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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Only Tweet Will Tell

Make it stop!

Have we been déjà vued on our déjà vu? 
I think we have.


Look at my post from a year ago...
It's scary.


Yes folks
We have all been déjà fucking vued
Wait.
 
Rob shows up in a pub on Christmas Eve...
People scream 'WHERE IS KRISTEN??"
Even though...
Rob showed up in a pub on Christmas Eve last year...
and then proceeded to kiss in the New Year with Kristen by his side.
But that is somehow forgotten.

Of course it is.
People would rather dwell on bullshit drama.
Self inflicted bullshit drama.
Which is worse.
Because there really isn't ANYthing wrong
the only place there are problems
is in the lunatic fringe mind.

He looks thrilled... doesn't he?

So anyway.
Blah blah blah.
Same story 
Different year.

What caught my eye in these pics?
Robert.
Looking like a fat house cat...
(nursing his sore blunt tongue?)
Seriously.
Kristen must have been cooking a lot 
of great food for him in LA
Cuz her English boyfriend...
well...
He's looking mighty well fed.

Lunatic Fringe

So what do we really have here folks?

We have the Ninnies hoping against hope...
Foaming against foam...
That Kristen stays in LA for New Years Eve
and hangs out with friends and goes to a concert.
Oh.
And lets not forget.
Rob needs to stay FAR AWAY from her!
And then...
We have the Nonberts 
(Silly name, but what can you do? They are all silly names)
Hoping against hope
Foaming against foam...
That Kristen stays in LA for New Years Eve
and hangs out with friends and goes to a concert.
Oh.
And lets not forget.
Rob needs to stay FAR AWAY from her!

Wow.
This fandom is F.U.B.A.R.
Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition.
 
People on complete opposites sides of the spectrum.
Love Rob- Hate Kristen
Love Kristen- Hate Rob
Want the same damn thing!
Isn't that scary?
I think they are both rather pathetic
to be honest...
Hate is fucking hate.
 
And hating someone for not being 'good' enough
for someone that you are a fan of...
Hating someone because YOU aren't happy 
with their relationship.
Well..
Did I happen to mention FUBAR?
 

Yes. She's laughing AT you.

This is how I picture Kristen right now.
Laughing.
Having fun.
Maybe pointing at something or someone
not believing how incredibly fucked up they are.

I mean...
I care about Rob and Kristen.
I've never denied that.
And I enjoy the speculation.
No doubt about it.
But I don't get myself all worked up in a foamy lather
wondering where she is and when she is going to be
somewhere else and who she is going to be with.

I mean come on people.
Come away from the edge.
It's going to be OK.
No matter WHAT happens the next few days
(and I will get into that in a moment)
It won't affect your life.
Right?
Tell me it won't affect your life.

Kristen is right about... here.

I try to be a 'good' fan and hope that
Rob and Kristen can move about undetected...
But the foaming is more bitter than usual
this time of year.
And sometimes you have to hope for a picture
to just shut them all the hell up.
All of them.
Everyone.
Even me.
Ha.


 So we wait.
Tick Tock on the Clock.
 
Kristen just looks so comfy there...
 
Will Rob stay in the UK
and wait for Kristen's arrival?
Will Kristen stay in LA
and wait for Robert's arrival?
Is IOW3 even feasible at this point?

New Years Eve Tradition?
 
Only time will tell.
Or someone who happens to see them
So...
Maybe it should be...
Only tweet will tell.
Or 
Only time will tweet.
Something like that.
 
This post is brought to you by the letter *D*
 
D for DEEP
Take a DEEP breath.
Relax.
It will be OK.
I promise.

Does that pout come naturally?
D for Delicious.
That would be Thomas.
Have you ever noticed that he has a lopsided smile?
I have.
It's absolutely adorable.
Just like him.
367.

And last but not least... 
Repeat after me
(you know it by now)
Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
end up 
TOGETHER.

Until then.

Bye for now

49 comments:

Claire said...

I've noticed that when Rob has a beard he can look a little rotund. But when he shaves it off he looks svelt again.

I think it's because the beard hides the jaw. lol

Anna said...

Very well put Rose. Hope you are enjoying the holidays! Thanks for the post!

