Rob and Kristen- It's a Mad Mad World.

Same shit? Different Day.

Let's all get something to drink

and discuss the recent gossip/news.

Water is good...

Some nice tea

Perhaps a soda?

Of course

If you were seeing the bullshit that I see

You might want a beer

or a glass of wine.

I adore her... I just do.

1. The OTR trailer was released yesterday.

After much delay and angst by all.

Well.. not by me

Because I'm kinda past the whole

"I have to see it as soon as its out" thing.

If I'm online when it's happening

Cool.

If not...

I know it will be waiting for me.

I can't deal with that kinda anxiety anymore

and quite honestly

its annoying being on twitter when something like that happens.

You get a zillion retweets of the same thing

Everyone wants to be the one to break the news.

ANYWAY.

That being said...

I finally did get to see the trailer for OTR

and...

May I say...

It looks fanFUCKINGtastic!

The actors

The music

The clothes and the cars and the sets.

And

Kristen.

AND

Tom.

In one movie.

I can't even begin to tell you how excited for this I am.

Thomas Sturridge? Marry me??

Remember how I used to go on and on

about Robert and cigarettes?

I did.

There is something inherently sexy about a cigarette

in Robert's fingers...

On his lips...

But now?

Oh my.

Oh dear.

Thomas owns me.

There is just something about smoking...

It makes me crazy.

And Tom's mouth.

It's so fucking pouty...

Good Grief.

2. For some unknown reason...

There is some lame talk about Katy Perry.

And Rob.

I've had more than a few people ask me 

what I thought about that.

About what exactly?

Some silly rag magazine

put something on their cover

about Rob texting Katy...

Keeping in mind this same rag

claims Kristen is pregnant

and that her and Rob are married

every other day...

And then some sleazy Pap shouts out to Rob

"You going to call Katy?"

(Don't hold me to the word for word

I only watched the video once...

Under protest I might add)

And supposedly Kristen got ALL upset

and said something like 'Shit!'

and threw her coat in the car.

Really?

Brain Drain

You HONESTLY think that some asshole

yelling about Katy Perry is going to piss off Kristen?

Really??

Because believe you me...

She gets a lot worse shouted at her by paps.

A LOT WORSE.

(More on the paps in point 3)

So please...

Stop fucking looking for drama

where NONE exists.

Katy Perry.

As fucking if.

Now we know why Kristen looked all hot and bothered during those scenes...

3. The Paparazzi.

I know I have talked about this before.

And I will probably talk about it again.

For some reason this latest batch of airport photos

and video 

has made the soapboxes come out

My way is the ONLY way!

You know how it goes by now...

You have the people who think that being hounded

by the paparazzi is part of the job

and not a big deal at all.

You get the people who are so offended by it

they refuse to look at the pictures and videos

(yeah... sure)

You get the people who don't give a shit how the pics

are taken as long as they get to see Rob and Kristen.

I'm not sure exactly where I fall into this debate.

My opinion has changed as I have found out more

about what really goes on.

Just get me out of here...

I look at the pictures.

(like airport pics.)

But I have a hard time watching the videos...

So I usually pass on that.

I try not to post invasive and horrible pics.

Private. Personal.

But that's just me.

I don't go to the rag sites and give them hits.

I don't post the pics on Twitter.

I don't RT the pics...

and I try to police my own behavior

and not worry about everyone else.

I think my opinion really changed when Rob

was chased down and held hostage by the paps

that one day not so long ago...

How many pictures are enough?

Rob was so... sad.

He was like...

Take your pictures and go.

Leave me alone.

And they wouldn't.

And that hit me hard.

It still hits me.

Because the guy behind the camera

didn't fucking CARE

how upset Rob was...

Or that he was pleading for him to just take

the pictures and go...

He didn't look at Rob as a human being.

And that is painful.

There should be a line drawn somewhere...

A line Paps can't cross.

Stay a certain amount of distance away...

Not get in the way of their cars

No stalking private residences and children.

Public moments...

Not personal.

Why is it OK for these people to harass celebrities?

If someone were chasing you around with a camera

and screaming obscenities at you

Surely there is some sort of law against that type

of abusive and frightening behavior?

I don't understand.

I do know that they say horrible things

to Rob and Kristen...

And while Robert easily ignores any slings and arrows

directed at him...

But when he's with Kristen?

That's a game changer.

I fear that someone will say something to her

that will push him over the top...

Or they will get too close to Kristen

And he will protect her.

He will.

I hope that doesn't happen...

Because that's what they want.

But everyone has their breaking point.

They are only human 

after all.

If only everyone remembered that...

Speak No Evil...

4. The Hunger Games contest.

There is always some sort of competition

between some franchise and Twilight.

Always.

I personally haven't read THG

and not sure I will.

It's not a priority with me right now

and I most definitely do not want to get

all involved in some other lunatic fanbase.

Because let's face it people...

