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Showing posts with label Peoples Choice Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peoples Choice Awards. Show all posts

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Robert Pattinson-- Kristen Stewart

Now we know who the 'mystery' blonde is...

How absolutely adorable is this picture?
How can anyone NOT look sweet next to Betty White?
Even a buzzed Robert Pattinson.

Yes Folks.
Robert buzzed off his hair for the 
Peoples Choice Awards.

END OF THE WORLD.

Well... it's not...
But in this fandom
Everything is lame ass drama.

Let's face it.
Robert looks good any old way he chooses to wear his hair.
And if its not your cup of tea...
Couple of things.

1. Maybe Rob did it for a new role.

2. Maybe he woke up with Kristen's gum in his hair
and she had to buzz it all off for him.

3. Maybe Rob has done this before...

New Year. New Hair.

And maybe he just likes to start the new year
with his hair the way he wants to.

4. Did Rob ask for you input on his hair?

5. It's only fucking hair.
So no matter what length or style you prefer
It will grow back.


6. Robert does NOT look fat.
He looks... content.
Satisfied.
I imagine he went back home to Kristen...
And she had one of her magnificent meals
waiting for him.


Robert + Kristen = Happy

So his hair wasn't the only drama...
oh no.
Never just one drama.
Never.

Rob was drunk?
Rob was sloppy and messy in what he wore?

Rob wasn't drunk.
Do people even know what drunk looks like?
How unprofessional would he be to come to an
award show seen by millions...
And be publicly intoxicated?
Really?

It irritates me to no end that people just
fucking need to criticize him no matter what he does.
He appeared a bit solemn.
Serious.
Hardly drunk.
But he never shines as brightly when Kristen
isn't around him.
You may argue with me on that detail...
But truth is fucking truth.
Look at him when shes there.
Major difference.
Big smiles.
Smiles that reach his eyes.
(and with Miss Betty White
but who wouldn't smile with her??)


Oh of course some people claim that Rob
is ONLY drunk when he's with Kristen...
I guess when you are drunk with delusions
you have to come up with excuses as to why
Robert held Kristen's hand and kissed her
at the WFE premiere.
Right. Right.

Anyone But Kristen

As for his wardrobe?
Big fucking deal.
No... he wasn't wearing a suit.
And yeah... he was pretty casual.
But Rob knows when its important to wear a suit.
And maybe...
After weeks and weeks of dressing up and being paraded
around for BD1 promotion in suit after suit...
Just maybe he didn't fucking FEEL like dressing up.
And its the Peoples Choice Awards...
Not exactly Glam material.
I'm guessing he didn't want to go anyway...
He pretty much admitted that 
"I don't know why they have me accepting this award"
He did his part.
So back the fuck off.
Leave him alone.
His hair is fine.
His clothes were fine.
Shut up.

Dear Rose...
Bel Ami.
I'm looking forward to this...
They better not let me down and not show it around here.
I want DuRob.
Don't deny me.


Final thoughts.

1. We finally get to see Rob
looking all cute next to Betty White...
And people fucking complain.
Blah Blah Blah.
Just goes to show that no matter what he does
Or how he does it
It's never good enough for some people.
Some just fucking LIVE to whine.
Always waiting for that other shoe to drop
Always looking for the negative.
Always wanting to hate.

Rob was on TV.
He looked wonderful.
He accepted an award.
He was adorable.
 Let's leave it at that.

2. I won't even go into the whole seating chart drama.
(OK, maybe a little)
Let's just say...
People spent a considerable amount of time
debating and whining 
over whether or not Kristen would show up.
Why would she?
Would you?
Just take the intense scrutiny that Rob received last night...
and multiply that by a million
If Kristen showed up.
Who needs that?
People Choice Awards.
So not worth that.
Kristen can pick her battles.
(WFE premiere for example... heh)

Green Sheep.

3. I adore Tom Sturridge.
But you all know that.
I'm not shy about it.
I love his beard.
I love the way he dresses.
I love most of his hats
(the ratty baseball one needs to be retired)


I love his eyes.
His voice.
His lopsided smile.
And I still do.
Even with impending fatherhood.
Happy Tom
Makes for a 
Happy Rose.


