Or Something...

Well damn.

I haven't written in almost a month.

Me.

Someone who usually has so much to say...

Someone who used to post daily.

Me.

I'm not quite sure what it is.

Maybe there isn't much to say right now.
Maybe I just don't have the time like I used to...
Sometimes "REAL" life does get in the way
of "FAKE" lives... Ya know?

I mean...

Beardy Rob is filming in the jungles of Columbia

or something.

Luminous Kristen is filming 

on the streets of NYC

or something.

Tom is probably really beardy right now

and who the hell knows what the hell

he is doing... or where he is.

or something.

See what I mean?

I'm not really a 'info' blog

nor do I feel obligated to go over anyone's schedule

and try to decipher where they are
and what they are doing
(and with whom)

at any given moment.

So basically...

It's pretty parched up in them there fandom.

Oh sure...

we still have all the lame drama going on...

But I doubt that will ever stop.

The names change

The game remains.

I used to get quite the giggle out of the

whole baby cray stuff...

But at this point

isn't it more sad than amusing?

This was actually written...

on a blog.

Seriously.

"The cuz said it’s unbelievable how big Sweet Pea is getting.

 And she is the spitting image of her daddy.

 She has his personality too. 

Jelly Bean looks more like Kristen 

and her Daddy calls her his butterball!"

I mean... 

REALLY???

First off... I can't believe

anyone believes one word of this rubbish.

Secondly... 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm SO sure the "Cuz" has all this insider access

to the imaginary babies!

And I'm also sure that imaginary parents

Rob and Kristen

would have NO problem with someone

ratting out their children on social media

giving up personal intimate details...

Why would they mind?

It's just their imaginary babies after all!

ANYWAY...

I'm still waiting to see if/when

I will be able to see Equals...

Because I really

Really

Really

Really Really Really Really

need to see it.

and him.

Are you kidding me with this? 

And her...

Doing stuff like this...

And maybe some of this...

People still get bent outta shape 

when I mention Nicholas on Twitter.

Why Chuck... WHY?

I had gotten this response to me posting a picture of NH

the other day...

(and remember... all I did was post his picture-

there was no mention of Rob)

"He could never take the place of Rob, ever"

What did me posting a picture of Nicholas

have to do with Rob?

Nothing.

Absolutely NOTHING.

Yet... somehow... these people

seem to think I am betraying Rob somehow

like its some weird sort of competition.

It all comes back to the people who spout

"Fans of both"

like its an insult.

 They can't conceive of admiring

and being interested in more

 than one person at a time.

It's so strange...

and narrow minded.

"You can only like ROB 

or KRISTEN!!!

You can't like both!

How DARE you!"

I like a lot of different actors

and actresses...

and musicians

and artists.

I love movies and music.

I guess that makes me a FAN OF MANY!!

Oh my!

Whatever shall I do?

Wherever shall I go?

Fuck ALL the way off.

And yeah....

I wanna see LIFE

(imagine that! I want to see both

Rob and Kristen's films!!)

and I'm pretty sure it won't be shown around me

because most of their films aren't...

But I'm looking forward to it.

Really.

Really.

Rob looks GOOD in this movie.

(Now can I see him in it, Please??)

Really.

One last thing.

A picture of Rob/Twigs walking a dog.

I can see why this was such a big fucking deal.

No.

Not really.

Walking a dog is a pretty normal thing to do.

But the Baby Cray said it was fake.

(like every picture of Rob/Twigs)

and there was this big uproar

about the name of the dog...

"lady bear"

or something.

1. Why in the WORLD would anyone

fake such a mundane picture?

Surely 

The whole damn universe isn't in on

manipulating every picture that doesn't 

fit your agenda?

2. The Twigberts (formerly known has Nonstens)

were all atwitter at this picture...

Not only for what it showed

(and hey... good on you)

But because some people

were giving Twigs a hard time

over the choice of the name.

Because apparently 'bear'

(which is probably not even the real name)

can only be used once in all of dog names... Ever.

Sorry all you people out there

who have dogs named Bear...

Which my sister happens to be one of-

The bitch!

3. But what I found MOST amusing

and the real reason I brought this insanity up...

was because the Twigberts

were all shouty about how lame

some fans were to make a big deal out of a name.

They went on and on making fun of them...

How quickly we forget, huh?

Does anyone remember what the Ninnies

were screeching when these pictures came out?

"That's not Bear! That's a litter mate that

Kristen bought so people would believe its the same dog!

That's NOT the real Bear!!"

"Summit is making her walk the dog

so everyone believes they are together.

PR PR PR PR PR"

"Kristen even using the same collar with "Bear"

on it and the same leash so she can be

connected to Rob and stay relevant!"

Yes.

The Faux Bear debacle.

Hilarious shit.

And let's be real...

The Faux Bear bullshit

is ever so much more ridiculous

than the lame name bullshit.

Just a casual reminder...

Heh.

This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE.

I miss his face.

Also by...

Nicholas Hoult.

