Psychics, Blind Gossips and Moms... Oh My.

 

 Psychics

Blind Gossips

and 

Moms...

Oh My

Why do I find myself referring back to this movie so much?

Let's start with how the Lunatic Fringe is SO scared

about what will happen when Rob comes back to LA

(namely back in Kristen's arms)

That they are

and I'm completely serious here...

Believing online 'psychics'

to tell them Rob's future!

And isn't it always nice that these so called seers of the future

just so happen to agree with Lunatic Theories?

How lucky they were to find these people!

What are the odds???

Which brings us to all the 

Blind Gossips out there.

Fascinating, really.

Word for fucking word

is right out of the Ninnie book

of delusional conspiracies.

Word.

For.

Word.

You would almost think a Loony wrote it...

Hmmm.

You think?

Talks about how Rob and Kristen are 

contractually obligated to be together

and not date anyone else

Until August!!

August?

Where did that come from?

What happened to the break up

after the DVD dropped?

Hmmmm again.

August gives them another 5 months

to excuse any time Rob and Kristen appear together.

Isn't that a bit convenient?

I mean...

Rob wants OUT after all!

Kristen is the clingy so and so

who won't let go!

Come on, Rob...

Be a sport!

Whats 5 more measly months

after almost 5 years??

Makes perfect sense to me.

Who WOULDN'T sign a contract like that??

Why don't ALL studios do this?

I mean... look at how successful it was with Twilight!

Why isn't Jennifer Lawrence signed up to

be the one and only with Josh Hutchinson?

Tell me... WHY?

It's not illegal or anything... is it?

What young beautiful shining star 

wouldn't want to sign their life away?

I mean...

You can NEVER have enough millions!

Who wouldn't sacrifice YEARS of their life

to virtual emotional slavery

for the profit of a movie

that was almost guaranteed success anyway??

  

And finally...

Heavy sigh.

Heavy

Heavy 

Sigh.

Now.

Before you get all in my face about privacy...

I realize that Jules is Kristen's mother

and is no doubt loved by Kristen.

And I don't hate the woman and won't be

calling her vile names and chasing her on twitter.

BUT

She is the one who gave this interview

and decided to talk about her daughter in such a way...

She is the one who made it 'public'... isn't she?

And so I have an opinion.

It's kinda what I do.

The title of the article was

"Jules Stewart wants to emerge from 'Twilight' shadow"

"It's extremely frustrating for me, because she's 22 years old and I'm almost 60,"

 said Stewart, who looks almost Goth with her long jet-black hair,

 chunky silver rings and sleeve of tattoos.

 "In terms of life experience — hello! — 

I have it all over her. It's not like I came out of nowhere."

Twilight shadow? Really?

I don't know...

Sounds kinda... sour grapes... to me.

"I have it ALL over her"

She wants her own fame.

"I have my own career. My own thing going on."

Yet.

This is what you see when you read the interview...

Kristen. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen.

Kristen. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen.

Kristen. Kristen. Kristen.

Kristen. Kristen.

Kristen.

It's disappointing that Kristen's own mother

feels the need to drop Kristen's name into the conversation

every chance she gets...

and then complains about how she's languishing in her shade.

Sorry.

I only see one person here throwing shade.

And now for something completely different...

Rob looking all gritty and sexy on the set of 

The Rover.

I'm looking forward to this movie.

Well.

I look forward to any movie Rob is in...

especially when he plays against type.

Good Stuff.

Kristen was seen recently at the batting cages

with some of her friends... and Taylor!

Isn't he all kinds of cute?
I think so.

He seems protective of her too...

How sweet is that?

I like Taylor.

He's been a great friend to BOTH

Robert and Kristen.

I also want to say that Lainey

is the one who 'broke' the Jules story.

(Guess she saw the article first)

Everyone pretty much realized who she was talking about.

If you have been a member of this fandom for

any length of time...

You aren't even surprised at all.

But remember this...

"By the way, her boyfriend has been very supportive through all of this,

 certainly her most reliable source of strength."

Don't doubt for a second that Rob has been there

as much as he could be...even at a great distance.

He takes care of her. He protects her.

He loves her.

And of course...

Gotta have Tom.

Always. Forever.

Even with his long flowing locks.

This post is brought to you by the letters B and D.

B for BLIND gossip.

Love isn't blind

Jealousy is.

D for Disappointed.

Maybe its not my place to be disappointed

in how Jules talks about her own daughter.

