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Sunday, July 6, 2014

Oh Come On!



Really.
Enough with the fucking conspiracy theories
every time a picture comes out that you don't like
or doesn't fit into your lame agenda.
(and that goes to all sides of the lunatic fringe)


First we got this picture...
LOOK ROB IS IN THE BACKGROUND!
I will be honest
I was a bit skeptical.
Not because of Rob being at a damn party
(why wouldn't he be? It was a holiday!)
But because I'm a fucking cynic.
I didn't use to be so cynical...
But this fandom is so fucked up
You have to take EVERYTHING with a huge block of salt.
I mean...
It looked like Rob... but with blurry edges.
And as we all know
there is nothing blurry about Rob's edges.
And then Malkin and E! came out with their story.
Well.
If anything that makes me even more distrustful.
I mean... E!?
You know...
The ones who CONFIRMED that Rob was dating
both Riley and Dylan.
(not at the same time... or was it?)
Let's face it
When it comes to Rob and/or Kristen
E!'s sources are no better than 
cousins and aunts and friends... oh my.

 "He was wearing a hat and trying to stay undercover, 
a fellow partygoer tells me. 
He hung out at a corner table
 and was flirtatious with multiple girls all night.
 He stayed through the performances and was really enjoying himself.
Rob seemed extremely into the music, 
smiling and dancing nearly the whole time," another eyewitness said."

What I DO have a problem with is how E! just embellishes shit.
Rob was wearing a hat and hanging out at a corner table.
He was trying to stay undercover.
Believable.
Flirting with multiple girls?
Well... none of these girls have cameras? Twitter?
In fact... all we get are two rather shitty pictures from this party
where Rob is in the background
Come on.
Rob was dancing?
Was this while he was 'undercover'
And not one picture?
See... E! always goes a step too far.
They should have stopped with 
'extremely into the music and enjoying himself'.


Then another pic came out.
Yep.
That definitely looks like Rob.
Some people were comparing his profile
(really?)
If you follow Rob in any capacity...
You can tell this is him.
Even Cynical Rose can see that much.

So then the conspiracy theories begin!

"The pictures are old! 
Those pics aren't real... they've been photoshopped!
That can't be Rob because he's
English and they don't celebrate the fourth of July!
And wait... If it IS Rob then Kristen has to be there
because oh look! Is that Clare?
Its a family gathering!"


Yes.
People are strange.

Rob was at a fucking party.
BIG DEAL.
Why is everything so dramatic?
Because Kristen wasn't there?
(if she were... we would have heard about it)

And while there were some sightings
of Kristen in Hawaii and NYC...
I will remain skeptical and cynical on that as well.
I don't believe a couple of random tweets anymore.
Hell.
I don't even believe in pictures unless they 
are clear and don't need red circles and arrows.

And please give it up on the 
"Rob doesn't celebrate the Fourth of July" stuff.
Um.
He went to a party.
He doesn't have to swear allegiance to the
United States of America.
Good grief.

***********************************************

And now for a brief intermission
to remember why we are here...



I love this picture.
Very... Rob.
I love profile shots for some reason.
I think if it were in Black/White
It would be perfection.



And yes...
Kristen in profile is... stunning.
Gorgeous.

************************************************

OK.
So since there is a lull in Rob/Kristen activity lately...
You know how it goes.
Lots of dog discussions going on.
(Hours... days at a time)
But outside of an occasional sighting
(and really when is the last time we saw Kristen?)
Not much happening at the moment.

What have we learned?

1. That Rob and Kristen can stay out of sight
and live their lives out of the public eye...
If they want to.

2. That some people will continue to be cryptic
"I know something you don't know"
You know shit.
Your authority isn't good.
People telling you what you want to hear
isn't 'fact'.
Sorry.



3. Stop telling me what I can write about.
My blog.
My opinion.
If you don't like it...
tough shit.
I don't care.
If I want to talk about babies... I will.
If I want to talk about carrots. 
I will.
If I want to talk about baby carrots...
then I shall!





