Rob and Kristen-- You Don't Own Them

** WARNING WARNING**

Yes.

I'm going to talk about the latest drama.

Come on...

You knew I would

It's what I do!

J.F.C.

That's really the meat of what I have to say.

I'm not going to use the pap pics from the other night

because Robert looked pissed off.

Robert sounded pissed off.

And I imagine when he found out the paps had been called...

He was pissed off.

Thing is...

Rob got in a clown car filled with like 100 other people

(Relax, I know it wasn't 100... but that car was packed full)

and one of those people happened to be an attractive actress.

That is the sound of the Foamy Fringe.

Hater Fringe.

Needy Fringe.

Drama Fringe.

They won't shut up.

Hating Rob for getting into a car.

Next to someone of the opposite sex.

End

Of

The
World.

"How dare he do that to Kristen!"

Yeah.

Getting into a car is pretty risque.

I can see why the Foam is a flying over that.

It's really too bad that Robert doesn't let the fringe

dictate what he does in his life...

It's really too bad that people forget that a week ago

Robert was in Kristen's bed.

(Oh shut up... you know he was)

And how quickly and easily they are to forget the 10 days

they spent together living in the SAME flat.

Going out.

Cuddling in bars.

Kissing in clubs.

Being all sweet and cute.

Are you really a fan of Robert?

Do you really think he would just jump from Kristen to 

some random chick within a week?

Hasn't he said time and time again how he values relationships

and haven't his actions proven his loyalty and commitment?

Do you listen to anything he says?

Do you hear him at all?

And Kristen.

Do you think so poorly of her that Rob would just flaunt

some affair for all the world to see?

Do you think Kristen is some sort of consolation prize?

Kristen doesn't come across as needy and insecure...

She's not a fool.

You don't think she knows exactly what is going 

on with Robert?

Please.

I will almost guarantee you one thing.

Rob and Kristen aren't losing their shit over this lame drama.

This is NOTHING.

They know what is going on.

They know each other.

This post is brought to you by drama.

It's self inflicted, people.

Rob and Kristen don't have to deal with this bullshit.

They don't give a shit if we approve of their choices

or what they do with their nights out or who they are seen with.

They don't live their lives to please us.

So stop condemning them for not living up to your standards

You are the ones who are insecure and needy.

Not them.

What happens when Rob shows up back in London...

Or Kristen shows up in LA?

Together.

Because you know...

They

Always

End 

Up 

TOGETHER.

Wait and see.

And this post is brought to you by my complete

and utter devotion to Thomas Sturridge.

Green Fucking Sheep

Goodness.

Bye for now