But as a mother... I am.

You love and nurture and support your children

You never tear them down to build yourself up.

You sacrifice for them...

You don't make them sacrifice for you.

Until next time.

Bye for now

What If You're The Bad Guy?

I know that there are a lot of 'fan videos' out there...

But these two

They kinda got to me.

Like the weepy sad kinda get to me.

I hope HoneyBuzy and FragileCloud 

don't mind that I put these on my blog.

(If you do... let me know)

Listen to what they are saying

The looks on their faces...

Can't you see that these are just two human beings?

They are navigating a life under intense scrutiny...

Constant vicious attacks.

They are trying...  you know?

How can you watch them speak from their hearts

and not feel for them?

How can you not want to defend them?

Made by "HoneyBuzy"

Made by "FragileCloud"

How can anyone have such vile bitter hatred for either one of them?

Why would you want to hurt them in any way?

They are just people.

They don't want to be on anyone's pedestal.

What if they aren't Superheroes?

What if you're the bad guy?

And in keeping with my adoration for Thomas Sturridge...

He likes the word extraordinary...

and hats.

And his voice.

Good lord.

This post is brought to you by the following announcement:

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Whether you like it or not.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Random Rob and Kristen

Random Thoughts

1. The MTV Movie awards.

I see so much angst over BD2 not being nominated

for the major awards.

Especially Best Kiss.

And yeah...

I kinda get being disappointed at MTV for snubbing

the franchise whose tit they were sucking on for the last 4 years...

I get it. I do.

MTV sucks. We know this.

Thing is...

I'm betting both Rob and Kristen are 

RELIEVED

that they don't have to put up with that bullshit anymore.

(and maybe they had something to do with it?)

And.... isn't kinda nice that WE don't have to

put up with all that nonsense either?

One less teeny screamy lame ass show to watch!

Besides we will always have  @joshuahorowitz !!!

I have enjoyed the hypocrisy of the Lunatic Ninnies though...

"Hahaha Kristen didn't get a nomination! Everyone hates her!"

"Rob didn't get a nomination... he's on to bigger and better things!"

Um. Yeah.

Do you see how fucking twisted their "logic" is?

Good grief.

2. Rob and Kristen's Friends.

Everyone knows that their friends have instagrams

and twitters... and stuff like that.

And obviously since their accounts aren't private

they don't seem to care who looks at what they post.

So look.

DON'T FUCKING COMMENT.

Don't try to talk to them.

Don't you realize how fucking embarrassing that is?

Don't try to tell them how much you love/hate Rob or Kristen.

Don't defend them.

Don't attack them.

Don't think you matter in any way.

You aren't their friend.

They don't fucking care what you have to say.

Contrary to lunatic opinion

They don't have these social accounts because of you.

If you didn't exist...

They would still have these accounts.

They aren't famewhores just because they happen

to be good friends with someone famous.

No one is making you stalk their accounts...

Oh.

And the Ninnie venom being spewed at Marcus lately?

How very typical.

Instead of accepting what is right in front of their snouts...

They have to hate on Marcus for hanging out with Kristen.

Yes...I'm SO sure Marcus is in LA 

JUST TO PROMOTE BD2 DVD.

It's a shame how rabies has rotted their brains.

Scary.

3. Rob  on the set of The Rover.

we haven't gotten much in the way of pictures...

But these latest pics of Rob are looking good.

(Yes. Walking.)

Even being all sweaty and dirty and digging in his pants

with brownish yellow teeth.

Rob still brings it.

And OK... a lot was made out of this picture on Twitter.

It was fun to tease about.

I'm not a 'crotch shot' kinda girl or anything...

Looks like he is going to tuck in his t-shirt.

Or.

Something.

4. One more note on Kristen's friends.

They all dress the same.

t-shirts. jeans. backward baseball caps.

So what?

You can see here that Scout is protecting Kristen.

I think that is a knee jerk reaction for those who love her.

They don't think about it.

They just do it.

I will admit to not knowing who some of these people are

in these photos from last night.

Is it wrong to say they all kinda look the same?

I'm guessing that's the point.

Kristen blends in...

Doesn't stand out.

She can enjoy more of her evening in peace.

You know...

Hanging out with your girlfriends isn't a bad thing.

It's a normal thing to do.

Don't you hang out with your friends?

And yeah... some guy friends too.

I don't care what anyone says...

I like Taylor Lautner.

He's always been a good friend to 

BOTH Rob and Kristen.