4. Rob and Kristen.
If you want to believe they are over...
that's up to you
If you want to believe they are happily married
with a bouncing baby girl
enjoy your moment.
If you want to believe that they have stepped back
for professional and personal reasons
but remain in each others lives...
(and still deeply connected)
Then come sit next to me.

But can you at least believe whatever you want
without attacking people on twitter
who don't happen to agree with you?
Stop haunting instagram
and twitter
and facebook and gossip cop
and trying to force feed your opinion
down everyone's throat.
You won't change anyone's mind.
This isn't your job.
You don't work for Rob and/or Kristen

You do realize that this ongoing
tedious nauseating drama
just resides in this fandom... right?
This is NOT Rob and Kristen's reality.
They aren't reading your tweets or blogs
they aren't concerned with what other people believe.
They are too busy living their lives
the way they want to.
They don't care what we want.
OK?

Final thought?

I want Rob and Kristen to be happy.
It's really that simple.
I want them to have successful fulfilling careers
and love what they are doing...
for as long as they want to.

Yeah... I still think they are happiest
with each other.
I don't believe they are over.
But hey...
That's just me.
Wherever they go from here
I'm just along for the ride.
I don't get to tell them where to go.


And as long as they do this...








I'm ALL fucking good.

Smile and be happy.
You should try it.
It's not bad.


This post is brought to you by:

A fan of both.

I love how some people cannot conceive
that you can be a fan of more than one person
at a time.
I happen to adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
That hasn't changed.
Just because YOU hate one or the other
doesn't mean everyone has to choose.
I don't
I won't
And truly...
 if you're a Rob or Kristen "fan" only...
Does that mean you can't like another actor?
Or any other kind of celebrity?
What kind of fucked up logic is that anyway?
Only bitter hags with those small blackened hearts
 only have space to 'love' one person at a time.
Normal heart people don't have those limitations.
(I hope you never have more than one child-- or any children)


and where would a post be without Tom?

I adore him.



Until next time.

Bye for now


51 comments:

Lanette said...

Wonderful post Rose. I will gladly sit by you. The others can go fly a kite.

ScorpyJ21 said...

Do you have room for one more. x

Brenda said...

Yup, yup, I do love when they laugh. And that new profile pic of Rob is my fave. But this is the weirdest fandom--do fans of other celebrities hate on each other? It's so ridiculous. Why do people try to change your opinion? I don't get it which I guess is a good thing. I don't want to understand the hate and the craziness. Ain't got no time for that. Here's to another week, ladies.

Kay said...

Thanks Rose <3

JanBreesmom said...

Exactly! Totally agree.

zsuzsip said...

Rose,I just love this post,so right most of the fandom is really F@cked
up,I have no idea what some see on these photos,Rob is out sitting at the back&hopefully enjoying the music & why not!I am with You they stepped back from each other for reasons they know,can't they just support them together or apart,especially for their career.Sadly most cannot just spewing buuls@it all the time.I have no twitter now & glad of it.

...a fan said...

Ok, you are going to have to get some help around the house, because I have been waiting for you to post for what feels like a lifetime, I kid... but I have been like a crazy lady. Had some time off and got a chance to surf - just go from one thing to another - check out Kristen, check out reviews, even a little Rob. Big Freaking Mistake. Huge. I was never part of this "fandom" I was and am a fan of Kristen's. Like Rob - but that's it - like Rob. Had a game plan based on another blog's post - it gave me some names, all new to me. Checked out Justice for Kristen, LOVED IT. Fascinating. Then I found Mad Medusa, frenetic but interesting. From there and this is where it takes a really sharp turn I found on based on everything being about PR. Not digging this. It is apparent to me that all of the stens save for the ones about Rob and Kristen like Rob and hate Kristen. From there I find three sites, not sure if I can mention their names but they end in a 2, a stew and a sol. I was aghast and what these women wrote. I get the theory behind a blog, my opinion, my blog - but OMG. O M G!

