|Happy Smiley Little Lamb|
I'm not sure where to begin...
I'm really not.
|I'm twirling, bitches... get used to it.|
Let's start with the small stuff.
|This was Rob and Nikki's relationship in a nutshell.|
1. Mrs. McDonald.
She was at the SXSW thingamajig
and gave an interview
and of course she was asked about Twilight ending...
(look at indiewire.com for complete interview)
You have the most fascinating journey out of the whole "Twilight" cast,
given how you got into acting kind of haphazardly
via "Thirteen" and now you're part of one of
the biggest film franchises of all time.
"I feel like I'm not as enveloped by that as some of the other people i worked with.
I don't view myself as what other people in those films view themselves as.
I don't think I'm a superstar.
I don't feel it's made me or it's guaranteed anything for me.
I just feel like I was a part of those things.
I can disconnect from that. All of those things -- fame,
feeling loved by people that don't know you -- I don't get excited by that.
If anything, it makes me nervous and it gives me anxiety.
I feel like I'm a part of something that isn't real."
Couple of thoughts.
1. Nikki has the most fascinating journey out of the whole
Twilight cast? REALLY???
What's so fascinating about it?
2. Yes. I don't care for Nikki Reed.
And because of that very reason
she's usually way way way off my radar.
But when she makes bitter statements directed
at BOTH Rob and Kristen...
I will comment.
Although... take note
I don't have a hater blog just to shred her apart
nor do I talk about her obsessively 24/7 on Twitter/Tumblr accts.
Just a frame of reference.
3. She is trashing Rob and Kristen...
(contrary to loony belief it was just directed at Kristen--
She does speak in plurals after all)
"I don't think I'm a superstar"
Well... thank fuck for that.
Because you're NOT.
But you tried Nikki girl... Oh you tried.
You gave Rob your best shot... you really did.
But he was never really interested in you.
You were... there.
But his heart was with another.
And you always knew it.
Is that why you remain so bitter?
You are supposedly happily married now...
(Remember? You tweeted on your honeymoon!)
Why keep throwing shade?
LET IT GO
2. Rob's Dior Ad.
Get your salt
shakers buckets dump trucks at the ready
The "SUN" wrote:
The screen star has acted out a FOURSOME with stunning models
in a new advertising campaign — picking up £8million for his trouble.
R-Patz indulges in some “arty” bed-hopping for a new Dior men’s clothing
campaign which will be appearing everywhere from May.
A Dior source revealed: “The advert is sexually explicit.
It is pushing the boundaries of what you can get away with in advertising.
“Robert is topless for part of it and kissing one of the models with tongues.
He really gets stuck in.
“There’s another scene where he takes part in a foursome
in various states of undress, although it’s not clear
whether those scenes will make the final cut."
If Rob makes some sort of sexy ad for Dior
It doesn't bother me.
It's just another role he is playing.
Why the uproar?
Rob kissing a model with tongue?
Doesn't sound like something I have EVER seen him do.
Except with Kristen.
Really not his style...
But never say never... who knows?
I mean.. he did do the above photo shoot...
With the spikes and the big ol' safety pin
and the weird cheesy material...
So again... he might surprise us?
It's the SUN.
Wasn't it suppose to be a fragrance?
1/2 a strike.
What does "He really gets stuck in" mean anyway?
1 1/2 strikes.
I guess that's 3.
But no use getting your panties in a bunch over
a supposed ad.
Time will tell.
|As soon as Rob gets to LA... who does he run to?|
3. Ah yes.
Together in LA.
I'm motherbitching big time TWIRLING.
There is a certain satisfaction in seeing
the hater lunatic fringe
scramble for excuses to explain it away.
Well... we all know that the legendary PR contract
that seems to have been signed for their lifetime
has been extended at least thru August!
Yes... very convenient.
How nice of that 'Blind Ninnie'
to help out the Fringe!
|CRINGE WITH THE FRINGE!!|
The Lunatics with the loudest screeches
were claiming just this morning...
THIS MORNING mind you
That Rob was STILL in Australia!!
They ignored the sightings of Rob on flights to LA
and clung like fleas to a hyena
that Rob was indeed staying in Australia a while longer!
(and away from Kristen!!)
And yes, I'm laughing out loud as I type this
This picture comes out
and they scream that it's 'all kinds of shady'
and I heard a whinny about it being fake
(Of course, ALL pics of Rob and Kristen together
are either fake or staged!! Didn't you KNOW that??)
It was a SET UP!
They need to sell MORE DVDS!!!
Nothing sells a DVD like a random fan pic!
I already have my copy of BD2...
but just seeing that picture makes me want to go
out and buy another copy!
Who cares if it already sold zillions of copies!
No mind that it's ILLEGAL and IMMORAL
No worries that there is NOTHING LEFT TO PROMOTE.
You hold on tight to that PR theory!
The only thing Rob and Kristen are promoting
is that they are in fact...
and still remain
It must really REALLY suck to be continuously
butt-fucked time after time...
John McClane: Oh, you're in charge. Well, I got news for you, Dwayne.
From up here, it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne Robinson: You listen to me, you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.
Over and over again...
But you must enjoy it on some level...
Rob and Kristen will continue to live their lives
the way they want to...
You can call them all the bitter vile names in the book
But it doesn't
You know how it goes by now.
Because truth is fucking truth.
ROB AND KRISTEN
|The beginning... and they remember every detail.|
"He does this cool little move and we are
dancing around each other.
We still talk about this scene and how fun it was.
He remembers what I was wearing.
I remember everything about that day."
This post is brought to you by LOVE
My complete adoration of
And as much as I love seeing pics of him
and his adorable baby girl...
How many pics do you need to take of the same thing
day after day?
Sienna carrying Marlowe.
Sienna carrying Marlowe.
Tom carrying Marlowe.
Sienna carrying Marlowe.
She's all kinds of gorgeous..
But come on.
Tom doesn't look happy.
I like happy Tom.
Until next time.
Bye for now