Rob and Kristen-- It's Just Physics

Let me apologize.

I want to say that I'm SO busy with my REAL life

that I haven't had time to really post much...

And while that is partly the truth

I sometimes just get tired of this fandom.

I'm not the same person I was 3+ years ago

when I first started this blog.

Then I was just a girl...

writing about a boy

Trying to figure out why I was so damn obsessed with him.

Now?

Now I watch the endless drama that unfolds on a daily basis.

It never ends.

Sometimes it's entertaining as hell.

Sometimes its just tedious.

In the past some said that I started drama.

But that's not true.

I don't start it.

I just talk about it.

Some people like to talk about

Kristen's uterus...

I enjoy applying Newton's third law of physics

to this fandom.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction

Let's go!

1. Robert and Kristen were seen out and about having dinner this week.

Yes.

Pictures and it did happen.

So what were the reactions?

1. Rob and Kristen together!

Kristen looks GORGEOUS!

Rob is bald!!

Rob and Kristen together!

I missed them!!!

So glad someone got pictures finally!

Rob and Kristen together!

They look WONDERFUL!!!

2. Big deal.

I got out to dinner with friends ALL the time.

Rob was late.

They obviously don't live together because

they came separately.

No couples EVER arrive separately for dinner.

EVER.

I don't think they are even at the same place.

The girl was a plant.

PR PR PR PR PR

Damage control for Paris.

(yes... some really believe that)

Heh.

Well.

Personally?

I loved seeing their faces.

And while I always say I don't care how Rob wears his hair?

I lied.

I do care.

I LOVE Rob's hair.

He should always have hair on his head.

Lots of it.

Next.

A LONG clip of Bel Ami was released.

Lots and lots of Robert.

DuRob.

The picture I choose to include from that clip

was my personal favorite.

Yes.

There were many smiley, sexy pics of Robert...

But I liked this one.

Sinister.

Menacing.

The hunter stalking his prey.

It's a side of Rob that we don't get to see much.

So I was drawn to his face.

(well, OK... I'm always drawn to his face)

The look in his eyes.

Brilliant.

Reactions?

Well... both sides of the fandom were thrilled with

more and more Bel Ami.

We've been waiting for this movie for a long time.

Long.

Time.

1. WOOHOO!

DuRob is incredible!

Can't wait to see Bel Ami!

I hope it gets into theaters.

Rob looks FANTASTIC in this!

Will Kristen show up in Berlin with Rob?

Hurry up Berlin Premiere!!!

2. I can't wait to see Rob make out

with ANYONE but Stew!

They will show you how its DONE.

I hope IT stays far away from Berlin!

IF she goes she is the worst kind of clinger.

Who cares if she goes to the premiere

It doesn't mean anything.

One word.

Berlin.

Please.

OK... that's two words.

But I know you want it too...

Next.

The Breaking Dawn/Part One DVD was released last night.

Or this morning.

Or something like that.

There was huge brouhaha over this release.

And I didn't get it.

People went to Target 'parties'

And Wal-Mart...

To stand in line to buy this DVD.

I mean...

Don't get me wrong.

I've got mine ordered...

I loved the movie.

But I don't get the standing in line thing.

For a DVD that will be available...

Like the next day...

Without a line.

I guess its just me.

I don't know.

I just don't have this mad draw to have the DVD

in my hands as soon as possible.

Today is good.

And there was some special BD2 clip...

Which was cool.

And it was cool of people to share it.

But its all over the place today.
So.

Anyway.

I guess its just me.

1. BELLA AND EDWARD ARE DREAMY!
Kristen looks AMAZING as a vampire!

Look how adorable Rob and Kristen are with each other!!

I love all the BTS stuff that show Rob and Kristen

being all sweet and affectionate!

I can't wait for BD2!!!!

2. Rob can't WAIT to get away from Twilight!

Rob hates Twilight!

He is in Exit Strategy!

He is doing as little as possible with HER.

Scummit probably timed this DVD release just to

take the spotlight off of Bel Ami.

I can't wait until this fauxmance is over with!

I don't really care.

This is how many fucks I give.

All I have to really add...

Movie or not...

Robert and Kristen were glowing during the wedding scenes.

The way Robert looks at Kristen during that whole sequence...

Is how he looks at her ALL the time.

Every time we see them in public together.

THAT is how Rob looks at Kristen.

Can you imagine?

It's incredibly intense.

And intimate.

And incredibly lovely to witness.

Next.

Before I get into the 

crème de la crème

of this weeks ongoing drama...

Let me just say...

That the above picture of Robert.

Walking.

Is kinda the picture of Robert.

Walking.

That started it for me.

The whole walking thing.

Something about that picture.

Everything about that picture.

Anyway.

Kellan is in that picture too.

