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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Random Rose


Random Thoughts.
By Rose.


1. Kristen Stewart has achieved something 
no other American actress has before, 
winning a César at France's most prestigious film award show. 



To all the haters out there...
who had their Kristen voodoo doll full of pins


Hoping against hope that Kristen wouldn't win...
SUCKS to be you.

FIRST AMERICAN ACTRESS
to win the award.
First.
FUCKING FIRST.


It was such an incredible honor
and so well deserved.

CONGRATS KRISTEN!!


2. Tom and Rob.
(and Sienna too... haha)
SWEET PICTURE.
I suppose I could hate on Sienna.
(it is the fandom way, after all)
There she is...
sandwiched between two of my favorite people.
But alas.
While I might be a tad bit envious...
(I am human after all)
Hate/Jealousy is so overdone in this fandom 
as it is.
I'm over it.

But Rob and Tom are overwhelmingly adorable.
Wonder what they are all laughing at?



3. According to the 'baby fringe'
This is a woman who is not only pregnant...
but with her second child.
Could her stomach BE any flatter?
I wish I were kidding.
I wish they were kidding.
I wish someone was kidding.

Completely fabricated bullshit.
                                    

They were screeching about "PRgate"
being OVER AND DONE.
The experts.
The insiders.
And lo and behold.
Wrong again.
Just more lame excuses.
There are always more excuses.
Endless excuses.
You know why?
Because there are no sources.
None.
They know dick shit.



4. There was endless drama (as usual)
when Rob flew out of LA after the Oscars
to go to London to be with Twigs.
Like.
HELLO?
ARE YOU NEW HERE?
Where did you think he was going?
Who did you think he was going to?

Rob pretty much did what most
 people expected him to do
and it STILL causes drama.
Why is that?
It's like EVERY DAMN TIME
Rob and Twigs are pictured together...
No matter how many times we've all seen it
No matter how many months its been going on...
There is STILL drama.
Shouldn't it be the 'norm' now?
I mean... 
Come on.

Like it or not
Rob is dating Twigs.
Sorry.
I loved Rob/Kristen too...
(*sigh*)
But life goes on.
It is what it is.



5. Stop blaming Rob.
Stop blaming Kristen.
Don't you ever get tired of hating
and being bitter and angry all the time?
Especially over this stuff??
I mean... THINK about it.
Does any of this matter in 
the grand scheme
of your life?
Come into 2015.
It's looking to be a good year professionally
for BOTH of them.

(And see if you can go 5 minutes without
mentioning 2012 and Rupert.
I double dog dare you)



6. I don't get the constant scrutiny
about Rob and Kristen's 'look'.
2 recent pictures.
Both of them look GREAT.

It's ridiculous to judge them
for the mere minutes we see of their lives.

"It's like soap opera. I try not to let it mess with me
 because my true personal life,
 as much as people think they know about it, 
they don't know dick shit. Who could? 
By the way, nobody knows.
 Nobody knows what the fuck is going on."

"Your life becomes this stage show,
broadcast for public consumption.
Like, I was probably followed here,
and they're going to photograph every
expression I make, and wonder what it means
and then thats the show thats going 
to be running tonight.
And sometimes they catch something true
but often its rooted in pure falseness."

- Kristen

Listen to her.
Sincerely.
In her own words
she is telling you.
Believe her.
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on.


We, as fans...
can only hope they are loved
and safe
and happy.

This post is brought to you by 


Tom Sturridge.
I absolutely adore him.


And


Green Sheep.
Forever.
Always.

And to Leonard Nimoy


Live Long and Prosper.
R.I.P.


Until next time.

Bye for now.


P.S. Maps To The Stars is now out in theaters and VOD.
You love Rob?
Go watch it.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Bothered- With Robert Pattinson





Remember this?

Jimmy Fallon used to do
"Bothered- With Robert Pattinson"

And then this one time
There was Rob in the tree with him...
God that was so fucking adorable.
Seeing Rob clinging for dear life to the tree...
trying so hard to be funny
but willing to go along with it.


All shaggy and charming.
Disheveled.
"A little bit... broken"


I just watched the clip from this on my DVR.
Yes.
I still have all these TV interviews saved.
(I guess because I'm not a "real" fan)
And I watch them when I'm feeling nostalgic.

Rob was promoting "Remember Me"
He was all awkward and sweet
pulling his hand through his hair...
Hair that was going in every direction.
So surprised that the girls were really screaming for him.
Uncomfortable at the attention.

I miss that naive... innocent Rob.
Our Rob.
We all knew it would end eventually
Didn't we?
That time and circumstance would change him.
And us.

Of course...
We have this Rob now.
So handsome.
Dapper.
Suave.
Polished.



And he might not be as innocent
and he might be weary
and wary
and maybe even a wee bit cynical at times.
But that's to be expected
after 6 years in the eye of a hurricane.


But he's still there.
That Rob.
That Rob we all fell for.
It's still in his laugh.
How he grabs his water bottle
like its a life preserver...
How he still gets embarrassed
by people calling his name
and taking his picture.
How he doesn't like being the center of attention
and still hasn't gotten used to it.

And by how his hand still automatically
pulls through his hair.
That Rob.
Our Rob.






This post is brought to you
by Our Rob.
Whom I still fucking adore.
Always.


Let's celebrate his work.
And everything that we have to look forward to.
And his smile.
Because I don't think it gets much better
than a happy Rob.

Let him be happy.
And lets be happy for him.
With him.
Because of him.




And what would a post be without
my mention of Tom?
Probably not my post.


Green. Sheep.
Fucking. Forever.

