Stop! In the Name of Love!

I'm not sure what to write about.

Hmmm.

Rob was Australia and did a premiere

for THE ROVER.

The movie is getting great reviews

Especially Rob.

Isn't that wonderful?

Kinda like how Sils Maria 

was getting great reviews in Cannes

Especially Kristen.

Seriously the most gorgeous picture of Kristen. Ever.

Isn't that wonderful?

Shouldn't you be happy if you are a fan of Rob and Kristen's?

Their future is so bright!

But yet... Drama still spins.

Let's see...

1. There was a picture of Kristen in L.A.

But wait... isn't she still filming in NOLA?

But...

OH NO

So she's on her way to NYC?

Well...

There was a picture of her actually IN L.A...

(You know... her and Rob have some major 

dog discussions coming up. Important plant planning.

These things take hours and hours... Maybe days. Weeks.)

But then again

There was a tweet about seeing her going to NYC.

And a lot of 'photo assumption'

Which is what this fandom EXCELS at.

So where the hell is she?

Last known location... L.A. California.

Anything else we are waiting on receipts.

I do love how she is able to fly all over the place

without much notice.

Just makes you think how many times 

she has gone somewhere and never been seen.

2. There was a Vine video.

Gotta admit...I kinda hate them.

All jumpy and loud and annoying.

But this one had Kristen in it.

And you can hear her say "Me and Rob"

and possibly "kissing" "work"

I don't know.

I only watched it three times.

At first people said 

IT WASN'T HER

But I'm satisfied that's her voice.

I think everyone kinda knows that much.

And I'm told that the video was from NYC

 people said from March...

My point?

I have no fucking point.

I'm pretty fucking sure that Rob and Kristen

Not only talk...

But SEE each other.

Regularly.

So the fact that Kristen talks about Rob

is not really surprising.

(but lotsa cute that it was on video)

Either was the Ninnie response

"Kristen put that out there and talked about

Rob to stay relevant!"

Yeah. OK.

Because she needs to put out a bizarre

vine video that was months old...

to stay relevant.

Sure. Sure.

3. Joan Rivers.

She made a nasty comment about Kristen in her book.

People made MUCH more of this than deserved.

Yeah...she's a dried up old bitch.

But this is her fucking shtick...

WHO CARES what she says?

Unfortunately people throw in Rob or Kristen's name

to get attention.

It's been going on for years.

(Hello Donald Trump)

I can tell you one thing for sure...

Tweeting at her and ranting at her

doesn't hurt her at all.

She wants attention.

Why give it to her?

Why give it to anyone who slams Rob or Kristen?

This fandom's 'rabid' reputation is embarrassing.

And people push the buttons 

and get the desired result.

5. Lots of random bizarro bullshit.

I'm not even talking about the invisible 'bump'

that has now led to an invisible baby.

I guess if people want to cling to that...

Go for it.

But now I've heard some people think Kristen has stretch marks?

Um. 

What?

NO.

Just NO.
Absolutely NOT.

*sigh*

6. E! Online and Gossip Cop

Does anyone believe anything they write anymore?

E! has been continuously wrong about Rob and Kristen.

They STILL bring up Riley and Dylan.

They can't even admit how off the mark they were.

As for Gossip Cop?

They did actually used to 'bust' bad gossip.

(let's face it... isn't it ALL bad?)

Now?

Now they repost shit that most people would

never see 

Just because it has Rob and/or Kristen attached to it.

Horrible vile bullshit.

And here is just another case of someone

using Rob and Kristen to get hits.

Gossip Cops comment section is legendary 

for attracting the most extreme of the Lunatic Fringe.

Bravo! You must be so proud!
You are now the bottom of the barrel!

And.

For someone to suggest that E! and GC are somehow

on Rob's payroll...

for the SOLE purpose of trashing Kristen?

Blatant Rubbish!

There is no upside for Rob to do such a thing.

Just like all the Robsessed Ninnies who seem to think

Kristen has devised some scheme to sabotage Rob.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

I know it's hard for some to realize

but Rob and Kristen aren't enemies.

They aren't competing.

They aren't out to hurt the other.

You really think Rob's 'team' would push

July 2012 as a way to hurt her?

You really think he wants that being brought

up over and over again?

They both get slammed when that is mentioned.

So why would they?

Makes zero sense.

And I know that those deepest of the Robsessed Mommies

out there really want to believe that 

Rob has nothing to do with Kristen.

But oh...

Oh dear.

Won't you be surprised?

7.  Tom Sturridge

Completely adore.

Always.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the fandom police.

Stop it.

We don't need you.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion

and being able to speak about it on Twitter.

You don't get to decide what is good

bad

or anything else.

As long as they aren't HURTING or trashing someone

personally... professionally

Then back the fuck off.

Not everyone is going to agree

and in this fandom...

that is sadly more true than ever right now.

But don't you find opposing viewpoints... interesting?

Surely having everyone thinking the same thing

without variation... is...

Boring? Stifling?

Ab(by)normal?

(Bwahahaha... fucking LOVE Young Frankenstein)

How about to each their own?

Even if its wrong.

Heh.

Until next time.

Remember...

Love

is

Long.

Bye for now.

We Cannes Work It Out.

CANNES!!!

Maps To The Stars

Clouds of Sils Maria

are BOTH in competition 

at the Cannes Film Festival!

I'm so thrilled for them!

There is SO much to be happy about!
Rob and Kristen
are making great career choices...
and being recognized for it.
Isn't that what any fan wants for them?

So what can we look forward to?

1. Rob in a fucking tux.

Hopefully with sunglasses.

Because quite honestly...

NO ONE wears either of them quite like he does.

Am I right?

2. Kristen in some tight... slinky number.

(yes. that's why)

But truly...

The dresses that Kristen wore last time she was at Cannes

Were gorgeous...

Especially 

THIS ONE

This is my all time favorite Kristen look.

But I suppose I might be a bit biased...

Considering her adorable accessory.

3. Let's celebrate these three movies!
I can't wait to see them...

Clouds of Sils Maria.

(A trailer would be nice)

Maps to the Stars.

and...

THE ROVER!!

While its not in competition...

It will have a screening!

I'm sure by now you all saw the trailer...

And Rob.

Well.

It was a far different Robert than we have seen before.

And it was good.
HE was good.

Rob is showing the world

he is more than a 'pretty face'.

Isn't that enough to focus on?

No need to get all wrapped up in

 Will they

Won't they
No expectations.
Enjoy the moment.
and if something fanFUCKINGtastic happens?
All the better.

We got lucky once.

Twice?

(three times a lady)

Our fandom NEVER gets shit like this.
NEVER.
And we did.
and it was wonderful.
Amazing.

It was a fucking miracle.

We should be grateful.

We were blessed.

What are the chances of lightening striking
the same place again?

Final thoughts.

1. I don't think I have stated enough
(Or have I?)
that I really don't care if people
feel the same way about
Rob and Kristen
that I do.
Believe what you want.
I believe what I know.

But I do care about
Rob and Kristen.
I want them to be happy.
I realize that some things have changed...
But what hasn't changed is the love
they have for each other.
They are still in each other's lives.
Entangled.
Connected.

And I'll be your lover, too...
(I love how he sings this song...)

So let's enjoy the good things
that are happening in the fandom.
Now.
Because that's all we can do.

Whatever will be.
Will bee*

So smile.
Be happy.
Be safe.
Bee* leave.

and last but never least...

This post is brought to you by
my enduring adoration of

Tom Sturridge.

Listen to the man.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Yeah.
Love is fucking Long.