Rob and Kristen-- The Force is Strong

Really? Is it true??

Well.

Well.

Well.

I'm not sure what to say about the whole

"Auntie Monica" blog.

It doesn't ring true to me.

At all.

And yeah... I know some people will say that just 

because she supposedly said something that I don't want to hear.

But that's not true.

It just seems... off.

It appeared that within 24 hours of Rob’s film
Twilight being released, they had discovered our identity, our addresses
and telephone numbers. The press were on our doorsteps, on our family’s
doorsteps, they even found our mobile phone numbers, information not
available to the general public. We were horrified at the intrusion into
our private lives.

Yet... here we have "Aunt Monica" writing about Robert

and his personal relationships...

Naming her blog "Pattinson Connect"

when she is NOT a Pattinson

Yet HORRIFIED at the intrusion

into her private life.

Does that seem... logical?

She writes a blog about one of the most

famous people on the planet and puts his name 

in the title of her blog...

And then she complains about how awful it is to have 

this kind of intrusion into her private life.

Right.

OK.

Nose as long as a telephone wire...

Any Rob fans reading this - I’m sorry to disillusion you – these
journalists invented stories back then about Rob’s ‘imaginery’ personal
relationship with his co-star. Of course the publicity fuelled the
Hollywood hype about Rob. As they say, any publicity is good publicity.

And isn't THIS convenient?

How nice of sweet Auntie Monica to let us all know

that journalists invented stories... "Back Then".

How very vague of her.

Back then.

As in 2008 when the whole Twilight

phenomenon invaded dear Aunt Monica's life?

And lets not forget Rob's imaginary personal relationship.

Nice.

Perfect.

Do you think Rob is so close to his Auntie

that he calls to let her know the status of his relationships...

whether they be imaginary or not?

The same Aunt... mind you...

That had an autographed picture from her famous nephew

that she was nice enough to share.

So close to him...

That she asked for an autograph

(who does that from a family member?)

So close that he signed it "To Monica"

and then his full name.

Sounds so personal... and sweet and loving... 

Right?

Yeah... sounds reasonable.

Fact of the matter is...

This is a lose/lose situation.

Because if this was Rob's dear sweet Auntie

then she did him a real disservice discussing his private life

something he obviously frowns upon

and which his close family and friends NEVER do.

From our sister Clare and her family there is only silence. Fame
overshadows reality.

And if it was indeed someone pretending to be

Robert's dear sweet Auntie Monica

if only to pursue a disgusting agenda

and try to get foothold on a slippery slope.

There is only silence.

The only thing I see that is overshadowed

is decency... respect... and loyalty.

Way to go Monica...

Whoever you may be.

You've really got a hold on me...

Final thoughts?

1. Outside of the PCA's

We haven't see hide nor hair of 

Robert or Kristen.

The usual tweets placing Robert all over the globe

in his never ending quest to be all places

at the same time....

But some people look at that as a bad thing.

No Rob and Kristen sightings.

It must mean they aren't together?

Not sure HOW that works exactly...

But the cling is strong with these people...

They don't seem to grasp that neither one of them

have been seen anywhere...

so why not assume they are ...

In fact...

TOGETHER?

They surely haven't been anywhere else...

With anyone else

have they?

They both seem to have gone underground

TOGETHER.

And we all know they live together

eat together

raise Bear together

Sleep together...

Don't we?

Yes.

May the cling be with you.

You know she said yes...

2. Possible sightings of Rob in London?

Who the hell knows.

I'm finding these unsubstantiated tweets

T E D I O U S

Surely

(and I have the burning need to say

"Stop calling me Shirley")

Someone

Somewhere

SOMEHOW

A fan can take a fucking picture of him.

Of her.

Of THEM.

Like one motherbitching picture.

Is that selfish of me?

Damn straight it is.

I miss Kristen's face.

I really do.

I imagine her to be all lovely and basking

in the glow of love

All rested and relaxed

And Roberts all adorable and sweet

and his buzz cut has grown back to a length

where he can pull his fingers through it again...

