Couple of Thoughts...

1. Kristen was FANTASTIC in CAMP X-RAY!!!

I loved it.

I loved her.

 I loved Peyman Moaadi.

I loved how Kristen can always make me feel

and think... and cry.

2. Rob was AWESOME in The Rover.

I finally got a chance to see it.

And I will admit... Bleak, futuristic stories

aren't usually my cup of tea...

Rob was wonderful.

Believable.

And yeah... He made me cry, too.

Isn't it wonderful that BOTH

Rob and Kristen

are taking on challenging roles

and getting praise for them?

3. Rob has a new girlfriend.

He does.

You don't have to like it... or her
I don't really care where you stand.

But it is what it is.

He was seen holding hands and smiling

and shopping and stuff.

Now...

I will admit that I would prefer

he was hanging out with Kristen

But hey

Rob doesn't take my advice on who he dates.

As far as Twigs go...

I remain indifferent.

She just doesn't matter to me.

Sorry.

She's spending time with Rob

 So I'm supposed to automatically

behave like some of the "Rob Only" fans out there

who SWOOOON and cream their panties over her
and act like her biggest fans?
Yeah. Sure.
(No)

Because let's be honest

They don't give a fuck who Rob holds hands with...

as long as it's NOT KRISTEN.
(You know its true.)

I'm not going to hate on Twigs.
I have no reason to.
Besides...
That's such a Nonsten/Nonbert thing to do.
And who wants to be bitter and angry
all the damn time like they are?

To each their own.

4.  Kristen is in a GREAT place.

Did you listen to her interview with Josh?

She was happy and relaxed and funny.

She looks incredible.

She's getting FANfuckingTASTIC reviews for her movies.

In a recent interview she said:

"I'm really happy right now, overly happy," she says. "I'm definitely not looking furtively — I like to look around at (things). I feel great. I'm not overcoming fear right now."

  "I'm super happy and challenged and inspired and relaxed."

Does she sound like someone who is crying and miserable?
Like someone who is pining away for anyone?

Let me answer that.

NO.

"It's silly. 

(Outside judgment) is so transparently a projection.

 It's so insular.

 It has nothing to do with me. 

It's everyone else's hangups."

5. Rob in back in Toronto!!

Idol's Eye!

Robert De Niro!!!

Shaggy is BACK 

BIG TIME.

(not sure what to make of that shirt, though...)

I'm glad Rob is back on set
and I can't wait to see
what he will look like in character.
And can't WAIT to see all that hair
he is hiding under that beanie...

6. When are the Baby Brigade going to admit they lied?
Rob and Kristen are NOT married with a child.

Isn't that painfully obvious by now?
Instead of admitting that they have been
mind fucking their followers
What do they do?
Well... of course they keep lying!

"Rob is helping Twigs career!"
"Rob and Kristen are Twig's agents!"
"Rob was dealing with a spoiled diva
so that's why he was with her all week"
"Rob is just with Twigs to get attention
away from Kristen and SweetPea"
"Rob and Kristen are just fine!"

Jesus.

Rob and Kristen aren't 'together'.
Say it.
Out loud.
Say it.

Stop with this bullshit.
Rob isn't cheating on Kristen.
Rob isn't hanging out with Twigs
as some sort of PR move for her career.
Rob is dating Twigs.
What happens when Kristen starts dating someone?
Then what?

People need to stop using PR
as their GO TO excuse.
Rob and Kristen were PR.
Rob and Twigs are PR.
Kristen and Nic are PR.

(How many times did I type PR?)
(How many times did I type Twigs?)

It's a TIRED and PATHETIC excuse
to explain away things you don't want to accept.


This post is brought to you by Shippers.

I will always have hope for
Rob and Kristen.
Always.
I love Love.
But that's it.
One ship.
Only ship.

Even if Kristen starts hanging out
with Nicholas Hoult
(who I think is quite cute)
Or anyone else for that matter...
I'm not shipping it.
Nope.