Until next time.

Stand Tall.
Aim High.
Reach Far.
Dream Big.

Love is Long.

Bye for now.

Oh and btw...


I fucking LOVE her too.
Still.
Always.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Yes. No. Maybe So...





All the red circles 
and the pics you condemn
can't put Robsten together again.


Yes. 
I loved Rob and Kristen together.

Yes.
I wouldn't mind if they ever found their
way back together someday.

No.
I won't lose any sleep over the fact
that they have moved on.

Yes.
They will always be my one and ONLY ship.

No.
There isn't a marriage.

No. 
There isn't a baby girl.

No.
Just because you don't think they are together
it doesn't mean you have 'betrayed' 
Rob or Kristen.
Or that you hate them.
Or that you want them for yourself.


Yes.
Rob is dating FKA Twigs
and it's not for PR
or to fuck the fandom over
or to teach anyone a lesson
or as part of some great conspiracy with the Paps
to keep their private life 'private'.

Maybe.
People should just realize that
if Rob and Kristen were together...
We would have seen them together by now.
Face the music.

And face the fact that anyone who
claims to KNOW anything
about Rob/Kristen's intimate life...
is a fucking liar.



Yes.
There is something inherently dreamy
about Rob with a big smile on his face...
wearing sunglasses
in black and white.



Yes.
There is something incessantly dreamy
about Kristen
rocking a t-shirt and jeans
in black and white.

No.
I don't care about Kristen's sexuality.
It isn't up to me to label her
or judge her
based on a few pictures.
I don't think its up for discussion
unless Kristen talks about it.
It's not my business.
Or yours.

No.
I don't hate Kristen's friends.

No.
I'm not mad at Rob for leaving Kristen.
Because no one knows who left who
or when.
Besides
I have my own thoughts on that topic.

Maybe.
The "Rob Onlys" can stop pretending they
are happy for Kristen.
No one buys it.

No.
Kristen hanging with Alicia
doesn't negate the YEARS
she spent living with Rob.
YEARS.
They were in a relationship.
They obviously loved each other.
It is what it is.



Yes.
I adore Tom.
And I think Jamie is pretty ok too...

No.
Just because I 'fangirl' over other people
doesn't mean you can tell me
what to name my blog...
or whine and bitch about
who I write about.

Maybe.
You should fuck off.

Yes.
I'm still a fan of Rob's
even if I don't obsess over every infinitesimal detail
of everything he is doing.

No.
I don't care about Twigs.

Maybe.
I'm interested in what he has to say...
and all the promo he does for movies
and actually going to SEE his movies.

Yes.
That's what a fan does.

Maybe.
All the Rob/Kristen Bulldog Lunatics out there

Should stop cruising social media
looking for any implied insult or criticism
and then arguing with people they don't know
just because they don't love everything
that Rob/Kristen say or do...



Yes.
You ARE their NUMBER ONE FAN.

Maybe.
Asshat Cowards should stop sending
tabloids and gossip rags
bullshit lies and innuendo
about Rob and Kristen
and quit trying to hurt them and their careers.

Yes.
Lunatic Fringe
are fucking lunatics.



Yes.
I will always fucking adore her.



Yes.
I will always fucking adore him.

Yes.
I was thrilled that Rob and the Rover
were getting nominated for Australian Film awards.
I thought he thoroughly immersed himself in
that character...
I'm not a fan of bleak, futuristic movies
But Rob was good in that role
and deserved the positive reactions.

Yes.
I'm thrilled that Kristen is nominated
for a very prestigious Cesar movie award
for "Sils Maria"
Kristen becomes the first American woman to be nominated
 at the French award show in 30 years.
Quite the honor.
Well deserved.

No.
Stop putting Rob and Kristen
in some bizarro career competition.

No.
Rob isn't broke.

No.
Kristen isn't out of work.
You have no idea what projects
she might be working on.


Yes.
Kristen has at least 4 Movies
coming out this year.
She's signed onto another Chanel campaign.
All of her recent work is being praised
and given wonderful reviews.
She's young.
She's talented.
She's gorgeous.
She's rich.
She's famous.

Yes.
I can see how horrible her life is right now.


Yes.
Rob is working on a set in Budapest
for his next movie.
He also has other movies coming up.
LIFE and Queen of the Desert were premiered
at Berlinale Berlin International Film Festival.
His work in the Rover has been praised.
He's young.
He's talented.
He's gorgeous.
He's rich.
He's famous.

Yes.
I can see how it would suck to be him.

Maybe.
I'm being sarcastic about how
horrible their lives are right now.


Yes.
I think Nicholas Hoult
is all kinds of cute.

No.
I don't ship him and Kristen.

Yes.
I think he's a sweet guy
because he went to a few of Kristen's premieres
and spent a lot of time with her
and said a lot of nice things about her.

No.
I don't ship him and Kristen.

Maybe.
If they did get together
It would be kinda cute.

NO.
I DON'T SHIP NICHOLAS AND KRISTEN
Just because I think they would be cute together.

Yes.
Some people get all offended
every time I mention Nicholas on Twitter.

Maybe.
They need to stop policing what I say.
Who I talk to.
Who I follow.



Yes.
 I will ALWAYS love this.
And them.
Always.


This post has been brought to you by
The Past.

Move on already.
It's not 2012 anymore.
And while it's always nice to reminisce
about the past...
You really need to live in the NOW.


The past and the future is a joke to me now.
 I see that they're nothing.
 I see they ain't here. 
The only thing that's here is you - and me.

And of course...


To enduring... lasting friendship.

Until next time.

Bye for now