Groovie said...

Great post! Wise words indeed!
If only the idiots on both sides would let those words seep in to their teeny tiny brains!

I read somewhere, can't remember where now, about crazies planning on tweeting on NYE that Kristen is at a Jenny Lewis show in LA. Now, Kristen could very well go to said show, I don't know and I don't care lol but the fact that insane Rob-hating fans that don't want her to be with him on NYE are pre-planning tweets...is well scary and pathetic. I don't get it! They can tweet all they want, doesn't make it actually true. Sure, some will believe it, but their tweets won't make Kristen materialize at that concert! Lol!! Its so ridiculous & absurd. I could tweet that Kristen & I are cruising around in my car listening to The Beatles at the Taco Bell drive thru..doesn't make it true!
I guess crazy people are just crazy & idiots that believe them are just idiots.
Best to ignore them all!

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and a great weekend full of love & laughter!
My parents got me a Kindle Fire for Christmas, so I've been having fun playing with that! Good times :)

Dottie said...

Hi Rose and Roseland!

Isn't a fan by definition a supporter??? I'm not sure if all those fringe groups can legitimately call themselves "fans" when their main objective seems to be hate and negativity.

Anyway, I like it here w/the sane folks! ;)

angelica1 said...

What I'll never understand is how the morons on both sides of the equation,can claim to be a fan of someone, yet wish upon them a situation that makes them deeply unhappy.That just makes you a vile excuse for a human being and/or mentally unstable. It's Christmas for God's sake, why aren't these pathetic losers concentrating on their own families? Are their lives really so sad,lonely and unfulfilled that they have to obsess about 2 people who,I'm sure couldn't give a flying fuck about any of them.

Groovie - If history has taught us anything, it's that the minute those dipsticks start with the fake tweets,something always surfaces to break their empty,shrivelled, little hearts :)

Kay said...

F.U.B.A.R. is right....people really need to settle down.

Happy Tuesday, Roseland...hope you all had a great Christmas weekend! :)

<3

Claire said...

angelica - I ask myself that question all of the time. I gave up trying to answer it a long time ago.

Melinda said...

What a nice thing to see when I logged in after work today. A new post from a very logical Rose.

I kinda hope they keep with the IOW tradition since it is, well, tradition for them. I understand though how it might not be as easy because people have figured it out. So maybe a new tradition will start. Who knows.

I'm sure no matter where they end up it will be a great time spent with friends ringing in the new year.

Nothing the lunatic fringe does make any sense. It hurts my brain trying to figure them out.

I hope everyone had the merriest of celebrations over the weekend! Santa was good to me. :)

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

I hope Santa was good to you and your family.

FUBAR sums it up quite nicely.

I’ll assume from how quiet it has been around here that everyone has been busy, hopefully sharing laughter, good food and memorable times with family and friends. Regardless of where they celebrated the season, I hope Rob, Kristen and Tom had an equally good time with their families and loved ones, and that they are getting some well deserved time to rest and relax.

Hi Claire, Anna, Groovie, dottie, Angelica, Kay, Melinda and all of the other regulars yet to post.

I’m hoping that we will all get a chance to chat in the not too distant future. In the interim, stay well all.

Leni said...

LOL at "fat house cat" :)

Great sane and logical post Rose!

Berry said...

Hey everyone I have been busy with RL and I have missed some minor drama it appears! I hope everyone had, is having a wonderful holiday. Just like I am sure Rob and Kristen are, and if they aren't together yet I am sure they will be eventually !

I agree with Claire that the beard def makes Rob face rounder!

Yes Dottie a fan is suppose to be a supporter! And I like it here with the sane people too!

Love FUBAR absolutely perfect!

PipDancer said...

If they spend NYE with their friends instead of each other, it'll be because it's their last single NYE =)
hahaa... I still shake my head at the fans who follow their every move. People - get - a - life! Of your own. If you want to check in on our favorite couple occasionally, great. But this obsession is, well, insane. Rob and Kristen are together for the rest of their lives. Handle it.

Claire said...

I see that K-11 has been accepted into the Berlin Film Festival. That's pretty fucking big for Kristen's mum, especially since it's her directorial debut. Well done to all involved.

gwen said...