And isn't it amusing how the
"NONSTENS" have now become the SHIPPERS?
BWAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
But that is funny shit.
All the talk of the EPIC LURVEEEEEE!

Oh man...
You can't make this shit up!
TwigBerts!

And as always
This post is brought to you by
my complete adoration of Tom Sturridge.

He makes me happy.


Until next time.

Bye for now.

Relax.

It will be OK.

Save the Best for Last

Before you go any further...

Remember that if you don't have a sense of humor,

are paranoid and defensive

or can't understand the concept of sarcasm...

STOP RIGHT NOW.

Consider yourself warned.

Summer has been busy, hasn't it?

I mean...

We are already half way through July!

I'm not a fan of summer.

Never have been.

Too hot.

Too many bugs.

Too many people.

And not enough weekends to get everything

in that you need to do.

Everyone jams every party

and wedding and get together

into 3 short months.

It's exhausting.

So where are we with Rob and Kristen 

so far this summer?

Well.

The Rover came out.

We got some delicious Rob promotion.

Seriously...

Black and white

scruffy

sunglasses

smiling

Hand heading for the hair...

That's pretty fucking OK.

Yeah... it wasn't a box office smash...

but you know what?

Rob was!

He was amazing.

Critics loved his performance.

And he wore sunglasses with scruff

with a big smile on his face at Cannes.

Truly.

LIFE is good.

Kristen has had an equally wonderful summer.

Cannes.

Sundance.

Paris fashion week.

Kristen cut her hair...

and rocked every strand.

I swear.

The girl can do any style

any color

any length

and still look better than anyone.

KSIBTU

OK then.

let's discuss the following picture.

A picture of Kristen walking with her friend.

That's all it is.

So what were some of the clever deductions

of a picture of two people walking?

Kristen is gay.

She cut her hair!

She's walking with a woman!!!

Why can't she stay away from her??

They share t-shirts!

Why must she hang out with girls???

Kristen is wearing her t-shirt pulled out again...
Is that a bump?

Does this mean she's pregnant again already??

SHE'S WALKING WITH HER FRIEND!!!

WHY GOD WHY???

Honestly.

1. Kristen cut her hair for a movie role.

Since when is that a sign of being a lesbian?

Hair length doesn't determine sexuality.

2. Kristen is walking with her good friend.

She hangs out with her female friends.

For some reason...

other women can hang out with friends
(AND cut their hair short)

and it is perfectly acceptable.

Normal.

Kristen does it and she is immediately 

harboring a secret lover.

3. When Kristen and her friend 

wear the same t-shirts

its considered an epic romance!

When Kristen and Rob share t-shirts

it's considered...  coincidence.

Double standard?

And convenient how people overlook

ALL OF THE CLOTHES SHARING

between Rob and Kristen and their friends

in the past.

4. I received an email telling me

that i was DELUSIONAL if I didn't see

how gay Kristen was.

Well.

It's because I'm not desperate to separate her

from her years long relationship with Rob.

The Robsessed Mommies out there

who hate Kristen with the heat of a million suns

will cling to ANYTHING

to push the picture of Rob and Kristen 

together out of their minds.

She must be gay...

because then it means that 

Rob NEVER touched her or was intimate with her!

It was all PR!

It was fake!

SEE???

Rob is still chaste and pure

and free of Kristen!

He's still OUR Rob!

It never happened!!

Except it did.

There are countless pictures

of Rob and Kristen

kissing

holding hands

Sharing a home.

Sharing dogs.

Sharing a life.

You can't erase that

with your shrill desperate cries.

Final Thoughts.

1. I don't need fake sources

and made up 'experts'

to believe in Rob and Kristen.

I have hope and faith in them...

I don't need bullshit lies

from needy people who are desperate

for attention so they just make shit up

and stick a 'FACT' sticker on it.

There is no chance in hell

that there is any source

that is revealing such intimate personal information

to anyone.

Especially people who immediately

scream said intimate personal information

from the highest mountain they can find.

