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Showing posts with label Golden Globes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golden Globes. Show all posts

Monday, January 17, 2011

Rob and Kristen- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Pretty x 2

So we are finally past the Golden Globes.
Thank God.
I don't know why but these award things/public appearances
really take a lot out of me.
I get all nervous flip/floppy about seeing Robert.
Silly... I know.
But it's all about anticipation and anxiety.
That's what intoxication is all about.
And know this...
I'm completely intoxicated with Robert.

So let's get to The Good.
The Bad.
The Ugly.

Is anyone surprised to see Lurker Nick on the Red Carpet with Rob? No.

Robert cleans up nice.
Nice and shiny and pretty.
I like shiny Robert.
Shiny Robert is definitely GOOD.

Rob's hair color was discussed at great length...
Yeah, it's kinda a reddish color.
Rob could probably have blonde hair and still look gorgeous.
Wait.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
Maybe.
I mean... does it matter what surrounds that face?
Does the color of the hair really matter?
Hmmm....

His hair is quite short right now.
He was working on WFE reshoots over the weekend.
And if I haven't made it perfectly clear by now...
WFE Rob is probably my favorite Rob.

Oh Look! Lurker Nick!

So it all fits that WALKING ROB
in WFE mode...
IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.
Walking Rob.
You all know how I feel about walking Robert.
Why is that?
I wish I could explain the feeling I get...
when I see him in motion.
I wish.
Maybe if I could articulate my thoughts...
I could actually get a handle on why Robert affects me the way that he does.

So walking Robert?
Good.
Great.
FanFUCKINGtastic.

Robert and his little brother Andrew.

More Good.

Robert and Andrew Garfield.
Again.
They look like brothers.
They got the hair thing...
and the eyebrow thing...
and the tall skinny thing.
And the adorable British thing.
Cute as hell.
And believe me...
Hell is pretty damn cute.
It has to be... right?

I only have eyes for Tom.
More Good.
Well... this picture is all kinds of good.
Kristen.
(Oh how I miss her beautiful face)
Tom.
(I'm embarrassed to tell you how many times I've watched Pirate Radio)
And Garrett Hedlund.
Who happened to be at the Golden Globes last night.
Who happened to be asked about Robert last night.
Who just happened to say that Rob...
Visited the OTR set "a couple times"
Oh yes he did.
But we already knew that, didn't we?
Of course we did.
;)

Not quite Ninja Stew

So where was Kristen Stewart?
Although I was hoping she would pop up with Robert...
We all kinda knew that wasn't going to happen.
I was told that presenters don't get a 'plus one'
Nominees get 'plus one'
I guess room is scarce at the Golden Globes.
It seems a lot of people were there sans their partners.
Not that the GG is Kristen's kinda scene.
But surely...
IF Summit had wanted to do the ULTIMATE PR...
SURELY Kristen would have been at the Summit Table.
What better opportunity would there be to push
Breaking Dawn AND Rob and Kristen?
Oh right.
Summit will PRETEND to fly Kristen to IOW for NYE
just for the ILLUSION that she and Rob are together
But they won't go to that kind of trouble
for a nationally televised award show?
Any way you look at it...
The whole PR angle is bullshit.
May it rest in Foam.

Rumor had it Kristen was in L.A. with Robert...
Did she turn up anywhere?
Remains to be seen.
But as usual...
She is doing her best Ninja-Stew and we may not see her again
until...
The Academy Awards?
It's been talked about.
More Good?
Robert was talked as the star of the upcoming WFE.
I love that.
He seems so genuinely thrilled and excited about this movie.
Brilliant.
He's just bursting with pride.

Reminds me of "Remember Me"
Yes...
Rob said it was 'one of the best' experiences he's had making a movie.

(The bad? Haters jumped on this as some sort of insult to Kristen.)

I cannot tell you how thrilled I am for Rob...
I'm just giddy with excitement to see WFE.
I know I will love it.
I know I will lose my mind.
I know.

I kinda feel like he's all grown up now...
Watching him get better and better before my eyes.
*sigh*

What? Did I say something wrong?
I'm not sure what I can say about Ricky Gervais.

I still love him.

But even I cringed a bit at some of things he said.
And for ME to cringe?
That's kinda saying a lot.
I just kept laughing and cringing...
and thinking there just wasn't enough of him on the show.

The thing about this kind of show...
without someone like Gervais there to keep it down to earth...
it's just another lame award show where
celebrities are telling everyone how great they are.
Yada Yada Yada.

So the Good is Ricky Gervais is funny as fuck.
The bad is that he might not be back next year
because some of the people he introduced seemed a bit annoyed.

Oh and Rob is good.
Rob is ALWAYS good.

Sweet.

I'm not sure there really was much bad to be said for last night.
Rob looked glorious.
I love the tie rather than the bowtie.
I loved the color.

The bad?
We didn't get to see Kristen this weekend...
But that's OK.
Knowing is Good.

The Ugly?
Well.
I could get into the Hyenas.
But I just took a shower...
and I really don't want to get all foamy.

Suffice to say that they seem to think Rob being
at the Golden Globes without Kristen is some sort of sign.
As usual.
And if she had turned up they would have been foaming about that.

Can't win for Foaming.

Heh.

You ever wonder where Rob and Kristen are RIGHT now?
;)

Yep.