Funny post Rose. What a way to start my day. It's been so long since I post here. Its good to be back.

Good morning/night ladies. Have a great day ahead!

Rhonda said...

Hi Rose,

Great post, as always. I hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas :)

FUBAR is exactly right.

Angelica- I don't understand it either. These people are taking hours away from their own lives in order to obsess over, and try to disprove, someone else's..

Dottie- I hope your men enjoy their visit to my little corner of the world :)

deb said...

My dear Rose you are ONCE again RIGHT Just another YEAR and same OLD BULLSHIT heheh YES WE KNOW that WHERE EVER Rob WILL be SO will Kristen Even though I would Love a Pic. Of them JUST TO SHUT the ASSHOLE'S up I would love for ONCE that they could just NOT BE SEEN Like alot of other's They are just two young people WHO LOVE each other and want to have a LIFE with out people in there fancies all the time YEP OUR BOY LOOK'S like he's being feed good You know he had said that he love's Kristen's cooking BOY YOU CAN TELL heheheh I hope them the BEST and i hope YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR :) DEB.

Barbara Fenwick said...

I was so happy to see your post today. I hope you and your family, and all Roselanders, have had a very happy holiday.

I get so tired of all the negative remarks made about Rob and Kristen. It is very understandable that Kris wanted to spend the holiday with her family since she has been away from them for so long. Please give the girl a break.

I would love to see a pic of them on New Year's weekend, just to shut up all the nonstens and their comments.

Have a good week everyone..something good will be coming.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi Everybody...

Loved the post Rose....FUBAR and the lunatic fringe on the organ!!!!!

It's just "another day in the life " isn't it? People can hate anybody for anything if that is their mindset....too fat, too thin, wrong color, too pretty, too ugly, too successful, has the best looking guy on the planet!!! Lol..You get the drift.

It is sickening on one hand but on the other hand, it is easier to joke about it...I mean you can crawl up into a ball and lock yourself in your house or you can go on with your life and screw them all....I like that latter option and I have a lot of respect for R and K for doing just that.o

Congrats to Kristen's mother!

DreamerKind said...

@Rose
You lift me up, make me laugh until I squee, as you dole out reality, when chaos reigns. For some things must be told or shown, said and sown, over and over.

My thanks, Rose:

"Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, you're the best!"

DreamerKind said...

Good Day Roselanders, Fairest Of Them All!

Sure love coming to this special place, where we embrace the joy of sharing/caring, for the dear Trio or Quad, and each other.

What a gift that keeps on giving!

DreamerKind said...

Gimme A Little Kiss

Sarah Vaughan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrq-MS0pZ2A

Gimme a little kiss, will you, huh?
Whadda ya gonna miss, will you, huh?

Gosh oh gee, why do you refuse?
I can't see what you gonna lose.

Gimme a little squeeze, will you, huh?
Why do you wanna make me blue?

I wouldn't say a word if I were asking for the world,
But what's a little kiss between a fella and his girl?

Gimme a little kiss, will you, huh?
And I'll give it right back to you

Thank you/omraamm

DreamerKind said...

Back sooner or later.
x (a little kiss)

DreamerKind said...

Everybody Loves A Lover

The Shirelles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkcbWIUFFa8

Everybody loves a lover
I'm a lover, everybody loves me
Oh, yes they do
And I love everybody
Since I fell for you

I should worry, not for nothin'
Everybody loves me, yes they do
And I love everybody
Since I fell in love with you

Who's the most popular personality?
I can't help thinkin'
It's no one else but me

Gee, I feel just about ten feet tall
Havin' a ball
Guess ya might
Call me a Pollyanna

I should worry, not for nothin'
Everybody loves me, yes they do
And I love everybody
Since I fell in love
Fell in love with you

Thank you/nocaro

DreamerKind said...

that Auld Lang Syne

Things

Bobby Darin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDyjrBPBqys

Ev'ry night I sit here by my window
Starin' at the lonely avenue
Watching lovers holdin' hands 'n' laughin'
And thinkin' 'bout the things
We used to do

(Thinkin' of things)
Like a walk in the park
(Things) Like a kiss in the dark
(Things) Like a sailboat ride
(Yeah-yeah)
What about the night we cried?

