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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Rob and Kristen- Desperation

“That if desperate times call for desperate measures,
 then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.” 
― Suzanne Collins

This post is about Desperation.
Because this fandom REEKS of it.
Not just one side...
ALL sides.

Did you ever just read stuff and find
yourself making faces and shaking your head?
That's me.
Whether it be other blogs, tumblr or twitter.
(and man oh man there are some doozies out there) 
(and on another completely different note...
how fucking cool is the word doozie?)

Let's get started, shall we?

1. Bobby Long got married.
I was ambivalent about the whole thing
to be perfectly honest.
I've heard all the chatter about his bride.
She hates Kristen.
She wrote obsessive fanfic about Rob.
Yada Yada Yada.
But in all sincerity...
If Rob wasn't there
would anyone really have cared?
Doubt it.
But then...
Bobby's Bride
(the one smiling at Rob in the above picture)
found the need to go on Twitter
and shush out any nay-sayers.
On her honeymoon.
If I just got married to the man of my dreams
and the best man was also the man of my dreams...
(You see what I did there?)
Would Twitter even be on your
to-do list?
Shouldn't you be to-doing something else?
Be that has it may...
(to each their own and all that)
She got a bit upset at some descriptions of herself
so she fired back.
Some troll mentioned that Rob's 'wife' wasn't there
and she said...
"too bad his little wife couldn't make it"
Bang. Zoom.
To the fucking moon, Alice.

Here's where the desperation comes in...

"She confirmed that Rob is married!!"
"She was obviously being sarcastic!"

What did she mean???
Who knows.
She deleted her account right after.

If I were you...
I would bring in those buckets of salt.
Just a thought.

I truly hope that Bobby
is deliriously happy.

2. We also got plenty of pictures
of Rob and Kristen
out and about with friends.

People looked at Rob and gushed about
how HAPPY he looked and how nice it was that 
he gets to hang out with his friends!!
(quick note: TOM!)

People looked at Kristen and gushed about
what a lesbian she is and why does she have to
hang out with her friends!!

I mean... fucking REALLY?
How does this double standard work exactly?

Why is it that everything from
t-shirts to jewelry is some
when its about Kristen and Alicia
but not when its about Kristen and Rob?
Um. OK.

As for the desperation?
Kristen haters want her so so so(so so so so so)
desperately to be a lesbian.
Because if Kristen is GAY
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
then she never ever ever was intimate with Rob!
It was fake. PR!
But alas...
Kristen hasn't ever done anything remotely 'gay'.
Clothes and haircuts (for work)
and walking with friends of the same sex
does not a lesbian make.
And let's face it...
that's all you got.

3. Rob and Kristen.

Why is the fandom so desperate?

Because right now... everything is kinda in limbo.
Rob and Kristen haven't been seen together.
 Rob or Kristen haven't stepped out with anyone else.
(Not counting all the girls Rob has dated just by walking next to them)
So everything is wide open to interpretation.

When I first came into this fandom way
way way
fucking way back...
I didn't even know what a 'shipper' was.
And when I found out that...

"they believe two characters should or will be together
 (The characters can be from anything: 
Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). 
It is not limited to the couple actually happening, 
a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility
 of them getting together or even just because 
they think they would look good together."

I was like...
That ain't me.
No way.
No fucking how.
I didn't 'ship' Rob and Kristen
because they were a real couple!
But over the course of time...
and fandom experience
I realize that I am indeed a shipper.
Because I want Rob and Kristen 
I do.
Seeing them happy in love made me happy.
I love... Love.
I'm a first class passenger on this ship.
I'm packed and ready for the long haul.
(fuck... it's already been 6 years)
But its a one way ticket.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.
(what does that even mean??)

That's what the desperation is about.
So many don't want Rob and Kristen to be together
So many do.
I'm a DO.

And no matter what happens down the road.
Rob and Kristen will always be a DO.
Because love is fucking long.

This post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge

I adore him.

So please stop using him as some sort of
'example' and comparing his parenting to Rob's.
There is no comparison.
Here's why:

Sienna was in fact... pregnant.
Tom is a real parent.
We've seen them together with their gorgeous daughter.
There are many pictures of Tom and Marlowe.

There are no pictures where Kristen
ever looked pregnant.
Rob isn't a parent.
We have never seen a picture
of any baby... or any baby related anything.
They are 2 of the most Papped people right now
and not one inkling ever of a baby.
Neither Rob or Kristen behave
as if they have a newborn daughter at home.