This post is brought to you my the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge.
Someone sent me a very sexually suggestive picture of him...
and....
Hot fucking damn.
At least I think its him...
It looks like him.
and I would post it here...
But...
well...
Maybe another day.

I love you, Tom Sturridge.
That is all I have to say about that.

T for TWIRLY!!

Twirly beats Foamy EVERY TIME.

Every.
Fucking.
Time.

Bye for now
♥♥♥
*A special thanks to Real PR Pro for the fascinating info*

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Shiny and Smiley

Shes got these big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.

Can you believe that Hatesten is pissed off at Kristen getting this cover?
Of course you can believe it.
They are pissed off at EVERYTHING!
Anger and Resentment rule their world.
I think you all should click on this picture and look at it
in its true HQ quality....
And see her eyes.
Honestly.
Don't even TRY and tell me she doesn't have the most beautiful eyes.
As wide as the moon.
She's fucking gorgeous.
Yeah.

Oh and one more thing about this whole Vogue thing...
The whole 'relationship' quote from yesterday left out a very important word.
Why is that?
Does it change the meaning?
Fuck yeah it does.
Here's the WHOLE quote.

She can pinpoint the week she stopped being "some girl" and entered the land of 24-hour security, lockdowns, and endless speculation about her relationship with her co-star-boyfriend Robert Pattinson, which she refuses to discuss. ("It's not my job.")


  So... Can you guess the word that was mysteriously omitted
from someone's transcription of the interview?
Anyone?
(Yeah, I was gonna do the whole "Bueller" thing...
But it really does get overdone, doesn't it?)
BOYFRIEND.
Just a simple word, really...
In the scope of all the words that are out there...
Not even that big a word.
Except...
Except when you are talking about Kristen Stewart...
and referring to her BOYFRIEND (co-star) Robert Pattinson.
It's not Kristen's job to talk about her BOYFRIEND Robert Pattinson.
BOYFRIEND.
ROBERT.
PATTINSON.

:))
It Doesn't Get Much Cuter Than This.

Yes.
Cute Robert.
Adorable baby.
Sweet Elephant.
Yes.
Babies are so cuddly and nice.
I had 2 of my own.
I love babies...
And I totally GET how fucking dreamy it is to see
Robert holding a cherubic child in his arms.
I get it.
But.
Sorry.

THIS.

Well. KILL ME. Just do it already.
AND THIS.

Something in the Way He MOVES.
Um.
Suspenders.
Cigarette.
Fucking walking like he owns the damn world?
Like he OWNS me??
All he needs are a pair of sunglasses...
And I would be a puddle with a laptop on it.
As it is...
I'm pretty wobbly.
A good wobbly...
But wobbly just the same.

Does it make me an evil wench that
I prefer the walking/cigarette/suspenders pictures 
to the adorable baby ones?
Who cares.

Yes. I'm the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

There was a whole shitload of 'outtakes' released yesterday.
Yeah. I know.
Outtakes.
Fuck that noise.
But they were all delicious and sexy hot...
and I'm including my favorite of the bunch.
And that was kinda hard to do because let's face it...
It's Robert Fucking Pattinson...
and he looks phenomenal in just about every damn picture.
But I'm going with this one...
For the moment anyway.

I look good. I can't help it.

So...
The Golden Globes are tonight!
RUMORS are everywhere.
We all know Robert is presenting tonight
(With Olivia Wilde... Gorgeous!)
But who will he walk the red carpet with?
Stephanie?
Or say...
Someone else?
Someone he has fallen in love for the last time with?
Maybe just Nick lurking in the background?

And where is Kristen Stewart?
Playing it cool in Los Angeles?
Hmmm....
Will Kristen show up on Robert's arm at the Golden Globes?
It remains to be seen...
Even if she doesn't do the public stuff...
Will she show up on his arm afterward?

*Twirly*

Pretty People.

I would love this.
Wouldn't it be ever so pretty?
Wouldn't it be ever so sweet?
Yes.
I can't wait to see smiley, shiny Robert.
I hope we see shiny, smiley Kristen.


My predication about Rob and Kristen showing up together
at the Golden Globes or anywhere else tonight?
If we have learned anything from being in this fandom...
It's that Robert and Kristen are UNpredictable.



Final Thoughts.

1. Rob and Kristen
Together.
As Always.
Sometimes when someone you love asks you to do something for them...
You just can't refuse.

2.  Conspiracies, Plots and Schemes
OH MY!
I love that when Hatesten can't use "PR"
to fuel their denial...
They just say 
IT NEVER HAPPENED!
Right.
Scary shit
is
Scary shit.

3. Do I even have a 3?
Not really.
I'm looking forward to the GG's.
We will get to see shiny, smiley Rob.
That's a win.
;)

And dammit to hell...
WFE Rob is quickly becoming my favorite Rob thus far.
I mean...
I love Edward.
But JFC.
There is just nothing wrong with WFE Rob.
Absolutely

Serious Discussion.

Nothing.
And I just have to add how beautiful Reese Witherspoon is...
This look suits her.

WFE?
CAN'T WAIT!

Just Because.


This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *T*

G for GOLDEN GLOBES!
May we all be shiny and smiley tonight!

T for TWIRLY!
There is much to Twirl about.
Much.
Keep your eyes open...
and
TWIRL!

Words of the day.
Shiny and Smiley!

Bye for now
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