And I don't usually say much about the guy.

I like him enough and all.

But he's on the very edge of my fandom radar.

Until this week of course.

Yeah.

Kellan was interviewed recently and someone called in

and asked him about Robert and Kristen.

If he thought they would get married.

Yes.

We all know what he said.

"They seem adorable every time I see them and

MADLY IN LOVE.

I hope the best for them... That's for sure."

1. OH MY GOD!

Kellan just told the world

what everyone already knew!

MADLY IN LOVE!!!!

How freakin adorable is that?

I love when people who KNOW

Rob and Kristen share how in love they are!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

Rob and Kristen are MADLY IN LOVE!!!!

I Love how madly in love they are!!

2. Kellan is a famewhore!

You could tell he was reading off a prepared statement!

He is WELL paid by Scummit!

He was joking!

It's all PR for the BD DVD release!!

PR PR PR PR

What does Kellan know anyway?

I can't wait for this shit to be over with.

Kellan is no better than Catherine Hardwicke!

Media Whores.

Both lied for money!

See what I mean?

While sometimes these reactions are quite entertaining

in their own psychotic right...

It's kinda always the same thing.

PR

Damage Control

Exit Strategy

The same tired bullshit that the fringe has been

foaming about for over 3 years.

It's bizarre voodoo logic

Because it has NO logic.

It's NONsense.

And honestly...

Which reaction would you like to have?

The happy, smiley 

Love is grand reaction?

Or the bitter

Hateful

Foaming reaction?

Maybe I will go watch Robert and Kristen

and remind myself why I'm here...

and forever intoxicated with both of them

Still.

This post is brought to you by

Newtons Third Law of Physics.

And my reaction to Thomas Sturridge.

Still.

Love is long.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Truth is Truth.

What day is it??

The beat goes on.

And the beat goes on.

Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain...

And on and on and on...

At least

That's what it feels like some times.

Mostly its just the same monotonous droning

Whining.

Complaining.

Moaning.

that's pounding to the brain.

You know how it goes.

1. Nikki Reed supposedly did some tweets

about shorty spice.

You know who I mean...

Oregano!

(I can't wait for the comments on this!)

Now in all fairness I didn't see these tweets personally

But I guess she was singing his praises or something

I guess she may or may not have mentioned Kristen and Rob

in some roundabout vague way.

Implying this, that or the other.

All I have to say is ...

Who gives a fuck?

Miss "PLEASE NOTICE ME"

talking about

some bland boring spice...

Who? What?

If he wasn't lurking behind Kristen

He didn't exist...

Kinda like now.

Wake me up when it matters...

I don't even want to get into the 

Chatty Cathy Hardwicke bullshit drama.

(But of course... I will)

She brings up Twilight and Rob and Kristen

whenever she has some movie or something to promote.

Hello?

2008 is calling and it wants its drama back.

It doesn't fly anymore Chatty.

It really doesn't.

Over 3 years ago.

No matter how people spin the whole

Rob/Kristen/Oregano/Nikki bullshit...

3 things are the truth

1. Kristen dated Oregano when she was 17.

She grew up and out of that relationship.

It's like a high school romance that ends

when you go away to college and meet other people.

Kristen met Robert.

Get over it.

Truth is truth.

2. Rob and Nikki were friends when Twilight started.

They aren't friends anymore.

She fucked it up.

Big time.

It is SO obvious that Robert cannot stand

to even LOOK at her now.

Details don't matter.

Truth is truth.

3. Kristen and Robert are STILL together.

Still going strong.

Still in love.

Truth is Truth.

I love how you love me.

Do you realize that its been months since we

have seen Rob and Kristen in the same frame of a picture?

Do you?

November.

Yes folks... We live together.

I know this picture is an intrusive Pap picture...
But I'm posting it because

Even though Rob and Kristen were obviously

Blatantly 

Living in the same flat in London

(Yes.. with pics to prove it)

There was still major denial.

And people would rather buy into some

Questionable Auntie shit...

Then believe what is right in front of their eyes.

As for Auntie Monica.

Still not buying she's legit.

(and again... if she is... SHAME on you)

But I have a couple of final thoughts on her too

1. Monica posted a picture of Rob's mother Clare.

It was dark and moody.

Her eyes were closed.

Clare looked absolutely lovely.

(But doesn't she always?)

But it wasn't a candid pic

that was supposedly taken in a bar.

It looked posed.

Professional.

Not a picture one sister would take of another sister

while in a pub.

Bizarre.

2. Even though I'm doubtful about the legitimacy 

of this person being remotely related to Robert...

She still didn't say anything scandalous.

The biggest thing was that in 2008...

at the height of Twilight... 'back then'

She said media hyped an 'imaginary' couple

Rob wasn't in a relationship with his co-star.

