Dear George... Rob and Kristen?

I will love him and hug him and call him George.

Hi George!

It's been a while... again.

I'm sorry.

You're looking well.

You haven't aged a day.

Ever.

You're still all kinds of adorable.

And so huggable.

Anyway George...

Not really all that much to write about.

You know how it goes...

Same shit.

Different year.

Robert landed in Australia.

He's going to start filming The Rover.

Kinda exciting... right?

New movie to look forward to.

Seeing Rob stretch his wings... and fly!

What's not to like?

And come on, George...

You know what I'm going to say next

Rob. Is. Walking.

With sunglasses.

With a big ol' smile on his face.

And with his fucking guitar!

Life really is good, isn't it?

But alas, George...

As soon as Rob and Kristen are not in the same city

What happens?

You get the rags and the hags

desperately clinging to the same tired bullshit.

Regurgitating the same boring lies...

 Rob is in another city!

They broke up.

Rob is smiling!

They broke up.

Rob has his guitar!

They broke up.

Rob is wearing sunglasses!

They broke up.

Rob is breathing!

They broke up.

Get my drift, George?

This shit has been going on for as long

as Rob and Kristen have been together.

That's 4 years of this nonsense.

So some gossip rags...

Rags so disreputable that no one takes

anything they say seriously.

(Except the desperate lunatic fringe)

spews some break up garbage to get some hits...

 Anyone with even a small measure of sanity

would look at those types of stories

and laugh out loud at them.

But not the Fringe, George... Never the Fringe.

They hold onto those sort of lies like their

very lives depended on it

Thing is, George...

They ignore everything that preceded

Robert going to Australia.

LIKE THE LAST FOUR YEARS FOR EXAMPLE.

First.

Rob and Kristen live together.

Second.

They are always together unless work or obligation

keeps them apart.

Third.
Rob and Kristen live together.
Fourth.

Just weeks ago... pics of Rob and Kristen

in London surfaced.

Fifth.
Rob and Kristen live together.
Sixth.

 Kristen flew to London

to BE with Robert.
New Years Eve in London is part of their tradition.

She flew into London on the 27th...

And she landed back in LA on January 12th.

How long is that, George?

5 days in December

plus

11 days of January.

Over 2 weeks, George.
Nice vacation, huh?

Kristen and Rob were together for New Years Eve...

and some time later flew into NYC.

Together.

No... there aren't pictures.

And I'm glad.

No pictures of them leaving London.

No pictures of them arriving in NYC.

No pics of Rob leaving OR arriving anywhere for that matter.

I know people like to scream

Pics or it didn't happen...

 But obviously it fucking happened, George...

Rob being in LA proves he had to get on a plane

and fly from one city to the other

EVEN IF there weren't pictures... IT HAPPENED.

But that's not all George...

The Fringe also forget that Kristen met up with Rob

for a Golden Globe after-party.

Convenient... isn't it?

Rob broke up with her... 

yet waited for her outside until she showed up

and then they proceeded to party the night away.

Golly Gee Whiz, George...

Does that sound like a 'break up' to you?

Not if you have functioning brain cells.

I do love how one of the major rationalizations

is that Rob and Kristen never do anything ALONE.

Every time they go out... they seem to have a group

of their friends to go out with.

I never understood how that ever mattered.

At all.

See...

Rob and Kristen share a home together.

They get all the fucking alone time they want.

Whenever they want.

You know?

Why wouldn't they hang out with friends

when they go out in public?

Besides the fact...

Rob and Kristen have to assume they are being watched

ALL THE TIME

Whether it be a casual observer,

Someone who is a fan...

Or the asshole paps who stalk them for a living.

Being in a group makes them less noticeable.

And like I said, George...

They have all the ALONE time they want.

Where it counts.

When it matters.

So now George...

Now the wait is on.

The vultures are tense and on high alert

Will Kristen show up in Australia?

Will they be apart the whole time?

The Fringe are nervous, George.

They are already working on their excuses

if she shows up.

But it's really very simple, George.

Rob and Kristen

Always

End

Up

Together.

That's all anyone needs to know.

This post is brought to you by numbers.

The number of days until Kristen shows

up in Australia.

The number of lame excuses idiots will

try to come up with.

The number of alternate personalities

that the Fringe have.

The number of times people actually type PR

in connection to Rob and Kristen...

and actually BELIEVE it.

This post is also brought to you by...

Hobo-centric

My complete adoration of Tom Sturridge.

Tom is completely Hobolicious.

