If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words...

"Then why can't I paint you?" 

Pictures.

Are they worth a 1000 words?
Sometimes.

But you know how it goes in this fandom...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

And even when it DOES happen

 There can be 1000 different interpretations
of that one second in time...

(See what I did there?)

One Picture.
Did we get a thousand words?

You can bet your sweet ass we did.

A source close to the Presley family said: 
“The relationship is very new but they've got close quickly 
and are hanging out together a lot, enjoying each other's company."

And a source said today that although it was early days,
 the couple had spent much of the last week together,
 adding: 'They're inseparable.
 Rob loves the fact that Riley is Elvis's granddaughter
 - that's true Rock'n'Roll royalty in his eyes.'

“This relationship has all the tools and is built to last,
 because they really get each other.
 It’s so new and they have just started entering the honeymoon phase,
 so it’s only a matter of time before you’ll see them out again, 
no matter how much they’d like to hide it,”
 a source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.

All those words from ONE picture
(and there were a lot more words... believe me)
A picture that turns out wasn't even Riley!
How fucked up is that??

Does any of this sound familiar?
Doesn't it ALL sound familiar?

Besides the fact that it was ALL LIES?
Every word.

And once that lie ran its course...
(With the help of Lisa Marie Presley, no less)

We get this.
ONE picture.

A simple picture of some people sitting in a bar...
Talking. Drinking.
Nothing remotely intimate about it at all.

1000 words?
And then some...

“They've been dating a month or two. He’s crazy about her,”
 a source close to Rob told PEOPLE magazine in late September.

Us Weekly reported the two were “canoodling” 
on a Sept. 25 date at Chateau Marmont nightclub in Hollywood. 
“He was affectionate with her and they seemed comfortable,” 
the source told the magazine.

Robert Pattinson was spotted out on the town with rumored
 gal pal Dylan Penn Wednesday evening in Los Angeles.
The two were both at a private party for the launch 
of Angie Banicki's new book 30 Before 30 at the Spare Room 
inside of the Roosevelt Hotel.
And while the evening outing wasn't exactly a date night, 
the two were definitely together and hanging out in the same small clique.
A source tells E! News that R.Pattz and Penn left around the same time
 after mingling with guests by the bar area and the back room.

"They were chatty and flirty in the beginning,
 but by the end of the night he was in the corner 
with a friend and she was talking to Michael B Jordan. 
Rob was being social. Girls were chatting him up. 
He and Dylan were very kind and chatty but definitely
 made a point to keep things a bit separated." 

The "Twilight" star and Dylan Penn 
 do not refer to each other as "boyfriend and girlfriend,"
 but " it is a romance," a source told E! News.
According to the insider,
 the two "appear to be well suited for each other."

Truly.
Do they just regurgitate the same tired bullshit
and just change the name of the girl?
Why yes.
Yes they do.
I'm guessing there is a template somewhere
with the words
Crazy about her. Inseparable.
well suited. canoodling.
romance. affectionate.
hanging out a lot.

Erase Riley...
Add Dylan.

NEXT!

2 pictures = 2 wonderful romances!

And of course...
We can't forget this picture.
(OK, there was more than one... but lets focus.)
Kristen was seen leaving Rob's gated neighborhood
after being there for hours.
(Yes... it really IS Rob.)

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that Stewart was spotted pulling 
into Pattinson's gated community in L.A. Wednesday afternoon.
 After about a three-hour visit, Stewart left the property 
in her pickup truck and Pattinson followed behind her in his jeep. 

A source close to the British stud says that Robsten simply "caught up" 
with each other and that the entire situation was "very platonic."
In fact, the two merely met up to discuss their two pet pooches 
that they share, Bear and  Bernie.
"Rob is single. He doesn't want to date anybody right now,"
 that source told us. "Not Kristen, not anyone. He is really enjoying his life.
 I honestly believe they will not get back together. 
There is always a small chance something happens, but I highly doubt it."

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart  got together for 
four hours on Oct. 30,
 but it clearly wasn’t just to let her see the dogs.
 Because just three days later, a source close to
 Rob and Kristen told HollywoodLife.com exclusively 
that the former couple met up again to enjoy Dia de los Muertos —
 a Mexican holiday that is widely celebrated in Los Angeles — together.

Well.
You get the point... Right?

E!, PEOPLE (and every other fickle Rag out there)
contradicts themselves at every turn.
(Maybe because their 'sources' are shit)
Rob and Dylan are in a 'romance'
BUT Rob is single and doesn't want to date.
OK. Gotcha.

Sure.

ONE PICTURE.
That's all it takes.
And most of the time...
It doesn't even take a picture.
Just the usual 'insider' sources
and some well placed twitter sightings.

Rob is shown in ONE picture with Dylan
and it is the romance of the year!

Rob and Kristen spend hours together
alone in Rob's home
And its 'very platonic'.


Sorry.
But sitting next to someone at a bar
is pretty platonic to me.
Spending hours in someones home...
Not so much.

But hey...
That's just me.
And "MY" interpretation.

This post is brought to you by Sorry.

SorryNotSorry that no matter where this story goes...
Rob will always be in Kristen's life.
They will always love each other.
No matter what haters do or say...
that will NEVER change.

Sorry that the Ninnies and BitterBerts had to reset their
"But it's been 5 months since we had a picture
of them together... so let it go" clock.

Bummer.

Sorry that people immediately start trashing
Dylan or any other female in Rob's zipcode.
As far as I know...
Dylan hasn't done anything to warrant hatred.
And Rob is allowed to have friends
of the opposite sex.
People always focus on the most insignificant things...

Sorry that people can't just be a 'true' fan
of either Rob or Kristen
and actually focus on who they like...
and stop hating on the other person.

Sorry for the fickle Ninnies who immediately idolize
any girl Rob is remotely connected to.
(As long as its NOT Kristen)
It's kinda creepy how quickly they start
obsessing over these girls...
How long were they on the Camille train
before Dylan came along?

Sorry that people actually believe that there
is some sort of competition
between Rob and Kristen.
Give me a break.
One isn't out to sabotage or hurt the other.
That is so beyond ridiculous.
They have always supported each other.
Always.

Sorry that I haven't seen more
of this face recently...

Yeah.
I miss him.

Sorry that I miss these two people...

Sooner or later.
Love is gonna getcha...
Sooner or later
Love is gonna win.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is Long