One of these charmers actually has a plan to drive Kristen from the business and the two others are so proud of their hate that boastfully inform the world they are certain of what they write.
I know I am late to this party, but I had no idea this was a thing. That this level of hate was going on. That this level of hate is even legal. I have changed my opinion of - well everything. I always found HKN and Mama something a little loud and in your face, now I am not sure they are loud enough. It's nice to see them dismiss the hate with such ease. You and Tempest are wonderfully rational, pro both Rob and Kristen and so well spoken, I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you rise above the trash out there. Did I mention I am like a crazy lady?

Sorry if this is entirely inappropriate. If you choose not to post this, I will understand. I don't say any of this to make waves, create problems for you and certainly not incite others. I had to vent and this seemed like the place to do it.

Anonymous said...

Rose I think you are going to need more chairs because I'll gladly sit by you.
I was actually thinking the same thing about Kristen and Rob pics lately. We all know that they can stay way out of sight if they want to and that appears to be what they are doing sans the recent Rob pics. Where we used to get sightings all the time, now they are so few. And I'm so fine with that. I want them to be happy both professionally and personally so if that means only seeing them when they do PR for a cause or a movie I'm good with that.
Thanks for giving us all such wonderful posts Rose.

Unknown said...

Good night to all the Roselands! Nice posted. Keep me posted. Hugs to you all!

vica said...

I like them together so much, whatever choice they make anyway they have or had the best of each other.

Birdie said...

Loved this,Rose. I really don't go anywhere else because all that shit is so OLD. I don't like to tell people what to do, but I highly suggest they follow suit, sit down, and watch these two flourish. You are right,we have no say in what happens or doesn't happen in their private life. So yeah, everyone should relax and just enjoy the ride.
Have a wonderful week, Roseland!

Unknown said...

Good morning Roseland ladies! Stay cool because I don't want to lose you all! Happy Monday! I am going to step out for some errands. Keep me posted. I love you all!

Mary said...

Rose,

Excellent! And I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that you make way too much sense for the conspiracy theorists.
Most of the time a picture is what it looks like, and the date is when it says and there isn't a worldwide epidemic of photoshopping going on either.

Kami said...

Rose a blog filled with commons sense and a "Live and let live" attitude, I'm sure there are multiple people whose heads have just exploded because they cannot begin to fathom (for those of you lurking to see what we're up to and hate 'big words' it means "Understand") the concept of allowing people to have individual thoughts that do not adhere (again...big word lurkers meaning 'stick to') their party line. BRAVO.

***The words, thoughts and downright snarkiness expressed by me are the fault of NO ONE other than me, feel free to come to the coop and talk to me about it if you don't like it, don't attack Rose for my words******

katy said...

Sitting right next to you, Rose.

Always wishing the best of everything for Rob and Kristen.

Be happy everyone.

DreamerKind said...

My son said it to me today, that he is smart but doesn't have a good memory. I am like that, too. Let me tell you, it is a great way to live.

The present is where we have experiences based on our daily choices. Fuck the rest of Time's tricks, or it will us, I say.

Certainly, I support acknowledging others, who live their lives their own ways. Like RK or Queen Elizabeth do, and I so admire them, the young and seasoned elder.

Marveling on Monday's many gifts being given to those now awakened or hip to that jive.

DreamerKind said...

Everywhere

The Sign

Ace of Base:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNPjeIamsck

I, I got a new life
You would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad
How can a person like me
Care for you

I, why do I bother
When you're not the one for me
Oo-hoo-hoo-oo-oo
Is enough enough?

I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without
Understanding

I saw the sign and it opened up
My eyes, I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light
Where you belong
But where do you belong?

I, under the pale moon
For so many years
I wondered
Who you are
How could a person like you
Bring me joy

Under the pale moon
Where I see a lot of stars
Oo-hoo-hoo-oo-oo
Is enough enough

I saw the sign and
It opened up my mind
And I am happy now
Living without you
I've left you
Oh, oh-oh-oh

I saw the sign and it
Opened up
My eyes
I saw the sign

No one's gonna
Drag you up to get
Into the light
Where you belong
I saw the sign

Thanks to/Mega Records
Lyrics/www.lyricsfreak.com

DreamerKind said...