And remember...
"By the way nobody knows.
NOBODY knows what the fuck is going on"

Kristen said it.
Listen to her...
or listen to your bullshit 'experts'
(who have never produced one shred of proof)

I know where I stand.

Until next time.

Bye for now


@Danatech said...


Mares said...

Love it!

Brenda said...

Thank you, Rose. I like your DO as opposed to the naysayers' doo-doo.

Lyssia denon said...
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Kay said...

This is perfect, Rose....so much fecking drama, trolling and lunacy out there!!

Lyssia denon said...

perfect,Thank you, Rose

tgally said...

Great post Rose. R/K both look very happy and I agree they have never acted like parents of a new baby I know we all parent differently but I have had 3 children and cannot see either of them being a parent at this stage in their lives.You would have to be a super mom to deal with all the projects K is doing all the traveling and to have a baby know way

zsuzsip said...

Thank You Rose for this wonderful sane post,love it!

seehaiah said...

You f*@%ing nailed it! I love you!

David Huether said...

Great post Rose:)

You always put a smile on my face and things into perspective. I'm a DO too, no matter what happens down the road..... Lovin' love is great!

lemoine idiane said...

When I went to an article about the Liberty Ross interview, one particular comment on it struck me, and it’s so true: everyone involved in this ‘scandal’ has moved on. The only people stuck in the past are the Robert Pattinson fans, the people who already hated Kristen, and the media. It’s just sad how they can’t let things go. And it’s pathetic that they spend all of their free time talking about someone that they supposedly don’t even like.

Charlottes Web said...

Hey Rose, Just how do you know with absolute certainty that Rob is not a father? How do you know with absolute certainty that they do not have a baby at home? Are you an Insider? I thought you said there were no Insiders. No cousins,etc. y Truth is you don't know for certain. Just like the people that you claim don't know. Because as you put it...nobody knows anything except Rob and Kristen and of course people within their inner circle. So, why don't you stop claiming to know the truth, when you obviously don't, like you want other people to stop claiming they know the truth. Practice what you preach.

Charlottes Web said...

tgally - You said that they have never acted like parents of a new baby. Of course you know this because you have 3 children and you just can't see them being a parent at this stage in their lives. That Kristen would have to be a super mom to deal with all this if she had a baby. Well, then I guess we should call Kristen SuperMom!

Jane said...

Charlotte Web...you say Rose doesn't know then how do you know when no one knows anything. You do not make sense.

Birdie said...

Thanks Rose and you DO make sense(and always so calmly). Have a great day, Roseland!

linese said...

All this drama , all this needless drama. Irregardless of who started what or said what, once again Kristen is dragged into the middle of somebody else's drama. And of course it involves Rob's "friends". Some times I wonder if the Fandom in their quest to vindicate Kristen, to support Kristen, if they don't end up doing the opposite...that's a lot of unwanted speculation added to day to day living with being labeled "ROBSTEN" They have already chosen to never be photographed together, I thought this was being done to preserve their relationship. But when stuff like this blows up don't you start questioning "is it all worth it"? My gosh so much ridiculous drama.
Rose you nailed it again!

linese said...

Everything is public, relayed, connected. And I can not say I totally do not care. I only have to decide if it devastates me or not. And I decided that this celebrity was not going to fuck me up. Otherwise, I’d be crazy. Mad about googling my name and seeing it spread everywhere, in millions of entries, my love stories, my failures, my mistakes. I have no choice other than survival.

Kristen interview, French translated from Obsession Magazine, Sept. 2014

I found this after my mini rant and felt a little better, Kristen is ...as always keeping it real, she is so grounded.

Lisa Johnson said...

This is one of your best posts, Rose. There are people out there--let's just say the ones with the relatives and experts--who need to read it.

Best wishes to you!


penguincullen said...
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penguincullen said...

Hi Rose, (sorry for deleting the previous comment, I don't know how to edit properly)
I love your blog, your twitter & tumblr. I hope all of us fans (especially in the USA & California specifically)can help Rob fight against the Gossip Ragz, Papz & the whole sordid induztry by being better fans & people. There are groups working for Reform. However, we as fans can also help by not supporting or continuing to spin rumours which only hurt Rob & Kristen (Tom too of course!)
Thanks for always having an intelligent & fun point of view xo

Pisteuo said...

Yesss!! Desperation is EXACLY the word I'd use, Rose.

It sure seems to be a lot of wasted energy.

