Watch Out Chicken Little!

When will I see you again?

Parts of this fandom needs a sense of humor.

And most likely an enema...

because some people are FULL of shit.

But the sense of humor thing...

It's serious.
The Fringe doesn't have one.
At all.
They try... but fail.
Miserably.
(and don't even get me started on how much
they try to 'TWIRL' and end up looking like Elaine)

(Give up the Twirling... admit defeat.)

But you know how awkward it is when someone

THINKS they are ever so funny?

They say the most ridiculous stuff...

not even close to amusing

and then they kinda repeat it over and over again

like...

if they regurgitate the same lame tired lines

it will magically become funny.

Nope.
Sorry.
WRONG.

Somehow they think throwing 'unbroken'
or 'Suck it Sheeps' into
every other sentence is funny shit.
(Alas...it's just shit.)
They actually believe that encouraging
a fellow lunatic into stalking/harassing
Rob and/or Kristen's family, friends, co-workers
on social media is not only acceptable behavior
but completely justified.
They think psychotic is hilarious.
They promote it.
They follow it.
They wallow in it.

See what I mean?
Personally, I don't find people
with multiple personalities amusing...
Just sad.

Which brings me to the stalker eggs on Twitter.
(speaking of multiple personalities)

I get these eggs almost every time I tweet anything.

I could say something as innocuous

as the sky is blue

and yet these cowardly eggs feel the need to 

tell me what they think... and what I should think.

Unfortunately for them

They usually get it ALL wrong.

So I thought I would share with you a recent egg

encounter that I had on twitter.

Let me remind you that I don't know
who these people are...
And I usually don't even engage these idiots

but I was in a rare mood that day.

Just notice how 'nice' they start out...

and how their true bitter hatred wins out in the end.

So lets take a peek inside their lunacy... shall we?

Quick reminder...

This was a reaction from ONE tweet.

ǝsoɹ

@RoseSee

 Sometimes when you are having INTENSE conversations... 

you need a guarded place where people

 can't drive by and take pictures and stalk you.

 BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Are u for real? Other day it wasn't true now it's THIS?

 Funny is Mischa there for those "intense convos" I cannot w your bullshit

ǝsoɹ @RoseSee

@BPleaxxx No... I'm a figment of your imagination.
 And I never said  it wasn't true...
I said it was HILARIOUS.

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee You know what you need privacy for the parties 
Mischa and Michelle  would go to.
Those that involve drugs and alcohol. ;)

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Your excuses are precious though. 

I love when you start chasing your tail. #admitdefeat

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Well I'm happy for Rob. He's got Mischa and Michelle

 and the "stuff" that comes with them. GOOD FOR HIM.

ǝsoɹ @RoseSee

@BPleaxxx blah blah blah... you aren't happy for anyone.

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Why do you guys keep ignoring Mischa and Michelle? #youscared

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee I Am Rose! I unlike you can see he's found women 

that he has more in common with than Kristen and is moving on.

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Maybe you're just scared that the pretend Rob

 you created has nothing to do w the one who likes 

to hang w addicts, people who did

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee time for drunk driving,

 and is at the Chateau Marmont every other night.

 Maybe it's the falling of who you created you're mad about

BPlease @BPleaxxx

@RoseSee Meanwhile Kristen looks happy and free and funny enough 

isn't at the Chateau w addicts every other night. #differentpeople

This is where she changed her acct.

because I blocked her sorry ass...

should I be flattered?

Kstewfan @Kstewfxxx

@RoseSee Aw why'd you block Rose? Scared of Michelle and Mischa.

 Notice you leave them out of your posts, interesting, non?

Kstewfan @Kstewfxxx

@RoseSee Nice of Rob to slap Kristen around 1 more time though.

 All the articles on how he moved to get away from her. #classactRP

And another new acct...

Just for widdle ol' me.

Kstewfan @Kstewfxxx

@RoseSee You can block all you want but we won. 

You lost.

 And now you're acting fucking delusional and scared. #moveonbitch

You tell me...

WHO is acting delusional and scared here?

You won? Because you are acting like a loser.

Kstewfan @Kstewfxxx

@RoseSee But It's cute when you crazy ass gets challenged you run away. 

Go make up some more 'excuses'. THEY'RE TALKING. Like he does w

Kstewfan @Kstewfxxx

@RoseSee Mischa and Michelle!!! 

Funny Kristen still seems very present in LF.

 lol. Poor sad, pathetic, old, shipper.

And another new name...

Kstewfan7 ‏@Kstewfan7xxx

@Rosesee "ensures that he is better-protected from fans and paparazzi alike,

 as well as his ex."

 http://www.zillowblog.com/2013-08-15/is-this-robert-pattinsons-beverly-hills-rental-home/ …

Kstewfan7 ‏@Kstewfan7xxx

@rosesee trying to get away from her to classy whores like Mischa and Michelle.

 FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM. 

