You may or may not have noticed that I was 'out of touch'
this past weekend.
OK... so you probably didn't notice
But it does seem that whenever I have limited access
to the internet... Stuff happens.
Well this time it was the Academy Awards.
Kristen was invited to present.
She showed up looking lovely
Perhaps a bit disheveled because she was struggling
with crutches... and nervous...
But lovely just the same.
How could she NOT be beautiful?
therefore the same lame tired 'jokes'
make an appearance.
Kristen didn't do ANYTHING wrong.
She gamely showed up...
She smiled and did her part
(and yes... she DID smile. A lot)
She got attacked by the low level
Z listers looking for attention.
I guess that is what happens.
Attention seeking 101
Criticize Kristen Stewart
and have your 5 seconds of attention.
Here's what I learned from the Academy Awards.
1. It doesn't matter what Kristen says...
There will always be people who want to put her down.
Was this Kristen BEST look ever?
No. (Cannes still wins that one for me)
But she still looked lovely.
You try hobbling around on crutches in front
of millions of people with all eyes watching
and analyzing and criticizing your EVERY move
and tell me how you would do?
I can tell you.
You would fucking FALL APART under the intense
scrutiny that tiny girl gets every day.
Every fucking day.
And for what?
As far as I know...
Kristen has NEVER criticized another actor
or said a bad thing about anyone personally.
She's not committed any crime
Or failed to show up for work.
Anyone that actually KNOWS Kristen
The one person who would ever have any right
to be personally affected by what Kristen has said or done
has chosen to love her and be by her side.
What does that tell you?
2. There are dozens of pictures of Kristen looking beautiful
but what pictures do the hags and rags focus on?
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her,” Rob says.
“No matter how many times she smiles,
they’ll put in one picture where she’s not smiling.”
And Rob should know... shouldn't he?
"That whole system of Internet journalists,
where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate.
All these people get away with doing it
because they have no responsibility to anyone."
With Stewart by his side during in the interview,
the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily,
"There are so many little nerds behind their computers,
on their little blogs."
Let's face it...
Most of these low level comedians/actors/nerdy bloggers
use the 'comb your hair' and 'Smile' bullshit
to get noticed...
And as far as insults go...
They are insignificant.
"The strangest part about being famous is you
don't get to give first impressions anymore.
Everyone already has an impression of you before you meet them."
3. I realize the hags and the rags have enjoyed these moments
of trashing Kristen for EXISTING...
But the people that matter?
They don't care what low life scum have to say.
It just makes them all the more protective.
“I felt so bad,” Daniel said. “I just wanted to pick her up,
put her in my arms and carry her onto the stage.”
“I probably would have dropped her and opened her wound again,” Daniel joked.
Kristen and Daniel obviously have a mutual friend…Robert Pattinson.
But interestingly enough, this was the very first time the two met each other.
“I felt like this was a long time coming,” Daniel said.
“I feel like we've been meant to meet.This was the perfect way.
And you know what? She is so nice—really, really nice.”
“I think that it’s awful when people misinterpret my being uncomfortable as,
like, ‘I don’t want to be here.’
It’s really the opposite- I’m too concerned."
She then added: "I absolutely love it so much.
I don’t expect to seem cool to everyone;
nor do I want to be.
I think that’s the opposite of the definition of cool.
So I don’t care at all"
"It's not a terrible thing if you're either loved or hated.
But honestly, I don't care 'cause it doesn't keep me from doing my thing.
I apologize to everyone for making them so angry.
It was not my intention." she said.
4. Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart LIKE each other.
When Jennifer Lawrence spotted her fellow actress hobbling along
with the walking aids, she rushed over to hug Kristen,
exclaiming: 'Hey, what happened, Dude?'
They both say "DUDE"
They are both young and gifted...
gorgeous and talented
They are both a bit clumsy and awkward
And say things that are misinterpreted and misunderstood.
One is cherished for being 'adorkable' and cute
One is crucified.
Jennifer Lawrence flips the finger in the press room
at the Academy Awards...
It's charming and cheeky
She's graciously goofy.
When Kristen does it?
She's a spoiled ungrateful brat
who needs to smile more.
See what I mean?
Can you imagine what would happen if
Kristen had flipped off the press at the Academy Awards?
Boggles the mind.
But no matter
she does gets persecuted for looking 'bored'
It's all about perception, I suppose.
Which is rarely... reality.
This is most definitely Jennifer Lawrence's time to SHINE
and she is glowing brightly.
She deserves all her success and awards.
But her success has nothing to do with Kristen.
They are friends.
Deal with it.
5. Last but not least...
Do you think the vitriol being spewed about Kristen
has affected Rob and Kristen's relationship?
We all know how protective Rob is
(Let's ask Nikki about that... shall we?)
Even when he's thousands of miles away...
You can be sure he is taking care of his girl.
Don't you worry about that.
And here's the bottom line.
Kristen is still prettier than you
Skinnier than you
Richer than you
More famous than you
BETTER than you.
And guess what?
Robert Pattinson loves her.
So laugh on about her hair...
or her lack of smiling
or whatever obsessive bullshit you need to spew
(because let's face it...
You can't go 5 minutes without talking about her)
At the end of the day
None of that matters.
Robert loves her.
And that's really what this is ALL about.
That is what REALLY matters.
The lame jokes will fade.
The insults will disappear...
Robert and Kristen
Chew on that.
I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters
who want to turn truth into shit.
this post is brought to you by the shit eaters.
Enjoy your shit.
I'm sure it's as bitter to swallow
as it is to spew.
1. Stop telling me to change the name of my blog.
Go write you own blog and you can
name it anything you want.
Write about anything... anyone you want!
What a concept!
2. I often get asked what I will do IF
Rob and Kristen ever break up.
I will do nothing.
What should I do?
I will continue being a fan of BOTH
Robert and Kristen.
Regardless of their relationship.
But I'm not worried.
The force is strong with them...
It's my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
And one step closer to death.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
It makes me smile
4. As long as I'm having fun
I will continue to write about
Robert, Kristen and Thomas.
I fucking adore him.
I made some pretty fantastic birthday wishes...
Let's just wait and see which ones come true.
Until next time.
Bye for now