Good to see he's got the backward cap going on

and the glasses?

Fascinating.

5. I've been accused of a lot of things.

I'm a Krisbian who hates Rob.

I'm Robsessed who hates Kristen.

I hate both Rob and Kristen and just love Tom.

Well...

I'm not 'gay' for Kristen.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

So even though I adore her and a fan...

That's where it ends.

And while it's true that my 'robsession' has cooled 

down a bit after all these years.

It doesn't mean I like him any less.

It's been four plus years...

People evolve... things change.

Rob still intoxicates me...

Just in different ways.

Rob AND Kristen intoxicate me now.

Instead of just focusing on Rob alone...

I like following their careers

and whatever part of their relationship they want to share.

Rob and Kristen have changed...

So have I.

6. Tom Sturridge

Look at that face.

How can I NOT Adore him?

And his voice.

Is it hot in here?

Yes.

I add a picture of Tom to every post.

How is that not a GOOD thing?

Tom has a beautiful face.

I love so many things about him.

(besides his looks)

His talent.

His loyalty.

His red plaid shirt.

His beard.

Even the topknot of hair he wore.

The smile on his face when he looks at his gorgeous daughter.

And how he says 'She is my precious".

So many things.

So many.

So believe it or not

I can be a fan of all three of these people

all at one time!

Imagine that!

And I can post about who/what I want.

And I shall.

By the way?

Time is running out for the Lunatic Fringe.

They better hang on to what's left of their delusions

All their bullshit lies and insane rationalizations

are going to catch up to them 

in a very big way.

Very soon.

Tick Tock on the Clock!

That's enough Random for today.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Do You Want to Know a Secret?

 The people who know the least about you

Always have the most to say.

Lots of lame chatter lately.

Well... chatter is not the right word...

Bullshit is more the right word.

Why do people think if they 'tweet' something

it automatically makes it the truth?

They put it in their 'tumblr' and then people believe it?

People can say anything.

Claim anything.

Write anything.

Now I've heard that a fake intern

supposedly spewed some shit

(I love alliteration)

and people actually believed it.

Really.

So hey...

I found a secret intern of my own!

**Edit**
Because some people have no concept
of sarcasm or a sense of humor...
Remember this:


The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun
and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.
If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.
Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Hi-- I was an assistant for someone

that worked closely with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Since my job is over, I decided to tell the insider info that I know.

1. The fake intern said that Rob and Kristen 

are still together but that their relationship isn't the same.

And they were right about that.

It's better than it was 

Stronger.

Both Rob and Kristen are dedicated to working on

their relationship even more than before.

They are ALL IN.

2. People keep wondering why Kristen didn't 

go to Australia to see Rob.

Remember when Kristen disappeared for 4 weeks?

Yeah. That.

3. Everyone in the industry laughs our asses

off at the the lunatics in this fandom.

We have never seen such psychotic schizophrenic idiots.

The whole "PR" theory is the most laughed about topic EVER.

For people to think a studio can force 2 people to give up 

years of their life to promote a movie is ridiculous.

No amount of money would be worth that sacrifice.

Which is why no one would ever do it.

It reeks of desperation.

4. Kristen will be fine in this industry.

She's well respected and has a good work ethic.

Anyone who has worked with her and gotten to know her

always has good things to say.

Both Rob and Kristen have a long career in front of them.

5. Rupert and Kristen didn't have an 'affair'

It was a one time incident and there wasn't any sex involved.

Kristen made a mistake and owned up to it.

Robert knows the truth behind what happened.

Which is why they never really broke up

in the first place.

They have moved on.

6. Rob and Kristen aren't on a break.

Rob is working, not avoiding her.

It's only something the tabloids use to get hits.

They talk everyday. Countless times a day.

They live together.

They have a real life together.

They share everything.

And that is all the secrets I've learned.

Don't tell anyone.

This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for secrets.

There are a lot of them out there.

Some of them are real.

Some...not so much.

S for spooked

The Lunatic Fringe is scared silly right now.

They don't have the sale of the DVD to cling to

as an excuse when Rob and Kristen show up together again.

And they will.

Oh... they will.

And S for

Tom Sturridge

I adore him.

I adore him and Kristen and Rob being all drunk

and hanging around together.

I was going to say that I adore all of Rob's friends...

But the thing is?

They are Kristen's friends too.

Their friends.

That's how integrated and connected 

Rob and Kristen are.

Until next time

Bye for now