Because the boy gives good face too.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Gimme Some Truth...

I'm sick and tired of hearing things

From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites

All I want is the truth

Just gimme some truth

-John Lennon

Truth.

It's a word bandied about this fandom

 ad nauseam

What is the truth?

What is true?

Well.

It depends on where you're sitting.

Because when it comes to this fandom...

There are multiple versions of the truth.

This is what I know (think?) to be true.

1. Kristen is BEAUTIFUL
and ever so happy
and more smiley and giggly than I have ever seen her.

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you.

She looked lovely at the EQUALS premiere 

at the Venice Film Festival.

Truth?

I didn't love her dress...

It was very pretty... don't get me wrong

but it seemed bunchy in the middle.

Looked weird.

But from the back?

Kristen is a princess.

GORGEOUS.

Pretty People

She truly looked amazing at the TIFF premiere of EQUALS.
And I added in Nicholas just because... I can.
(He's all kinds of pretty too)

2. Kristen and Nicholas Hoult are adorable together.

Lean on me...

For reasons unknown...
Some select people (judgey judgersons)
actually get all bent out of shape

when people get excited over pictures like this one.

They get all...

weirdly defensive and strange

when people want to ship Kristen/Nic.

Why?

Why do they care?

What the fuck is it to them?

I've jumped off the shipping thing.

(for now)

I don't ship Kristen and Nicholas.

But if I did...

SO WHAT.

What a maroon.

If I want to ship Kristen and Bugs Bunny

it ain't none of your damn business.

It's not hurting anyone.
And I can guaran-damn-tee that no one
isn't losing sleep over what strangers tweet about.

"Shipping" is harmless.

It's not serious.

Lighten the hell up, Francis.

And please...

for the love of God

Would the Ninnies

stop pretending that they care about Kristen

and her relationships and her happiness.
(and about Alicia's feelings)

No one buys it.
Your agenda is crystal clear.

Just stop.

3. I love beardy Rob and Tom

Hey where did we go... Days when the rain came?

I mean...

I'm a HUGE fan of beards.

But even I have my limits.

But they are still fucking adorable

and how can you not love their friendship?

Smiley and Shaggy.

Friends 'til the end.

4. Rob and Kristen

both gave some good interviews.

He is smiling under that beard...

A question to Rob from a recent Neon Magazine interview...

Q: Some of your persistent fans didn’t only aim at you. 
Your ex girlfriend Kristen Stewart was insulted 
and also your fiancee FKA twigs
 is getting racially abused repeatedly .

R: The trolls and net commentators play guardians of morality. 
The abstruse is, that this people apparently don’t have a life
 but to sit in front of the computer
 and flush the internet with their hate.
 I never have met a person who comments on the net. Never.
 But this assholes judge your life.
 Now I always say to myself: this is just an unhappy person,
 always talking the same shit.

Granted...

This interview was translated

so it's always a bit 'off'.

But here's where different versions of the TRUTH come in.

Some think he was referring to the Baby Loons
and how they constantly lie about R/K
and call Twigs disgusting names.
Some think it was about the "Sessed" fanatics
and how they have continually 
trashed and attacked Kristen for the past 7 years.
Some think its about the "Save Rob" group
who constantly bash and trash Rob (and Twigs)

I'm thinking he was referencing ALL of them.
Anyone who spits out bitter venom
and think they have the right to judge his life...
or the people he cares about in his life.

Basically...

"Assholes play guardians of morality and judge your life...

Always talking the same shit."

Yep.

Can I please have this movie in my face.. PRETTY PLEASE?

And this one too... PLEASE.

Kristen's interview with THR

There seemed to be a parallel in the film with the celebrity world, 
being told what to do, eat, wear all the time.
 Is it difficult for you sometimes to do your own thing?

It's never difficult for me to do it
 but it has been difficult sometimes to hear people's response to it,
 to things that I just think are so insignificant,
 as insignificant as not wanting to wear heels for five hours or more
 significantly the way people choose to live their lives.
 Why do people care? Why do you care?
 I'm sorry, have I let you down or something?
 You don't even know me.

I think this snippet of the interview really 

says it all...

I've always said that people focus on 

the most insignificant details..

They obsess about things

over which they have no control.

What good does that do?

 but the real clincher is...

"I'm sorry, have I let you down or something?

You don't even KNOW me."

Both Rob and Kristen have told us again and again...

WE KNOW DICKSHIT.

We don't know details of

Kristen and Robs relationships...

We don't know what they're thinking

We don't know how they feel

We don't know anything at all.

They don't talk about it.

Stop talking about them like they discuss

Their most intimate feelings with you.

It's all just speculation... And innuendo.

It's not the truth.

Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

The truth is not affected by how many people know it or believe it. 

And the popularity of a belief does not increase its validity.

Brilliant.

Do you know whats NOT true?

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end...

1. The above picture.
No matter how wonderful it was...
no matter how in love they were...
None of it matters.
They aren't together anymore.

