It's been 8 years since I started this blog.
This innocent... naive little blog.
I was intoxicated with Robert Pattinson...
and I really wanted to understand why.
How.
But mostly Why.
Have I learned anything in the last 8 years?
I fucking hope so.
1.
The more things change
The more things change
The more they stay the same.
Remember when there were "Nonstens"
that HATED everything Kristen...
(well, who am I kidding...they still exist)
and they made up endless excuses
for Rob and her being together?
(and this was years before the 'scandal')
(and this was years before the 'scandal')
IT'S PR!
THE PICS ARE PHOTO-SHOPPED!!
THE PICS ARE PHOTO-SHOPPED!!
IT'S STAGED!
IT'S JUST WORK RELATED!
They despised Kristen with the heat of a million suns...
And most definitely did NOT want
Kristen and Rob to be in a relationship.
They attacked her...
Insulted her...
Basically behaving like bitter, petty, jealous bitches.
They attacked her...
Insulted her...
Basically behaving like bitter, petty, jealous bitches.
Now?
Well...
The names have changed
(or have they?)
(or have they?)
But its the Lunatic Baby Cult
who are screaming the same thing.
Every picture that doesn't fit their agenda?
STAGED.
PHOTO-SHOPPED.
PR.
ITS JUST A JOB.
And instead of hating on Kristen...
They hate on Twigs.
They attack her
They insult her
Basically behaving like
Bitter, Petty, Jealous Bitches.
The common denominator?
Robert Pattinson.
It's pretty obvious that no matter who
the guy hangs out with...
dates...
becomes engaged to
or marries
This poor woman will be hated...
just because Robert fell in love with them.
I doubt anyone will ever be 'acceptable'
to these people.
I doubt the hatred will ever stop.
They seem to thrive on it.
2.
I've learned that Kristen is one strong bitch.
"The public kind of burned me at the stake," she says.
"But that's OK, I can take it. I'm not dead."
"Lately, I've been doing less of the [assumes whiny cry voice]
'I'm sooooo sorry.' And more of the [drops several octaves]
'No. Fuck. Jesus.'"
She is severely judged...
wait.
Misjudged.
Always.
Some people like to think they know
the intimate details of Kristen's life.
Details of her personal relationships...
How she lives her life.
I've never seen so many people
so eager to twist and turn
Kristen's words and actions
and make up complete bullshit
and then pretend its the truth...
AND THEN get angry at her
and judge her
for the shit they made up.
"My true personal life,
as much as people think they know about it,
they don't know dick shit.
Who could? By the way, nobody knows."
Is Kristen perfect?
Fuck no.
And I don't care.
Perfection is boring.
And Kristen is anything BUT boring.
I like her.
A lot.
I don't always agree with her.
I don't think she is flawless
and can do no wrong.
I like to think I accept her for who she is...
Sometimes she makes me smile
Sometimes she makes me cringe...
But you know what?
After 8 years
I'm still here.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
3.
I've learned that although
my 'intoxication' of Robert Pattinson
has calmed down...
I still like the guy.
I still find him attractive...
I still want to watch his movies...
I still care about what's going on in his life.
Is Rob misjudged?
Most definitely.
Some think he is a perfect idol
that can do no wrong.
Some look for any opportunity to criticize him.
He's far from perfect.
And to be honest?
That's always been one of his most endearing qualities.
He's goofy and charming
and sometimes he says the wrong thing
at the wrong time.
So what?
I've also accepted Rob for who he is...
not what I thought he was.
"I like to see if I'm capable of something,
and I don't really care what people think,
even though I read all the reviews.
If it really mattered,
it would have destroyed me years ago."
"Shit happens, you know?" he laughs.
"It's just young people… it's normal!
And honestly, who gives a shit?"
4.
Never Ship
OK.
I'll be honest here.
I never really heard of 'shipping'
before I fell into this fandom.
I remember looking it up...
and it was
To wish a couple that you like to stay together
cause you like them or cause they are cute.
Or to wish two people you like and/or want to be together.
I always thought shipping was attached to
fictional characters..
from books
TV shows
Movies...
So when I was all about Rob and Kristen
I just was like...
Hey... THEY ARE TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE
How is that shipping?
But.
I have learned its best not to give a shit
about who someone you like... is with.
Love can be fleeting
People change.
People grow up.
Most significantly
It's not your damn life.
I will always have a huge soft spot
in my heart for Rob and Kristen.
I spent a lot of time watching
and laughing and enjoying their relationship.
Never again.
If there is ONE thing I've learned
in the past 8 years
that I really think is most important...
Is not to get so damn invested
in someone else's lives.
I don't even know how I got there...
It just sorta happened over time
But I'm so glad I woke up.
