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Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Long time no fucking see... huh?
This summer has been so incredibly busy
that I haven't had much of a chance to write my name
much less a blog post.

Miss me?
OK... OK.

I was catching up on my emails
and decided to share a few with you...
my faithful readers.

99.99999% of these emails are real.
My experts have determined that
by measuring the circumference of the words
that start with the letter C.
They then multiply that number with the
longitude and latitude of your location
on October 23, 2013.

Simple, right?

Dear Rose:

Why do you insist on calling yourself a 'fan of both'
You clearly favor Kristen over Rob
since she is all you ever talk about.
Your blog name is misleading!

Dear Rose:

You are not a fan of BOTH!!
I don't even think such a thing exists!!
Why don't you just leave Kristen alone and
get back to obsessing over Rob?
You're not fooling anyone!!

Why would I 'pretend' to like both
Rob and Kristen?
What can possibly be gained by lying about it?
I also am a huge fan of Robert Downey Jr...
and Sandra Bullock
Is that a hoax as well?
In bizarro world you can only like

And seriously...
What's it to you?

Dear Rose:

Why don't you ever talk about their movies and career?
It seems like all you care about is their non existent relationship.
Isn't it time you moved on?

More fascination with what I talk about.
I do talk about their movies and career
But I'm not a NEWS blog.
I write down my thoughts and
 opinions about what's going on...
It's kinda what I've been doing since day one.
I do care about their relationship
Because I care about Rob and Kristen.
I can admit it.
I do.
So I'm interested in what they are doing.
Together or Apart.
I think there is still a Together...
And I will 'move on'
when they do.
Haven't seen either one of them do that yet.
I just want them to be happy...
No matter where that leads.

Dear Rose:

What do you think about all the experts and cousins
and sources that are out there?
Do you believe in any of them?
Is there really a baby out there
that we don't know about?

"I don't know anyone who could be a source."
-Robert Pattinson

"“People think they knew a lot about me before.
 They know even less now."
-Kristen Stewart

To quote an 'expert'...

"I did a circumferential measurement of her breasts, bilaterally."

This is what is called
"Jumping the Shark"

Going a wee bit too far...
It REEKS of desperation.

No. I can't prove these 'experts' don't exist
anymore than anyone can prove they DO.
It's all fucking hearsay.

"information received from other people
 that one cannot adequately substantiate; rumor.
the report of another person's words by a witness, 
usually disallowed as evidence in a court of law."

I'm guessing these "detectives" would even know that much.

Bottom line?
You don't need this bullshit.
You really don't.
If you believe in something... then BELIEVE!
Have some faith.
That's all it takes.
That's all you need.
All the rest is fucking NOISE.

Dear Rose:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean?
African or European swallow?

Dear Rose:

What did you expect?
Coffins and dungeons and moats?

No. Not the moats.

Dear Rose:

That's what you dream about?
Being a monster?

I dream about being with you... forever.

Dear Rose:

I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

Then don't.

Dear Rose:

What are your feelings about Robin Williams?

I'm gutted.
I loved him.

I hope he has finally found peace.

I will miss him always.

Dear Rose:

What is it about Rob and walking
that always gets you so worked up?
The guy walks.
So do millions of people.
Big deal.

I rest my case.

Dear Rose:

Do you only like Tom Sturridge because he is friends with Rob?

If I'm being honest...
I'm not sure I would have found Tom on my own.
Six degrees of Robert Pattinson and all that...
So I will be forever grateful to Rob
for introducing me to Tom.
(Thanks Rob!)
That being said?
I love Tom.
I love his movies.
I love his work.
I love his face.
I love his voice.
I love his friendship with Rob and Kristen.

Dear Rose:

The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken
 by absence, distance, or time.
And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant
 or perfect than me he might me, 
he was as irreversibly altered as I was. 
As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.
Was that what I'd been trying to tell myself?
"You love me."

The crooked smile I loved best flashed across his face.
 "Truly, I do.”


This post is brought to you
By the letter L

L for life.

Don't take it for granted for one second.
I recently lost a friend to a horrible illness.
He was young and smart and funny.
And now he's gone.

L for Love

If you find it.
Cherish it
Hold on tight to those you love
Hug them.
Laugh with them.
Live in the moment.
Appreciate what you have.

Peace and Love
to Robin and Bryan.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Now you know. 
Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you. 
- Bella Kristen to Edward Robert


Donna said...

Loved it! Especially the walking bit. So true!

Barb said...

Dang! that dude can STRUT! I think I need to read the Saga again (for the 5th time!)

katy said...

