"At what point did you guys know that you had
really good onscreen chemistry?"
What did Robert say?
I KNEW BEFORE I MET HER.
And while some would say Rob was just joking around
(which he did do a lot in this interview)
There is some precedence to this statement.
Rob did say on many occasions that he wanted
to work with Kristen when he saw her in
"Into The Wild"
and that was the reason he auditioned for Twilight.
So...
The whole 'before I met her' rings true... yes?
And let's talk about the whole 'off camera' incident.
Which wasn't off camera at all.
The Lunatic Fringe
actually took this as some insult.
The Bitter Berts were all offended that
"Rob is so jealous of Kristen and wanted to slap her
and knock her off her chair!"
"Where's Garrett?? Garrett would never do that!!"
The Nasty Ninnies were all about
"No real couple would EVER talk about each other like that!"
"Rob really must hate Kristen!! He wants to slap her!"
And both elements of the Fringe were united in their
lopsided delusional ranting
"I can't wait until He/She dumps Him/Her."
Really?
What part of that did you really believe Rob meant?
That he wanted someone to push her off her chair?
That he wants to slap her?
Really?
Did you see Kristen's response at all?
SHE WAS LAUGHING!!!
ROB WAS LAUGHING!!!
They were teasing and joking with each other.
Has everyone forgotten how they interact?
You REALLY think he was seriously telling Kristen
that he wanted to slap her when a camera was
on them the whole time?
Good Fucking Grief.
It's like people just ignore all the other stuff
that goes on with Rob and Kristen...
and just focus on the most lame ass shit.
Kristen was positively GLOWING with happiness that day.
Overfuckingflowing with it.
Did she look like someone who was offended by what Rob said?
Or do you think the girl understands his sense of humor?
Do you?
I thought the banter was adorable...
They are so damn cute with each other.
Laughing. Giggling.
In their own little world.
Oh yeah... Taylor was there too.
Yet.
We get the Fringe out there determining
that Kristen should do this...
and Rob shouldn't put up with that
and Kristen needs to stop that
and Rob can't wait for this...
Yada Yada Yada
The drama...
as usual
is self inflicted.
There is no drama between Rob and Kristen.
They are just living their lives
TOGETHER.
HAPPY.
IN LOVE.
It's only the delusional asstards
who feel entitled to decide
what Rob and Kristen should do with their lives
that love to wallow in the bitter foam
that they are always swimming in.
Digesting.
Spewing.
Gross.
On to better things...
I watched Breaking Dawn 1 last night.
I like this movie.
The wedding.
God.
We've all heard Kristen say 'her' wedding
was her favorite part.
It's mine too.
It's major sap time whenever I watch it.
Seeing Bella all nervous about walking down the aisle...
The way her face fucking lights up
when she sees Edward waiting for her.
The kissing.
And yes... the Prom song.
As soon as they start singing
"I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins ..."
I get a bit teary. Still.
I do.
The way they look at each other.
The way they kiss.
The way a part of it seems all so real...
"Have I found you, Flightless Bird?"
Yes.
You found each other.
Let's start with Forever.
**sniffle**
Enough sap?
Probably.
I'm in kinda a mood.
Bitchy/Sappy
Not sure how that works.
But I yam what I yam.
This post is brought to you by things that make me Sappy.
Sappy
Soggy
Mushy
Melty
1. Thomas Sturridge.
Yeah... he's a daddy now
But for some reason that just makes him
all the more appealing.
Tender, loyal, sweet and loving.
What an incredible father he must be.
2. Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.
OK.
So I'm not sure 'sappy' describes how this picture
makes me feel..
But MELTY does.
Yes. It does.
Don't argue with me.
3. Breaking Dawn Wedding Scene.
"It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to
and accept you for what you are.
I've been waiting, for what seems like a very long time,
to get beyond what I am.
With Kristen Bella I feel like I can finally begin.
So I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride.
No measure of time with you will be long enough.
But let's start with forever."
4. Cannes.
Major Saptastic.
Always.
Forever.
And no matter how the Fringe wants to spin it...
They can't deny what we all saw.
Sapilicious.
Saptacular.
Rob and Kristen make me sappy.
In a good way.
In a wonderful way.
In a smiley, giddy, twirly way.
And that's a great way to end this post.
So until next time...
Bye for now