Do you think we could get him to carry one

of those red sacks on a stick?

I can actually see him doing that.

Hi.

My name is Rose.

I'm a Hobosexual.

There is nothing you can do about it.

I'm completely smitten.

I'm OK with that.

Until next time, George.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Sticks and Stones

There has been a lot of heads buried in the sand lately.

The Lunatic Fringe have mastered ignoring reality.

They always seem to become even more vocal

(if that is possible)

Every time Rob and Kristen are seen together.

Again.

The excuses and rationalizations come so fast

in an apparent need to sooth their bitter soul.

It's a lost cause.

As always... The reactions are ever so much

more entertaining than the action.

The frantic fringe goes immediately into

the 5 stages of grief.

Seriously...

The lunatics are ALWAYS in some stage of grief, aren't they?

Can you imagine going through that sort of thing

every fucking day?

It's their life now...

Ah.

A simple picture of Kristen carrying a jacket.

But not any jacket, is it?

Nope.

The infamous brown bubble jacket.

Well known in Robert Pattinson lore.

Seeing Kristen carrying this particular jacket

sent shockwaves throughout the fandom.

Why?

Because something SO well known to be Robert's...

was in Kristen's arms.

Denial comes first.

"That's NOT the same jacket!

The bottom is different.

It's a different color.

It's not the same jacket!"

Anger.

"What a fucking famewhore!

She knows exactly what she is doing by carrying

Rob's jacket through the airport!

She's just trying to stay relevant!

She probably took it without him knowing it!"

Bargaining.

"Sheep obviously don't know that 

Rob and Kristen are given these things.

That jacket is too small to be Rob's.

Well... Even if it IS Rob's...

It doesn't mean anything."

Depression.

"I don't care.

This is how many fucks I give!

(after writing a novel dissecting every pixel)

Rob is a doormat who doesn't seem to care

that Kristen is playing him for a fool."

Acceptance.

Hasn't happened yet.

I don't believe this word is in their

very limited vocabulary.

They just go back to Denial

and start all over again...

All of this over a jacket.

I mean...

Rob and Kristen had been traveling together

From London to NYC

Maybe Rob forgot the jacket in their hotel room...

Maybe he knew it was going to be cold in LA

and told her to take it with her.

Maybe it doesn't really matter

even though it's still kinda cute that

they share clothes.

(and because it makes the fringe furious)

Imagine if Kristen ever was seen wearing 

the grey Stoli shirt??

Ah... Nostalgic, isn't it?

I sincerely think heads would explode.

Foam everywhere!

Kristen... if you read this.

(Of course you do!)

Find that shirt and wear it.

Please.

He's walking... Yes indeed he's walking...

Next drama?

Rob presented at the Golden Globes.

Looking dapper and handsome.

Kristen did not show up until

the after parties.

Why would that cause drama you ask?

It's the foundation with which this

fandom is built upon.

The fringe REFUSE to believe that Kristen

did indeed meet up with Rob later...

Even though they both have done this before.

They try to focus on what Kristen was wearing...

How DARE she wear jeans to a party!!

They make excuses for all the people

who say they saw Rob and Kristen together...

So that sends the fringe back

into their grief spiral

(see what I mean? It's ongoing for them.

Scary... huh?)

Mostly staying with Denial and Anger.

And again there is no Acceptance.

Just constantly chasing their tails

Never getting anywhere...

Always bitter and angry that the damn tail

is so fucking close...

but they can never catch it!

Bummer.

It must really suck to be 

a part of the lunatic fringe.

So angry.

So pressed.

So bent.

So bitter.

All. The. Time.

And while they are foaming about jackets and PR...

Rob and Kristen are at parties doing this...

And this...

And this...

And most definitely...

Almost guaranteed

that they were doing this...

With acceptance comes peace.

This post is brought to you by 

Thomas Sturridge.

He's performing in a play called "No Quarter"

at the Royal Court through Feb 9th.

I've already heard good things.

But then...

I think Tom feels quite at home on a stage.

I love watching him act.

His face is very expressive.

He can be menacing... yet vulnerable with that face.

It's a good face.

a brilliant face.

I love that face.

Be happy.

Smile.

And be grateful that you are on the GOOD side of this fandom.

A wonderful place to be.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Every Day

One of my favorite movie quotes

is from the Wizard of Oz.

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. 

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? 

Scarecrow: I don't know... 

But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... 

don't they? 

Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. 

I think that describes 80% of this fandom.
Most of them don't have a brain so they
talk out of their ass.

Which explains why everything they say is...
Shit.