This post is brought to you by Cheese.
It goes good with the whine.


(lame? Yeah... but apt. APT!)

Until next time.

Bye for now

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Rob and Kristen- The Look of Love


What a night!
Rob and Kristen at the PCA's.
And let me tell you...
that was one of the worst award shows EVER.
Good grief.
I swear to God almost everyone there was drunk or stoned...
Perhaps both.
Queen Latifah?
I never really gave her much thought before...
but after last night?
I hope I never have to think about her again.
She was screaming and yelling
and talking to herself...
It was rather frightening.
And poor Rob/Kristen/Taylor
had to put up with her screaming at them on live TV.
JFC.

But enough on that.
Let's look at the Rob!

I honestly don't know what to say about this picture.

Um.
Man. 
Where do I start?

1. I get that Rob was color coordinated with Kristen...
but that jacket? Not feeling it.
So that means Rob will probably be wearing it for the next 2 years
and we can watch it disintegrate slowly but surely.
He seems to hang on to the ugly.
Brown Bubble Jacket anyone?

2. That look.
I have a couple of thoughts about that.
A) My son saw this picture and said to me
"Mom, your vampire is trying too hard to be brooding."
Can't say I disagree with that...
(Sorry, Rob. You know I love you)
B) If Kristen looked at the camera like that?
Oh the shit she would get.
"Can't she ever smile?"
You know its true.
Rob does it, he's all sexy and smoldering...
Kristen does it and she's miserable.

3. What's with his hair?
That most certainly isn't Edward hair?
I doe no.
(inside joke)
Rob is gorgeous as always...
Just not his best day.
Just his I'm still hot as hell but a little off day.

Head to Toe PERFECTION.

Now Kristen is another story.
She looked absolutely STUNNING.
GORGEOUS.
Love the hair.
Love the makeup.
LOVE the dress.
(How does she have such LONG legs?)
THOSE SHOES??
Incredible.
And she did phenomenally.
Yes, she was still her awkwardly adorable self...
But she did great...
and she looked great at the same time.

I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You.

This is just one of MANY pictures of Rob just staring at Kristen.
Not that I blame him, mind you...
But seriously...
The guy just couldn't stop himself.
Sweet as hell.
Can you imagine having Rob just looking at you...
ALL THE TIME?
"I'm melting... MELTING!"
comes to mind.

Keeping an eye on Kristen... as usual.

This is how Rob always looks when Kristen is up on stage.
He leans forward...
So intent on watching her.
Like he wants her to know that she will be OK...
That he is there for her.

SO PROUD OF HIS GIRL!!!
Yes, folks.
I had 'heard' that Rob was tearing up when Kristen got her award.
And I guess this is the proof of that.
Sweet dear Kristen...
All nervous and worried about having to go up on stage alone..
And Robert...
All proud and happy that she did such a great job.

This is why Rob went to the awards in the first place.
He wasn't scheduled.
He didn't win anything on his own.
He was there because Kristen wanted him there.
And because he can't refuse her anything.
And just look at his eyes!
What else do you see there besides pride and happiness?
Love.
You don't tear up about someone you don't care deeply about.
Sweet
Sweet
Moment.

So Happy Together!

Let's talk about one more thing here...
Taylor's role in all this.
Not only is he their natural spokesman...
He does have a ease and comfort on stage
that both Rob and Kristen don't possess...
But he is a good... 'beard' as it were
(Hypothetically speaking, of course. Heh)
See...
Taylor helps Kristen up the stairs...
Taylor holds on to Kristen...
Fixes her dress strap...
And then the focus isn't on Rob and Kristen, is it?
Nope.
But not only that...
Taylor is a good friend.
He's sweet and adorable to Kristen...
You can tell they obviously have a great friendship.
And that's just another nail in the 
"nobody likes Kristen" coffin.
He takes great care of her.
So if you want to make a big deal about
'almost' hand holds
and helping up the stairs...
and wonder why Robert doesn't do these things...
just remember this was not even a week ago...

This KISS this KISS!

Heh.
Yeah. This Kiss.
What do you think...
Rob and Kristen are going to be all over each other on 
some lame ass award show?
Really?
Calm down.
This picture...
in a pub 
on New Years Eve...
Says more than any silly gestures at a silly award show.