Tickle me world, Tuesday! Going to laugh 100 times today, hook or crook.

Meanwhile, I'll get ready for dreamland. 'Night.

Unknown said...

I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Bright in my northern sky.
It's been a long time that I'm waiting
Been a long time that I'm blown
been a long time that I've wandered
Through the people I have known
Oh, if you would and you could
Straighten my new mind's eye.
Would you love me for my money
Would you love me for my head
Would you love me through the winter
Would you love me 'til I'm dead
Oh, if you would and you could
Come blow your horn on high.
I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Bright in my northern sky.

Unknown said...

Kristen Stewart attend the Chanel show as part of Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2014-2015 at Grand Palais on July 8, 2014 in Paris, France.

Unknown said...


Kristen Stewart turned heads at the Chanel couture show on Tuesday with her newly shorn locks. The actress, who stars in ads for Chanel’s Métiers d'Art Paris-Dallas collection, said she just got the chop that morning.

Carly said...

I'm really liking the new do. I really hope someone does a shoot with her while it still is a thing.

And really, seeing them both happy and doing a job they love the way they choose to is all I can ask for. For me or for them.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE

Excellent post. My chair last I tried to move it stubbornly scooted back by your chair

So since I still agree with you way more than anybody else I find it very comfortable to sit in so it continues to stay put as do I

DreamerKind said...

I've always loved playing musical chairs! When the music stops, you better sit down quickly in a chair, or if you are the last one standing, you're out of the game for good!

May the music play on forever!

DreamerKind said...

Let The Song Last Forever

Dan Hill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkauAGLKDGg

I could spend my whole life
Writing love songs
If they'd help bring me
Closer to you

Trying to find the right words
But they all get so blurred
While expressing my feelings
I get so confused

I can analyze
And you can analyze
We can both analyze
Till we're blue

Let emotions take reign
Let them play their own games
Let the freedom of youth
Captivate you

Let this song last forever
Let this song last a day
Let our love last a lifetime
Let our love fade away

No matter what happens
If we go our own way
We'll be both walking wiser
If walking away

No I know you've been hurt
You've been broken
Life just ain't real
Without pain

And there's no guarantee
That all ends happily
But when you fall
You gotta rise up swinging
Again

And you can run away
I can run away
We can both run till
Our lives are through

Some people hide
Till their hollow inside
Please don't allow
This to happen
To you

I'm so damn tired of hearing
Songs about pain
There's so much to learn
Life's too short now
To spend it afraid

Let this song last forever
Let this song last a day
Let our love last a lifetime
Let our love fade away

No matter what happens
If we go our own way
We'll be both walking wiser
If walking away

Thanks to/menchitty11
Lyrics/www.Metrolyrics.com

Birdie said...

Well, I must say Miss Kristen did it again. Stunning at the Chanel show and I love,love the hair!

Hi there DK! Did you get an email from me a few days ago? I didn't get yours. Have a good sleep.

Have a fabulous day, Rose and Roseland!

Unknown said...

I sometimes can't find the words to describe how someone so beautiful can be so down to earth like Kristen Stewart.This women gets more beautiful every day.

Pisteuo said...

Hello Rose and Roseland!!

I LOVE baby carrots! :)
(Taking a seat next to Rose)

Hope everyone is having an awesome summer!!

Stay cool and HAPPY!!

Lily said...

Love your post and I as well love them both and can't believe they aren't in each others life. A girl can dream that there's always hope that they will figure all this out and be happy together again. Keep the faith peeps!

DreamerKind said...

@Pist
Nice to have you sitting around in a chair in Rose's Land again. I love bubbles, too!

@Birdie
Yes, I saw it and will respond. Thinking of moving back to Minnesota since Illinois is predicted to go the way of Detroit (bust)! Or maybe move to Indiana or Michigan (hey, Mary!). Cali appeals very much. Time will tell in all things.

DreamerKind said...