Oh... I still think some people are cute together
and its nice to see people falling in love.
It's fun to speculate...
enjoy major chemistry...
But watching from a great great distance.
If you are arguing over someone elses relationship
on a daily basis...
trying to intrude in their personal life on social media...
You might want to reevaluate your life.
You know who you are.
As it stands right now
I have zero interest
in who Rob and Kristen are now dating.
And it feels
WONDERFUL.
(Try it. You'll like it.)
5.
I'm capable of liking
BOTH
Rob and Kristen
even though they no longer remain together.
Amazing huh?
I also like Nicholas Hoult
Robert Downey Jr
and an incredible array of people.
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Imagine that!
Is your mind boggled yet?
6.
I've learned that you really
can't take this shit seriously.
Believe me.
I have always found myself
particularly protective of Kristen.
I always felt she was unjustly vilified
and harshly criticized
But at some point...
(and this is to both Rob/Kristen fans)
You really gotta let it go.
Not everyone is going to like Kristen
Not everyone is going to like Rob.
And if some random asshat on twitter or tumblr
is doing some ranting...
who cares?
If they aren't truly hurting anyone
and just have an opinion
is it really worth attacking everyone
you don't agree with?
Who has the time?
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please everyone
So ya got to please yourself
7.
People like "HatersNoNothing"
(seriously... NO nothing? HAHAHA)
and her paranoid pack of pinheads
will never admit they are lying liars that lie.
It doesn't matter how many pictures
interviews
sightings
prove them wrong...
They will always have some sort of
delusional excuse to explain it.
I don't understand
(THANK GOD)
why they cling so heavily to
Rob and Kristen being together...
Why can't they let them go?
And better yet...
Why would ANYONE believe a word they say?
Not one shred of proof in over 3 years.
8.
There are NO insiders.
Come on, man.
Haven't we all learned that lesson long ago?
Do you really think there is a cousin
who shares super secret info
to some nasty vile person
who then posts it on her gross blog?
Do you really think there is a person
who is related to Kristen who rats out her
most personal details?
Do you honestly think that anyone close
to either Rob and/or Kristen
would hurt them in that way?
Seriously?
And to think that Rob and Kristen
would kiss and snuggle with other people
while being supposedly married with not
one...
not two...
BUT THREE BABIES????
(BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
I remember thinking when the LOONS came up
with baby #1
that they had jumped the fucking shark...
Now?
It's a damn WHALE.
And even that isn't big enough a jump.
Sweet Jesus
People are just plain stupid.
I hope its painful.
This post is brought to you by the number 8
and the fact that
I still adore Thomas Sturridge.
He's the perfect Green Sheep.
Always.
Forever.
I wonder what the next
8 years will bring?
Until next time.
Bye for now.
Every picture that doesn't fit their agenda?
STAGED.
PHOTO-SHOPPED.
PR.
ITS JUST A JOB.
And instead of hating on Kristen...
They hate on Twigs.
They attack her
They insult her
Basically behaving like
Bitter, Petty, Jealous Bitches.
The common denominator?
Robert Pattinson.
It's pretty obvious that no matter who
the guy hangs out with...
dates...
becomes engaged to
or marries
This poor woman will be hated...
just because Robert fell in love with them.
I doubt anyone will ever be 'acceptable'
to these people.
I doubt the hatred will ever stop.
They seem to thrive on it.
2.
I've learned that Kristen is one strong bitch.
 |
| She. Is. Stunning. |
"The public kind of burned me at the stake," she says.
"But that's OK, I can take it. I'm not dead."
"Lately, I've been doing less of the [assumes whiny cry voice]
'I'm sooooo sorry.' And more of the [drops several octaves]
'No. Fuck. Jesus.'"
She is severely judged...
wait.
Misjudged.
Always.
Some people like to think they know
the intimate details of Kristen's life.
Details of her personal relationships...
How she lives her life.
I've never seen so many people
so eager to twist and turn
Kristen's words and actions
and make up complete bullshit
and then pretend its the truth...
AND THEN get angry at her
and judge her
for the shit they made up.
 |
| Happy Kristen is the BEST Kristen |
"My true personal life,
as much as people think they know about it,
they don't know dick shit.
Who could? By the way, nobody knows."
Is Kristen perfect?
Fuck no.
And I don't care.
Perfection is boring.
And Kristen is anything BUT boring.
I like her.
A lot.
I don't always agree with her.
I don't think she is flawless
and can do no wrong.
I like to think I accept her for who she is...
Sometimes she makes me smile
Sometimes she makes me cringe...
But you know what?
After 8 years
I'm still here.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
 |
| Cute. |
3.
I've learned that although
my 'intoxication' of Robert Pattinson
has calmed down...