Not happening.

Ever.

2. The word "TRUTH" is thrown about

pretty handily in this fandom...

So hows this?

The TRUTH will show itself soon enough.

It always does.

3. Some people can't seem to go a day

without mentioning this blog or my name.

Obsessed much?

And truly... stop playing the victim.

Nobody is buying it.

Did you really think you could relentlessly

attack people who disagreed with you

and call them vile disgusting names

and not have it handed back to you?

You reap what you sow.

This post is brought to you by:

Rob and Kristen...

Saving the Best for Last

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Sometimes the sun goes round the moon

I see the passion in your eyes

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish

You'd tell me this was love

It's not the way I hoped or how I planned

But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face

Isn't this world a crazy place?

Just when I thought our chance had passed

You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

And last and definitely the BEST...

Thomas Sturridge.

I.

Adore.

Him.

Until next time.



Bye for now

Remember...
LOVE is LONG.

Bee Leave

Look at this picture.

So much drama out of something so simple.

1.  Rob got pulled over!

(except it doesn't look like anyone is in the police car

Unless its a robot cop car in which case

I suppose anything is possible!)

2. Rob was going to Kristen's house!

3. Rob was coming from Kristen's house!

4. Rob was coming from any number of mysterious

blondes/brunettes/redhead's houses!

5. Endless circles of all colors to show everyone

where Rob really was!!

SEE!! He wasn't near Kristen!!

6. Rob was wearing a hat that Kristen wore

sometime in the near or distant past.

Or she will wear it.

Soon.

7. Rob was going to the car wash!

(we can only hope)

8. That picture wasn't taken Saturday.
It was Friday. Or Monday.
Or some other day
because for reasons unknown its
a life or death situation to know exactly
WHEN Rob was driving that car.

The point is...

The real focal point of these pictures

is the fucking car!!

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

It's the CLOWN CAR!

I wasn't even sure he still had that car

let alone still drove it!

Wonder where it was stored ALL this time?

Heh.

Let's see...

Imagine that you are an 80+ old hag

whose only claim to fame is insulting anyone

who gets you attention.

So you write a book.

It's a 'comedy' book.
No one cares.
Who has a loud and protective fanbase?

Insert Kristen Stewart.

Now here's the deal.

Joan Rivers is a comedian.

Her thing is to insult famous people

as rudely and crudely as possible.

Hey... those who can't...

spew shit at those who can.

Thing is...

If people would just let it go

(And I'm really looking at you Gossip Cop...

was it necessary to retweet that article endlessly?)

It would disappear.

But no.

And now she has said Kristen's lawyers

have contacted her lawyers.

Is this even true?

Or another attention ploy by Joan?

Has anyone but her said anything about this?

Should we take her word for it?

After dealing with 2 years of lame and pathetic insults

Why would she call out Joan Rivers?

It doesn't make much sense to me.

It doesn't seem her 'style' 

I don't know if I believe it.

I mean... if it IS true...

I get where sometimes you just want to fucking

draw that line and say 

'Stop already'

ENOUGH.

But it still doesn't ring true to me.

I guess time will tell.

The Rover.

*sigh*

I guess the Box Office wasn't that great.

But isn't the important thing

the praise that Rob got playing the part?

Shouldn't that be the focus?

Instead we get...

1. Kristen sued Joan Rivers

JUST to hurt the Rover's box office.

(yes, people really said that)

2.  Endless arguments over whose movies

did worse than his movies that did

better than her movies that made more money

than his movies and were seen by more people

than her movies.

3. It's fairly obvious to me that 

both Rob and Kristen choose movies based on the story

and who they will be working with.

I'm not saying they wouldn't like one of their movies

to be a 'phenomenon' again

(can't you just hear Oprah saying that?)

But they didn't expect Twilight to go that route either.

It's the work that is important.

It's getting recognized for that work.

And I think both Rob and Kristen

are doing just that.