He better hope he's never seen anywhere

Kstewfan7 ‏@Kstewfan7xxx

@rosesee near Kristen again bc Kristen's fans are all done with his ass. 

Believe. He wants a war or we are going to take him down cunt.

I love how people throw around
BELIEVE and TRUST

Like it means anything.

And seriously... 'take him down'?

Who SAYS that??

Kstewfan7 ‏@Kstewfan7xxx

@RoseSee i KNOW YOU SEE THESE TWEETS BC YOU KEEP BLOCKING.

 I FUCKING WILL GO HARD AT THAT CUNT BITCH PATTINSON.

 He wants to keep fucking w

Kstewfan7 ‏@Kstewfan7xxx

@RoseSee Kristen and embarrassing her?

 Fine. It's on cunt.

@Kstewfan7xxx

@RoseSee Now block away bc I'm going to fucking destroy his ass.

Wasn't it sad/scary how this pathetic egg quickly deteriorated

from being fake HAPPY for Rob to saying she would 

'destroy his ass'

And FYI? This loonie mentioned Mischa and/or Michelle

7 times.

Obsess much?

 

Just goes to show you that there really isn't much difference

between the Nonstens and Nonberts...

Different sides of the coin, but the same bitter hatred.

And OH SO SCARED.

BTW?

YOU HAVE GOOD REASON TO BE SCARED.

Your sky will soon be falling, Chicken Little.

Watch out!

And now for something completely different.

And better.

Oh so much better.

Rob is back on set for Maps To The Stars...

Which means...

.......

Come on now... I know you know this...

WALKING!!

Lots and lots of walking!

And let's be honest

Rob walking is good.

Great.

Brilliant.

and let's also add in....

Beardy profile Rob...

Win. Fucking. Win.

and last but not least...

never least...

Adorable lovely Kristen.

Because I will always be on her side.

Final thoughts.

1. This whole paparazzi thing.

Yeah, Rob pushed some guy in the face.

He apparently thought it was a pap

but it turned out to be a security guy.

(and in that crowd and lights... I understand why)

Well.

I defended Kristen's 'breathe my air' comment to the scum

and I defend Rob's right to defend himself.

Thing is...

We see snippets of this.

Seconds.

We never saw what happened BEFORE 

Kristen called the pap a fuck face...

And we all KNOW he is a fuck face.

As for Rob?

We don't know what was said...

or done to him.

Someone could have grabbed him

and he pushed back.

We don't know.

But after watching the video

and listening to the horrible things they called him

and how they giggle like schoolgirls...

I DON'T BLAME HIM.

At all.

2. Rob was pictured with an adorable smiling girl

who was in a hospital.

It was really lovely and this young girl

shared pictures of her and Rob with big smiles on their faces.

People need to accept it for what it is...

and quit trying to spin it negatively.

It was a good thing.

A nice thing.

Leave it at that.

3. Rob supposedly moved to Beverly Hills.

I don't know if this is true or not...

There aren't any pictures or anything.

Just the word of some real estate stalker.

So who knows.

It is a guarded community...

and maybe right now

Rob feels he needs that.

And like I said before...

"Sometimes when you are having INTENSE conversations... 

you need a guarded place where people

 can't drive by and take pictures and stalk you."

Done.

And fucking done.

4. There were some Dior interviews that came out...

they weren't in English so they had to be translated.

Idiots are acting like Rob admitted to being 'broken up'.

Really?

You sure about that?

It looks like the writer editorialized about Kristen...

Because we ALL know that Rob would never

discuss anything that personal.

Ever.

"Life is decisions. I chose this job, and at the same time, 

I set out not to mix personal and professional."

And all the fools who continually 'ship' Rob with

the model in the ads

or any other female in his zip code...

"There's a very precise line that marks reality and fiction.

 If people aren't capable of distinguishing it, 

there's nothing I can do to explain it to them." 

But the best one?

The one where you KNOW exactly who he is talking about.

They can't seem to stop their ovaries from exploding...

The ones who ROBSESS over his every move...

His every breath...
Every pore of his body.

Those who want to dictate his life

and get upset with him when he disappoints them

and lives his life his way.

They look at a photo of me and think they have a special relationship,

 a friendship, an affair with me - someone they haven’t met their whole life. 

That’s crazy. And in some moments really scary and creepy.

SCARY AND CREEPY.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Oh wait.

That's exactly what I've said.

And I realize I may 'care' too much about

Rob and Kristen

I speculate on their lives...

Sometimes I focus too much on the gossip

and not their careers.

And after 5 years

I still am trying to figure out

why I became (and remain) so intoxicated with this...

But I do know one thing

What I do/say about Rob and Kristen

comes from a good place.

A wee bit crazy? Maybe.

But at least its a nice crazy.

I want them to be happy.

Because I adore both of them.

Thanks Rob.

This post is brought to you by...

 

Tom Sturridge's smile.

Because he has a wonderful smile.

I love it.

I adore him.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Hang in there.

It will be OK.

Promise.

And I still see you.