(And Kristen was with MA at that time)

Well.

That was then.

This is now.

3. Under the previously mentioned picture of Rob's Mum...

This is what was written...

"Clare Pattinson, mother of multi-millionaire

'Twilight' actor Robert Pattinson."

Really?

That is how you describe your sister?

That is how you describe your nephew?

Why even put Rob's name IN the description?

You see where I'm going?

Because I'm at the point right now

that I want this to be a fake blog

Not because of what she has to say

(which is vague and irrelevant)

But because I would hate to think that 

Robert and his family

(especially his lovely mother)

Have a woman like this in their life

Trying to latch onto something that isn't hers.

Really sad all the way around.

This post is brought to you by drama.

Robert and Kristen are surrounded by it

24/7

But hopefully they only see seconds of what is out there.

Stay safe.

Stay happy.

You deserve it.

And of course...

Where would a post of mine be without a pic of

Thomas Sturridge?

You are so.... to me.

So until next time..

Keep living in your fantasy world

of unicorns and dancing elves...

And where Oregano never became freeze dried.

And Nikki is the star of Twilight

Riding off into the sunset with the vampire...

And up is down.

And left is right.

And go on believing that Rob and Kristen

aren't together RIGHT this very moment.

We don't need the details...

but

Truth is Truth.

Hey. You. Get off of my dick.

Right in front of your face.

Bye for now.

Dear Rob and Kristen... and George.

You can tell me anything...

Hi George.

I kept saying how much I missed Kristen's face...

and Lo and Behold...

She appeared.

(She's nice that way)

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with this picture.

 Looking luminous...

Lovely.

Look at her, George...

Doesn't she look happy?

Glowing?

In Love?

Yes.

Yes she does.

And we all know who she is in love with, George...

Her English boyfriend.

The man in her life

The ONLY man in her life.

Robert.

Pattinson.

What possible word describes this??

And there Kristen is...

all gorgeous in Dior Couture

for a Vanity Fair shoot.

How phenomenal is that??

How phenomenal does she look?

George...

Don't you feel like Kristen is growing up right

before our eyes?

Growing into a stunning woman.

Becoming comfortable in her own skin...

Finding out who she is

Owning it

And being damn happy about it.

So George...

Tell me something.

Why do people want to make such a BIG deal

about Kristen flipping the finger?

Why George?

It's just a finger after all.

Like she's never done it before?

Like she will never do it again?

So what?

Honestly George...

People just want to fucking WHINE

all the damn time.

Over a finger, George.

A fucking finger.

Personally?

It doesn't matter to me one way or another...

It's pretty obvious that I'm in no position to judge

Kristen's finger flipping...

I have a bit of a potty mouth myself

(you may have noticed)

I'm pretty sure no one else can judge her either...

But they do, George

They do.

I bet those grapes are BITTER.

Yes, George... I know.

It's always something.

If its not the finger...

Its the hair.

Or the makeup

or the clothes.

or her face

or her shoes

or the words she says

or the words she doesn't say...

it doesn't matter what she does

or how she does it...

They will always find a reason to judge her.

Have they ever posed like this... with anyone else?

But in the end, George

Who wins?

Who gets to be with Robert?

Because we all know he doesn't look at anyone

like he looks at Kristen...

Smile that smile...

He looks at her like she is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen

Like he can't get close enough...

He looks at her

Like she is the only person that matters.

(Like she's something to eat...)

Flaws and all.

He loves her.
And the really beautiful part, George?
It works both ways.
Kristen loves Rob.
Flaws and all.

So Kristen wins.

So does Robert.

They always do.

Oh My.

Temptation.
Seduction.
Obsession.

Intoxication.

I need this movie.

Please.

Come on George...

What's a girl gotta do to see this movie??

Move to Berlin?

I'm trying really hard to be patient, George...

But we all know it's not one of my virtues.

(Do I have virtues?)

OK George.

Here's a virtue

Hey... I got to keep the clothes...

My adoration for Tom Sturridge...

Does that work?

"a good or admirable quality"

Yeah George.

I think it does.

Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing at all.

Green Sheep.

You know it's true.

 

Flawed Perfection.

Why expect perfection from Kristen...

If you don't achieve perfection from yourself.
I kinda like my imperfections.
It's part of what I am.

With acceptance 

comes

Peace

This post is brought to you by mistakes.

Glass houses.

Throwing stones.

We've all been there.

Hopefully you learn something along the way.

Thanks for listening George

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- The Force is Strong

Really? Is it true??

Well.

Well.

Well.

I'm not sure what to say about the whole

"Auntie Monica" blog.

It doesn't ring true to me.

At all.

And yeah... I know some people will say that just 

because she supposedly said something that I don't want to hear.

But that's not true.