Yes.

I'm a selfish bitch.

I give up.

I know that they have earned this quiet time.

I realize that they deserve peace.

But I am what a I am.

And I tried.

I really did.

You saw it.

I was all for this period of drought.

But there comes a time...

One taste... it's all I need...

When you need to have a drink.

A sip.. maybe.

Perhaps just a splash of moisture.

Then we can sustain more drought...

Maybe.

Holding hands. Again.

3. I had a 3... I really did...

but I keep going back and forth between here

and twitter 

and email

and gchat

and getting all discombobulated.

So I will end here.

Before my discom becomes more bobulated.

This post has been brought to you by 

My complete and utter adoration of 

Thomas Sturridge.

I 'heard' he shaved his beard.

Would love to see that face

Only in my dreams...

Because this is how I picture him already being..

Kinda scruffy.

Which

Is

Completely

Brilliant.

Completely.

And this post is also brought to you by the Cling.

The cling runs strong in the lunatic fringe.

But I think soon...

there will be a disturbance in the Cling.

Until then...

Bye for now

Dear Rob and Kristen and George.

George Knows.

Hi George!

It feels like its been a while since I've written to you.

Doesn't seem like there is much to say, George.

I will be honest with you.

Some good news...

Bel Ami will be at the Berlin International Film Festival.

I don't know all the details yet

but this is GREAT news!

Finally.

Some interest in this movie!

Because I gotta tell you, George

I'm still wondering if I will be able to see this movie

in a theater near me anytime soon.

And I WANT to see DuRob.

Oh yes.

I do.

Completely Cute. Completely.

And are you ready for this, George?

Are you?

On Thursday, Jan. 26 in Los Angeles,

Kristen Stewart (Snow White), Charlize Theron (the evil Queen Ravenna)

and Chris Hemsworth (the Huntsman) will participate in

a brand-new edition of Moviefone's Unscripted for

"Snow White and the Huntsman"

OH GEORGE!!

Moviefone's Unscripted are the best...

THE BEST.

So cute.

So funny.

I can't wait to see Kristen interact with her co-stars!!

I can't wait to see Kristen PERIOD!

So a couple of cool thing going on, George.

A couple.

Dear Rose...

And I wanted to share a couple of questions that I

always seem to get in multiples...

I'm not sure why, George.

But I kinda went through my emails

and pulled out the most asked.

What do you think, George?

Letters within letters.

within an email 

within a blog.

Cue the Twilight Zone music please.

Rose-

Why do you persist on lying about Rob and Kristen being together?

What PROOF do you have in the 3 years you believe that they

have been in a relationship?

Not counting red carpet/on screen pictures

or obvious PR pictures

what have you seen?

NOTHING!

You and the other stupid sheep are so blind.

Give it up already.

--From Anonymous

So damn happy together.

Dear A Non--

I love this question.

I really do.

And I love how it comes with stipulations.

"Obvious PR"

Like the above picture?

or

Going in for the kissssssssss

This one?

Yeah. OK.

We have seen countless pictures of

Robert and Kristen holding hands... kissing

being all sweet and snuggly

OFF screen 

You just WISH he looked that happy to see YOU.

And people like YOU dismiss them to being PR.

That's kinda your excuse for ALL the pics of them

being all sweet and cute and coupley.

She really has a hold of him... doesn't she?

So what proof do I have?

Just that Rob and Kristen have been seen doing all 

the things couples do...

Stuff that people in relationships DO

and instead of just facing it...

You hide behind "PR".

Well...

Show me pictures of Rob with anyone else...

Or Kristen with anyone else.

Doing anything close to the above pictures.

On their own time.

Yeah.

Right.

That's why I believe they are a couple.

Because they keep acting like one.

Seriously... they NEVER look at anyone else like they look at each other.

Rose--

Are you behind BWAN and/or SillyNonstens?

They say stuff like 'ninnies' and seem to

hate the Nonstens as much as you do.

Why do you give them attention?

