty and flirty in the beginning,
 but by the end of the night he was in the corner 
with a friend and she was talking to Michael B Jordan. 
Rob was being social. Girls were chatting him up. 
He and Dylan were very kind and chatty but definitely
 made a point to keep things a bit separated." 

The "Twilight" star and Dylan Penn 
 do not refer to each other as "boyfriend and girlfriend,"
 but " it is a romance," a source told E! News.
According to the insider,
 the two "appear to be well suited for each other."

Truly.
Do they just regurgitate the same tired bullshit
and just change the name of the girl?
Why yes.
Yes they do.
I'm guessing there is a template somewhere
with the words
Crazy about her. Inseparable.
well suited. canoodling.
romance. affectionate.
hanging out a lot.

Erase Riley...
Add Dylan.

NEXT!

2 pictures = 2 wonderful romances!

And of course...
We can't forget this picture.
(OK, there was more than one... but lets focus.)
Kristen was seen leaving Rob's gated neighborhood
after being there for hours.
(Yes... it really IS Rob.)

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that Stewart was spotted pulling 
into Pattinson's gated community in L.A. Wednesday afternoon.
 After about a three-hour visit, Stewart left the property 
in her pickup truck and Pattinson followed behind her in his jeep. 

A source close to the British stud says that Robsten simply "caught up" 
with each other and that the entire situation was "very platonic."
In fact, the two merely met up to discuss their two pet pooches 
that they share, Bear and  Bernie.
"Rob is single. He doesn't want to date anybody right now,"
 that source told us. "Not Kristen, not anyone. He is really enjoying his life.
 I honestly believe they will not get back together. 
There is always a small chance something happens, but I highly doubt it."

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart  got together for 
four hours on Oct. 30,
 but it clearly wasn’t just to let her see the dogs.
 Because just three days later, a source close to
 Rob and Kristen told HollywoodLife.com exclusively 
that the former couple met up again to enjoy Dia de los Muertos —
 a Mexican holiday that is widely celebrated in Los Angeles — together.

Well.
You get the point... Right?

E!, PEOPLE (and every other fickle Rag out there)
contradicts themselves at every turn.
(Maybe because their 'sources' are shit)
Rob and Dylan are in a 'romance'
BUT Rob is single and doesn't want to date.
OK. Gotcha.

Sure.

ONE PICTURE.
That's all it takes.
And most of the time...
It doesn't even take a picture.
Just the usual 'insider' sources
and some well placed twitter sightings.

Rob is shown in ONE picture with Dylan
and it is the romance of the year!

Rob and Kristen spend hours together
alone in Rob's home
And its 'very platonic'.


Sorry.
But sitting next to someone at a bar
is pretty platonic to me.
Spending hours in someones home...
Not so much.

But hey...
That's just me.
And "MY" interpretation.

This post is brought to you by Sorry.

SorryNotSorry that no matter where this story goes...
Rob will always be in Kristen's life.
They will always love each other.
No matter what haters do or say...
that will NEVER change.

Sorry that the Ninnies and BitterBerts had to reset their
"But it's been 5 months since we had a picture
of them together... so let it go" clock.

Bummer.

Sorry that people immediately start trashing
Dylan or any other female in Rob's zipcode.
As far as I know...
Dylan hasn't done anything to warrant hatred.
And Rob is allowed to have friends
of the opposite sex.
People always focus on the most insignificant things...

Sorry that people can't just be a 'true' fan
of either Rob or Kristen
and actually focus on who they like...
and stop hating on the other person.

Sorry for the fickle Ninnies who immediately idolize
any girl Rob is remotely connected to.
(As long as its NOT Kristen)
It's kinda creepy how quickly they start
obsessing over these girls...
How long were they on the Camille train
before Dylan came along?

Sorry that people actually believe that there
is some sort of competition
between Rob and Kristen.
Give me a break.
One isn't out to sabotage or hurt the other.
That is so beyond ridiculous.
They have always supported each other.
Always.

