I'll admit it, OK?
I like this Rob.
who pulls his fingers through his hair.
I've missed him.
I never really thought we would see him again
to be honest...
Because 'new' Rob was polished
and yes... handsome.
And don't get me wrong.
That Rob is wonderful.
(oh how I love him in a suit and tie)
But man oh man
I like 2008 Rob.
There's a sentimental spot
in my heart for this guy.
It makes me remember when being in this fandom
was a good thing.
A fun thing.
Couple of thoughts.
1. LOTS of screeching and howling over this.
(And not just from the usual ovary bursting)
my ears are fucking bleeding.
Or would that be my eyes?
Either way... get the fuck over it.
This quote seemed to upset people...
“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs.
“It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”
Was he 'dissing' Kristen?
Was he making light of the whole situation?
What was the question?
Does anyone give a shit?
Was he trying to say... "MOVE THE FUCK ON"?
Rob would never insult Kristen.
So...scratch that one off the list.
Why is he still being asked about this SHIT
2 years later?
Do you really believe that?
Does Rob really believe that?
Who gives a shit?
Maybe magazines and interviewers
need to focus on the subject at hand.
That would be Rob.
Are you new here?
You do realize that everything out of Rob's mouth
should be taken with a block of salt... Right?
Is there some truth to what he says?
I don't know.
Is he allergic to vaginas?
It's a fucking print interview
where you don't get to see Rob actually answer
We've been through this SO many times before
And shall go through it again.
So why do people get so bent on this stuff?
But I will say one serious thing here...
People (Rags, Hags and Mags)
really need to let 2012 go.
If you're a fan of Rob's...
Discussing it doesn't help him.
If you're bringing it up over and over again
praying at the alter of those 50 pictures..
Still wallowing in your bitter hatred for Kristen
You need to look at how it affects him...
being that you're a 'true' fan of Rob and all.
Did you see the headlines after the Esquire interview came out?
It wasn't about The Rover.
It wasn't about his career.
It was all about Kristen and 2012.
"Rob finally opens up about the break up"
"Rob talks about Kristen's cheating"
"Rob tells Esquire he doesn't 'give a shit'"
You see what I mean?
How is that good for Rob?
Rob has gotten GREAT reviews for The Rover
THAT should be the fucking headline.
He's worked hard for his future...
Isn't it time we all focused on it?
2. I adore her.
I get a lot of shit on Twitter
and in ALL CAPS emails
because I talk about Kristen
when my blog is
"Robert Pattinson Intoxication"
Stop asking me to change the name.
It ain't gonna happen.
I think I've made it pretty obvious for the past 6 years
that I'm a fan of BOTH of them.
And if I want to talk about Kristen...
And if I want to pontificate about the
glory of Tom Sturridges incredible blue eyes
(You know it's coming)
Its. My. Fucking. Blog.
3. (is it 3? I've been rambling a bit, haven't I?)
If you believe in Rob and Kristen.
Why must you be so... desperate to prove it?
"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby. It's a FACT."
No. It's not.
Saying something doesn't make it a fact.
Saying you know someone who says its true
doesn't make it a fact.
Facts are proven.
I'm completely on this ship...
Full fucking steam ahead.
I BELIEVE that Rob and Kristen
are still completely connected
and in each others lives.
I BELIEVE that people would be
shocked and surprised
at just how deep that connection is.
I BELIEVE they still love each other.
I don't believe that Rob flew to Japan
and then turned around and flew back to LA
just so he could fly to London
all to mess with the paps.
I don't believe there is a hidden marriage
that begot a hidden pregnancy
that then became a hidden baby.
I don't believe Kristen signed on to do
movie after movie
knowing she was going to give birth
and I don't believe she then gave birth
and gamely went back to work.
Who would do that?
I don't believe the Paps are in some sort of
conspiracy to hide this marriage/baby from the public
just because they don't want it to be true.
They would be all over this shit.
They would LOVE that story.
I don't believe that someone has a friend
who knows someone's neighbor whose cousin
works for Kristen
who is conveniently spilling intimate details
about Rob and Kristen's lives
that just so happens to back up absurd claims.
I would love it all to be true.
All of it.
Happily ever after.
And maybe someday
It will be.
But right now?
I get the impression that they want us to focus
on their careers.
So much to be excited about.
So many movies coming out.
So many movies still to be made.
This is GOOD stuff.
Read their interviews
(with the salt shaker handy)
Go see their movies.
Enjoy the gorgeous pictures...
They are pretty people.
(And I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.)
I've said it once
and I'm sure I will say it a million more times.
LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.
It will be OK.
This post is brought to you by
the letter T
T for Tom Sturridge
I fucking adore him.
And wasn't it all kinds of sweet and wonderful
that he and Marcus showed up for Rob's Rover BFI screening?
That's essential Tom.
True blue friend
And always there for support.
There are so many wonderful things happening
with Rob and Kristen right now..
Until next time.
Bye for now.