What's new in the ever fascinating
world of internet fandom?
Sometimes its different shit
But you know how it goes.
Anyway... let's see what we have.
1. Kristen at Sundance
Her film "Certain Women"
was getting wonderful reviews
especially Kristen's performance.
No surprise there.
Sundance and Kristen equal Brilliant.
2. Rob's hair
Rob is working on "Good Time" right now in NY
and I guess he got a perm for the role.
It's hard to really gauge the depth of curliness...
But there was much ado about it.
I would like to see him on set and the perm
in its full glory...
3. Nicholas Hoult
I think he's pretty.
Like REALLY tall.
And he's British.
And did I mention how adorable he was?
I post about Nicholas Hoult
BECAUSE I CAN.
Some people seem to get all bent about it
But too fucking bad.
I like him.
And I'm looking forward to this
oh... and this...
No matter the circumstances of their relationship...
There ain't NOTHING wrong with that.
4. Thomas Sturridge
I adore him completely.
He has a role in "Hollow Crown- War of the Roses"
playing Henry VI.
And seriously people...
go watch some of Tom's films.
He's really quite good at what he does.
5. Baby Cray
The Baby Cray have taken it up a notch
to full blown insanity.
As usual... any picture that doesn't fit their
psychotic agenda is
It's the GO TO excuse.
The ONLY excuse.
The ONLY excuse.
I mean... seriously.
How can anyone just sit there and believe that shit?
They argued for days about the pics of Rob getting a perm
Look at the snow!
Look at the lights!
The pics are old!
All to secure their fantasy that Rob was never in London
all this time... with Twigs.
(Don't look at the man behind the curtain)
I'm sorry (not really) that I laugh at this lunacy
I can't seem to help it.
They contradict themselves at every turn
and its quite entertaining.
They ignore all evidence that Rob is with Twigs
and instead pull out pictures of Rob/Kristen
that are YEARS old.
People are being lied to...
And People are most definitely lying.
Liar. Liar. Pants. On. Fire.
No insider 'Cuz'
(alternate personalities don't count)
No super secret sources.
No FBI photo analysts
The whole "if you knew what we know"
really doesn't fly.
(not that it ever did)
Because it's quite obvious that
You know dick shit.
Kristen said so.
6. Kristen's interview with Variety
You all know by now that Variety
erroneously (purposely) attributed Kristen's comments to “diversity.”
They have since clarified above that her comments
were addressing gender equality.
It didn't take long for the hyenas
to come out for the attack.
They smelled blood.
They all wanted a piece of Kristen.
They ripped and shredded.
Even when it was clear what Kristen was referring to...
The hyenas continued their attack.
"Well... she was attacking women.
Does that make it better?"
Except Kristen's views on gender equality
are well known.
She's a feminist.
She works with women on projects
about women starring women
directed by women.
Yeah... maybe she could have worded
her response a bit better...
(I guess not everyone is as perfect as you are)
But you all know what she meant.
Even the blood thirsty hyenas.
It sucks to want to try and hurt Kristen
time and time again...
yet her career is on FIRE.
And that burns you most of all.
7. Rob fan.
It irritates (some) people that I don't talk enough about Rob.
As I said before...
Not much to say.
If my ovaries don't burst on every tweet
and in every post...
I must not be a fan anymore!
Well of course that's complete bullshit.
I don't get why its so important how much I talk about Rob.
or how I talk about Rob.
What's it to you?
I talk about what I want...
and I'm sorry if I don't talk about Twigs
(I don't care about her)
or Rob's perm.
I go see/buy his movies.
That's all I need to do.
I don't keep my blog name
to annoy idiots out there
who are somehow offended by it.
Like I would let some random people
dictate what I should do.
I keep the name because I like it.
And I still like Rob.
Because I've had it for over 7 years
and its mine.
I don't keep it to spite anyone.
Or to garner more 'hits'
I'm guessing if I called it
Kristen Stewart Intoxication
it would get more.
I've never been about hits...
I don't care.
I write this because I want to
not because I have to.
And in closing...
Kristen Stewart is better than you.
And definitely you.
And you know who you are
I adore her.
She's not perfect.
But that's all part of her immense charm.
And you know she has 'something'
that keeps you all hanging on her every move
and her every word.
Robert Pattinson is with FKA Twigs.
I wish he would just marry her already...
and maybe that will shut up the Cray.
Although I'm sure they will find
some sort of conspiracy theory
to cover it up.
It is interesting to note that the crazy
isn't just in this fandom.
I just read recently where some fans
of 1D won't accept the fact that
one of the boys recently had a baby with someone.
There are pics of her pregnant...
Pics of him with the baby...
And here we have people
desperately making fake babies!!!
One last thing.
I loved Rob and Kristen together.
I really did.
I spent a lot of time talking about them
I enjoyed every minute.
But guess what?
I love Rob and Kristen APART
I think they are better apart.
And they both seem happy with their life.
At least we will always have Paris.
It was sweet...
while it lasted.
But the party's over...
It's time to call it a day.
Until next time.
Bye for now