Satisfaction

Satisfaction.

Man.

I feel it.

So fucking satisfied.

As a fan of Kristen...

How can I be anything... BUT satisfied?

2016 has been a helluva year so far

hasn't it?

Seriously.

The girl never stops.

And you can't stop looking... can you?

She's fucking magnetic.

You HAVE to see what she is doing.

Who she's with.

You can't help it.

Why?

Because we are DRAWN to her.

That's part of what makes her a star.

Part of her CHARM.

Equals

Certain Women

Cafe Society

Personal Shopper

I want to see them ALL.

Now.

NOW.

Kristen's stunning beauty is satisfying.

That she is the face of Chanel...

That people care about what she wears.

That she is edgy

And cool

and always gorgeous

without even trying.

You know what else is extremely satisfying?

That all the Bitter Bettys were so wrong about her.

The ones who screeched that her career was over

and no one would ever work with her again...

That she was DONE.

I hope they are choking on the bitter.

Oh how satisfying.

All the critics who love her...

All the praise for her performances

Yes.

Very.

Very.

Satisfying.

Guess what else is gratifying?

Whenever a picture of Rob and Twigs shows up.

No.

Not because I care about their relationship

(sorry... nope)

But for a couple of reasons.

1. Rob seems happy.

That's cool.

but more so for

2.

The Baby Cray who lose their shit

every time a new picture shows up that

proves them to be fucking liars.

I don't know why...

but there is immense satisfaction 

when they make up excuses

and pretend to 'know something you don't know'

Yet...

again and again

Rob and Twigs are just living their life

(in NY lately)

and again and again

the Cray

know

dick

shit.

OK

It doesn't matter how many times you claim

they are wearing the same clothes...

or jewelry...

or if they see each others friends socially.

They aren't sending you signs.

There are no talkative cousins.

There are NO sources.

Rob and Kristen are NOT together.

They are NOT hiding 2.5 babies.

They could be in the same State.

City.

House.

Room.

Standing side by side.

And it wouldn't make any difference.

Because they are not together.

Don't these people get tired of being wrong

ALL the damn time??

EVERY picture of R/T together is a lie?

EVERY person who sees them together is a liar?

Really?

Does that seem logical in any sense of the word?

Why do I bother trying to find logic

with the illogical?

No marriage

No children

Do Not Pass GO

Do not collect $200

And you know what else is incredibly satisfying???

Not giving a flying fuck

(is that like... the mile high club?)

About Rob OR Kristen's relationships.

God... how nice it is to be over that bullshit.

To sit back and laugh at the angst and drama...

From a distance.

Sorry Twigs and Alicia.

But I just don't.

It's not personal.

Maybe it's me...

(but I really think it's you.)

Rob looks happy.

Kristen looks gloriously happy.

And that's truly all that matters.

Is Kristen working her ass off

making lots of interesting movies?

Is she doing lots of promo and events?

Yes?

BRILLIANT!

SATISFACTION!

Does Rob have sex hair reminiscent of 2009?

Is he making movies at his own pace

and doing what he wants to do?

SATISFACTION.

Tom Sturridge.

Dreamy.

Moody.

Those eyes...

SATISFACTION.

Lets not forget about the extremely satisfying

Nicholas Hoult.

Did I say extremely?

Why yes...

Yes I did.

I can't get no satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction

'Cause I try 

and I try 

and I try

AND I TRY

I can't get no, I can't get no

SATISFACTION.

This post is brought to you 

by being happy

and accepting the truth

when it is right in front of your face.

It will be OK.

The world still spins

even though Rob and Kristen

are no longer together.

Really.

Come down to earth

and check it out.

Until next time

Bye for now.

Happy Birthday Marilyn

Just Another Manic Monday...

What's new in the ever fascinating

world of internet fandom?

Nothing much.

Same shit.

Different day.

Sometimes its different shit

same day...

But you know how it goes.

Anyway... let's see what we have.

1. Kristen at Sundance

Her film "Certain Women"

was getting wonderful reviews

especially Kristen's performance.

No surprise there.

Sundance and Kristen equal Brilliant.

Always.

2. Rob's hair

Rob is working on "Good Time" right now in NY

and I guess he got a perm for the role.

It's hard to really gauge the depth of curliness...

But there was much ado about it.

I would like to see him on set and the perm

in its full glory...

3. Nicholas Hoult

I think he's pretty.

And tall.

Like REALLY tall.

And he's British.

And did I mention how adorable he was?

And tall?

I post about Nicholas Hoult

BECAUSE I CAN.

Some people seem to get all bent about it

But too fucking bad.

I like him.

A lot.

