Rob and Kristen- Again.

Something's burning.

The rancid stench of burning bitterness.
Burn Baby... BURN.

Oh dear. Oh my.

The poor wretched Ninnies.

Wrong.

Again.

(Have they ever been right?)

(Let me answer that... NO.)

They are distraught.

Kristen went to London.

Kristen is with Robert.

Again.

When a normal rational SANE person looks at the above picture...

What do you see?

Well... say if my father looked at it

(He's pretty sane... most of the time)

He would see a bunch of people walking in a

London Underground.

But of course...

My father wouldn't recognize Rob's MTV coat

or Kristen's slight frame clad in skinny jeans

and backward baseball hat.

No... he wouldn't.

But we do... don't we?

Scary?

A wee bit.

But as scary as that may or may not be

(I mean... so the fuck what if we recognize Rob's clothes

and the way he looks from behind and how Kristen walks

and her hats and... and... and...)

(Shut up)

What is even scarier is the Ninnies 

delusional reluctance to just accept 

WHAT IS.

As per usual whenever there is a picture of

Rob and Kristen together...

the excuses and rationalizations run rampant.

And they are your normal

every day run of the mill bullshit excuses

made by imbeciles who cannot accept reality.

1. "Kristen is a lesbian!"

This is the age old excuse whenever

Kristen shows up with Rob.
They need to believe that Kristen doesn't want Rob that way!

"She had a female friend staying with her over Christmas!

She must be her lesbian lover!"

Yeah.

Because its unheard of to have a female friend
 stay with you over the holidays
while your BOYFRIEND is out of town!

Only lesbians do that!

2. The pic taken from behind...

Of a group of people walking in a

London Underground...

Is somehow...

Bizarrely

Strangely

Illogically

Insanely

PR!

YES!!
Rob and Kristen are riding the tube
to promote the movie!

It's still in theaters!

 

So please random stranger who just happened

to see Rob/Kristen on the tube

and snap a picture of their backs

Keep up the great PR work!

GOOD JOB!

3. This is my favorite excuse...

Because it gets played every year.

Every fucking year.

"They don't spend Christmas together

which is what REAL couples would do.

They just spend NYE together 

which is a FRIEND thing to do!!"

Now you know...

YOU KNOW

That if Rob and Kristen had spent Christmas together

and were seen out and about...

And then went their separate ways to celebrate the New Year...

What would the Fools say then?

Eye Bee Ninnie

Well...

That Christmas is the 'friendly' holiday

and that only real couples would spend

romantic New Years Eve together.

You know I'm right.

Personally?

I think that NYE is a way more romantic time

to spend together.

I mean...

Kissing the one you love

to ring in the new year?

Promises made.

Seeing the new year dawn...

Together.

Yeah.

Brilliantly romantic.

Here's the deal.

(You know what I'm going to say here... right?)

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

 You don't have to approve.

You don't have to 'get' it.

You don't need to wonder why.

Accept it 

Or

Just keep wallowing in your bitter foam-filled hatred.

The drama isn't between Rob and Kristen...

It just exists in this fandom.

Rob and Kristen are good.

They are GREAT.

“People think they knew a lot about me before. 

They know even less now.

 People will project whatever.

 It’s a huge form of entertainment. 

As soon as you step outside your own life

 and look at it like that and think that you can shape something

 — you need to live your life. 

I’m just going to live my life, actually,” - Kristen

And she is living her life.

It just happens to be with Rob.

This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for Stupid.

It should be painful.

it is as it does.

there's no cure for it.

S for Schizophrenic.

People be crazy.

You can't possibly BELIEVE the shit you spew.

You can't.

S for Smiles.

Because you know there were BIG smiles

when they saw each other again.

Because they were Together.

Again.

And last but never least...

S for Sturridge.

Because I adore him.

Forever.

Be Safe.

Be Smart.

Be Sane.

Believe.

Until next time.

Bye for now

2013 is looking pretty (pretty) BRIGHT!

Rob and Kristen- So This is Christmas...

So it's Christmas Eve.

Are you bustling and hustling 

and enjoying your holiday?
Surrounded by family, friends
Bursting with love and happiness??

Or...

Typical Ninnie.  A Ninch? Bwahahaha!

Are you sitting on Tumblr and Twitter...
being all Grinchy?

Grumbling.
Grouchy.
Grumpy.

Is it worth it?

For one day.
Just ONE day...

Can you let your anger and bitterness go?

Peace on Earth.

Good Will towards Men.

And Women.

Its not worth it.

Being all nasty and negative.

It won't change anything.

It just shrinks your heart.

Your mind.

Your life.

This happens. Every year.

Because guess what?

No matter the drama that people try to create...

No matter the lies and the bullshit.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

END

UP

TOGETHER.

Every year it's the same tired nonsense.

Regurgitated stupidity.

And every year

Rob and Kristen

Prove them wrong 

Because they

ALWAYS

END 

UP

TOGETHER.

Seriously.

Write it down.

Live it.

Learn it.

Lean on me...

Don't worry about where Rob is...

Or where Kristen  is...

They will be just fine.

They know what they are doing.

While some are so busy hating on her...

or worrying about where she is

or where she is going...

You know how it goes.

Say it.

Out loud.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

END

UP
TOGETHER.

Year.

After Year.

After Year.

With acceptance...

Comes PEACE.

The beginning...

So this is Christmas

And what have you done

Another year over

And a new one just begun

And so this is Christmas

I hope you have fun

The near and the dear ones

The old and the young 

A very Merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear 

- John Lennon

No words needed.

So this post is brought to you by Christmas...

Happy Christmas!

I hope all of you find peace and happiness...

And are safe, warm and well loved.

And here's a couple of early presents...

Determined Rob.

Rob.

Sunglasses.

Guitar.

Walking.

Say no more.

Protective Thomas.

And my dear Thomas...

Handsome.

Loyal.

True.

Sexy.

Sweet.

A lethal combination.

One of my favorite Rob/Kristen moments.

HAPPY

HAPPY

CHRISTMAS!

No matter what you do or

how you celebrate...

SMILE!

BE HAPPY!

Rob and Kristen are.

Guaranteed.

I know something you don't know!

Until next time.

Peace.

Love.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Tom Sturridge!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM STURRIDGE!!

Tom is one of my favorite people... 

Everything about him invites me in —

His voice

His face

Even his beanie.

(yes, I did that on purpose)

Tom is beautiful.

No doubt.

And his voice....

Fuck.

His voice is pure heat.

But of his many charms...

(and there are many)

His loyal friendship

and his adorable love and devotion 

to his gorgeous baby girl are the ones

that really melts my heart.

Oh...

and his love of his red plaid shirt.

Oh yes.

He loves it.

He does.

It can't be denied.

I guess when Tom likes something...

He really really likes it.

Like really.

Likes it.

Really.

Good thing he looks great in red.

HAPPY 

BIRTHDAY

TOM!!

I hope all your dreams and wishes come true...

This post is brought to you by the number 27

That's how old Tom is today.

And this post is also brought to you by

Rob and Kristen

You think you know...

But you know even less now.

Every year its the same holiday drama...

and every year 

Rob and Kristen prove to us

that they

always 

end

up 

together.

Haven't we all learned that by now?

With acceptance comes peace.

And they have earned that much.

Until next time.

Bye for now