Random Reflections

I thought I would just write about

what I have observed this week in the fandom...

1.Fucking BRILLIANT American Ultra Trailer.

Seriously?

How fucking AWESOME was this trailer??

I adore Jesse Eisenberg

and I Love LOve LOVe LOVE

that he and Kristen were together in this movie.

Wonderful Chemistry.

And Kristen?

Badass.

Gorgeous.

This trailer did exactly what it was meant to do...

Made me crazy anxious to see this movie.

You gotta admit

Kristen's career is on FIRE

The girl is working her ass off

and it's paying off

BIG TIME.

This is what being a fan is all about...

Getting to watch someone you adore

on the big screen

fucking slaying everyone.

2. The Baby Brigade

And their ongoing convoluted conspiracy theories

and irrational excuses trying to explain why

Rob and Kristen

Haven't been seen together in 2 years.

(And with other people)

And how in the world Kristen and Rob managed to be married

And not only have 1 baby

Completely unbeknownst to the entire world...

(And completely invisible for over a year)

But also managing to be like 15 months pregnant with #2.

Not sure how 2 of the most papped celebrities have fooled everyone

For so long

Except of course... Those who have insider cousins

And wear tin foil hats...

And will believe anyone as long as it's what you 

want to hear.

F.U.B.A.R.

Big Time.

3. Kristen And Alicia.

I'm indifferent about the nature
of Kristen's relationship with Alicia.
(Kinda how I feel about Rob and Twigs)
People can speculate all they want...
But it's Kristen's life and she's
living it the way she wants to.

But I do have to say one thing.
Alicia gives me Nikki Reed kinda vibes.
Yeah...
Kinda Deja Vu-ish

Clingy
Needy

Thirsty.

I don't know.

And this isn't 'hate' directed at Nikki or Alicia

Just an observation...


4. Rob.

There hasn't been much to write about Rob lately.

He wore a red nose for charity

Which was all kinds of cute.
He's in a movie.
He's not.
Wait he is.

But then maybe not.
I don't like getting caught up in the details
of shit like that.
I prefer to wait until he's actually on set.
Then I get excited.
And then I have to wait forever to actually see the movie.
Like "LIFE"
whats the deal with that one?

Anyway.
Rob still looks good walking...
So that is always a GOOD thing.
Even with orange Nikes.

5. Tom

I still adore him.
Completely.

Green. Sheep.
Forever.

This post is brought to you by...

Pinocchio

A lie keeps growing and growing
 until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

And just because you keep telling yourself
that something is true...
Doesn't make it so.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Glass Houses

1. Kristen was in Korea for the 

"Chanel Cruise 2016"  last Monday.

Um.

How fucking beautiful is she?

Seriously.

I hesitate to say flawless

because no one really is...

And one of the things I adore most

about Kristen

are her flaws.

And how she owns them.

So how about we compromise and say...

Flawed Perfection.

Because I really think that is what she shows us.

Without really trying.

Casually gorgeous.

And there is something about her lately

where she looks so...

Content.

Happy.

And it looks wonderful on her.

2. Rob was at the Met Ball

Rob looked great.

Because honestly

Rob + Tux = Handsome

It's just the way it is.

We all should be used to it by now.
The man cleans up VERY well.

So Rob went with Twigs to the Met Ball.

He looked happy.

They looked happy.
At least I think so.

I guess it was their first 'official' event together...

And if you want to be excited and giddy

Hey... enjoy the moment.

But.

It's been almost 9 months...

and every time new pics of the two of them come out

people act like they've never seen them together before.

Like. Oh my god!!!

ROB AND TWIGS ARE TOGETHER!!!

What????

When did this happen???

Let's just ignore the last 9 months of pictures

we have seen of them

and pretend this is the very first time!!!

Then the drama and the name calling

And the drama.

And more name calling.

Let's not forget the drama.
And name calling.

And it would be one thing to be happy 

that there are cute pics of a couple you like together

~being Together

BELIEVE ME

I know how that feels.
(Well... I used to know how that feels)

But then we get the Baby Brigade

huffing and puffing

(And trying like hell to blow that house down)

and trying to rationalize why they are together again

You know how it goes...

The pics are photoshopped.
Or old.
Or staged.
(amazingly... EVERY picture is fake in some way)
Rob is married to Kristen
and they have a baby!
Kristen is pregnant with baby #2!!
Poor Rob has to babysit his investment.
PR. PR. PR. PR.
Rob is hanging out with Twigs to protect
his privacy with Kristen...
Never mind that celebrities more sought after
than they are have no problems being in a normal
relationship and having a family.

Imagine thinking that Rob and Kristen

are more in demand and need more privacy 

Than the future King of England.

Because he somehow manages to work it all out just fine.

And who is under more scrutiny than he is?

3. Thomas Sturridge.

I wish I could convey how much I adore him.

Or do I?

Does a brief mention at the end of a post 

Make my feelings clear?

Tom is having a great 2015 so far.

"Far from the Madding Crowd"

With Carey Mulligan

Is getting good reviews and getting Tom attention.

And then there is the play

"American Buffalo"

And every thing I read about it

Says what an incredible performance by Tom.

Tom belongs on the stage...

I think he's most at home there.
I think he's so talented...
I can't wait to see whats next.

And just in case the point was missed...

I ADORE HIM.

4. I hate to say this

(OK, not really)

But there are just as many shitty Rob fans

As there are shitty Kristen fans.
(to the complete embarrassment of this fandom)

All the vile hate against Twigs and Kristen
is completely uncalled for.
ALL OF IT.
But I'm finding it pretty fucking tedious
when some of these pompous know-it-all Lunatics
try to paint all of Kristen's fans
with the same shitty brush.
Sorry.

But there are plenty of disgruntled Rob fans out there too.

Equal Opportunity Disappointment.
The shit is everywhere.
On every side.
And seriously...
These Fringe fans are so quick to say
"Kristen's Fans are the WORST"
and
"I can't believe the hatred for Twigs!"
Seriously?
Are you new here?

Many of these same people
not only followed
POOPSCOOPSTEW for years
while she attacked Kristen and anyone
who was associated with her
with vile horrific hater bullshit
They laughed at what she had to say
and encouraged her for more.

How convenient to have forgotten what has been-

And is still being said about Kristen to this day.

Remember- 

Neither Twigs or Kristen deserve the hate spewed at them.

But your fucking glass house has a lot of
 broken windows.

5. Just because I don't want to talk
about Twigs or Alicia very much
doesn't mean I'm in denial.
The reality is I really don't have much
 to say about either of them
because they don't matter to me...
and just because they are the ones
who are closest to Rob and Kristen right now
doesn't mean I have to fawn all over them
to be considered a 'true fan'.

Fuck that noise.

I keep hearing Rosalie's line from Eclipse
in my head when it comes to them..

"I don't hate you...
But I don't particularly like you"

That's about right.

This post has been brought to you
by all the people
who will read my words
And wonder if I'm talking about them.

(I am)

Until next time.

Bye for now.

And just remember...