Time Will Tell

Bob Marley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrm3x9U9Dg

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-hm! ooh-oo-oo-oo-er. mm-mm-mm.
Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the dread.

Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell.
Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Ya think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell.

Back them up; oh, not the brothers,
But the ones who sets em up.

Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell.
Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Ya think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell.

Mm-mm. mm-mm.
Oh, ma ...................
Oh, ma ...................
Oh, ma children are cryin.
Oh, children, weep no more!
Oh, ma sycamore tree, saw the freedom tree.
All you ... have spoke:
Oh, children, weep no more;
Weep no more: children, weep no more!

Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the dread.

Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell;
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell.
Time alone - oh, time will tell:
Think youre in heaven, but ya living in hell

Thanks to/Bob Marley Remastered Songs

DreamerKind said...

Bubbles delight, depart, restart

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

Henry Burr/Albert Campbell (1919):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr_DTozbH8E

I'm dreaming dreams
I'm scheming schemes
I'm building castles high

They're born anew
Their days are few
Just like a sweet butterfly

And as the daylight is dawning
They come again
In the morning

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high

Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams
They fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked ev'rywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

When shadows creep
When I'm asleep
To lands of hope
I stray

Then at daybreak
When I awake
My bluebird flutters away

Happiness, you seem so near me
Happiness
Come forth and cheer me

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles
In the air

They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams
They fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked ev'rywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

Thanks to/edmundusrex
Lyrics/www.lyricsplayground.com

DreamerKind said...

Keeping old songs of love alive

Falling In Love Again (Can't Help It)

Jack Payne/BBC Dance Orchestra (1930):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMU194J-rKs

I'm falling in love again
More and more
Each day

How'd you
Hear me say
I adore you

I'm falling in love again
All my fondest dreams

All my finest schemes
Dear
Are for you

I've had romances
Never more I'll stray

My heart is yours dear
Forever and a day

I'm falling in love again
But at last I feel

I've found my ideal
You're my true love

Thanks to/240252

Anonymous said...

If R and K are happy that's all that matters. I'll always be a fan of both.


New Clouds Of Sils Maria trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-9rcEhGm4

stacy said...

Rose, I've been meaning to comment for days, but real life keeps getting in the way. Oh well, I'll take my crazy, busy, feels like I'm chasing my own tail most days, life any day. It seems to me that is what Rob and Kristen are doing too, living their crazy, busy lives as only they see fit. So, I'm pulling up a chair and sitting down next to you. Let's have a drink!

It is possible to be a fan of both. I enjoy each of them for their own unique qualities. It's a little analogous to how you look at your children. There are things about them as individuals that endear them to you. They also each have their own strengths and weaknesses. As a parent, you can celebrate their individual accomplishments and hurt for them when they encounter some of life's disappointments. They are very much separate beings and entitled to be recognized as such by you, even though in your brain, you often lump them together as "the kids." Anyway, that's kind of how I look at Rob and Kristen. I don't want to know everything because like any parent who has survived a teenager will tell you, there really is something true about the statement, "ignorance is bliss."

stacy said...

Oh, I almost forgot...I loved Kristen's hair yesterday. Very cute! It's too bad she can't leave it just like it is for a while.

Unknown said...

The lights are on but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kiss is all it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another kiss is all you need

Whoa, you like to think
That you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth
To say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to love

You see the signs but you can't read
You're running at a different speed
Your heart beats in double time
Another kiss and you'll be mine, a one track mind

You can't be saved
Cause baby your love is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think
That you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth
To say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You're addicted to love
Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You're addicted to love
Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Your lights are on but you're not home
Your will is not your own
Your heart sweats your teeth grind
Another kiss and you'll be mine

Whoa, you like to think
That you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth
To say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You're addicted to love
Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You're addicted to love
Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Might eas well face it
You're addicted to love
Might as well face it
You're addicted to love

Might as well face it
You are addicted to love
Might as well face it
You a addicted to love



Read more: Florence And The Machine - Addicted To Love Lyrics | MetroLyrics

DreamerKind said...

@Super
May you have a fabulous birthday today!