If people want to be the best fan EVER...then, start by shutting the fuck up about EVERY fucking paparazzi piture taken and GO SEE THEIR MOVIES!!! And STOP with the rumors! Make a difference!

lemoine idiane said...

It’s definitely not normal. There are preconceived ideas about them and the media wants to prove them wrong or find fault in them. They feel that, because they’ve known them since they were young, there is an ownership of their personal life. Jennifer and Kristen have done such a great job of navigating that; they’re witty, strong, funny, cool, young women. It’s really just nice to see that it’s possible to go through something like that and still be genuinely awesome people.”
— Lily Collins talks about Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart

DreamerKind said...

Hey, I'm two days behind, still on the old post, just sharing songs. Must say I mourn Joan Rivers, a feminist trailblazer from way back. But no, not acting desperate, no way.

In case you can't guess


Brent Barrett & Rebecca Luker (song 1925):

When a man's in love with someone,
He must be indeed a dumb one
If her secret he cannot unmask.

When if I am in love with someone,
I must wait until there'll comes one
Boy who knows the answer
When she asks-

Who - stole my heart away?
Who - makes me dream all day?
Dreams I know can never
Come true,
Seems as though I'll ever be blue.

Who - means my happiness?
Who - would I answer "yes" to?
Well you oughta guess who,
Who - no one but you

When a man's in love with someone,
He has got to overcome one
Obstacle that's always in the way.

Finding words to pop the question
Gives him mental indigestion.
Possibly, you'll get me when I say

Who - stole my heart away?
Who - makes me dream all day?
Dreams I know can never come true,
Seems as though I'll ever be blue.

Who - means my happiness?
Who - would I answer "yes" to?
Well you oughta guess who,
No one but you.

Thanks to/hoffemay

Thanks to/Prozoot

DreamerKind said...

Sometimes that's the only way

I'm Funny That Way

Marion Harris (1930):

Thanks to/OldTunesAndMore

DreamerKind said...

Saying goodnight

In The Dim Dim Dawning

Irene Taylor/Paul Whiteman Orchestra (1932):

Thanks to/Prozoot

DreamerKind said...

I call it all good. Why not?

DreamerKind said...

Oh, and I asked my new doctor, if he can personally guarantee, that I'll live even one more day, after seeing him or if taking more medication. We agreed that we had arrived point non plus (in a situation with no options). No guarantees.
It's a plus every day to be in the now, and how!

lemoine idiane said...

merci rose. vous êtes toujours aussi sage dans vos commentaires quand on lit les autres blogs ça fait rire j'ai rien contre rob ni Kristen c'est un couple qui a tourné la page depuis un an et demi et les autres 'espèrent qu' ils sont mariés et qu'ils ont un enfant .
c'est fou !
Personnellement les images parlent par elles-mêmes .
Voir Kristen partir et lui revenir soi-disant qu'ils sont mariés ces gens brodent du matin au soir.
Parler de leur vie privée ça incite des femmes jalouses pour l'insulter je ne comprends pas pourquoi elles ne parlent pas de leur travail de leur talent au lieu d'inventer des histoires c'est triste.Je suis contente Kristen est partie et Rob et revenu. J'espère comme ça ils arrêtent de dire qu'ils sont toujours ensembles et ont un bébé . En tout cas j'adore ce que vous écrivez , vous êtes vraiment sage .

ADD said...

Great post Rose. People are desperate because they don't know what's going on in R and K's private lives. They don't realize that's the way it should be. It's none of our business. We can hope but that's it.

Clouds of Sils Maria's reviews are overwhelmingly positive. Awesome!

Arleen P said...

Hi to all the Roselands! How are you? I am going to go to bed. Night everyone. I haven't forgotten you all. I am still here.

katy said...


Take care everyone

DreamerKind said...

Good day!
Great reviews and pics today from TIFF! This fan is twirling, da, da, da.

Pattybg said...



DreamerKind said...


So enjoying the TIFF pics and fab reviews for Julianne and Kristen. Chicagoan John Cusak, an excellent actor, made Rob laugh and vice versa during the TIFF photoshots, etc!

Kristen is a joyous daredevil, zip lining and riding roller coasters. When I was her age, I did things like that! Maybe I will do so again, in my 90's like George Bush Sr. with his skydiving.

Oh, Happy Tuesday, youse guys!

Arleen P said...

