I'm lazy, aren't I?
I just can't seem to get motivated to open my laptop
and post a few words on this blog.
It's not that there hasn't been stuff to talk about...
I do still check social media
and try to stay 'current'.
But I have to admit that ever since
Humpty Trumpty was elected...
This country's welfare has been
at the forefront of my brain.
But to be honest...
I did write a rather lengthy post
right after Kristen hosted SNL
Because lo and behold...
SHE FUCKING KILLED IT.
God, she was good.
And of course she looked gorgeous doing it.
If you are a fan of Kristen's...
then you enjoyed every damn minute.
And if you aren't a fan of Kristen's...
I know you couldn't take your eyes off of her either.
And it annoyed the hell outta you
that she didn't suck.
Which in turn...
sucks for you.
Then of course...
She said FUCK on live TV.
Look at her.
How cute is she?
She was so excited...
so IN the damn moment...
She was as shocked as anyone.
God...she's so adorable.
Cussing and all.
One of the things I admire about Kristen
is that even when she's afraid...
Another reason I didn't post my last blog
was because... like...
the next couple of days after that was all about Rob.
He did red carpet for LCOZ!!!
It seems like its been ages since Rob did promo
but seeing Rob in a suit somehow
makes everything better.
I'm really thinking that he makes that look so easy.
and he brought Twigs...
And they looked REALLY happy.
It's good to see Rob smile like that...
And I know that it's completely selfish of me
but another reason I love pics like this
is because it sends the Baby Loons into a panic.
They STILL insist that Rob and Kristen are married
with 3 kids.
Completely ignoring pictures like Rob and Twigs
so OBVIOUSLY together
Kristen so OBVIOUSLY
in a relationship with Stella Maxwell.
(and aren't they all kinds of cute?)
I guess I will never understand why they can't
just accept that Rob and Kristen broke up YEARS ago
and have moved on.
Just like some people can't accept that Kristen
will love who she wants to love...
be it male or female.
The heart wants what it wants.
And that Rob loves Twigs.
Reality is... it doesn't matter who they love.
Because it's not up to us.
It's not about us.
And it shouldn't affect us.
Stop using their relationships to attack them.
Stop comparing them.
Stop making it a competition.
Stop looking if you don't like what you see.
Stay in your lane.
Kristen has been way busy with making movies
And the one most talked about right now is
Personally... I haven't seen it yet
(although I can't wait)
but she is getting RAVE reviews.
And by RAVE, I mean WONDERFUL.
In addition to Kristen getting great critical response
the movie is doing pretty well
in limited release
(never near me, of course)
I know I've said it before
and I will probably say it always...
But Kristen is MAGNETIC onscreen.
You WANT to watch her.
And you feel a void when shes not there.
As she matures...
She just keeps getting better.
I haven't seen LCOZ either.
Although I really want to.
I'm not sure how good the movie is doing...
But Rob is getting great reviews.
And I love Beardy Rob.
Maybe not THAT much beard
but I prefer men with facial hair.
This has always been one of my favorite bearded moments.
Speaking of BEARDS...
This post is brought to you by
a man of many beards...
Tom always seems to have a beard...
which is good.
It suits him
and makes his blue eyes...
Man... I adore him.
And guess what?
Reed Birney, Olivia Wilde, and Tom Sturridge
Will Lead Cast of Broadway's 1984.
I've always believed that Tom was happiest on stage.
It's where he seems most comfortable...
it's where he belongs.
Now I just need to set up a trip to NYC
This post is brought to you by the letters
1. To the people who keep bringing up Kristen's sexuality
like its an insult.
(Why does it scare you so much?
Why do you care?
Why is it even a big deal?)
2. To the people who constantly trash Twigs
just because Rob fell in love with her.
(It's just another version of Nonstens)
3. To the people who can't accept that
Rob and Kristen are no longer together.
(It's almost FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
You are severely insane)
4. To the people who think they know Rob's and Kristen's
lives and how they feel.
(You don't know DICKSHIT)
5. To the people who never have anything nice to say
about Rob and/or Kristen
(They say they "don't care")
but still watch and read every thing about them
and then talk about them ALL THE TIME.
And most of all?
To Donald Trump.
Because every thing you say is a lie.
are NOT my president.
Until next time.
Drums keep pounding
A rhythm to the brain
Bye for now.