10 Random Thoughts.

1. No.
I'm sorry (not really)
but when a man possesses
one of the BEST heads of hair
in quite possibly the whole damn world...

You don't fucking mess with it.
Because why?
Because you can?
Fine. It's your hair.
Point taken.
Now put away the scissors and clippers.

Thank you.

2. Kristen Stewart.

Hard working actress.
Critically acclaimed.
Legit Oscar push.
Fucking THRILLED for her.

Six Movies
in no particular order...

CAMP X-RAY

STILL ALICE

ANESTHESIA

EQUALS

AMERICAN ULTRA

CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA

Luminous.

Her work speaks for itself.


3. Robert Pattinson.

QUEEN OF THE DESERT

LIFE

Rob has a certain quality that
makes him look great doing 'period' films...
He wears it well.
I miss watching him onscreen.

I need these movies in my face.

ALL OF THEM.
Both Kristen and Rob's.
Like yesterday.
Why must we always wait so long?

4. Will we ever see this again?
I hope so.

But I can honestly say
I'm OK with whatever path they choose.

I adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
Together
or
Apart.

5. I will always adore Robert Pattinson.

No matter how many times

I get scary intrusive obsessed hags telling me

"You were never his fan".

I have never turned my back on him.

Even when I don't always agree with where he is going

or what he is doing.

I still find him endlessly fascinating

and riveting onscreen.

6. I will always adore Kristen Stewart.

Even when I don't agree with what she says...

or she does something that I don't understand.

I have never turned my back on her.

If anything...

All the vile attacks on her has made me

realize how strong and resilient she truly is.

She's put up with a lot of shit...
and she's still standing
better than ever.
Gotta love that.

It's exciting to be Kristen's fan right now.

I find her captivating onscreen.

She always makes me think...

and feel...

and anxious for her next movie.

7. I love Tom Sturridge.

He's BRILLIANT.

 I guess that's all I have to say about that.

I pray that they will leave me alone now...

8. Why is it that every time someone
defends Twigs...
They feel the need to trash Kristen at the same time?
How about you leave her out of that drama?
She has NOTHING to do with Twigs.
The Robsessed lunatics cannot let Kristen go.
Even when they have 'supposedly' gotten
what they have always wanted.
They keep rehashing old tired bullshit.
They HATE that Kristen is looking gorgeous
and her career is doing so well.
It KILLS them.
(and I love it)
Sorry.
It's 2014.
Not 2012.
Only Rags and Hags are clinging to those
50 pictures.
No one else cares.
Get the fuck over it.

9. I care about Rob.
And it makes me sad to see how so many people
have turned on him... so quickly.
I think people expect him to just never change
and always be the lovable smiley guy he was in 2008.
He's older.
He's wiser.
He will grow and change.
That's life.
I just wish people were talking about
Rob's career...
and not just his hair
or grabbing his girlfriends ass.

10. There is no PR relationship.
Never has been.
Rob and Kristen weren't PR.
Rob and Twigs aren't PR.
Don't you realize how insulting that is to
BOTH Rob and Kristen
when you say he is with Twigs
as some sort of obligation?
What kind of fans want Rob to be a liar
who would put some bizarre
business venture in front of his wife and family??
And honestly...
(who throws a shoe?)
Who pretends to date someone for an investment?
No one... that's who.
Sometimes the simplest explanation
is the one right in front of you.
Rob and Kristen are not married.
Rob is now with Twigs.
Like it or not...
It's the way it is.

This post is brought to you by Scarecrows

I see people saying
"Use your brains!"

Funny that.
 Those asking people to use their brains...
are obviously not following their own advice.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Save the Best for Last

Before you go any further...

Remember that if you don't have a sense of humor,

are paranoid and defensive

or can't understand the concept of sarcasm...

STOP RIGHT NOW.

Consider yourself warned.

Summer has been busy, hasn't it?

I mean...

We are already half way through July!

I'm not a fan of summer.

Never have been.

Too hot.

Too many bugs.

Too many people.

And not enough weekends to get everything

in that you need to do.

Everyone jams every party

and wedding and get together

into 3 short months.

It's exhausting.

So where are we with Rob and Kristen 

so far this summer?

Well.

The Rover came out.

We got some delicious Rob promotion.

Seriously...

Black and white

scruffy

sunglasses

smiling

Hand heading for the hair...

That's pretty fucking OK.

Yeah... it wasn't a box office smash...

but you know what?

Rob was!

He was amazing.

Critics loved his performance.

And he wore sunglasses with scruff

with a big smile on his face at Cannes.

Truly.

LIFE is good.

Kristen has had an equally wonderful summer.

Cannes.

Sundance.

Paris fashion week.

Kristen cut her hair...

and rocked every strand.

I swear.

The girl can do any style

any color

any length

and still look better than anyone.

KSIBTU

OK then.

let's discuss the following picture.

A picture of Kristen walking with her friend.

That's all it is.

So what were some of the clever deductions

of a picture of two people walking?

Kristen is gay.

She cut her hair!

She's walking with a woman!!!

Why can't she stay away from her??

They share t-shirts!

Why must she hang out with girls???

Kristen is wearing her t-shirt pulled out again...
Is that a bump?

Does this mean she's pregnant again already??

SHE'S WALKING WITH HER FRIEND!!!

WHY GOD WHY???

Honestly.

1. Kristen cut her hair for a movie role.

Since when is that a sign of being a lesbian?

Hair length doesn't determine sexuality.