Birdie said...

Happy Birthday, Super! Have a wonderful day.

Unknown said...

Losing my religion

Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream



Taken from http://lyricstranslate.com/fr/losing-my-religion-entrain-de-perdre-ma-religion.html#ixzz37AL6h1Gs

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Thank you DK and BIRDIE !!!

Barb said...

Rose, XOXO

Unknown said...

Hi to all the Roselands! Sorry I was busy with work and you know the rest. I really love working at Sizzlers. I love the good smell of freshness when I am in the kitchen doing the dishwasher. I get a good compliment. Good night to you all. I haven't forgotten you. I am still here. Anyways, Night! Hugs to you all! Keep me posted.

Unknown said...

I too will forever be a Rob and Kristen fan. I pass no judgment; I am not God.

DreamerKind said...

Monday, Monday, what can I say? Happy day!

DreamerKind said...
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DreamerKind said...

That's The Way That The World Goes 'Round

Norah Jones/Richard Julian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSHPsY2bY4

I know a guy
That's got a lot to lose
He's a pretty nice guy
But he's kind of confused

He's got muscles in his head
That ain't never been used
Thinks he own half of this town

Starts drinking heavy
Gets a big red nose
Beats his old lady
With a rubber hose

Then he takes her out to dinner
And buys her new clothes
That's the way that
The world goes 'round

That's the way that the world
Goes 'round
You're up one day
And the next you're down

It's half an inch of water
And you think you're gonna drown
That's the way
That the world goes 'round

I was sitting in the bathtub
Counting my toes
When the radiator broke
Water all froze

I got stuck in the ice
Without my clothes
Naked as the eyes of a clown

I was crying ice cubes
Hoping I'd croak
When the sun came
Through the window
The ice all broke

I stood up and laughed
Thought it was a joke
That's the way
That the world goes 'round

Thanks to/stopuglytoenails
Lyrics/http://lyrics.wikia.com/

DreamerKind said...

In Spite Of Ourselves

John Prine/Iris DeMent (starts @ 1:210:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5axlwCBXC8

She don't like
Her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs
Is funny

She looks down her nose
At money
She gets it on
Like the Easter Bunny

She's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna
Let her go

He ain't got laid
In a month of Sundays
I caught him once
And he was sniffin' my undies

He ain't too sharp
But he gets things done
Drinks his beer
Like it's oxygen

But he's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin'
On a rainbow

Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces

There won't be nothin'
But big old hearts
Dancin'
In our eyes

She thinks all
My jokes are corny
Convict movies
Make her horny

She likes ketchup
On her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor
When shaves her legs

She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never
Gonna let her go

He's got more balls
Than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked out weirdo
And a love bug junkie

Sly as a fox
And crazy as a loon
Payday comes
And he's howlin'
At the moon

He's my baby
I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him
Go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin'
On a rainbow

Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces

There won't be nothin'
But big old hearts
Dancin'
In our eyes

Thanks to/William McLochlin
Lyrics/www.azlyrics.com

DreamerKind said...

Love Has No Pride

Bonnie Raitt/Crosby, Stills and Nash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nmPdUiT5ks

I've had bad dreams
Too many times
To think that
They don't mean much anymore

Fine times have gone
And left my sad home
Friends who once cared
Just walk out my door

Love has no pride
When I call out
Your name

Love has no pride
When there's no one
Left to blame

I'd give anything
To see you
Again

I've been alone
Too many nights
To think that you
Could come back again

But I've heard you talk
"She's crazy to stay."
But this love hurts me so
I don't care what you say

If I could buy your love
I'd truly try
My friend

And if I could pray
My prayer would
Never end

But if you want me to beg
I'll fall down
On my knees
Asking for you to come back

I'd be pleading for you
To come back
Beggin for you
To come back
To me

Thanks to/Zarastro1040
Lyrics/www.cowboylyrics.com

DreamerKind said...

Divine wine time and a classic movie, fine. Have a great Tuesday, a good news day!

DreamerKind said...

What a delightful surprise! Rose has a new post up!