-- Drama Free

Dear DF--

How sweet (and rather unimaginative) of you to think of me when

reading BWAN/SillyNonstens blogs.

But do you seriously think I'm the only person out there

who has noticed the 'ninnies'?

And Three blogs/Twitter? Really?

No. This is the only blog I write for.

Although I do agree with some (not all) of what they say

And I find it amusing that they call out people

on their hypocritical bullshit

That is SO not my style.

I have never called out people by name

or made it personal.

I hate No One.

I point my finger in a general direction

and let people come to their own conclusions.

And in all seriousness?

The whole Nonsten/Robsten lunacy kinda bores me.

It just seems... tired.

I've tried to stay out of the drama pool as of late

(OK, maybe sticking a toe in now and then)

So I will leave the Ninnie stuff to the pros.

They are pretty good at making them look like idiots...

They don't need me.

Ninnie and proud of it!

How dare me.

Rose--

You are OBSESSED with Rob! How does your family feel about

their wife/sister/mother/daughter being obsessed with

an actor who doesn't know she exists?

--You suck

Rose--

You NEVER talk about Rob anymore!

You never defend him, only Kristen!

You might has well just change the name of your blog!

-- Rob lover

Dear Suck Lover--

I can't win for losing can I?

Either I'm obsessed with Rob

or I completely ignore him.

Which is it?

How confusing!

First off...

I've not 'obsessed' over Robert in quite some time.

I admire him.

I find him attractive.

I think he's adorable and funny and goofy and sweet.

I admit that I did have an obsession of sorts...

But while it might have been intense

It was also not that long lived.

Now I'm a fan. How completely boring!

And besides... I adore Kristen as well

and they are so adorably cute together.

I won't even go into the defending bullshit.

I pick what I want to talk about... or defend (as it were)

And its what hits me at the moment.

And let's face it

Kristen gets hit with way more bullshit than Robert.

And for some reason...

I feel she needs my defending more than

big strapping headboard busting Rob.

Ya know?

They never seem to get anywhere.

That's it for now, George.

There's only so much email I can look at 

without getting a stomachache.

Usually from laughing so damn hard.

I did want to touch on a couple of last thoughts though...

1. This fandom MISSES Rob and Kristen.

And they get all jumpy and irritable and annoying and needy

when they stay out of sight.

Personally...

I kinda like the thought of them all snuggled on their couch

Bear snoring next to them...

Watching some old classic movie

and eating something delicious that Kristen made.

They've had LOTS of practice. Lots.

So we have to put up with the idiots who lie

about seeing them...

And the idiots who just say shit to stir the pot.

And we have to remember that this is THEIR time.

Not ours.

It won't be too much longer.

and George...

I'm here... but I would rather be anywhere else...

2. Thomas Sturridge.

Lots of rumors about engagements

and weddings

oh my.

Will Tom and Sienna get married?

I'm not sure why that is so hard for 

me to wrap my head around.

But I do want Tom to be happy.

Wouldn't it be nice to see a picture of happy Tom?

(Yeah, I know it will be with Sienna... hahaha)

But that's OK.

As long as he is happy...

and smiling his lopsided smile.

Thanks for listening George.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Dance

A Vast Wasteland

It seems like its been forever.

Oh I know...

Rob was at the PCA's...

but turn around and he's gone.

Yeah. Exactly.

POOF

No more Rob.

And we haven't seen Kristen since before Christmas.

Impressive?

Oh sure...

They have been seen out and about

Especially at their GO TO place The Soho House...

But for the most part they have stayed out of sight.

And honestly

It's not that they haven't gone out...

You know they do.

But they've gotten quite good at being hidden...

In the open.

Right under your nose. And mine.

Of course they both have admitted that they love staying in too

You know...

Together.

They were apart for weeks at a time while working...

I guess they have lots of together time to make up for

Cooking makes Kristen happy. And Rob too.

And I imagine Kristen is learning lots of new

healthy things to cook

Having fun testing out her food on Rob...

Something I'm sure he doesn't mind in the least.