Jennifer Lawrence.

The Ninnies LOVE her because they think her
success somehow reflects on Kristen.
The insecure Kristen fans HATE her because
they think her success somehow reflects on Kristen.
(This of course doesn't include the sane Rob and/or Kristen fans)
There are people 'shipping' Rob and Jennifer
(Making scary manips of them together)
Even though Jennifer has a rather cute boyfriend already...
And Rob has a rather cute girlfriend already.
Like Jennifer or don't like her... to each their own
But why must you drag Kristen (and this fandom)
 into your nightmare?

Personally...
I like Jennifer Lawrence.
I find her quirky and funny...
and I've even enjoyed a few of her movies.
So I don't understand the 'competition'.
Maybe because there isn't one.
Kristen and Jennifer like each other.

Jennifer Lawrence calls Stewart 
“one of the coolest people I’ve ever met. 
She’s just really laid-back. 
She’s one of those people who owns her own energy. 
She’s down to earth and funny and nice and just cool.”

and


"She's so cool," Stewart said of the Hunger Games actress.
 "I was a lot younger than her when I first sort of entered this world
 of franchise land, and I don't know,
 I guess we sort of both went, 'Wow, this is so weird.' 
We were actually sat in a corner with Emma Watson as well,
 the three of us. We were like,
 'Wow, this is strange. This is really cool.'"
"I think people assume that actresses don't want to [be friends]," 
Stewart added. "It was kind of a great feeling, to be honest.
 I was like, 'This is kind of just awesome.'"

So I'm guessing that Kristen is HAPPY for Jennifer.
Why wouldn't she be?
They aren't fighting each other.
That's only in the minds of the
lunatic fringe of this fandom.
They have to make everything about ridiculous
drama that only exists in their deluded brains.

And at the end of the day?
You can criticize and fantasize
and analyze and rationalize
But guess what?
You need to realize and recognize that
It doesn't change one simple fact.
Rob and Kristen
REMAIN
Together.

Because you KNOW
(and this chaps their ass... doesn't it?)
YOU KNOW
that what was captured in these few pictures...

   Is what goes on every day when they are together.
EVERY
DAY.

In fact...
It's probably going on right now.
Ouch.
That's GOTTA hurt.

This post is brought to you by the number 7
(In a day)

And brought to you by the Details

People focus on things that don't matter...
and get all worked up over nothing.
Look at what is right in front of you.
It's all in the details.

I'm sure by now most of you have read this

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/kla6r9

I remember when this first happened.
A scant 2 months ago.
And I remember that more than one person
was witness to this.

An excerpt...

Rob started smoking a cigarette (yes, a real cigarette, with smoke and ash)
 and complaining about it being late and him having to be up early
(his Today Show appearance was the following day).
 Kristen laughed and said in a joking way,
 "we were out late last night and I had to be up early today!"
To which he responded, "yeah, but we were in bed by now".

Yeah.
But we were in bed by now.

The details.
Every day.

(Thanks to @DWBS1981)



And of course this post is brought to you by
the considerable charm and good looks
of Thomas Sturridge.

I miss his face.

Until next time.

Bye for now

P.S. Are you ready for the Golden Globes?

Dear Rose... Rob and Kristen REMAIN

Perfect Fit.

I thought I would share a few of my emails today

and a few of my favorite Rob/Kristen pics.

Let the fun begin!

Rob in all his tousled wrinkled glory 

Anonymous asks:

Rose why are you so pathetic?

The picture of Rob and Twitchy wasn't taken on NYE!

LOLOLOL!

They were probably only together that one day to appease

all you sheepy shippers and then never saw each other

again for the rest of the time she was there.

She's probably back in LA as we speak! 

I heard the pic was supposedly taken the same day as

the subway picture...

But what does it matter?

All the red circles in the world can't hide the fact

that Rob and Kristen were in fact...

TOGETHER in London.

Only fools believe that Robert wasn't kissing Kristen

when the clock struck midnight and rang 

in two thousand thirteen.

Love Yurts.

How fucking beautiful is she?

Amber asks:

Hi Rose! I love your blog!

It's so nice to see someone who has stuck with

Rob and Kristen through it all.

I'm so happy that they had a nice peaceful time in London.

Do you think they will head to Australia together?

Thanks for the kind words, Amber.

I will always be a fan of Rob and Kristen's.

It wasn't hard to stand by them as a fan...

and as a human being

who saw two people trying to go through

a private matter under intense public scrutiny

I was on their side and wanted them to be OK.