What counts are the real moments...
Not some televised bullshit.


Just Because.

Oh and I can't even deal with the bullshit drama anymore...
Because it has lost all its entertainment value.
This level of desperation isn't amusing anymore...
It's downright frightening.

I'm just going to be happy that Rob and Kristen are HAPPY.
Together.
As always.


What else can I add?
Nothing.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for Kristen!
She stole the show.
Perfection.

K for KISSING!
With acceptance comes peace.
Guaranteed Foam Free.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Rob and Kristen- As Always.

J.F.C.

..........


Shit.
OK.
For some reason when I saw this picture...
It literally (that's lit-trelly) took my breath away.
I gasped.
Loudly.
Why?
Because that's what Robert does to me.
And man oh man.
I'm having a hard time trying to breathe normally.

Maybe it didn't affect you the same...
But it's really the whole deal.
Black and White pictures seem to stand out for me.
The cigarette.
Need I go into details about how fuck sexy he makes a damn cigarette?
His hair.
His perfectly beautiful face.
The scruff.
The clothes.
The background.
His face.

I need to stop.

Intoxication Level?
Way past the legal limit.
I fucking BROKE that bitch.

*TWIRL* A Pic. And It DID Happen. Bwahahahahaha! *TWIRL*


I really don't have much to say about this anymore.
 Yes. That's Rob.
Yes. That's Kristen.
Yes. They are kissing on NYE on IOW.

THEY ARE KISSING.
(Oh and Sam never said he was going to be anywhere on NYE
But it's pretty obvious where he ended up.)

The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!


2011 has been wonderful so far, hasn't it?
Kissing on New Years Eve.
Kristen AND Rob at the Peoples Choice Awards.

And yeah... something about Rob only being there for an 'hour'.
Somehow that is a negative reflection on their relationship?
Let's say... hypothetically speaking of course...
 Rob wasn't supposed to go to the awards
Because of his shooting schedule.
So what is his REAL reason for going?
KRISTEN.
He's going for her.
She wanted him there.
He would do anything for her.
So he will be there.
For Her.
With Her.
;)

Oh sure... some ACTUAL PR for Breaking Dawn
(take notes foamers)
might be thrown in there just by their presence.
But it's always Kristen.
Always.

Does the amount of time at the award ceremony matter?
Not sure why it would.
It just limits the time we get to see Rob on TV.
And that kinda sucks.
(and I'm still not sure how accurate this hour time line is...)
But silly people.
Rob will be with Kristen
BEFORE the show.
He will be with Kristen
DURING the show.
He will be with Kristen
AFTER the show.

Not you.
Never you.
Kristen.
Always Kristen.

Cheek to Cheek

Yeah, this looks like two people who can't stand each other...


I look forward to seeing Rob and Kristen (and yeah, even Taylor)
I always love to see what Kristen will wear.
I always like to see if Rob will be buttoned correctly...
or have his shirt partially tucked in...
with his shoes untied...
And I guess he will be all clean shaven now...
because of working on BD
and I was really hoping for some scruff.
But oh well.
He will be with Kristen.
Like
NEXT to Kristen.
And I know people get annoyed that you can't just have Rob
without Kristen being brought into it.
But you know what?
Kristen is in it.
She's in his life.
She has been in his life for quite some time.
And I don't see her going anywhere anytime soon.

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with this picture.
  AND
To add to our wonderfully incredible 2011 thus far?
Rob is going to be a presenter at the GOLDEN GLOBES!!!
Um.
BRILLIANT!
Will he look like the above picture?
Will he be on stage with Reese?
Will they talk about WFE??
Will Kristen go with him?
Heh.

I can't wait!!
Ricky Gervais is the host...
and let me tell you
I LOVE Ricky Gervais.

2011 
The year that just keeps on giving!


There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with this picture.


So.
I'm all kinds of excited about tonight...
and I can't wait to see Rob and Kristen together
AGAIN.

*TWIRL*


This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for TRUTH
See it.
Know it.
Learn it.
Believe it.

T for Tome

All Roads Lead to Tome

Bye for now
♥♥♥