Hot Balenciaga

OK

So Kristen was chosen as the face of Balenciaga's  new fragrance.

How fucking awesome is that?

I love it.

I'm beyond thrilled for her.

And no...

I'm not one of those fashion chicks

who knows what is what...

I'm woefully lacking in fashion skills.

But I know what I like

And I'm always interested in what Kristen is wearing

because she always surprises...

and looks great doing it.

The picture above is a dress by Balenciaga...

One of my favorite looks of Kristen's.

Completely Gorgeous.

Congratulations Kristen!!

Let's Dance!

So other than going through an incredible Kristen drought

and frenzied Robert drought...

What else is new?

Not much.

Same Shit.

Different Day.

But I did have a friend tell me this amusing story...

and since there isn't much else to talk about

I thought I would share.

See...

Once upon a time

There was this wonderful couple

Fred and Ginger

"Don't forget Ginger Rogers did everything he did backwards...and in high heels!"

So one day...

Fred went out and bought a second hand bedroom set

with a second hand mattress for a guest bedroom

(I know... gross)

So Fred brings home this bedroom set...

and about a month later

Fred is on the phone...

bragging about the DEAL he got on this purchase

because he got it all secondhand cheap

(And Fred isn't lacking in funds.)

And all of a sudden...

Ginger's head turns around like an owl

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??"

And Fred was so thick that he was like...

"What... is that bad?"

Now... up to that point no one had slept on said mattress...

Only the puppy had found it comfortable.

But Ginger made Fred drag the mattress outside to the curb

for the garbage pickup...

And while it was sitting outside

The dog started jumping on it

And Ginger is yelling at him to get off of it

And then the puppy pisses on it.

Yeah? What are you going to do about it?

They finally get the puppy in the house...

and go about their business

when

 someone pulls up and starts to pick up

said pissed on mattress...

Ginger hears this and goes running outside

wearing only a t-shirt... 

(She was.. in a rush)

 Ginger is yelling...

"Stop! Stop! It's pissed!"

And then we have Fred running after Ginger

because she is barely covered

and he is worried someone will see her like that...

but Ginger doesn't get to them in time

and they get the mattress and drive away as fast as they can

thinking that maybe Ginger is trying to stop them from taking it...

And there stands Fred and Ginger.

Laughing.

In their t-shirts.

Oh that Fred.

Always getting into trouble...

Making Ginger laugh everyday.

Ginger is lucky to have Fred.

Moral of the story?

Don't buy secondhand mattresses.

Or pick them up at the curb.

And Dance.

Everyday.

Like Fred and Ginger.

LOVE their faces here... SO happy to see each other.

So anything else?

I don't know.

I've been busy mourning my Green Bay Packers.

Yes.

They lost.

No.

I'm sure you don't really care.

But I've been born and raised a Packer fan...

and to see them fall apart on such a stage

is rather heartbreaking.

It's OK, Aaron... You're still the MVP of the league.

But it does make the next few weeks less stressful.

And now I don't care about the Super Bowl.

So I can take a deep breath...

and enjoy the food

and the drink.

Especially the drink...

So this post is brought to you by Tom Sturridge.

I hesitate to say I miss him...

Because you know what happens when I do.

Within a day or two...

Pictures of him cavorting about with Ms Miller

Always seem to show up.

Careful what you wish for...

Leave him alone...

Poor sweet Tom.

You know he doesn't enjoy having his picture taken.

Even when he's supposed to like it.

He looks like he can't wait to get the hell out of there.

I adore him.

If I do have to see a picture of Tom...

Let him at least be smiling and happy.

I also don't want to say

that I want a picture of Rob and Kristen.

Because I don't.

I love this.

I'm happy for them.

I know they are happy.

Together.

Bye for now

Robert Pattinson-- Kristen Stewart

Now we know who the 'mystery' blonde is...

How absolutely adorable is this picture?

How can anyone NOT look sweet next to Betty White?

Even a buzzed Robert Pattinson.

Yes Folks.

