Rob and Kristen-- No Surprises Here

You know how it goes...

Yes indeedy

ladies and gents.

Robert and Kristen.

Always.

End.

Up.

Together.

Do I say that too much?

I don't think so.

Maybe because its the truth.

And there is always room for the truth.

I can't anymore with the denial of the non denial denials.

I sincerely think some people have lost what was left of their minds.

All of their minds.

Collectively.

And that is counting the alternate personalities...

He's only there for work!!

Seriously.

The whole PR thing is ridiculous as always...

but to see how quickly they have turned on Robert.

You know...

The so called REAL fans.

The ones who would rather call Rob 

a money grubbing, spineless, famewhore

than admit he went to Paris for Kristen.

And Kristen alone.

Do you think it might be possible...

that maybe this fashion stuff is all pretty new to Kristen...

This is a new world for her.

And maybe...

She wanted Rob to be there with her.

Because...

You know...

That's what proper English boyfriends DO.

They support their girlfriends.

And honestly...

People need to look up the meaning of famewhore.

See.

A famewhore is someone who NEEDS to be noticed

will do ANYTHING to be seen... talked about...

Anything to get attention.

Anything.

That is NOT Robert or Kristen

They are the complete OPPOSITE of that.

They don't seek out attention.

They hide from the cameras...

they don't speak about their relationship

They go out of their way to not get 

photographed together.

So...

I know its a convenient excuse as to why

Robert was in Paris with Kristen

but come on...

It doesn't fucking work.

Not that it ever did.

See...

in my ever so humble opinion

A true famewhore

is someone who announces private things

like engagements

say...

 on a red carpet interview.

Or

Perhaps...

selling wedding pictures to the highest bidder

which might turn out to be some sloppy gossip rag.

I don't know...

Tweeting from your honeymoon

to let everyone know how deliriously happy you are

and how you have found time in your deliriously happy honeymoon

to share with the world 

your delirious happiness!

Who is the FAIREST of them all??

Yeah.

We all know whose picture would be next

to the word in the dictionary.

ANYWAY.

Yep.

So I put in this pic of Robert

Walking

because it's what I do

and because someone was giving me shit about it

So

I decided to put one in.

There is SO MUCH GOOD

coming over the horizon for both

Robert and Kristen.

SWATH

BEL AMI

COSMOPOLIS

OTR

BD2

I mean

Brilliant things.

Excellent things.

So much to look forward to!

Will Rob and Kristen

make the trip to Cannes...

Together?

That would be something.

There are just so many opportunities in front of us

to be happy

For them

With them

Because of them.

Life is good.

Wink. Wink. 

This post is brought to you by the Titanic

(Also known as the S.S. Ninnie)

Get off the ship already.

It's not just sinking...

It's sunk.

You are floundering in the water now

struggling to stay afloat

But the rationalizations aren't cutting it anymore

Trying so hard to pretend that shark

isn't trying to eat you...

It's over.

With acceptance

Comes Peace.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

As always.

Looking all adorable and sweet in NYC.

Who dresses that boy?

But he gives good face

Doesn't he?

Yes.

He does.

Until the next time we see

Robert and Kristen

together

(because we will)

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- We'll Always Have Paris!

Yes. 

This is a still from a nasty pap video.

I know.

The only reason it is here... now...

Is because of the smile on Rob's face.

That big ol' Robert smile.

The one that is always on full display whenever Kristen is around.

And our dear sweet Kristen.

All smiles as well.

Even though she is walking into a sea of cameras

She is all smiles.

Why?

Well.

You know my mantra.

Rob.And.Kristen.Always.End.Up.Together.

And why is it that seeing Rob and Kristen

Together

Smiling

Makes me smile?

Because I'm smiling BIG time here.

BIG fucking time.

And if I think about it...

I guess I just love seeing them happy.

Happy in love.

So anyway...

This whole Paris thing has been VERY interesting.

The reactions were nuclear.

And when I say that these people are clearly

DELUSIONAL

I've never been more serious in my life.

Rob goes to Paris to see his girlfriend

and hang out in the city of love.

After all...

Paris has been good to us before...

Hasn't it?

Oh yes.

We all remember that.

But instead of just accepting the OBVIOUS.

The most normal

Sane

Rational

explanation for why Rob went to Paris...

We get...

1. Summit sent Rob to Paris to help out the

Balenciaga campaign.

Because Summit really cares about that...

2. Rob went to Paris because he likes to drink wine.

And hey... Kristen just happens to be there too...

Just coincidence.

3. It's blatant PR! Summit made Rob go to Paris

because The Hunger Games is beating them.

At something.

Rob and Kristen are always promoting BD2 

even though its 9 months away!!

4. Rob and Kristen are FAMEWHORES!

They knew Paris is full of paps and cameras

they wanted to be seen.

There is something 'off' about all this.

Oh Robert... Kiss your career GOODBYE!!!

S.S. Ninnie

Making Rob walk the plank because he disappointed  the Ninnies!

It's amusing really.

A guy flies to Paris to see his girl

and its all this.

The good part of this Paris trip

is that a lot of the LOONEY-TICKS

jumped off the sinking ship.

They went scrambling for higher ground as soon

as Rob was seen with Kristen.

They can't forgive Robert for this.

They know what is best for him.

Why can't he just be like he was in 2009?

There are always a lot of names thrown out there

Famewhore being the most popular now.

It's funny...

So many people compare Rob and Kristen

to other more public couples...

and screech

"This is how you do it!"

"You will never see Rob and Kristen do this!"
and then...

When Rob and Kristen are in public

acting like a couple...

THEY are famewhores.

How does one respond to such mental instability?

I kinda like to poke it and see what happens.

But that's just me.

And don't worry.

I'm not naive enough to think that all the foamy bitter haters

will abandon ship permanently.

I'm sure they are already regrouping...

brushing away their tears of disappointment

And clinging even more tightly to their empty PR claims

and their toxic hatred of Kristen.

But at this point?

They all know the truth.

Everyone knows.

They just can't let go of the hate.

It has consumed them.

It is WHAT THEY DO.

Me?

I'm still smiling.

There is something about this picture that I really like.

Not sure what it is.

Maybe it's as simple as they are both in it.

So smile!

Life is good.

Rob and Kristen are happy!

(ever so happy)

And let them have their little trip together

and try not to worry about where they are all the time.

Just knowing they are together

and in love

and smiling

That's good enough...

Isn't it?

This post is brought to you by the following sentence:

With Acceptance Comes Peace.

and by

I adore you Thomas Sturridge.

I can't wait for what comes next.

(because you ain't seen nothing yet)

Until then.

Bye for now