Things like a lover's vow
Things that we don't do now
Thinkin' 'bout the things
We used to do

Memories are all I have to cling to
And heartaches are the friends
I'm talkin' to
When I'm not thinkin' of-a
Just how much I love you
Well, I'm-a thinkin' 'bout the Things we used to do

I still can hear the jukebox softly playin'
And the face I see each day Belongs to you

Though there's not a single sound And there's nobody else around
Well, it's-a just me thinkin' of The things we used to do

And the heartaches are the friends I'm talkin' to
Ya got me thinkin' 'bout the Things we used to do
Starin' at the lonely avenue

Thank you/DjDinu1989

DreamerKind said...

Is this the DK show so early? Oh, no!

"Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady,
who fell from a star.
She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says,
is the name of the star.
Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
She brings you good news. Or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas
A miracle occurred."

It's playtime. Why I didn't even correct the wonky lyrics on the last song, to be carefree. Join me.

DreamerKind said...

For Robert G Who Does And Those Still Wishing

If I Only Had A Brain

Judy Garland/Ray Bolger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RjXY_-PUbo

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never
Thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life Would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

Thank you/25glorynguts

Julie M said...

Rose, love the post today. "FUBAR" for sure will be my new favorite word. No doubt where Rob/Kristen will be on NYE, TOGETHER. Their choice, their decision, no worries. Like the idea of Rob being the fat house cat getting fatter. We all knows how he loves Kristen's cooking, something he truely appreciates. And, in turn that man of her's( yes Rob) would kill the Pope for her (figuratively of course) if he had to. Here is ringing in a grand New Year in 2012 for our lovely couple.

Vangie said...

HI ROSE, hello ladies and seasonings greetings, and i hope everyone enjoyed their christmas! well what a time, is it because of the internet, the world is so crazy to say what they so desires about people? firstly let me be honest, i totally a rob's fan, not that i'm not a kristen's fan, i just want to be honest, however she is the best actress of her generation and will be soon winning an Oscar, for sure, she is beautiful and i thank her for see what no one else sure in rob, and i hope he do appericate it,i know i spelt it wrong sorry ladies!SOMETIMES i wish i could see rob and kristen tomorrows, but bummer, thats not god's plan for the world to see the future, i do however believe they love each other allot! maybe being a rob's fan at times i think he is too in love at least he shows it more, and what what happening, all for sit next to some chick in a car, now it's nettie, speaking to her to close in a bar, doesn't the bar have music?oh boy. I'M sure that guitar was bought for rob, because i will like to think kristen and rob speaks about every thing, one thing i have to say, kristen has a friend name scott campton, she do not speak highly of rob on twitter, now she is tweeting of some carmen eletra, ex! who has the hot for kristen, and they are hanging out, as kristen is back in LA!not kristen and the guy you know-SCOTT!, but where is rob, after some comedy show he was spotted at! or boy, the age of twitter, sometimes, it is so made up, of lies, and these mags with the nettie stories! now everyone is waiting FOR NYS!All i am thinking about is that headboard rob bought, lol, A!A!i saw a photo this week of john walking bear, what a lucky dog, two lovely parents!

DreamerKind said...

Saying adieu to you, so I can greet this new day, later, in a new way.

Fondest regards out to you all.

Have an especially Happy New Year, Smitty, Gruff and Syd!

katy said...

Hi Rose and Roseland,

Excellent post!!

Diferent year, same tiring bullshit. I wish these haters (nonberts, ninnies...can't stand them anymore) would just shut the fuck up and leave Rob and Kristen alone.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas!

Take care and be happy.

Birdie said...

Rose,
You are such a clever woman. FUBAR,in a nutshell!
Dottie,
Your definition of "fan" is right on and these people are so removed from being fans.
Angelica,
So agree,I doubt any of this BS registers with Kristen and Rob.

That said, I really hope they have a great time celebrating the New Year any old way they want.

DK,
I am quite impressed that you did those exercises before heading off to sleep yesterday. You are an inspiration!

Have a great day Roseland!

Hope said...

Rose...
You are right...SAME shit, different year.

May 2012 bring Rob and Kristen continued love, success and an END to this INSANITY!!!