Robert buzzed off his hair for the 

Peoples Choice Awards.

END OF THE WORLD.

Well... it's not...

But in this fandom

Everything is lame ass drama.

Let's face it.

Robert looks good any old way he chooses to wear his hair.

And if its not your cup of tea...

Couple of things.

1. Maybe Rob did it for a new role.

2. Maybe he woke up with Kristen's gum in his hair

and she had to buzz it all off for him.

3. Maybe Rob has done this before...

New Year. New Hair.

And maybe he just likes to start the new year

with his hair the way he wants to.

4. Did Rob ask for you input on his hair?

5. It's only fucking hair.

So no matter what length or style you prefer

It will grow back.

6. Robert does NOT look fat.

He looks... content.

Satisfied.

I imagine he went back home to Kristen...

And she had one of her magnificent meals

waiting for him.

Robert + Kristen = Happy

So his hair wasn't the only drama...

oh no.

Never just one drama.

Never.

Rob was drunk?

Rob was sloppy and messy in what he wore?

Rob wasn't drunk.

Do people even know what drunk looks like?

How unprofessional would he be to come to an

award show seen by millions...

And be publicly intoxicated?

Really?

It irritates me to no end that people just

fucking need to criticize him no matter what he does.

He appeared a bit solemn.

Serious.

Hardly drunk.

But he never shines as brightly when Kristen

isn't around him.

You may argue with me on that detail...

But truth is fucking truth.

Look at him when shes there.

Major difference.

Big smiles.

Smiles that reach his eyes.

(and with Miss Betty White

but who wouldn't smile with her??)

Oh of course some people claim that Rob

is ONLY drunk when he's with Kristen...

I guess when you are drunk with delusions

you have to come up with excuses as to why

Robert held Kristen's hand and kissed her

at the WFE premiere.

Right. Right.

Anyone But Kristen

As for his wardrobe?

Big fucking deal.

No... he wasn't wearing a suit.

And yeah... he was pretty casual.

But Rob knows when its important to wear a suit.

And maybe...

After weeks and weeks of dressing up and being paraded

around for BD1 promotion in suit after suit...

Just maybe he didn't fucking FEEL like dressing up.

And its the Peoples Choice Awards...

Not exactly Glam material.

I'm guessing he didn't want to go anyway...

He pretty much admitted that 

"I don't know why they have me accepting this award"

He did his part.

So back the fuck off.

Leave him alone.

His hair is fine.

His clothes were fine.

Shut up.

Dear Rose...

Bel Ami.

I'm looking forward to this...

They better not let me down and not show it around here.

I want DuRob.

Don't deny me.

Final thoughts.

1. We finally get to see Rob

looking all cute next to Betty White...

And people fucking complain.

Blah Blah Blah.

Just goes to show that no matter what he does

Or how he does it

It's never good enough for some people.

Some just fucking LIVE to whine.

Always waiting for that other shoe to drop
Always looking for the negative.

Always wanting to hate.

Rob was on TV.

He looked wonderful.

He accepted an award.

He was adorable.

 Let's leave it at that.

2. I won't even go into the whole seating chart drama.

(OK, maybe a little)

Let's just say...

People spent a considerable amount of time

debating and whining 

over whether or not Kristen would show up.

Why would she?

Would you?

Just take the intense scrutiny that Rob received last night...

and multiply that by a million

If Kristen showed up.

Who needs that?

People Choice Awards.

So not worth that.

Kristen can pick her battles.

(WFE premiere for example... heh)

Green Sheep.

3. I adore Tom Sturridge.

But you all know that.

I'm not shy about it.

I love his beard.

I love the way he dresses.

I love most of his hats

(the ratty baseball one needs to be retired)

I love his eyes.

His voice.

His lopsided smile.

And I still do.

Even with impending fatherhood.

Happy Tom

Makes for a 

Happy Rose.

This post is brought to you by Cheese.

It goes good with the whine.

(lame? Yeah... but apt. APT!)

Until next time.

Bye for now