4. Yes you CAN be a fan of both

Rob and Kristen.

Only bitter hags believe otherwise.

Sorry if that particular shoe fits...

But you know how the saying goes.

This could be happening RIGHT now...

Someday Soon...
You will
Bee
Leave.

Let's talk conspiracies!!
YaY!!! FuN!!

1. Rob and Kristen were never together
and just posed all loving and cute for paparazzi
because we all know how much they LOVE the paps
and that they would pimp out their private relationship
for money and promotion.

2. That not only are Rob and Kristen secretly
married... but they have a 3+ month old baby.
(age? sex? location?)
No matter that no one else in the world has EVER
thought Kristen looked remotely pregnant in any way.
Is it odd that no one else noticed?
Two of the most photographed and hounded
celebrities in the world...
and nothing from anyone.
I truly don't give a fuck what people believe...
The only reason I even bring this up is because it came
to my attention that Lamey talked about it on her site.


"I keep getting these emails, usually twice a week,
 from random Twi-Hards (is that redundant?) 
trying to convince me of their latest conspiracy:
 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a secret baby 
and we all missed her pregnancy."

Lainey is a bitch when it comes to Rob and Kristen...
So why write to her about this?
WHY... CHUCK.... WHY???
Good fucking grief.
I swear... Sometimes this fandom puts the Ass in Embarrassing.

3. That Rob is currently going out with either
Rebecca Dayan (a model!)
or
Imogen Kerr (Dakota's friend?)
(actress? model? No idea)
Rebecca was seen going to THE ROVER premiere
So yeah... that's all it takes.
As for Imogen...
She was seen with Rob one night
(with a group of people)
and somehow its 'confirmed'
So yeah... that's all it takes.
And lets not forget KATY PERRY!!!
Every other day he is hooking up with her!!
HOW DOES HE DO IT??
And honestly... did he ever break it off with Dylan and Riley??
Remember...they were CONFIRMED too!
Does Rob just rotate on a daily basis?
Rob has his own version of
Sister Girlfriends!
(New this September! Only on E!
Check local listings for channels in your area)
And somehow no one ever gets anything more
than Rob in the same space as these people.
Sometimes not even that.
So yeah... that's all it takes.


This post is brought to you by the word Conspiracy.

It's really not that complicated.
Or serious.

And no matter what happens in the lives of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
it shouldn't affect yours so profoundly.

Live your life.
You can't live theirs.

And this post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge.
Who has managed to be in a relationship
(With high profile Sienna Miller)
and have a real (utterly adorable) child
with relatively little drama.

Bright are the stars that shine..
Dark is the sky.

He is one of those shiny bright stars.

Until next time.

Smile and be happy.

Bee
Leave.

Bye for now.

Stop! In the Name of Love!

I'm not sure what to write about.

Hmmm.

Rob was Australia and did a premiere

for THE ROVER.

The movie is getting great reviews

Especially Rob.

Isn't that wonderful?

Kinda like how Sils Maria 

was getting great reviews in Cannes

Especially Kristen.

Seriously the most gorgeous picture of Kristen. Ever.

Isn't that wonderful?

Shouldn't you be happy if you are a fan of Rob and Kristen's?

Their future is so bright!

But yet... Drama still spins.

Let's see...

1. There was a picture of Kristen in L.A.

But wait... isn't she still filming in NOLA?

But...

OH NO

So she's on her way to NYC?

Well...

There was a picture of her actually IN L.A...

(You know... her and Rob have some major 

dog discussions coming up. Important plant planning.

These things take hours and hours... Maybe days. Weeks.)

But then again

There was a tweet about seeing her going to NYC.

And a lot of 'photo assumption'

Which is what this fandom EXCELS at.

So where the hell is she?

Last known location... L.A. California.

Anything else we are waiting on receipts.

I do love how she is able to fly all over the place

without much notice.

Just makes you think how many times 

she has gone somewhere and never been seen.

2. There was a Vine video.

Gotta admit...I kinda hate them.

