Look at her.
Glowing.
Radiant.
Love does wonderful things... Doesn't it?
Kristen won a couple of awards at the
Nickelodeon's Kid Choice Awards.
No, not a big deal in terms of awards...
But big stars seem to come out for this show.
Maybe they like getting slimed?
Anyway...
Kristen looked GORGEOUS!
The clothes she was wearing were cute and appropriate
Her hair was stunning...
And her makeup?
Flawless.
She hung out with Katy Perry
(whom she is obviously buddies with)
And gave big bear hugs
to both Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris.
It was nice to see her so happy.
We all know WHY she's so happy...
Now that Rob is back in LA.
Back home.
With her.
Together.
Because that is the way they
ALWAYS end up...
Isn't it?
My super special prediction
has always come true!
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| I see Rob and Kristen always ending up TOGETHER! |
And that brings us to...
Pictures of Rob and Kristen out and about on Friday night.
Obviously...
They are...
(say it with me people!)
STAGED!!!
Of course they are!
Sure.
Ok.
Now there was a lot of chatter about these pictures
Naturally.
"They look miserable! I don't see the EPIC LURVE"
"You know Ruth is around there somewhere"
"Rob didn't even get in the car with her
They just staged it and he went his own way"
"I think they are on a date!"
"Rob got candy maybe they went to the movies!"
Well.
They don't look miserable.
They look like two people walking
who see some asshats with a camera.
If you look at celebrity couples out and about...
As soon as they see the cameras
They usually separate and put the game face on.
So...
I'm not sure why people keep expecting
Rob and Kristen
to be all smiley and hanging on each other.
Do you walk down the street all smiley?
If you saw assholes
(And who knows what they were shouting at them)
pouncing on you as soon as you step out the door
Would you be all lovey dovey?
So give it a rest, already.
That horse is dead.
As for Rob not getting in the same car as Kristen?
Really?
Um...
For one thing...
It's her blue pickup truck he's getting into.
And honestly...
(who throws a shoe)
He is getting in on the PASSENGER side.
Who do you think is driving?
they may or may not have been doing.
I mean... it's very possible they
went to a movie... or out to eat.
Or just on a candy run...
Nice thoughts.
Does it matter?
Just look at the pictures again...
What do you see?
A normal couple
out enjoying a Friday night
TOGETHER.
So simple.
So true.
That's all it was.
It wasn't EPIC.
It was just a night out.
TOGETHER.
Because let's face it...
That's exactly where
Rob and Kristen
want to be.
This post is brought to you by the letter F
F for
FANfuckingTASTIC.
And F for
FUCKING ADORABLE.
Until next time
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| Lunatics. |
Bye for now
