|Now we know who the 'mystery' blonde is...|
How absolutely adorable is this picture?
How can anyone NOT look sweet next to Betty White?
Even a buzzed Robert Pattinson.
Robert buzzed off his hair for the
Peoples Choice Awards.
END OF THE WORLD.
Well... it's not...
But in this fandom
Everything is lame ass drama.
Let's face it.
Robert looks good any old way he chooses to wear his hair.
And if its not your cup of tea...
Couple of things.
1. Maybe Rob did it for a new role.
2. Maybe he woke up with Kristen's gum in his hair
and she had to buzz it all off for him.
3. Maybe Rob has done this before...
|New Year. New Hair.|
And maybe he just likes to start the new year
with his hair the way he wants to.
4. Did Rob ask for you input on his hair?
5. It's only fucking hair.
So no matter what length or style you prefer
It will grow back.
6. Robert does NOT look fat.
He looks... content.
I imagine he went back home to Kristen...
And she had one of her magnificent meals
waiting for him.
|Robert + Kristen = Happy|
So his hair wasn't the only drama...
Never just one drama.
Rob was drunk?
Rob was sloppy and messy in what he wore?
Rob wasn't drunk.
Do people even know what drunk looks like?
How unprofessional would he be to come to an
award show seen by millions...
And be publicly intoxicated?
It irritates me to no end that people just
fucking need to criticize him no matter what he does.
He appeared a bit solemn.
But he never shines as brightly when Kristen
isn't around him.
You may argue with me on that detail...
But truth is fucking truth.
Look at him when shes there.
Smiles that reach his eyes.
(and with Miss Betty White
but who wouldn't smile with her??)
Oh of course some people claim that Rob
is ONLY drunk when he's with Kristen...
I guess when you are drunk with delusions
you have to come up with excuses as to why
Robert held Kristen's hand and kissed her
at the WFE premiere.
|Anyone But Kristen|
As for his wardrobe?
Big fucking deal.
No... he wasn't wearing a suit.
And yeah... he was pretty casual.
But Rob knows when its important to wear a suit.
After weeks and weeks of dressing up and being paraded
around for BD1 promotion in suit after suit...
Just maybe he didn't fucking FEEL like dressing up.
And its the Peoples Choice Awards...
Not exactly Glam material.
I'm guessing he didn't want to go anyway...
He pretty much admitted that
"I don't know why they have me accepting this award"
He did his part.
So back the fuck off.
Leave him alone.
His hair is fine.
His clothes were fine.
I'm looking forward to this...
They better not let me down and not show it around here.
I want DuRob.
Don't deny me.
1. We finally get to see Rob
looking all cute next to Betty White...
And people fucking complain.
Blah Blah Blah.
Just goes to show that no matter what he does
Or how he does it
It's never good enough for some people.
Some just fucking LIVE to whine.
Always waiting for that other shoe to drop
Always looking for the negative.
Always looking for the negative.
Always wanting to hate.
Rob was on TV.
He looked wonderful.
He accepted an award.
He was adorable.
Let's leave it at that.
2. I won't even go into the whole seating chart drama.
(OK, maybe a little)
Let's just say...
People spent a considerable amount of time
debating and whining
over whether or not Kristen would show up.
Why would she?
Just take the intense scrutiny that Rob received last night...
and multiply that by a million
If Kristen showed up.
Who needs that?
People Choice Awards.
So not worth that.
Kristen can pick her battles.
(WFE premiere for example... heh)
3. I adore Tom Sturridge.
But you all know that.
I'm not shy about it.
I love his beard.
I love the way he dresses.
I love most of his hats
(the ratty baseball one needs to be retired)
I love his eyes.
His lopsided smile.
And I still do.
Even with impending fatherhood.
Makes for a
This post is brought to you by Cheese.
It goes good with the whine.
(lame? Yeah... but apt. APT!)
Until next time.
Bye for now