I don't have much to say
and you know how I always say that
and then manage to ramble on forever.
And ever too.
|You did WHAT?|
Robert was in Berlin to promote Bel Ami...
A movie I'm thinking is more and more likely I will
never see on the BIG screen.
But it was a grand time had by all...
|Yeah... I'm about to TWIRL bitches...|
Robert looked phenomenal... of course.
Even with the shorn hair.
But you know how it goes...
People need to piss on everything.
Yes... it's gross.
But it is what it is.
Rob cannot look at his co-stars without supposedly
leering at their cleavage...
Because you know
THAT'S the kinda guy Rob is.
A leering, drooling caveman
under any circumstances
control his inner manwhore.
Even when there are a million people taking his picture.
|Is that what you THINK of him?|
It still boggles my mind that people...
People who supposedly are Robert's fans
People who supposedly find his awkward
self deprecating modesty
part of his many charms
Are so damn eager for him to be some sort
of egotistical tramp.
no matter their relationship status
Bedding ANYone he can get close to.
Endless drunken nights out...
Sitting at bars.
All of that.
ALL of THAT
is preferable to these 'fans'
Than accepting that Robert loves Kristen.
That Robert prefers quiet nights at home
with the woman he loves.
The ONE woman he has loved for years now...
|Cute? Adorably so.|
Which brings me to...
Robert bought a house.
Someone showed pics of it.
Someone posted the address online.
I don't get what anyone gets out of knowing
where Rob and Kristen live.
(Yes. Rob AND Kristen. You know its fucking true)
I get that there are idiots out there
that will stop at nothing to find out every intimate
detail that can be found.
And I get that being one of the most famous couples
on the face of the planet right now
will make this knowledge more sought after...
I still don't get what anyone gets out of it.
Didn't we kinda know that Rob had bought a house?
The guy is settling down in California.
But do people ever kinda think...
About the impact of divulging this information?
Just because you KNOW it
Doesn't mean you have to tell.
Here's the thing.
|I don't want to be seen...|
People seem to forget that while
Rob and Kristen may be extremely famous right now...
That the paparazzi and the helicopters
and the lunatic fringe are stalking their every movement.
Why give them a heads up?
Why help the Fringe?
Don't you look at Rob and Kristen...
And see 2 human beings?
People who work hard for what they have...
People who love their fans.
Who love their jobs.
Who give above and beyond for people
who show up at their premieres and public appearances.
People who just want a place to call home.
A place that is safe.
A place that they don't have to worry about the Fringe
trying to get to them.
And we all know there are twisted fuckwads out there
Who are volatile
and messed up.
And who hate Kristen for having what they want.
So riddle me this...
Why do you think Robert came back to LA so fast?
It's all about Kristen.
Whoop De Do
You know where Rob (and Kristen) live.
What does that get you?
It gets them more security.
And more scary moments...
This post is brought to you by the following picture...
It's all about what's inside.
Not the madness without.
|Are you looking at me??|
I loved him being in NYC looking all happy.
I never mind seeing pictures of him.
No matter what.
As for this picture?
My first impression was
He's kinda smoldering in this pic...
Looking all kinds of sexy
But then someone said to me...
"He looks confused."
And then I thought...
He kinda does.
"What the fuck AM I looking at?"
I adore you.
Bye for now