Hope everyone had a happy holiday!

DK....thanks for all the tunes.

sjjw said...

Morning everyone! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday...me? I sure did!

Great post Rose. I have really stepped back from all the insanity that can "swirl" around Rob and Kristen, and it's amazing what some perspective can do! All these "fans" who "want" certain things for either Rob or Kristen are no fans at all....I just want Rob and Kristen to be happy. They are doing what is best for them. Anyone who "knows better" for them is just a bit cray-cray, IMO.

And Groovie, that is way SCARY about the Rob-haters pre-planning tweets. Wow. Crazy stuff ~ sounds a bit like the lunatics on the other "side". Who has time for this? Why??

Well, I am off to take down Christmas stuff and clean out our attics. I know you are jealous.

Happy Wednesday everyone! *hugs*

sj

Lisa said...

"You know how it goes...
When you are in a serious relationship you start making your own traditions about where and how you spend the holidays.
You may have to find time to be with each of your families
But you always do it
TOGETHER."

I totally agree with that Rose! When you are in a serious relationship... the other becomes part of your family. LOL.

I'm glad Rob is spending the holidays with the important people in his life... his family... and his friends!

*I*Believe* said...

Howdy Doo Everyone!

Just checking in. Rose is always right! Tome is where the heart is and Kristen and Rob always end up together. Game over.

Hoping everyone is well!

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ali mac said...

Sitting with my feet up in front of the fire tonight, listening to the wind and rain, very cosy!

Hope everyone is having a great day/night :0)

Very cute photos of Rob leaving his parents home, heading of somewhere else.............. I know they were papz shots, but it was so nice to see his cute bye bye with his Mum, even with the bushy beard he looked well rested and fed!

beacullen said...

It still amazes me that anything that boy does is so over analyzed and disected. If he's talking to a girl, he must be cheating on Kristen, but to be cheating he'd have to be with Kristen right? omg it's old. I hope they're able to find some peace to have some peace and just have a good time together with their friends. I doubt they'll be able to do that at IOW again, maybe next year. I love your posts Rose, I just they could make some of the crazies out there think about crap they post online....but yea that's not gonna happen lol. Happy New Year!!!

ambidala said...

creepy deva vuing a deja vu but you're absolutely right and I remember reading that last year lol. Silly people never learn do they?

benny said...

hello roseland! looks like Rob is back in LA, the debunk of the drama this year was faster!happy new year to all of you
benedetta

DreamerKind said...

Good Morning! It's another day closer to a new year and I am excited!

Happy, too, that other people who want to be together, obviously are together, again, as usual.

@Rhonda
You'll be in my NYE stories loop. Hope you're planning a great night, too.

@Hope
You're very welcome! I love to share music with you and Roseland.

manjen said...

Great Post!


Hope everyone has a great day!!

olivia said...

Good morning dear Rose and Roseland,

Busy times. A **wave** and a ((hug)) to all the lovely Roseland regs. Have gotten to squeeze in several movies at the cinema.

Together, twirling, smiles and love.
Wishing them every happiness, privacy and wonderful time together with family, friends and of course, each other.

Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff, and Syd.

*I*Believe* said...

So now we know...Rob is back in LA and there will be no IOW3....but they are together....they always end up together!

Enjoy the rest of your 2011 :)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK.. and any one interested...going back to our discussion last night ... there is a movie called Hidden Treasures that fr what I have read it is a series of interviews with various artists about the background of many works of art at the Meteopolitan Museum...sounds interesting!

Hope everyone is having a great day!

Wonderful to hear Rob is in LA:)

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Oops...Metropolitan:)

Mary S said...

read this only in Russian language) Great post. Cool blog. Thank you, Dear Rose!<3

seymourblogger said...

I think they have the looniest fans anyone has ever had. Worse than Elvis and his were bad. Rudolph Valentino, don't remember back that far. Almost but not quite. I like your blog Rose. don't change anything. and you do find the very best pictures. And thank you for avoiding the papz pics.Actually they are boring.

seymourblogger said...

Actually it would help if people tweeted them all over a city when they are known to be there. That way the papz couldn't find them. How would they know? How would anyone know which was true and which was not? Protect their privacy by doing this.