I think they handled it well...

and still REMAIN.

And yes...

I do think Kristen will end up in Australia

Sooner or later.

(Hopefully sooner)

Time will tell.

Is there anything better than Rob laughing?

Anonymous asks:

You are such a stupid shipper.

Rob and Kristen aren't together and if they are

its only because Rob feels sorry for her.

Once the DVD comes out he will never look back.

Gotta sell that movie!

The reason we never see pics of them together

that aren't staged is because they aren't together.

It's all for show.

If they are together they have the weirdest

most dysfunctional relationship ever!

Why don't you give it up already?

Well. 

I'm not even sure how to respond to this.

First off.

I'm not a 'shipper'

I don't SHIP anyone.

Rob and Kristen are in fact... together.

I enjoy watching their relationship

and seeing them together.

When they are happy... It makes me happy.

No boats involved.

As for 'giving it up'

What happens when the DVD comes out

and Rob and Kristen still REMAIN?

I know... the DEADLINE will magically

move to some other delusional time frame.

There will always be an pathetic excuse at the ready.

I do enjoy the desperate rationale to explain away

any pictures of Rob and Kristen together as 'staged'.

Keep trying!

You have a LONG way to go.

This is just SO Kristen.

Anonymous asks:

Why do you defend that cheater?

How can you? How would you feel if it happened to you?

What about his wife and their kids?

You know it was more than just that one time.

Once a cheater always a cheater.

Thing is? It didn't happen to me... or you.

We don't know nor deserve to know the details

of what really happened.

All that matters is 

Rob and Kristen 

REMAIN.

Stronger than ever.

This is old news.

The only people who are still talking about it

are the RAGS and the HAGS.

I know you are unhappy that they are together

I understand that you really thought you 

had 'won' whatever fight you are fighting...

But the fact remains...

This is over. Done.

Rob and Kristen are doing what

they want to do... living their life

Together.

That's all you need to know.

Damn.

Anonymous asks:

Hi Rose.

I'm pretty new to this fandom and its very confusing.

There are so many names for people!

Nonberts, Nonstens, Robstens, Shippers, Sheep

Hyenas, Norberts, Krisbians and Robsessed.

What does it all mean?

Hahahahaha!

Sorry for laughing but it really is ridiculous, isn't it?

I've been in this fandom for over 4 years

and I still don't get all the different factions

of this fandom.

I can tell you what I think...

But don't quote me because I'm just going

on what other people tell me.

Let's see...

Nonberts are the Kristen fans who hate Rob.

Nonstens are the Rob fans who hate Kristen.

Robstens love both Rob and Kristen.

Shippers... well... they love Rob and Kristen too

so not sure if they aren't just Robstens...

Sheep are what Nonstens call people who 

believe in Rob and Kristen...

Hyenas are the lunatic fringe who just spew

vile bitter hatred every day.

Norberts... Well something to do with Rob

but honestly no clue.

Krisbians are women who could go 'gay' for Kristen.

Or are gay for Kristen?

Not sure.

Robsessed are fans of Rob and ONLY Rob

who prefer to pretend Kristen doesn't exist.

Whew.

And reading that over just proves to me

how utterly ridiculous this fandom can be.

Probably my very favorite picture of Kristen.

Stella asks:

Dear Rose, are there really any insiders in this fandom?

There seem to be so many who act like they know something.

Hi Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(in my best Marlon Brando)

Do I think there are insiders? Not really.

Sure there are some who are more knowledgeable 

than other about how the industry works

and may have tips and tidbits into business happenings...

But as far as access to Rob and Kristen?

No.

Anyone who is close to Rob and/or Kristen

isn't speaking out of turn about their friends.

No way. No how.

Stuff about Rob and Kristen's professional life

will be released to the public...

But there aren't 'sources close to the couple'

spilling their guts to gossip rags

about private intimate details of their lives.

No way. No how.

A friend of a guy who once worked with a woman

who knows someone who Rob's cousin went to school with...

Isn't a source close to anything.

Unless you see/hear Rob and Kristen say it?

It's all hearsay.

Court adjourned.

They know. Oh they know.

This post is brought to you by...

Rob and Kristen.

I love that they have been able to enjoy their time 

in London with just two pictures surfacing.

Brilliant.

Are they looking to buy a place there?

Wouldn't doubt it.

Who wouldn't want to be somewhere

that you can walk among the living relatively unseen?

Home is wherever the other one is.

And this post is brought to you by...

A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E.

My undying adoration of Thomas Sturridge.

Until next time.

Bye for now