You can pull up all the old pics
and wax nostalgic over them
all you want

Nothing wrong with that

I love them too.
But the pics are OLD.

There are zero recent pictures of
Rob and Kristen together.
None.
It's been over 2 fucking years...

You know why?
Because it's over.

But honestly
and truthishly (thats a joke, son)
Rob AND Kristen
are both where they want to be.
It just happens to be with other people.
 

And sorry (not really)

That once again the 'epic' was delayed.

Gasp!!

What a shocker!

As usual... No big revelations or surprises 

Just more excuses when what was promised...

Is denied.

Again.

His smile lights up his whole face...

I fucking adore Tom Sturridge.
I have for years now.

I've gotten a lot of shit over the fact
that I mention him in every post.
But I fucking like who I like

And no one will tell me what I can write about...

So don't even try to tell me
that I can't be his fan
because of some warped twisted perceptions
of what you think a 'fan' should be.

Tom stands alone.
He doesn't need Rob or Sienna
or anyone else
for someone to adore him
and be interested in him
and be a fan of his work.

This post is brought to you by the truth...

there are lots of cutesy saying out there
but I like this one...

Until next time.

Bye for now

By The Way...

BY THE WAY...

Kristen is better than you.

And by YOU

I mean the bitter asshats who always try to bring her down

and can't fucking stand that she's still here...
Working constantly.
Gloriously smiling and Happy.

Looking more beautiful

and standing stronger than ever.

You know who you are.

BY THE WAY...

Rob WAS at a castle in Scotland.
Looking wonderfully beardy and shaggy.
And Twigs was with him.
(not in this picture...obviously)
So sorry.

Rob is also working
(just got a new movie)
(but I won't get too excited
until he's on set)
(Once bitten, Twice Shy)
He's getting awards
(New Hollywood Award at Deauville Film Festival)
and being a good boy.

And oh yeah...
He's still engaged to Twigs.



BY THE WAY...

I just love this picture of Kristen.

BY THE WAY...

One of my favorite pictures of Rob.



BY THE WAY...




I think "LIFE" looks really interesting.
Rob looks and sounds incredible.
And I hope I will be able to see it in a theater.
I know so many people in this fandom
are on one side or the other...
But I truly want only good things
for BOTH Rob and Kristen.
Why wouldn't I?
Sometimes it's easier to be a fan of one... 

Sometimes the other
but things are always changing and shifting
and new projects are always happening.
That's a good thing.


BY THE WAY...

Kristen on the Woody Allen set.
(work work work)

Is anyone cuter than she is?
I'm thinking...
No.


BY THE WAY...

I was going to mention someone
who talks like she has seen Rob and Kristen's
imaginary children...

And who claims that something
!EPIC!
is going to happen with Rob/Kristen on September 5th.
(good thing they didn't clarify the year
just in case it doesn't work out)
(which it won't)
(but I'm sure there are excuses at the ready)
(the big 'reveal' is always being moved back)

But what else is there to say at this point?

I suggest you please proceed with caution
 try not to get too close
and don't look directly at the cray...

but I would actually recommend

RUNNING AWAY
as fast as you can!


BY THE WAY...

I fucking LOVED American Ultra.
I was thrilled beyond words that I could actually
go see it in a movie theater.
It was a GOOD movie.
Kristen and Jesse were wonderful.
Am I surprised that it didn't become a blockbuster
over the weekend?
It doesn't matter.
As a fan of Rob/Kristen
its just part of the deal.
But I don't care if Susie next door liked it
or some big mouth critic with an axe to grind...
I LOVED IT.
I had fun watching it.
It made me happy.
And that is exactly what I want from a movie!


BY THE WAY...

Does anyone remember these dolls?
Mini Edward.
I was going through boxes in my closest
and lo and behold.
There were 5 altogether...
(Yes-- I know... I know.)
I was always partial to Twilight Edward
especially the one with the sunglasses.
(but if you think about it...
why was a vampire who never went out in the sun
wearing sunglasses?)

So there were
2 from Twilight
2 from New Moon
and one... possibly from Eclipse.
(and what the hell is that pose on the last one?
Did Edward EVER pose like that?)
I'm not sure if they stopped making them
after Eclipse...
Or if I stopped buying.
But it does make me nostalgic
for days gone by
when this fandom was FUN.
And it makes me miss Trixie.


BY THE WAY...

Tom hasn't been seen for a while...
but the last time he looked pretty fucking good.
I adore him.
So much.
Doesn't that shirt look familiar?
I don't think the man parts with any article of clothing...
Ever.

Green Sheep 
Forever.


BY THE WAY...

Rob walking will always be...

Quintessential Rob to me.
Strutting.
Smirking.
Still makes me smile.

No more shipping.
(for now)
(never say never)
No more Robsten.
There's Rob.
And there's Kristen.
And that's OK.

This post is brought to you by
People in the "know"

Those who know... Do not speak.
Those who speak... Do not know.

Until next time.

Bye for now.