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Sunday, February 8, 2009

JFC





OK.
I fucking HATE these pictures.
Why you ask?
JFC.
First...you see Rob being hounded by the paparazzi...
Second...you see Rob surrounded by some incredibly hideous women.
I mean...
What.
The.
Fuck?
Surely, if Rob is going to be 'out and about' with some broads...
He could at least find someone who is ATTRACTIVE?
UGH. The two "hags" (yes, I went there) who are following him around, in their fur coats...cackling and trying to block the cameras (yeah, bitches...like anyone wants your fucking picture!), with hair that Rob must be sooo proud of...all greasy and unkempt.
What. The. Fuck. Rob?????
They need your beanie more than you do!
I sincerely hope (Ok, maybe I don't hope) these are old, dear friends of yours...
cuz they are fucking annoying the living hell out of me.
And doesn't Robert looked absolutely THRILLED to be photographed?
Rob? Go back into hiding, Baby...Please.
Now you are wearing the shirt that TomStu was wearing the other night.
When was the last time that beanie saw any soap?
Why is that one chick touching you????
No...No...NO!!
And you all might just say I'm being all jealous. JealousY.
But it's so much more than that...
Because even though my heart might break some day
My mind knows that Rob will find someone and fall in love...
And I do want him to be happy...I really do...
Just not with these HORRIBLE women!!!
Ewww.

All kinds of wrong, my friends.
ALL KINDS OF WRONG.
Bye for now♥

pssst...Rob looks fucking awesome in the last pic...doesn't he?

Bastard.




Saturday, February 7, 2009

A couple of things...
























1. Well..there he fucking is. It's been a while, hasn't it? He looks...good.
He looks...fucking PERFECT.
His hair has grown out quite a bit in over a month...
not that I'm all that surprised..
Fuck.
LOOK at him.
Why does he affect me so?
Why?
And look at those bullshit bitches in the background.
Fuckers.
Idly chatting away...
With Robert Fucking Pattinson right the fuck there.
Um...Hello?
I would at least be fucking LOOKING at that face...
at least when he wasn't able to notice me staring...
and drooling...and wiping my face with someones shirt.
JFC.
He looks rested. And fucking BEAUTIFUL...

B. AngstGoddess has posted another chapter of Wide Awake.
This girl has serious talent. I mean...fucking GENIUS.
I've been discussing the latest chapters with my Twin♥ ...
and we kinda figured out that Edward was hallucinating...
and quite possibly having a nervous breakdown of sorts.
But it still broke my mother fucking bullshit heart.
I'm glad that Bella could stand up for herself...that she was strong...
and I'm glad that Edward didn't hurt her.
I love Edward.
I love Wide Awake.
I love AngstGoddess.
She is so fucking brilliant.
I hope she has a way of publishing her work...
because she deserves all the praise and awards that would come her way.
FUCKING BRILLIANT.


Bye for now♥

Friday, February 6, 2009

No bullshit quote.

I'm posting this picture for Trixie.
Why you ask?
Because both of us blew a fucking gasket
when we looked at it.
JFC
it's official.
We have completely lost our minds.
We are truly cralzy.
♥ you Trixie
BIG time.
Bye for now♥

Bullshit.

Fucking God Damn Bullshit.
Bye for now♥