There are lunatics in EVERY fanbase.

Before THG 

Everyone was trying to compare Twilight to 

the whole Harry Potter thing.

Why?

Some are so pissed off at Robert and Kristen

being together

that they have to compare the franchises.

Compare Kristen to Emma Watson

Or Jennifer Lawrence.

Why?

It's like they think that if THG out performs

Twilight...

It will somehow affect the relationship between

Robert and Kristen.

Sorry.

Doesn't work that way.

There are going to be movies that make more money

than the Twilight Saga...

And there will be plenty more

that won't.

And guess what?
Robert and Kristen

will remain

TOGETHER.

How can I watch OTR and NOT think of this moment?

And finally...

This post is brought to you by On The Road.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Yes. That's Tom on the left... 

Tom.

With glasses.

**Sigh**

When we will see you again?

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- No Surprises Here

You know how it goes...

Yes indeedy

ladies and gents.

Robert and Kristen.

Always.

End.

Up.

Together.

Do I say that too much?

I don't think so.

Maybe because its the truth.

And there is always room for the truth.

I can't anymore with the denial of the non denial denials.

I sincerely think some people have lost what was left of their minds.

All of their minds.

Collectively.

And that is counting the alternate personalities...

He's only there for work!!

Seriously.

The whole PR thing is ridiculous as always...

but to see how quickly they have turned on Robert.

You know...

The so called REAL fans.

The ones who would rather call Rob 

a money grubbing, spineless, famewhore

than admit he went to Paris for Kristen.

And Kristen alone.

Do you think it might be possible...

that maybe this fashion stuff is all pretty new to Kristen...

This is a new world for her.

And maybe...

She wanted Rob to be there with her.

Because...

You know...

That's what proper English boyfriends DO.

They support their girlfriends.

And honestly...

People need to look up the meaning of famewhore.

See.

A famewhore is someone who NEEDS to be noticed

will do ANYTHING to be seen... talked about...

Anything to get attention.

Anything.

That is NOT Robert or Kristen

They are the complete OPPOSITE of that.

They don't seek out attention.

They hide from the cameras...

they don't speak about their relationship

They go out of their way to not get 

photographed together.

So...

I know its a convenient excuse as to why

Robert was in Paris with Kristen

but come on...

It doesn't fucking work.

Not that it ever did.

See...

in my ever so humble opinion

A true famewhore

is someone who announces private things

like engagements

say...

 on a red carpet interview.

Or

Perhaps...

selling wedding pictures to the highest bidder

which might turn out to be some sloppy gossip rag.

I don't know...

Tweeting from your honeymoon

to let everyone know how deliriously happy you are

and how you have found time in your deliriously happy honeymoon

to share with the world 

your delirious happiness!

Who is the FAIREST of them all??

Yeah.

We all know whose picture would be next

to the word in the dictionary.

ANYWAY.

Yep.

So I put in this pic of Robert

Walking

because it's what I do

and because someone was giving me shit about it

So

I decided to put one in.

There is SO MUCH GOOD

coming over the horizon for both

Robert and Kristen.

SWATH

BEL AMI

COSMOPOLIS

OTR

BD2

I mean

Brilliant things.

Excellent things.

So much to look forward to!

Will Rob and Kristen

make the trip to Cannes...

Together?

That would be something.

There are just so many opportunities in front of us

to be happy

For them

With them

Because of them.

Life is good.

Wink. Wink. 

This post is brought to you by the Titanic

(Also known as the S.S. Ninnie)

Get off the ship already.

It's not just sinking...

It's sunk.

You are floundering in the water now

struggling to stay afloat

But the rationalizations aren't cutting it anymore

Trying so hard to pretend that shark

isn't trying to eat you...

It's over.

With acceptance

Comes Peace.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

As always.

Looking all adorable and sweet in NYC.

Who dresses that boy?

But he gives good face

Doesn't he?

Yes.

He does.

Until the next time we see

Robert and Kristen

together

(because we will)

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- We'll Always Have Paris!

Yes. 

This is a still from a nasty pap video.

I know.

The only reason it is here... now...

Is because of the smile on Rob's face.

That big ol' Robert smile.

The one that is always on full display whenever Kristen is around.

And our dear sweet Kristen.

All smiles as well.

Even though she is walking into a sea of cameras

She is all smiles.

Why?

Well.

You know my mantra.

Rob.And.Kristen.Always.End.Up.Together.

And why is it that seeing Rob and Kristen

Together

Smiling

Makes me smile?

Because I'm smiling BIG time here.

BIG fucking time.

And if I think about it...

I guess I just love seeing them happy.

Happy in love.

So anyway...

This whole Paris thing has been VERY interesting.

The reactions were nuclear.

And when I say that these people are clearly

DELUSIONAL

I've never been more serious in my life.

Rob goes to Paris to see his girlfriend

and hang out in the city of love.

After all...

Paris has been good to us before...

Hasn't it?