It just seems... off.

It appeared that within 24 hours of Rob’s film
Twilight being released, they had discovered our identity, our addresses
and telephone numbers. The press were on our doorsteps, on our family’s
doorsteps, they even found our mobile phone numbers, information not
available to the general public. We were horrified at the intrusion into
our private lives.

Yet... here we have "Aunt Monica" writing about Robert

and his personal relationships...

Naming her blog "Pattinson Connect"

when she is NOT a Pattinson

Yet HORRIFIED at the intrusion

into her private life.

Does that seem... logical?

She writes a blog about one of the most

famous people on the planet and puts his name 

in the title of her blog...

And then she complains about how awful it is to have 

this kind of intrusion into her private life.

Right.

OK.

Nose as long as a telephone wire...

Any Rob fans reading this - I’m sorry to disillusion you – these
journalists invented stories back then about Rob’s ‘imaginery’ personal
relationship with his co-star. Of course the publicity fuelled the
Hollywood hype about Rob. As they say, any publicity is good publicity.

And isn't THIS convenient?

How nice of sweet Auntie Monica to let us all know

that journalists invented stories... "Back Then".

How very vague of her.

Back then.

As in 2008 when the whole Twilight

phenomenon invaded dear Aunt Monica's life?

And lets not forget Rob's imaginary personal relationship.

Nice.

Perfect.

Do you think Rob is so close to his Auntie

that he calls to let her know the status of his relationships...

whether they be imaginary or not?

The same Aunt... mind you...

That had an autographed picture from her famous nephew

that she was nice enough to share.

So close to him...

That she asked for an autograph

(who does that from a family member?)

So close that he signed it "To Monica"

and then his full name.

Sounds so personal... and sweet and loving... 

Right?

Yeah... sounds reasonable.

Fact of the matter is...

This is a lose/lose situation.

Because if this was Rob's dear sweet Auntie

then she did him a real disservice discussing his private life

something he obviously frowns upon

and which his close family and friends NEVER do.

From our sister Clare and her family there is only silence. Fame
overshadows reality.

And if it was indeed someone pretending to be

Robert's dear sweet Auntie Monica

if only to pursue a disgusting agenda

and try to get foothold on a slippery slope.

There is only silence.

The only thing I see that is overshadowed

is decency... respect... and loyalty.

Way to go Monica...

Whoever you may be.

You've really got a hold on me...

Final thoughts?

1. Outside of the PCA's

We haven't see hide nor hair of 

Robert or Kristen.

The usual tweets placing Robert all over the globe

in his never ending quest to be all places

at the same time....

But some people look at that as a bad thing.

No Rob and Kristen sightings.

It must mean they aren't together?

Not sure HOW that works exactly...

But the cling is strong with these people...

They don't seem to grasp that neither one of them

have been seen anywhere...

so why not assume they are ...

In fact...

TOGETHER?

They surely haven't been anywhere else...

With anyone else

have they?

They both seem to have gone underground

TOGETHER.

And we all know they live together

eat together

raise Bear together

Sleep together...

Don't we?

Yes.

May the cling be with you.

You know she said yes...

2. Possible sightings of Rob in London?

Who the hell knows.

I'm finding these unsubstantiated tweets

T E D I O U S

Surely

(and I have the burning need to say

"Stop calling me Shirley")

Someone

Somewhere

SOMEHOW

A fan can take a fucking picture of him.

Of her.

Of THEM.

Like one motherbitching picture.

Is that selfish of me?

Damn straight it is.

I miss Kristen's face.

I really do.

I imagine her to be all lovely and basking

in the glow of love

All rested and relaxed

And Roberts all adorable and sweet

and his buzz cut has grown back to a length

where he can pull his fingers through it again...

Yes.

I'm a selfish bitch.

I give up.

I know that they have earned this quiet time.

I realize that they deserve peace.

But I am what a I am.

And I tried.

I really did.

You saw it.

I was all for this period of drought.

But there comes a time...

One taste... it's all I need...

When you need to have a drink.

A sip.. maybe.

Perhaps just a splash of moisture.

Then we can sustain more drought...

Maybe.

Holding hands. Again.

3. I had a 3... I really did...

but I keep going back and forth between here

and twitter 

and email

and gchat

and getting all discombobulated.

So I will end here.

Before my discom becomes more bobulated.

This post has been brought to you by 

My complete and utter adoration of 

Thomas Sturridge.

I 'heard' he shaved his beard.

Would love to see that face

Only in my dreams...

Because this is how I picture him already being..

Kinda scruffy.

Which

Is

Completely

Brilliant.

Completely.

And this post is also brought to you by the Cling.

The cling runs strong in the lunatic fringe.

But I think soon...

there will be a disturbance in the Cling.

Until then...

Bye for now