2. Kristen is walking with her good friend.

She hangs out with her female friends.

For some reason...

other women can hang out with friends
(AND cut their hair short)

and it is perfectly acceptable.

Normal.

Kristen does it and she is immediately 

harboring a secret lover.

3. When Kristen and her friend 

wear the same t-shirts

its considered an epic romance!

When Kristen and Rob share t-shirts

it's considered...  coincidence.

Double standard?

And convenient how people overlook

ALL OF THE CLOTHES SHARING

between Rob and Kristen and their friends

in the past.

4. I received an email telling me

that i was DELUSIONAL if I didn't see

how gay Kristen was.

Well.

It's because I'm not desperate to separate her

from her years long relationship with Rob.

The Robsessed Mommies out there

who hate Kristen with the heat of a million suns

will cling to ANYTHING

to push the picture of Rob and Kristen 

together out of their minds.

She must be gay...

because then it means that 

Rob NEVER touched her or was intimate with her!

It was all PR!

It was fake!

SEE???

Rob is still chaste and pure

and free of Kristen!

He's still OUR Rob!

It never happened!!

Except it did.

There are countless pictures

of Rob and Kristen

kissing

holding hands

Sharing a home.

Sharing dogs.

Sharing a life.

You can't erase that

with your shrill desperate cries.

Final Thoughts.

1. I don't need fake sources

and made up 'experts'

to believe in Rob and Kristen.

I have hope and faith in them...

I don't need bullshit lies

from needy people who are desperate

for attention so they just make shit up

and stick a 'FACT' sticker on it.

There is no chance in hell

that there is any source

that is revealing such intimate personal information

to anyone.

Especially people who immediately

scream said intimate personal information

from the highest mountain they can find.

Not happening.

Ever.

2. The word "TRUTH" is thrown about

pretty handily in this fandom...

So hows this?

The TRUTH will show itself soon enough.

It always does.

3. Some people can't seem to go a day

without mentioning this blog or my name.

Obsessed much?

And truly... stop playing the victim.

Nobody is buying it.

Did you really think you could relentlessly

attack people who disagreed with you

and call them vile disgusting names

and not have it handed back to you?

You reap what you sow.

This post is brought to you by:

Rob and Kristen...

Saving the Best for Last

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Sometimes the sun goes round the moon

I see the passion in your eyes

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish

You'd tell me this was love

It's not the way I hoped or how I planned

But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face

Isn't this world a crazy place?

Just when I thought our chance had passed

You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

And last and definitely the BEST...

Thomas Sturridge.

I.

Adore.

Him.

Until next time.



Bye for now

Remember...
LOVE is LONG.

We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident.

Ah...

Remember greasy, wrinkled, scruffy Rob?

Seriously.

Look at his hair!

Don't you miss that hair?

And the smirk on his face.

Oh. He knows what he's doing.

He knows.

I have a special spot in my heart for this walk.

I think this might have been around the time

that I realized how...

~intoxicating~ 

his walking really was.

Anyway.

Enough of 'memory lane'

(for now)

Rob's birthday is coming up

May 13th.

And just like last year...

Fans are donating to a charity

in honor of his birthday.

http://www.standup2cancer.org/custom/?c=team&a=index&id=8454

Stand up 2 cancer.

Great charity.

If you can donate.

Please do.

These are 2 of my favorite pictures of Kristen.

Natural beauty.

G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.

I see a girl.

A girl trying to follow her own path.

No matter the obstacles in her way...

She knows where she is going

and what it will take to get there.

I adore her.

People who know her... love her.

And she has the heart of

Robert Pattinson.
(Yeah, I went there)

Kristen's birthday is a couple of days away.

I hope to be posting again soon after..

I don't know.

I just have hope that her birthday

will be extraordinary.

Kristen's fans have raised money

for Alzheimer's Disease

in honor of her birthday.
(and there's still time to donate!)

http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart

So far $17,667 has been raised.

Isn't that phenomenal?

Doesn't it make you happy to know

that there are indeed 

good decent people in this fandom?

I think it's incredibly wonderful.

It's so refreshing to have positive things
associated with this fandom.
Thank You.

I caught the last bit of "Pirate Radio"

the other night.

LOVE this movie.

The cast. The music.

And

TOM!

He's beyond adorable in this movie.

Up up and away beyond.

It was a bit hard to watch the bits

with Philip Seymour Hoffman 

But still one of my favorite Tom movies

One of my favorite movies.

Period.

Final thoughts.

1. Lots of drama. 

As usual.

I'm finding it all so tedious.

I'm sick of talking about it.

Dealing with it.

And acknowledging it.
So not worth my time.

People can fester and flail

fume and fabricate
fight and fuck up

all by their little old selves.
It has nothing to do with me.

This is me... being over it.

Besides...

There is no hiding from the truth.

 I was going to throw in some other cliches'
but you get my drift.
Right?

So where will I be?

I will be sitting in my big ol' comfy chair...

watching it all implode

from a safe distance.

With a big bowl of popcorn.

With butter.

Lots of butter.

Because it's better with butter.

You know it's true.

2. I'm a big fan of Monty Python.

And one of my fave movies is

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Hilarious stuff.

Anyway... this bit reminded me of this fandom...

Not sure why.

Heh.

(since some people were having problems viewing the first video
I decided to provide another link.
Yeah... it's worth it.)




HAHAHAHAHA!

This post is brought to you by the wise words of
Thomas Jefferson

"We hold these truths to be self-evident."

Indeed.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Remember...

Love is LONG.