Awesome post, Rose! Gorgeous pics! Love the twi quotes!

Sorry, sorry for the loss of your friend, Rose.

Take care everyone

Kay said...

Very sorry for your sad loss, Rose...so hard to lose the people you love.

So much awesome stuff going on for Rob, Kristen and Tom right now, really happy for all of them...and us, because we get to see their projects.

Loved the pictures, and the emails were entertaining, although rather bent as usual. I'm trying not to give the sanctimonious wankers out there too much thought, other than a FFS now and then.

Take care, be safe and be happy Rose, Roseland and everyone peeking in. ♥

Birdie said...

So sorry about the loss of your friend. We will all miss the genius of Robin Williams. How can they even ask the walking question?
I will take your opinions over the hearsay any day. As someone once said, "Rose knows."Bwahaha.

Arleen P said...

Hello to all the Roselands! I haven't forgotten you! I am still here. Sorry, with working and dealing with RL. Which is everything is ok. I hope you all haven't forgotten me.
Rose, Sorry for the loss of your friend.
Well I am going to bed now. Keep me posted. Hugs!

Arleen P said...

My daughter is senior this year in High School. She already turn 17 last week. 8/11. Work is going great. I love working at Sizzlers. Anyways, Night all!

DreamerKind said...
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DreamerKind said...

Never miss a beat

Shake It Off

Taylor Swift:

Thanks to/TaylorSwiftVEVO

DreamerKind said...

My condolences on your dear departed friend.

Hear, hear, on your thoughts about believing without conjecture. Lovely new post.


You sound happy! That's very good news.

Greetings Kay, katy, Barb, Donna, and to all who are stopping by.

linese said...

Rose I am sorry to read about your loss. My thoughts and prayers will be with you and your circle of family and friends.

As for your post: If you believe in something... then BELIEVE!
Have some faith.
That's all it takes.
That's all you need.
All the rest is fucking NOISE.

Super RN Gas Passer said...


Lovely post and yeah the circumferential breast thing...that was the most pathetic attempt I have seen in awhile

Bottom line PROVE IT !

Everyone keeps saying just you wait and see...

I'm realllllly tired of waiting....

I want to SEE some irrefutable truth....not hearsay

On another topic....Rob walking is ...heaven

Since we are rehashing lines from Twilight saga I have been thinking of this one from New Moon Opening ...Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene IV

These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which when they kiss consume


Pisteuo said...

Rose, this post brought a tear (or two) to my eyes.
Such sad times and happy times.

And that NOISE is just that...NOISE.

Loving all the ALSIceBucketChallenges. A lot of headhades out there! LOL!!

Take care Rose and Roseland! And stay Happy, happy, happy! :)))

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning RL


The Ice Challenges are a great comic relief and for a wonderful cause. Couldn't have come at a better time

Rob didn't have a bucket but isn't it amazing what can be done with ice in plastic cups and a garden hose LOL

And K was cute I loved how she kind of dodged the trash can of bath water at the end ... Well not completely :)

Arleen P said...

Hello Roselands! Super, I saw it on both Rob and Kristen ice bucket challenges. Is Tom and his wife S are doing ice bucket challenges? I like to see that.

vampsus said...

Dear Rose: The sad news that you have lost a treasured friend touches our heart. We all want to give you a hug. I know I speak for many like myself out here who follow you and get you.

Your blog has started my Saturday morning off with a bang! I take in your smack-on-target words, followed by a picture that floats up the screen and rocks my world. Dang, you're cool and special to me. Blog on and please don't stop.

ADD said...

Rose, I'm sorry for your loss. Hang it there.
I know it sounds lame but we have to cherish the moments we have with our loved ones. In one single second they can be taken away.

Arleen P said...

Hello to all the Roselands! I just got to work. Keep me posted. Hugs to you all. Talk to you all when I get off.

Pisteuo said...

This is for all the people who did not do the icebucket challenge because of water conservation.
You can freeze just about ANY liquid and crush it up. For example....ocean water, river water, lake water, pool water, bath water and even soda pop.
Seriously...if there is a will...there is a way!
And it only hurts for just a little while! hahaha!!

(and don't forget to donate!)

HEY Rose and Roseland! Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

...a fan said...

I miss emailing you - I never had anything negative to say to you - but I think I used you like I would a shrink.... sigh

DreamerKind said...

So true. Nothing is impossible when desire is strong! We are powerful creators.

ADD said...

Matt Damon did his Ice Bucket Challenge with toilet water. Go big or go home.