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Showing posts with label Weddings are Fun. Show all posts
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Monday, June 25, 2012

Rob and Kristen- You Know That It's True

Kristen's smile...

What a weekend.
Kristen gets home from Australia...
We see her immediately go to the house she shares with Rob
(You know that it's true)
And then later that night
Rob and Kristen are at a Jenny Lewis concert
Together as always
(You know that it's true)
But the perfect way to end the weekend?

A wedding.
Rob and Kristen do weddings well.
(You know that it's true)
We got all sorts of tweets about them being 
at some producer guys wedding...
People doubted it at first
This is a cynical fandom.
But lo and behold.
There they were.
All together and smiling like they owned
the fucking world...
And I guess they kinda do.
(You know that it's true)

And as much as I love the above picture
And I'm guessing even more pics will be released 
in the coming months
I loved this picture...
The most.


The wedding place card.
With BOTH Rob and Kristen's names on it.
BOTH.
As in TOGETHER.
It's lovely isn't it?
And don't the words...

Mr. Robert Pattinson
AND
Ms. Kristen Stewart

Just make you go all mushy and sappy inside?
Doesn't seeing the smiles on Rob and Kristen's faces...
Make YOU smile?
No?

Would you rather discuss what Kristen is wearing?
Does that make you forget that
Rob and Kristen
Always end up together?
(You know that it's true)
You've spent hour upon hour discussing her clothes...
Like it matters.
It doesn't
But it's a nice distraction from the truth... isn't it?


Perhaps you would rather cling to the Sarah Roemer bullshit?
She was at the wedding after all...
And isn't it amazing how Rob and Kristen had no issues with that?
How it was Kristen's name with Rob's...
How no one except the lunatic fringe has ever had an issue with her.
(You know that it's true)

I don't know about you...
But it's sunny here in my part of the Rob/Kristen fandom.

Fucking bright as hell.
And hell is bright.
(You know that it's true)
The hits just keep on coming.
I was wondering if the magic that was Cannes
could ever be matched...
And I'm starting to think it can be.
It will be.

Robert and Kristen 
continue to go
where no couple has gone before.
OK.
That's not true...
But they are fun to watch... aren't they?
At least if you are on the right side.
The happy side.
The good side.

As for the 'other side'?


They are in all kinds of trouble.
Their ship has sunk.
And things don't look too good...
Do they?


I hope they can swim.


This post is brought to you by Smiles.
I've been smiling all damn weekend...
Hell.
I've been smiling for months now.
Smiling is good.
You should try it.

And speaking of smiles...


Tom makes me smile.
Every day.



Until next time.

Bye for now