9 (Nine) Things I Hate/Love

1. I love Robert's look in the whole DIOR ad.

The man wears clothes

EXCEEDINGLY 

well.

He looks ALL kinds of Sexy.

There was a wonderful "Behind the Scenes" video

of Rob and his co-star Camille...

which was incredibly charming.

2. And then this picture was released...

and you know what happened next... right?

Yep.

It got real messy.

I get the normal fangirling over this Dior stuff...

because Rob is pretty fucking delicious in it.

But body parts exploding?
Sounds painful.

I'M DYING DED!!
Sounds violent.

"This is the BEST day of my life!"

and of course

the requisite

"DIORROB IS LIFE!"

Um.

It's a commercial.

And if that is the BEST day of your life...

Well.
That speaks for itself.

Admittedly it's well put together

and Rob and Camille have an adorable chemistry.
They both look great.

But.

Seriously

You're not watching one of Rob's private home movies, OK?

It's scripted.

It's acting.

Every thing they do... they are told to do.

You do understand that... don't you?

I find it most amusing that the people who are 

the first to screech that 'shippers'

can't tell the difference between Edward/Bella

and Rob/Kristen

can't seem to realize that there is no Rob and Camille.

It was just a job.

Rob isn't really playing the piano for Camille

after a night of passionate lovemaking

anymore than Rob sparkles in the sun

and can't resist Bella's blood.

He didn't really die on 9/11

and he never worked in a circus in the 30's.

3. See... the thing people seem to forget

as they lose their lady bits over Rob being

'so happy and free'

is that this was filmed well BEFORE May...

(which seems to be the line drawn in the 'Robsten' sand)

This wasn't filmed last week.

or last month.

Most of it was probably filmed last year.

The REAL reason they lose themselves over this

is because they think it represents Rob now.

That this is how he is living his life...

Single. Free.
Like 2008 all over again...

And without Kristen.

Anyone but Kristen.

Rob and Camille probably haven't even seen

each other since they wrapped filming ...

She went back home to her boyfriend

He went back home to Kristen.

Truth. Is. Truth.

4. I'm loving this ad as well.

She looks lovely.

And quite honestly...

I loved the perfume and really want to buy it.

I would never have done that if it wasn't for Kristen.

Now I'm not going to get into some

lame lunatic competition over their ads.

There isn't one.
There is no reason to cut one down to build up the other.

Parts of this fandom are all about pitting Rob against Kristen

in all sorts of asinine ways.

When in fact...

all the stupid bullshit drama is fandom induced.

It's not being fueled by Rob or Kristen

in any way.

They aren't trying to sabotage each other's career.

They are just living their lives

in the eye of the tornado...

and all the shit is flying all around them.

What therefore God has joined together, 

let not man put asunder.

5. There was lots of talk about frogs

and snails.

And puppy dog tails.

Or Tales.

Seemingly one of the creepier members

of the Fringe...

and by definition... they are all creepy

so if I say creepier... 

be afraid.

Be very afraid.

I digress.

One of the looniest of the loons

posted a picture taken from a private instagram acct

of one of Kristen's friends.

(She HATES Kristen and wants to devour her very soul

so she obsessively follows every moment of her life)

(remember what I said about being afraid?)

It showed the black puppy 

that Kristen has been seen with recently

and some comments relating to 'chilling' with the puppy

and how someone was 'dying' for her.

Puppies cannot be looked after on movie sets.

So chilling with someone who can pay attention 

to all a puppy's needs... makes sense.

6. Does Kristen have instagram?

It doesn't matter.

In fact...

People who think its OK to leave rude comments

and try to engage her friends/relatives

on insta or twitter...

because you believe you are entitled to harass and stalk them

Need to step the fuck off.

and a strait jacket.

Not necessarily in that order.

7. I get asked about the number nine.

A lot.

It's a good number

and it turns up in my life

A lot.

What does it mean?

The ninth day?

The ninth month?

Revolution 9.

Number 9 Dream.

99 bottles of beer on the wall?

8. Remember this:

GOOD Things Come To Those Who Wait.

BETTER Things Come To Those 

Who Don't Give Up...

And The BEST Thing Comes

To Those Who

 BELIEVE.

9.

This post is brought to you by

my complete adoration

of 

Tom Sturridge

Love is Long.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

P.S.
Stay Pressed.