All jumpy and loud and annoying.

But this one had Kristen in it.

And you can hear her say "Me and Rob"

and possibly "kissing" "work"

I don't know.

I only watched it three times.

At first people said 

IT WASN'T HER

But I'm satisfied that's her voice.

I think everyone kinda knows that much.

And I'm told that the video was from NYC

 people said from March...

My point?

I have no fucking point.

I'm pretty fucking sure that Rob and Kristen

Not only talk...

But SEE each other.

Regularly.

So the fact that Kristen talks about Rob

is not really surprising.

(but lotsa cute that it was on video)

Either was the Ninnie response

"Kristen put that out there and talked about

Rob to stay relevant!"

Yeah. OK.

Because she needs to put out a bizarre

vine video that was months old...

to stay relevant.

Sure. Sure.

3. Joan Rivers.

She made a nasty comment about Kristen in her book.

People made MUCH more of this than deserved.

Yeah...she's a dried up old bitch.

But this is her fucking shtick...

WHO CARES what she says?

Unfortunately people throw in Rob or Kristen's name

to get attention.

It's been going on for years.

(Hello Donald Trump)

I can tell you one thing for sure...

Tweeting at her and ranting at her

doesn't hurt her at all.

She wants attention.

Why give it to her?

Why give it to anyone who slams Rob or Kristen?

This fandom's 'rabid' reputation is embarrassing.

And people push the buttons 

and get the desired result.

5. Lots of random bizarro bullshit.

I'm not even talking about the invisible 'bump'

that has now led to an invisible baby.

I guess if people want to cling to that...

Go for it.

But now I've heard some people think Kristen has stretch marks?

Um. 

What?

NO.

Just NO.
Absolutely NOT.

*sigh*

6. E! Online and Gossip Cop

Does anyone believe anything they write anymore?

E! has been continuously wrong about Rob and Kristen.

They STILL bring up Riley and Dylan.

They can't even admit how off the mark they were.

As for Gossip Cop?

They did actually used to 'bust' bad gossip.

(let's face it... isn't it ALL bad?)

Now?

Now they repost shit that most people would

never see 

Just because it has Rob and/or Kristen attached to it.

Horrible vile bullshit.

And here is just another case of someone

using Rob and Kristen to get hits.

Gossip Cops comment section is legendary 

for attracting the most extreme of the Lunatic Fringe.

Bravo! You must be so proud!
You are now the bottom of the barrel!

And.

For someone to suggest that E! and GC are somehow

on Rob's payroll...

for the SOLE purpose of trashing Kristen?

Blatant Rubbish!

There is no upside for Rob to do such a thing.

Just like all the Robsessed Ninnies who seem to think

Kristen has devised some scheme to sabotage Rob.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

I know it's hard for some to realize

but Rob and Kristen aren't enemies.

They aren't competing.

They aren't out to hurt the other.

You really think Rob's 'team' would push

July 2012 as a way to hurt her?

You really think he wants that being brought

up over and over again?

They both get slammed when that is mentioned.

So why would they?

Makes zero sense.

And I know that those deepest of the Robsessed Mommies

out there really want to believe that 

Rob has nothing to do with Kristen.

But oh...

Oh dear.

Won't you be surprised?

7.  Tom Sturridge

Completely adore.

Always.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the fandom police.

Stop it.

We don't need you.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion

and being able to speak about it on Twitter.

You don't get to decide what is good

bad

or anything else.

As long as they aren't HURTING or trashing someone

personally... professionally

Then back the fuck off.

Not everyone is going to agree

and in this fandom...

that is sadly more true than ever right now.

But don't you find opposing viewpoints... interesting?

Surely having everyone thinking the same thing

without variation... is...

Boring? Stifling?

Ab(by)normal?

(Bwahahaha... fucking LOVE Young Frankenstein)

How about to each their own?

Even if its wrong.

Heh.

Until next time.

Remember...

Love

is

Long.

Bye for now.