You know how the saying goes...
"Which do you want to hear first...
The Good news...or the Bad news?"
I kinda compare it to the stand out line
in the highly underrated Bruce Willis classic...
The Last Boy Scout.
Head or Gut?
So that's what I decided to do today...
1. Good News.
Juliette Binoche, Tim Roth and Robert Pattinson are attached to
“The Childhood of a Leader,” a new drama directed by Brady Corbet
I'm always excited to see Rob on the BIG screen.
And you gotta love the six degrees of Juliette Binoche.
Good for her!
2. Bad News.
The shit eaters out there.
You know who I'm talking about...
They seek out anyone remotely connected to
Kristen (and Rob, too)
And leave rude, vile comments
on these peoples instagrams/twitter/facebook accts.
I can't imagine the amount of time they spend every day
searching out this information.
And even though their agenda is clear...
To perpetrate lies and sick innuendo against Kristen
to anyone she has worked with or knows...
What kind of sick psycho lunatic DOES that?
Why would anyone go to such lengths to hurt someone
they don't know?
Well... here's the thing...
It's not working.
Rob and Kristen keep working...
Keep getting endorsements
and making buckets of money.
They are still in each other's lives...
They are living well.
But it does splash the fandom with their shit.
"Ignore her she's a RPattz fan"
"Don't pay attention to the crazed Krisbian"
They aren't really fans.
They are all about the hate.
That's it. That's ALL they do.
They are shit eaters.
And if you follow them...
Encourage their lunatic behavior
(and come on, you know something is NOT right with these people)
What does that say about you?
It makes you fucking smell like SHIT, too.
You must be sooooo proud.
3. GOOD news.
KRISTEN STEWART is new face of Chanel.
The 2013 Métiers d’Art Paris‐Dallas collection campaign
has been shot by Karl Lagerfeld and will be released in May 2014.
Kristen might not be your typical fashion icon...
But Karl knows what he is doing.
I'm at a place right now...
That as long as people don't hate on Rob and Kristen
I don't give a fuck what they believe.
I don't care if you like them
or dislike them
or think that Rob is out with his 1054th
I will continue to mock the lunatic fringe...
and how they so desperately push their agenda
(and hey? This is on both sides of the fence)
Take for example...
this recent 'sighting'
"Um so just waiting for the 12 bus in Peckham with Robert Pattinson."
"He didn’t get on the bus, he was hanging out next to the bus stop
then walked off to better pursuits I guess."
"Friends, and at one point holding hands with a blonde with glasses!!!"
The Fringe descended on this girl
and I have to admit she handled herself pretty well.
Rob hanging around a BUS STOP at 3am?
Does that make even a sliver of sense?
Come on now.
I'm chalking this up to another
Because Blonde or no Blonde
Robert Pattinson isn't going to hang around a bus stop
in the wee hours of the morning.
You can't convince he would do that...
And as for the Dylan push?
Talk about desperation.
And seriously... stop throwing this bullshit at E!
or other rags hoping they will run with it.
E! has shown their obvious lack of 'sources'
when they boldly claimed that even though they didn't
know where Kristen was going
They knew where she wasn't going.
Everyone pretty much knew Kristen was heading
to Dallas for the Chanel event...
My dog farts better facts than E!'s sources.
A REAL sighting of Rob
out and about in London with friends.
Sorry... No Dylan
or any blonde with glasses...
but he does have a big ol' smile on his face
and that my friends...
I'm hoping that Rob's English accent
will come back stronger now after spending
some time in London.
Gotta admit he's lost a bit of it over time
spent in the U. S. of A.
So I'm looking forward to hearing him talk again.
Everything is coming up Rosabotanica!
On my last blog post...
I simply stated that I didn't believe Kristen
(and I still don't believe she is)
All hell broke loose.
I'm not quite sure why.
I have gotten a lot of emails asking
me what I thought about that topic...
So I answered it.
But for reasons I still cannot fathom...
Some people got all bent outta shape over it.
Like it was a personal insult directed at them.
I'm not sorry that I put MY opinion on MY blog.
It's kinda what I do here.
If you have a problem with what I say...
or how I say it
How about coming to me about it?
Wouldn't that have been best way to handle it?
Here's my last words on this topic...
You can knit her booties
and be on high alert 'bump' watch.
GO FOR IT.
It doesn't matter to me.
Just leave me out of your self inflicted drama
from now on...
Tom and Rob
in the same frame of a picture.
Oh how I have missed thee...
Let me count the ways.
I missed thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach,
when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
Something like that.
I adore Tom.
I love that Rob and Tom
Through it all.
If I could choose anyone to be on my side?
It would be Tom.
10. Green Sheep.
People often ask me what it means.
But it's not a person.
(contrary to what some may believe.)
It's a feeling.
(and isn't the Green Sheep that he sent to me
just fucking adorable??)
Green Sheep Fucking Forever.
And I do.
I can't believe I got to 10.
And here I thought I didn't have much to say.
This post is brought to you by
the line in the sand.
New Years Eve seems to be the line
where people seem to rest their hopes and dreams.
As much as some people would love it
if Rob and Kristen would perform on cue
They have never let other people
dictate what they say or do...
You only set yourself up for disappointment
if you constantly expect them to live
their lives... by your expectations.
Will Kristen go to London?
Will they ring in the New Year together
like they have for the last few years?
Time will tell.
But no matter what...
It will be OK.
Until next time.
Bye for now