I still like the guy.
I still find him attractive...
I still want to watch his movies...
I still care about what's going on in his life.
 |
| Is it just me or does he look pretty damn good here? |
Is Rob misjudged?
Most definitely.
Some think he is a perfect idol
that can do no wrong.
Some look for any opportunity to criticize him.
He's far from perfect.
And to be honest?
That's always been one of his most endearing qualities.
He's goofy and charming
and sometimes he says the wrong thing
at the wrong time.
So what?
I've also accepted Rob for who he is...
not what I thought he was.
"I like to see if I'm capable of something,
and I don't really care what people think,
even though I read all the reviews.
If it really mattered,
it would have destroyed me years ago."
"Shit happens, you know?" he laughs.
"It's just young people… it's normal!
And honestly, who gives a shit?"
4.
Never Ship
OK.
I'll be honest here.
I never really heard of 'shipping'
before I fell into this fandom.
I remember looking it up...
and it was
To wish a couple that you like to stay together
cause you like them or cause they are cute.
Or to wish two people you like and/or want to be together.
I always thought shipping was attached to
fictional characters..
from books
TV shows
Movies...
 |
| I will always love these two crazy kids... |
So when I was all about Rob and Kristen
I just was like...
Hey... THEY ARE TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE
How is that shipping?
But.
I have learned its best not to give a shit
about who someone you like... is with.
Love can be fleeting
People change.
People grow up.
Most significantly
It's not your damn life.
I will always have a huge soft spot
in my heart for Rob and Kristen.
I spent a lot of time watching
and laughing and enjoying their relationship.
Never again.
If there is ONE thing I've learned
in the past 8 years
that I really think is most important...
Is not to get so damn invested
in someone else's lives.
I don't even know how I got there...
It just sorta happened over time
But I'm so glad I woke up.
Oh... I still think some people are cute together
and its nice to see people falling in love.
It's fun to speculate...
enjoy major chemistry...
But watching from a great great distance.
If you are arguing over someone elses relationship
on a daily basis...
trying to intrude in their personal life on social media...
You might want to reevaluate your life.
You know who you are.
As it stands right now
I have zero interest
in who Rob and Kristen are now dating.
And it feels
WONDERFUL.
(Try it. You'll like it.)
5.
I'm capable of liking
BOTH
Rob and Kristen
even though they no longer remain together.
Amazing huh?
I also like Nicholas Hoult
 |
| This is how he fucking looks walking down the street! |
Robert Downey Jr
and an incredible array of people.
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Imagine that!
Is your mind boggled yet?
6.
I've learned that you really
can't take this shit seriously.
Believe me.
I have always found myself
particularly protective of Kristen.
I always felt she was unjustly vilified
and harshly criticized
But at some point...
(and this is to both Rob/Kristen fans)
You really gotta let it go.
Not everyone is going to like Kristen
Not everyone is going to like Rob.
And if some random asshat on twitter or tumblr
is doing some ranting...
who cares?
If they aren't truly hurting anyone
and just have an opinion
is it really worth attacking everyone
you don't agree with?
Who has the time?
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please everyone
So ya got to please yourself
7.
People like "HatersNoNothing"
(seriously... NO nothing? HAHAHA)
and her paranoid pack of pinheads
will never admit they are lying liars that lie.
It doesn't matter how many pictures
interviews
sightings
prove them wrong...
They will always have some sort of
delusional excuse to explain it.
I don't understand
(THANK GOD)
why they cling so heavily to
Rob and Kristen being together...
Why can't they let them go?
And better yet...
Why would ANYONE believe a word they say?
Not one shred of proof in over 3 years.
8.
There are NO insiders.
Come on, man.
Haven't we all learned that lesson long ago?
Do you really think there is a cousin
who shares super secret info
to some nasty vile person
who then posts it on her gross blog?
Do you really think there is a person
who is related to Kristen who rats out her
most personal details?
Do you honestly think that anyone close
to either Rob and/or Kristen
would hurt them in that way?
Seriously?
And to think that Rob and Kristen
would kiss and snuggle with other people
while being supposedly married with not
one...
not two...
BUT THREE BABIES????
(BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
I remember thinking when the LOONS came up
with baby #1
that they had jumped the fucking shark...
Now?
It's a damn WHALE.
And even that isn't big enough a jump.
 |
| What.The.Fuck. |
Sweet Jesus
People are just plain stupid.
I hope its painful.
This post is brought to you by the number 8
and the fact that
I still adore Thomas Sturridge.
 |
| He makes me happy. |
He's the perfect Green Sheep.
Always.
Forever.
I wonder what the next
8 years will bring?
Until next time.
Bye for now.
 |
| love is long |
