Rob and Kristen- Let's Start With Forever...

"At what point did you guys know that you had

really good onscreen chemistry?"

What did Robert say?

I KNEW BEFORE I MET HER.

And while some would say Rob was just joking around

(which he did do a lot in this interview)

There is some precedence to this statement.

Rob did say on many occasions that he wanted

to work with Kristen when he saw her in

"Into The Wild"

and that was the reason he auditioned for Twilight.

So...

The whole 'before I met her' rings true... yes?

And let's talk about the whole 'off camera' incident.

Which wasn't off camera at all.

The Lunatic Fringe

actually took this as some insult.

The Bitter Berts were all offended that 

"Rob is so jealous of Kristen and wanted to slap her

and knock her off her chair!"

"Where's Garrett?? Garrett would never do that!!"

The Nasty Ninnies were all about 

"No real couple would EVER talk about each other like that!"

"Rob really must hate Kristen!! He wants to slap her!"

And both elements of the Fringe were united in their

lopsided delusional ranting 

"I can't wait until He/She dumps Him/Her."

Really?

What part of that did you really believe Rob meant?

That he wanted someone to push her off her chair?

That he wants to slap her?

Really?

Did you see Kristen's response at all?

SHE WAS LAUGHING!!!

ROB WAS LAUGHING!!!

They were teasing and joking with each other.

Has everyone forgotten how they interact?

You REALLY think he was seriously telling Kristen

that he wanted to slap her when a camera was 

on them the whole time?

Good Fucking Grief.

It's like people just ignore all the other stuff

that goes on with Rob and Kristen...

and just focus on the most lame ass shit.

Kristen was positively GLOWING with happiness that day.

Overfuckingflowing with it.

Did she look like someone who was offended by what Rob said?

Or do you think the girl understands his sense of humor?

Do you?

I thought the banter was adorable...

They are so damn cute with each other.

Laughing. Giggling.

In their own little world.

Oh yeah... Taylor was there too.

Yet.

We get the Fringe out there determining

that Kristen should do this...

and Rob shouldn't put up with that

and Kristen needs to stop that

and Rob can't wait for this...

Yada Yada Yada

The drama...

as usual

is self inflicted.

There is no drama between Rob and Kristen.

They are just living their lives

TOGETHER.

HAPPY.

IN LOVE.

It's only the delusional asstards

who feel entitled to decide

what Rob and Kristen should do with their lives

that love to wallow in the bitter foam 

that they are always swimming in.

Digesting.

Spewing.

Gross.

On to better things...

I watched Breaking Dawn 1 last night.

I like this movie.

The wedding.

God.

We've all heard Kristen say 'her' wedding

was her favorite part.

It's mine too.

It's major sap time whenever I watch it.

Seeing Bella all nervous about walking down the aisle...

The way her face fucking lights up

when she sees Edward waiting for her.

The kissing.

And yes... the Prom song.

As soon as they start singing

"I was a quick wet boy 

Diving too deep for coins ..."

I get a bit teary. Still.

I do.

The way they look at each other.

The way they kiss.

The way a part of it seems all so real...

"Have I found you, Flightless Bird?"

Yes.

You found each other.

Let's start with Forever.

**sniffle**

Enough sap?

Probably.

I'm in kinda a mood.

Bitchy/Sappy

Not sure how that works.

But I yam what I yam.

This post is brought to you by things that make me Sappy.

Sappy

Soggy

Mushy

Melty

1. Thomas Sturridge.

Yeah... he's a daddy now

But for some reason that just makes him

all the more appealing.

Tender, loyal, sweet and loving.

What an incredible father he must be.

2. Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.

OK.

So I'm not sure 'sappy' describes how this picture

makes me feel..

But MELTY does.

Yes. It does.

Don't argue with me.

3. Breaking Dawn Wedding Scene.

"It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to

 and accept you for what you are.

 I've been waiting, for what seems like a very long time,

 to get beyond what I am. 

With Kristen Bella I feel like I can finally begin.

So I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride. 

No measure of time with you will be long enough.

 But let's start with forever."

4. Cannes.

Major Saptastic.

Always.

Forever.

And no matter how the Fringe wants to spin it...

They can't deny what we all saw.

Sapilicious.

Saptacular.

Rob and Kristen make me sappy.

In a good way.

In a wonderful way.

In a smiley, giddy, twirly way.

And that's a great way to end this post.