Sorry that I haven't seen more
of this face recently...

Yeah.
I miss him.

Sorry that I miss these two people...

Sooner or later.
Love is gonna getcha...
Sooner or later
Love is gonna win.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is Long

Can't See The Forest For The Trees...

Couple of thoughts.

1. I wrote this ~~

Last Wednesday

7. Rob and Kristen.

Guess what?

Like it or not... this is OLD news.

She's not saying anything she hasn't said before.

It doesn't impact their relationship now.

They know where they stand.

They still talk and see each other.

A lot.

You would be surprised at how much.

They still love each other.

(and that is what REALLY worries you)

They don't look back...

They are looking ahead to the future.

THAN this~~ was released.

Yeah... I guess that's considered a 'receipt'...huh?

Pics and it happened?

You gotta LOVE the excuses though... don't you?

"It's not Rob"

"Kristen called the paps to save her career"

"Kristen is a lesbian"

"It's PR! The Twilight DVD comes out!"

"DAMAGE CONTROL!"

"Rob just HAPPENED to be driving behind her"

I mean... truly...

ALL the old foamy bullshit lies

were regurgitated

and eagerly re-swallowed.

And the best one?

The very bestest of all??

"They were at Rob's house for 4 hours

but it was strictly platonic...

They were discussing the dogs."

Look.

This isn't the FIRST time Rob and Kristen

have been together.

It won't be the last.

It's been going on for quite some time.

It's just the first time they were CAUGHT on camera

(If you don't count the "Kristen Lookalike"

in Rob's truck.)

Rob and Kristen have been 'spotted'

together quite a bit lately... haven't they?

And seriously...

5 months later

and Rob and Kristen

are STILL discussing those darn dogs!

Whats a convenient excuse they have become!

Kristen:  Hey Rob. We need to discuss the dogs again.

I have a LOT to say... It's going to take a while.

We need to coordinate dog food buying

and dog walk days...

Rob: OK. I have an idea!

Instead of just calling me on the phone...

Why don't you come over to the house

for at least FOUR hours (again)

so that we can thoroughly 

discuss the ever changing needs of our dogs!

Kristen: Sounds great!

And then when we are done...

You can follow me to my place!

Rob: Of course!

Because we might need to discuss the dogs

(platonically of course!)

for a LOT more hours!!

(again)

I love how a 'source' knows what went on

in Rob's house that day...

What was discussed

How it remained platonic and celibate

at ALL times!

Wait.

THE REAL SOURCE!

Bear and/or Bernie!

Hi~ This Bear. I have lots of insides to tell you.

The thing that is really 

burning your biscuit?

Rob and Kristen

always

end 

up

Together.

One way or another.

Make all the excuses you want...

Truth

is fucking

Truth.

Love is Long, my friends...

Very long.

2. It's GOOD to be a fan of

BOTH

Rob and Kristen.

Kristen is in NYC right now filming

"Anesthesia"

And then

Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg are teaming up for "American Ultra"

They were ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE

in "ADVENTURELAND"

So an Action Comedy together?

WIN

FUCKING

WIN.

And our Robert?

Well...

He's been working out at the gym

getting ready for "Mission Blacklist"

With "Hold On To Me"

and

(hopefully)

"Queen of the Desert"

coming up next year!

WIN

fucking

WIN.

What's NOT to be happy about?

Lots of work for two of my favorite actors...

And knowledge that above all else

The heart wants what it wants.

This post is brought to you by

Trees.

Sometimes people can't see the forest...

Because of all those damn trees.

And they do make a sound 

if they fall in the woods...

Even if no one else is around.

Which is like Rob and Kristen.

There is so much not seen...

Because NO ONE else is around.

But just because you don't see it

Doesn't mean its not happening.

And of course...

This post is brought to you by

Tom Sturridge.

Smile.

Be happy.

Twirl.

Everything will be OK.

Really.

Until next time.

Bye for now