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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Interviews.


Yes. I know. Every damn picture just reeks of unicorns!
I spent a lot of time 'watching' Rob yesterday. He's been out of sight, but most definitely NOT out of mind. So, I decided to watch "Twilight" for the zillionth and one time....and to rewatch some of the TV interviews that Rob gave, that I happened to save on my DVR.
The first one I watched was The Tonight Show/Jay Leno clip. It's my favorite interview with Rob. Now, I'm not sure if its because of what is said, how he looks (OK, its always about how he looks, so don't even go there), or the fact that it is in HD...and you can REALLY REALLY see him. *sigh*
First off, Rob is so damn sweet. You can tell how shy he is just by the way he kinda nods at Heidi Klum. He doesn't do the fake Hollywood "kiss kiss". Cute. But all through the interview, he keeps looking at Heidi...kinda getting her reaction...but he tells his charming 'joke car' story...they talk about his hair "right out of the box"...and of course, he talks about not having any sense of hygiene or style. Can the man get any more attractive? He pulls his fingers through that messy mop of hair...he laughs...they do a good number of incredible close-ups of his face. *swoon*. Yes, this is my favorite episode.
Another interview I saved was the one from "Ellen". I love Ellen. Rob still looked a bit uncomfortable (and truly, I don't think he will ever be all that happy with doing this kinda thing), but Ellen managed to get him to talk about relationships (his sense of humor? Wonderful), his hair (of course), his 'joke' car (again) and then got all into the scraper and windscreen...and GOD he is so charming and adorable. Ellen was good with him.
I also saved the "Tyra" show. Um. I don't like Tyra Banks. It actually pained me to have to watch her stupid show just to see Rob (and Taylor). Tyra is all about Tyra. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. She might as well just scream that all the time.
Anyway. Rob and Taylor come out...and I must admit...Rob looks a bit more disheveled than he normally does. And he seems to be slurring his words, and looks a bit...out of it. Now, I'm not sure if he is just over tired from doing all the press...or he is fucking drunk(or stoned?). Maybe its a combination of the two. I don't blame the guy for having to get a bit numb to put up with Tyra and her "Bite me, Robert" in her lame, scratch that, INSANELY LAME fake British accent. What was awesome about it, was that Rob laughed at her and called her out on it...Hahahaha.
But, yes, she asks Rob to bite her...and of course, Rob being the nice guy that he is....he does. And then its all about Tyra again..."Did he leave a mark?" blah blah blah. She also gives Taylor and Rob some lame g-strings with their names on it. Taylor is clearly embarrassed (he is only 16, after all) and Rob says (hahahahaha) "I think mine has a stain on it"! hahahahahaha. Oh man, I LOVE THAT GUY!
I also have an interview from Fuse, "Number One Countdown". It's with Rob, Kristen and Taylor, this time. It's pretty good, they talk about music...and it's always more interesting to see Rob and Kristen together....they do good together. I like it.
One more note. I'm starting to like Taylor Lautner more...He's still so very young...but I have to admire the fact that he worked his ass off to gain weight and muscle...to get the part in New Moon. Good for him. And to be honest? He looks pretty amazing. I'm not a muscle bound kinda gal...I like my guys long and lean (SURPRISE!), but Taylor had some pretty big guns...and his stomach was much more than a 6pack. Seriously. It was truly a 12pack. WOW. I can almost see Bella falling for him now...I can almost see why she would. Before I had a hard time seeing how Jacob could possibly compete with Edward. He was such a kid in Twilight. But I'm impressed. I think he will do OK. I'm so looking forward to it!
OK. Again. I let myself fucking ramble on and on. Bullshit Lunatic. We all know I need serious help...
Bye for now:)

Tuesday's Quote.


For almost ninety years I’ve walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren’t alive yet.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.304

Monday, January 12, 2009

Edward Quote. Once a day...Everyday.


My Edward quote for
Monday, January 12, 2009.
"My heart is just as silent. And it, too, is yours."
~Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 20, p.439

Random Thoughts. OK, most of them are about Rob...but humor me.


I did a lot of thinking today...about a lot of things. One of my major faults (at least in my opinion) is my tendancy to overthink everything. Until the point of exhaustion.
Anyway...here are some thoughts.
1. Look to your left. Holy Mother of God. Sex anyone?
2. I was out running errands (meaning...doing shit that had nothing to do with Rob/Edward)...and I noticed that my 'fucking' mouth is indeed worse when I am driving. I mean...way worse. I'm not a patient person, let's just get that shit out of the way right now...but put me behind a wheel of a car? I am a bitch on wheels. It just seems to me that I am surrounded by assholes on the road. Assholes who pull out in front of you. Assholes that talk on their cells (or worse, text ) while trying to navigate traffic, and failing miserably because they fucking can't concentrate on both things at the same time. Assholes who drive 10 miles below the speed limit. I could go on...but lets just suffice to say...the world is full of assholes.
3. Rob. Let's face it. I think about him A LOT. More than I should by any means...but for some reason, overthinking about Rob...doesn't seem to bother me as much. Go figure.
4. Fanfic. HUGE fan. I'm always reading something. And its a good thing that with all the Twilight madness...there are endless stories out there to choose from. In previous posts, I waxed poetic (what the fuck does that mean?) about "Wide Awake"...and for good reason. Love that fucking bullshit story. But I've found myself drawn to other stories with their versions of dark Edward. Because let's fucking face facts, folks (that's a lot of F's) Edward is who I want to read about. Yes, Bella too...but I prefer reading stories from Edwards POV. I just love it. That's why I'm such a HUGE fan of "Midnight Sun"... Edward is who/what I find fascinating. He doesn't even have to be a vampire. Human dark Edward is fucking sexy as hell. I find it very interesting that as long as the names Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are in a story...I will probably read it.
Fanfic is probably what saved me from reading my Twilight series to dust. Just endlessly reading the books...back to back...trying to get my fix of Edward. At least now, I can let the books have a breather...and I can still get my fix. Gimme a P? Gimme an A?
5. Rob. I love that man. His face, his voice...even his smell. Ok, I have never had the pleasure of smelling him, but I find lines from that movie coming into my head all the damn time. It's kinda embarrassing. Especially when I post shit on Facebook, and I get friends who ask me "What is Twilight?". Sorry. You fucking can't be my friend ANY MORE. Sheesh. Can you imagine a life without Rob? Without Twilight? Without Edward??? Without ROBSESSED???? Hell No!!!
Gimme a T? Gimme a H?
D. I actually got shit done today. I mean...not just running errands and doing the dishes and the laundry...I mean like...taking a shower and getting dressed! HooRay for ME! I actually pushed away from the computer for a couple of hours.
Gimme an E? Gimme a T-I-C????
9. What's that spell? P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!!!! That's ME!!!!!
42. I want to give a special shout out to my 2 Twin sisters. I adore you both. You know who you are (and so does anyone who can see who my 'followers' are..hahaha)
Enough thoughts. I feel dizzy from thinking too much.
Bye for Now :)