Good night to all the Roselands! Sorry I have a cold. Keep me posted. Hugs to you all! Hope you love my new avi picture. Sorry no make up because its been hot and humid. Now its stormy. I am still here. I still love you all. Night everyone! Hugs! Work is going great by the way. I am still working at Sizzlers. I love it. Night!

DreamerKind said...

Never let go

Some Enchanted Evening

Al Jolson (Kraft Transcription Disc (Rare) (1949):

Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger
You may see a stranger
Across a crowded room

And somehow you know
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see her
Again and again

Some enchanted evening
Someone may be laughing
You may hear her laughing
Across a crowded room

And night after night
As strange as it seems
The sound of her laughter
Will sing in your dreams

Who can explain it
Who can tell you why
Fools give you reasons
Wise men never try

Some enchanted evening
When you find your true love
When you feel her call you
Across a crowded room

Then fly to her side
And make her your own
Or all through your life
You may dream all alone

Once you have found her
Never let her go
Once you have found her
Never let her


DreamerKind said...

Fondest wishes

When I Leave The World Behind

Al Jolson (1943):

I know a millionaire
Who's burdened down with care;
A load is on his mind.

He's thinking of the day
When he must pass away
And leave his wealth behind.

I haven't any gold
To leave when I grow old;
Somehow it passed me by.

I'm very poor, but still
I'll leave a precious will
When I must say goodbye.

I'll leave the sunshine to the flowers,
I'll leave the springtime to the trees;
And to the old folks I'll leave the mem'ries
Of a baby upon their knees.

I'll leave the nighttime to the dreamers,
I'll leave the songbirds to the blind;

I'll leave the moon above
To those in love
When I leave the world behind,
When I leave the world behind.

To ev'ry wrinkled face
I'll leave a fireplace
To paint their fav'rite scene:

Within the golden rays
Scenes of their childhood days
When they were sweet sixteen.

I'll leave them each a song
To sing the whole day long
As toward the end they plod.

To ev'ry broken heart
With sorrow torn apart
I'll leave the love of God.

I'll leave the nighttime to the dreamers,
I'll leave the songbirds to the blind;

I'll leave the moon above
To those in love
When I leave the world behind,
When I leave the world behind.

Thanks to/Jolson1950

DreamerKind said...

Rob, you got a sweet way about you

I Only Have Eyes For You

Al Jolson:

Are the stars out tonight
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you dear

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
I only have eyes for you

I don't know if
We're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue

You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people
Pass by

But they all
Disappear from view
And I only have eyes
For you

Thanks to/Douglas1933

DreamerKind said...

Enough Jolson? Nevah!

More wine and songs divine.
I live to keep the old ones, still alive.

What a glorious night in Toronto. Bet the angels are singing on high nearby.

Chicago is lovely and rainy with sweet air all around. Heard "Idols Eye" may not film here after all.

Oh, dear, did they fear DK/FGM would appear as an extra, as I declared? We'll see if it's filmed here or in Toronto..

No matter, a DeNiro/Pattinson mob jewel heist movie (a true story) is the kind of rough stuff that Chicago is all about. My kind of town!

DreamerKind said...

Rob & Kristen make my heart sing

With A Song In My Heart

Jane Froman (1952):

With a song in my heart
I behold
Your adorable face

Just a song at the start
But it soon is a hymn
To your grace

When the music swells
I'm touching your hand
It tells me
You're standing nearby

At the sound of your voice
Heaven opens it's portals
To me

Can I help but rejoice
That a song such as ours
Came to be

But I always knew
I would live life through
With a song in my heart
For you

Thanks to/MusicProf78

DreamerKind said...

John Cusack (correct spelling!) (I am an idiot.) Lordy, he is slightly taller than Rob. Who knew?

Silly continues! My neighbor just punched the wall between us, lol. I whistled back in hello! (He wins the prize for the loudest yawns heard between walls, generally around 130am daily.) I am not alone. Comforting.

DreamerKind said...

Gonna wrap it up with holding R&K in my mind/heart, as ever.

Everything's Coming Up Roses

Ethel Merman (1961);

You'll be swell! You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Starting here, starting now,
Honey, everything's coming up roses!

Clear the decks! Clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Blow a kiss. Take a bow.
Honey, everything's coming up roses!

Now's your inning.
Stand the world on it's ear!
Set it spinning!
That'll be just the beginning!

Curtain up! Light the lights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell. You'll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.

That lucky star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up roses
For me and for you!

You can do it, all you need is a hand.
We can do it
Mama is gonna see to it!
I can tell, wait and see.