So until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Comic Con Cute

Where do I begin

To tell the story of how great a love can be

The sweet love story that is older than the sea

The simple truth about the love she brings to me

Where do I start?

Comic Con 2012 

The last Twilight Comic Con.

Kinda 'bittersweet'

And I'm starting to hate that word.

Well... needless to say

(I say needless to say a lot and I always say it)

There was an abundance of cute adorable moments.

First off...

How fucking sexy is Kristen?

I mean, seriously...

The girl was radiating sex appeal.

It's not so much the clothes or makeup...

it was the confidence.

The satisfaction.

Confidence is sexy.

Kristen has countless reasons to be brimming with it...

SWATH has done well at the box office.

She's excited about upcoming projects.

She looks phenomenal.

And Robert Pattinson can't keep his eyes off of her.

(and probably his hands... but we don't need to go there)

With her first hello

She gave new meaning to this empty world of mine

There'd never be another love, another time

She came into my life and made the living fine

She fills my heart

Rob and Kristen were their adorable selves at Comic Con.

They were playful and teasing

They were smiley and cute

They were... well

Rob and Kristen.

The banter they have together is so fun to watch.

Let's face it...

Rob and Kristen are fun to watch.

Period.

Rob is ALWAYS looking at Kristen.

Even when he might not be directly looking at her

You can tell he keeps her in his field of vision

He's just so...

...

AWARE of her.

No

He doesn't have to be next to her every second

or on top of her

No.

He doesn't have to do that.

She already belongs to him

That much is clear.

But he still can't resist looking at her...

And come on

He is so focused on her.

Always.

What she is saying...

What she is doing...

Always.

She fills my heart with very special things

With angels songs , with wild imaginings

She fills my soul with so much love

That anywhere I go I'm never lonely

With her around, who could be lonely

I reach for her hand-its always there

This picture.

This simple picture of Rob and Kristen's legs

next to each other.

How CUTE is that?

I know it sounds ridiculous.

I am ridiculous.

I can admit it.

But that picture just made me SMILE

BIG TIME!

Why?

I'm not even sure why.

But it's like...

SO Rob and Kristen to me.

It's how they seem to be in public.

Subtle touches. 

Looks.

Rob has always worn his feelings for Kristen

on his gorgeous face.

Kristen seemed to try for a long time to avoid looking at him in public

Being too close...

She knew that once she did...

The world would know how she really felt.

And she was right.

Look at her look at him.

It's all there.

As for touching him?

She can't quite stop herself anymore.

She's always doing it.

Not that I blame her.

Nope.

Not at all.

And Rob isn't complaining... is he?

Nope.

Not at all.

Does Kristen say "I love you" here?

I don't know.

It's a great thought.

Robert does appear to be saying "same"

So whatever she said

He shares her emotion.

Doesn't really matter...

Look at the smile on Kristen's face

at Rob's response.

Yep.

Same.

How long does it last

Can love be measured by the hours in a day

I have no answers now but this much I can say

I know I'll need her till the stars all burn away

And she'll be there

So another Comic Con bites the dust...

and we are on the final Twilight journey.

Look at how far we've come

but more than that

Look at how far we still have to go.

Beyond Twilight.

Rob and Kristen will lead the way.

Together.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for WALKING!!

Well, do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh

Honey, lay off of my shoes

And don't you

Step on my blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything

But lay off of my blue suede shoes

W for 

Um.

W for...

WONDERFUL!

Thomas Sturridge.

I adore you.

And last but not least...

W for

Wait and see.

Good. Stuff. Coming.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Love isn't Blind.

I was 'up north' at our lake house for almost a week...

and this picture was the best one I got.

Sucks huh?

A bunch of geese swimming in the lake.

Thrilling beyond belief.

Anyway.

I was pretty much offline for most of last week...

and not a lot happened.

Which surprises the hell outta me.

Usually when I'm not available is when the big stuff goes down.

And there I sit in my secluded cabin in the woods...

trying in vain to get online with my sketchy internet connection.

Not so much this time.

So what did happen?

Well.

Some guy who has been proven to be a liar

tells people he is an entertainment lawyer or something

Writes a blog revealing nasty gossip about celebrities...

So he "REVEALED" his blind items over the 4th.

Yeah. Of course.

Rob and the 'secret' girlfriend. 

Again.

So of course the Lunatic Fringe cling to that

like grim death.