And I'm looking forward to this

oh... and this...

No matter the circumstances of their relationship...

There ain't NOTHING wrong with that.

4. Thomas Sturridge

I adore him completely.

He has a role in "Hollow Crown- War of the Roses"

playing Henry VI.

Stellar cast.

And seriously people...

go watch some of Tom's films.

He's really quite good at what he does.

5. Baby Cray

The Baby Cray have taken it up a notch

to full blown insanity.

Whats new?

As usual... any picture that doesn't fit their 

psychotic agenda is

PHOTOSHOPPED!

It's the GO TO excuse.
The ONLY excuse.

I mean... seriously.

How can anyone just sit there and believe that shit?

They argued for days about the pics of Rob getting a perm

Look at the snow!

Look at the lights!

The pics are old!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All to secure their fantasy that Rob was never in London

all this time... with Twigs.

(Don't look at the man behind the curtain)

I'm sorry (not really) that I laugh at this lunacy

I can't seem to help it.

They contradict themselves at every turn

and its quite entertaining.

They ignore all evidence that Rob is with Twigs

and instead pull out pictures of Rob/Kristen

that are YEARS old.

People are being lied to...

And People are most definitely lying.

Liar. Liar. Pants. On. Fire.

No insider 'Cuz'

(alternate personalities don't count)

No super secret sources.

No FBI photo analysts

The whole "if you knew what we know"

really doesn't fly.

(not that it ever did)

Because it's quite obvious that 

You know dick shit.

Kristen said so.

6. Kristen's interview with Variety

Well.

You all know by now that Variety 

erroneously (purposely) attributed Kristen's comments to “diversity.”

They have since clarified above that her comments 

were addressing gender equality.

It didn't take long for the hyenas

to come out for the attack.

They smelled blood.

They all wanted a piece of Kristen.

They ripped and shredded.

Even when it was clear what Kristen was referring to...

The hyenas continued their attack.

"Well... she was attacking women.

Does that make it better?"

Except Kristen's views on gender equality

are well known.

She's a feminist.

She works with women on projects

about women starring women

directed by women.

Yeah... maybe she could have worded 

her response a bit better...

(I guess not everyone is as perfect as you are)

But you all know what she meant.

Even the blood thirsty hyenas.

It sucks to want to try and hurt Kristen

time and time again...

yet her career is on FIRE.

And that burns you most of all.

7. Rob fan.

It irritates (some) people that I don't talk enough about Rob.

As I said before...

Not much to say.

Dior ad.

Good Times.

Perm.

If my ovaries don't burst on every tweet

and in every post...

I must not be a fan anymore!

Well of course that's complete bullshit.

As always...

I don't get why its so important how much I talk about Rob.

or how I talk about Rob.

What's it to you?

I talk about what I want...

and I'm sorry if I don't talk about Twigs

(I don't care about her)

or Rob's perm.

I go see/buy his movies.

That's all I need to do.

Oh. And.

I don't keep my blog name

to annoy idiots out there 

who are somehow offended by it.

Really?

Like I would let some random people

dictate what I should do.

Right. OK.

I keep the name because I like it.

And I still like Rob.

Because I've had it for over 7 years

and its mine.

I don't keep it to spite anyone.

Or to garner more 'hits'

because honestly...

I'm guessing if I called it 

Kristen Stewart Intoxication

it would get more.

I've never been about hits...

I don't care.

I write this because I want to

not because I have to.

And in closing...

Kristen Stewart is better than you.

And you.

And definitely you.

And you know who you are

I adore her.

She's not perfect.

She's flawed.

But that's all part of her immense charm.

And you know she has 'something'

that keeps you all hanging on her every move

and her every word.

Admit it.

Robert Pattinson is with FKA Twigs.

I wish he would just marry her already...

and maybe that will shut up the Cray.

Although I'm sure they will find 

some sort of conspiracy theory

to cover it up.

It is interesting to note that the crazy

isn't just in this fandom.

I just read recently where some fans

of 1D won't accept the fact that

one of the boys recently had a baby with someone.

There are pics of her pregnant...

Pics of him with the baby...

Yet.

It's FAKE.

It's PHOTOSHOPPED.

I mean.

And here we have people 

desperately making fake babies!!!

Wow.

One last thing.

I loved Rob and Kristen together.

I really did.

I spent a lot of time talking about them

I enjoyed every minute.

But guess what?

I love Rob and Kristen APART

even more.

I think they are better apart.

And they both seem happy with their life.

At least we will always have Paris.

It was sweet...

while it lasted.

But the party's over...

It's time to call it a day.

With acceptance

comes peace.

Until next time.

Bye for now