There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til We're through!

Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus!

Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up roses for me
And for you!

Thanks to/Youregonnalovetomorrow

DreamerKind said...

Each plays a part

Are You Lonesome Tonight

Elvis Presley:

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?

Does your memory stray
To a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you

Do the chairs in your parlor
Seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep
And picture me there?

Is your heart filled with pain
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear
Are you lonesome tonight?

I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said
That the world's a stage
And each must play a part
Fate had me playing in love you
As my sweetheart
Act one was when we met
I loved you at first glance

You read your line so cleverly
And never missed a cue
Then came act two

You seemed to change
And you acted strange
And why Ill never know

Honey, you lied
When you said you loved me
And I had
No cause to doubt you

But I'd rather go on
Hearing your lies
Than go on living without you

Now the stage is bare
And I'm standing there
With emptiness all around

And if you wont come back to me
Then make them
Bring the curtain down

Is your heart filled with pain
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear
Are you lonesome tonight?

Thanks to/musicislifee01

DreamerKind said...

NYC, Washington DC and 9-11

You Will Not Be Forgotten

Keaton Stromberg;

You will not be forgotten. the life, the presence you have given to me. whoa whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh . and uh,

Now you will remember the life, the presence, you are leaving us behind, leave the world behind, and try not to remember the trouble and the hardship that this life brings. whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You will not be forgotten. You’re moving onto better things, pursuing your new life, finding what it brings, and you will not be forgotten. no whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Believe… believe in me.
Believe in what you’re seeing. Believe… believe in me.
Believe in what you’re seeing
Please don’t go.

I just wanted you to know
That I love you so
So much I can’t let go.

Thanks to/5SOS-is-my-everything

DreamerKind said...

Ending my day with Chopin & Rubinstein

The Chopin Collection (157 clips)

Artur Rubinstein:

Thanks to/ArRubMusicpin & Rubinstein

DreamerKind said...

Cool days, in many ways. Wishing all the best.

the truth said...

can you please comment on all the latest "gossip" surrounding RP and FKA Twigs....dating and pregnancy....

lemoine idiane said...

[National Anthem]

Money is the anthem of success
So before we go out, what's your address?

I'm your national anthem
God, you're so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron
love love kristen<3
He loves to romance 'em,
Reckless abandon,
Holding me for ransom,
Upper echelon

He says to be cool, but I don't know how yet
Wind in my hair,
Hand on the back of my neck.
I said, "Can we party later on?"
He said, "Yes"

Tell me I'm your national anthem
Booyah baby bow down, making me say wow now
Tell me I'm your national anthem
Sugar sugar how now take your body downtown
Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and baby,
Heaven's in your eyes
I'm your national anthem

Money is the reason we exist
Everybody knows it, it's a fact
Kiss, kiss

I sing the national anthem
While I'm standing over your body
Hold you like a python

And you can't keep your hands off me or
Your pants on
See what you've done to me?
King of chevron

He said to be cool, but I'm already coolest
I said to get real,
Don't you know who you're dealing with?

Umm, do you think you'll buy me lots of diamonds?
("Yes, of course I will my darling")

Tell me I'm your national anthem
Booyah baby bow down, making me say wow now
Tell me I'm your national anthem
Sugar sugar how now take your body downtown
Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and baby,
Heaven's in your eyes
I'm your national anthem

It's a love story for the new age
For the sixth page
Want a quick, sick rampage

Wining and dining, drinking and driving
Excessive buying, overdose and dying
On our drugs and our love
And our dreams and our rage

Blurring the lines between real and the fake
Dark and lonely,
I need somebody to hold me

He will do very well,
I can tell, I can tell,
Keep me safe, in his belltower hotel

Money is the anthem of success
So put on mascara and your party dress

I'm your national anthem
Boy, put your hands up
Give me a standing ovation

Boy, you have landed,
Babe in the land of
Sweetness and danger - Queen of Saigon

Tell me I'm your national anthem
Booyah baby bow down, making me say wow now
Tell me I'm your national anthem
Sugar sugar how now take your body downtown
Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and baby,
Heaven's in your eyes
I'm your national anthem

Money is the anthem
God, you're so handsome
Money is the anthem, of success

Money is the anthem
God, you're so handsome
Money is the anthem, of success

Money is the anthem
God, you're so handsome
Money is the anthem, of success

Money is the anthem
God, you're so handsome
Money is the anthem, of success