Oh yes.

We all remember that.

But instead of just accepting the OBVIOUS.

The most normal

Sane

Rational

explanation for why Rob went to Paris...

We get...

1. Summit sent Rob to Paris to help out the

Balenciaga campaign.

Because Summit really cares about that...

2. Rob went to Paris because he likes to drink wine.

And hey... Kristen just happens to be there too...

Just coincidence.

3. It's blatant PR! Summit made Rob go to Paris

because The Hunger Games is beating them.

At something.

Rob and Kristen are always promoting BD2 

even though its 9 months away!!

4. Rob and Kristen are FAMEWHORES!

They knew Paris is full of paps and cameras

they wanted to be seen.

There is something 'off' about all this.

Oh Robert... Kiss your career GOODBYE!!!

S.S. Ninnie

Making Rob walk the plank because he disappointed  the Ninnies!

It's amusing really.

A guy flies to Paris to see his girl

and its all this.

The good part of this Paris trip

is that a lot of the LOONEY-TICKS

jumped off the sinking ship.

They went scrambling for higher ground as soon

as Rob was seen with Kristen.

They can't forgive Robert for this.

They know what is best for him.

Why can't he just be like he was in 2009?

There are always a lot of names thrown out there

Famewhore being the most popular now.

It's funny...

So many people compare Rob and Kristen

to other more public couples...

and screech

"This is how you do it!"

"You will never see Rob and Kristen do this!"
and then...

When Rob and Kristen are in public

acting like a couple...

THEY are famewhores.

How does one respond to such mental instability?

I kinda like to poke it and see what happens.

But that's just me.

And don't worry.

I'm not naive enough to think that all the foamy bitter haters

will abandon ship permanently.

I'm sure they are already regrouping...

brushing away their tears of disappointment

And clinging even more tightly to their empty PR claims

and their toxic hatred of Kristen.

But at this point?

They all know the truth.

Everyone knows.

They just can't let go of the hate.

It has consumed them.

It is WHAT THEY DO.

Me?

I'm still smiling.

There is something about this picture that I really like.

Not sure what it is.

Maybe it's as simple as they are both in it.

So smile!

Life is good.

Rob and Kristen are happy!

(ever so happy)

And let them have their little trip together

and try not to worry about where they are all the time.

Just knowing they are together

and in love

and smiling

That's good enough...

Isn't it?

This post is brought to you by the following sentence:

With Acceptance Comes Peace.

and by

I adore you Thomas Sturridge.

I can't wait for what comes next.

(because you ain't seen nothing yet)

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later.

It takes a village... and one Ninnie idiot.

It's Friday.

A day that makes people happy!

End of the work week.

End of the school week.

And an incredible Kristen week!

I mean.

WOW.

SO

MUCH

KRISTEN.

And it never got old.

Ever.

I love EVERYTHING about this picture.

How can someone so petite.... Have such long legs??

There were about a zillion + one outtakes of Kristen.

Usually we get the endless Robert photoshoots...

And not that I ever complain about that

But it was nice

So fucking nice

To see all of these glorious pictures of Kristen!

(For more pics... check out RobStenation)

I mean seriously... how is this fair??

Kristen outtakes.

Kristen at airports.

Kristen at fashion shows.

Kristen leaving a restaurant.

Kristen leaving her hotel.

Kristen.

Kristen.

Kristen.

Kristen strolling in Paris...

Rob strolling in NYC...

All sorts of speculation as to why Rob is in NYC.

Is he visiting Thomas?

Is he doing a photoshoot for Cosmopolis?

Is he doing a little layover 

on to bigger and better things?

*coughtkristencough*

Well as always...

Time will tell.

Kristen mentioned she had 5 days off...

and it sounded like she was going to spend them over there

“I have five days off,” she said.

 “I know a lot of people here now. 

I’m probably going to hang out with my boys from ‘On the Road.’”

Who are her boys from OTR?

And where will Robert go next?

It's never ending... isn't it?

Round and round it goes...

Where they stop nobody knows.

But as always...
They will end up
T
O
G
E
T
H
E
R

Sooner or later.
Hopefully sooner.
Like way sooner.

DuRob. Walking. Need I say more?

And there was some pics from
ON THE ROAD
released
I think I've seen them all before...
and the poster.

Kristen and Tom. Together.

And yeah... Tom is mentioned
BUT
No picture.
Not one.
*sigh*
I mean come on people...
Tom Sturridge is kinda classically handsome.
One picture?
I have to provide my own?

No beard. No hat. OTR clothes. Walking.

This one will do.
Oh yes.
It. Will. Do.

I adore you Tom Sturridge.


This post is brought to you by Short but Sweet.

Oh.
And I just 'heard' that Rob might in fact
be heading to France as I type this.
I hope so.
Rob is a good boy.
And where else would he go?
;)

Did I say sooner?
We will find out in a few hours I suppose.

Until then.

Bye for now