They would rather Rob be a manwhore 

than be in a committed relationship with Kristen.

Doesn't matter if the guy is a known fraud and liar.

The Fringe seem to attach themselves to those kind of people.

They so desperately WANT to believe this guy... you know?

So I decided to write my own BLIND ITEM

Except...

It's not so blind.

Rose's Rumors

What uber private A-list couple might just becoming a bit more public? These two lovebirds are famous for trying to keep their relationship as far under the radar as possible, only giving their obsessed fans snippets of PDA here and there (and recently atop a balcony). He has always worn his heart on his sleeve when it comes to her, making his intentions perfectly clear from day one. She, on the other hand, has been a bit more reluctant to share any parts of her intimate relationship with anyone, although in recent months that reluctance is seeming to melt. Can we expect big news soon? Their onscreen love might be coming to an end, but their real life love is only just beginning.

What do you think?

Truth is truth.

That's what I think.

OK.

When I'm away for a bit...

My email piles up.

Fast.

I had over 1000 emails when I got back.

Yeah. No shit.

Needless to say I don't read all of them.

I don't even read most of them.

Delete is my best friend.

But I do read stuff from people I like...

Or people I know.

Or sometimes out of morbid curiosity.

So I get this email about "Aunt Monica"

Remember her?

Rob's Auntie who claims to despise all 

the trappings and problems that come with FAME

Yet doesn't seem to be able to write anything

without mentioning her sister Clare

and her famous son Robert.

The aunt who acted like she knew Rob's inner most thoughts

about his relationship with Kristen?

Oh did I mention that she first named the blog

Pattinson Connection?

And now its...

Ready for this?

The Twilight Connection.

Yes. Really.

It's good she wants no part of fame.

Kinda odd how someone who goes on

about the REAL price of celebrity

is attaching herself to both Pattinson

(which she is not)

and Twilight.

Golly. Wonder why? 

But the clincher here, Folks?

"There's been no contact with my sister Clare since 2009"

Kinda puts the kibosh on all her insider musings... doesn't it?

Indeed it does.

Sorry Monica.

I hope things get better for you.

Sorry Lunatic Fringe

Another 'source' bites the dust.

Comic Con.

So yeah.

Comic Con is this Thursday.

Comic Con is always good for some

big time smiling and cute interacting

and absent minded touching.

And I would be remiss if I didn't add

that watching Rob interact (or not) with Mrs. McDonald

is always fascinating to watch.

So yeah.

Comic Con is good.

Good times all around.

And I have a good feeling about this.

Don't you?

(Maybe it's time for another Rose Rumor...)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THOMAS AND SIENNA

ON THE BIRTH OF THEIR BABY GIRL!

I can't imagine how beautiful this baby is...

 I think Tom will be an incredible daddy.

Mostly because I think he's kinda incredible already.

Best Wishes!

Anything else?

Probably not.

The fandom keeps plodding along...

Waiting for that BIG moment.

The Lunatic Fringe keep doing the Cringe

(I kinda like that. The "Cringe" sounds like some dance)

Because as much as they don't want to believe

They do.

Oh.

They do.

This post is brought to you by Love.

Love isn't blind.

Jealousy is.

Love that there is a new little BabyStu

in the world.

Thomas is leading the way!

Love watching Rob and Kristen 

be in Love.

And we will get to see more at Comic Con.

And last but not least.

TWIMC:

When I listen to my heart... it whispers your name.

You know its true.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Personal Bugbear

I'm not sure why I put that smiley there.

He's backpedaling.

Something that happens a lot in this fandom.

But has no real relevance in this post.

At least today.

To be honest...

I'm not sure why I'm even writing at all today.

I feel a bit shitty.

You know how it is when you wake up with a headache.

And if you don't... I hate your guts.

And your pain-free brain.

I shouldn't be complaining...

I'm going 'up North' for the 4th of July.

Yes.

That is the view from our deck.

Kinda nice... right?

And yet...

Here I sit all crabby and grouchy.

Maybe because I'm a major procrastinator...

Oh hell.

I'm the fucking QUEEN of waiting until the last minute.

But its so damn hot out.

And I have so much shit to do.

And I have family and friends to coordinate...

And I'm just going to be a whiny bitch all day.

Sorry.

ANYWAY.

Let's talk about something pleasant.

Or let's not.

Since I'm feeling particularly bitchy
Let's talk about PET PEEVES... shall we?

Pet Peeve: a particular and often continual annoyance; personal bugbear:
a major or principal annoyance or complaint.


Yeah. I got a lot of those.

1. The word 'sheep' to describe people

who believe that Rob/Kristen are together.

Most people I know who are on the side of love and truth...

Don't need anyone to tell us what to think.

We came to that conclusion based on logic and fact.

Although I do agree there are a lot of sheep on both sides of this fandom...

It is misused most of the time.

Generalizations seldom tell the whole story.

It's kinda like hyena.

While there are plenty of the scavengers roaming

the halls looking for trouble...

It's not a blanket term.

It doesn't cover everyone.

Generalizations annoy me.

2. People who say Rob and Kristen are dating.

Rob and Kristen aren't "dating".

Sorry. 

And before you write me an all caps SHOUTY email...

It's because I believe they are way beyond dating.

Way.

Beyond.

These two people don't just see each other on dates.

They fucking LIVE together.

They are in a loving, deeply committed relationship.

They are over and above the 'dinner and a movie' phase.

That's so 2009.

Robert and Kristen have been doing this for years now.

Years.

They share everything.

Homes, clothes... a dog.

Dating?

Please.

The only thing missing is that legal document...

Not that it really matters since they are married

in every way possible anyway.

3. People who believe something about me
that someone else told them.
Without ever talking to me... or knowing me.
It's like a game of telephone.

"Rose is really very nice"

"Rose hates rice? Why? I love rice!"

"Rose has lice? Disgusting! I knew she was gross!"

"Rose likes to roll the dice?
She's probably has a gambling addiction!"

"Rose is afraid of mice?
She's pathetic!"

You see where I'm going here?
Someone says something about something that
I supposedly said about something and then starts
taking the something I said and making it into
a completely different something...
That has no resemblance to the something
I originally was talking about.

Good.
I'm glad we got that settled.

4. I have a personal bugbear (oh I like that word now)
with people who think that Rob and Kristen
are like these perfect stepford celebrities.
They're not.
And really... would you really want them to be?
(B-O-R-I-N-G)

I love and adore Rob and Kristen.
I do.
I love them like I love the Beatles...
or how I love chocolate chip ice cream.
It's a fondness... an affection
They make me smile.
But I'm not IN love with them.
I'll let them deal with that part of it.

But my point is...
and I know I have a point here somewhere...
...

...


Oh yeah.
My point is I don't have to be enamored with
everything Rob and Kristen do and/or say.
For instance...
Rob hanging out with Justin Beiber.
Not gonna lie...
My first thought was... WHAT?
WHO?
And ended with WHY?
Or Kristen flipping off people.
I get it.
She will always do it.
She has every right to be pissed off
at those assholes.
And I don't blame her for her reaction.
But it just gives the Fringe
something to chew on...
You know?

I know I'm protective of Rob and Kristen...
And I'm not sure I even understand why.
But I hate that people take simple innocent things that they do
and twist them and use it as excuses to hate on them.

5. Rob and Kristen are an EPIC romance.
Really?
I kinda hate that word...
EPIC.
Do they love each other?
Of course they do.
But after all...
They are still just two people
who fell in love.
Let's leave the Epic up to them to decide...
OK?

6. People underestimate Tom Sturridge.
Not only is he classically handsome.
Smoldering blue eyes.
Lopsided smile that lights up his face.
And a voice that only adds to the heat of the day.
But one of my major pet peeves is when
people talk about Tom only in connection to someone else.
"Robert Pattinson's best friend..."
"Sienna Miller's boyfriend..."
"Kristen Stewart's co-star..."

See what I mean?
Tom doesn't need to lean on anyone.
Watch his movies.
He's really quite talented.
There is a vulnerable intensity about him.
He can be both sweet and menacing
with equal measure.
And he can look good doing it.

I guess...
I just wish people could see what I see.

This post is brought to you by bugbears.
I consider myself a bit of a wordsmith...
But I had to look up that one.


1. any source, real or imaginary, of needless fright or fear.
2. a persistent problem or source of annoyance.
3. Folklore . a goblin that eats up naughty children.

I'm starting to think that maybe we found
the true meaning of the Lunatic Fringe.
The fandom BugBears.


Final thought?
Nah.
I said enough for today.

I miss you Syd, Smitty and Gruff.
And Bart...
I absolutely adore you.

Until next time.

Bye for now