Dog Days of Summer

The last day of August.

Honestly.

Where the HELL did the summer go

and why am I so happy its over?

I don't like how fast time seems to go by

the older I get

but I must admit I am NOT a fan of summer.

Too hot.

Too many bugs.

Too many people.

Bah Humbug.

Hate it.

Good Riddance.

Anyway.

I wanted to get in my 'monthly' blog 

before the calendar changes over.

So lets discuss recent pictures

shall we?

And here's a shocker...

I'm actually starting with ROB!!!!

I know I know

I ALWAYS talk about Kristen

(How dare me!)

and yeah...

its been easier to do that lately...

She is fucking EVERYWHERE

doing fucking EVERYTHING.

But hey...

Rob wins first picture this post.

A set pic from his movie "Damsel"

I mean...

this picture is ALL KINDS OF GOOD

isn't it?

It's got it all.

Rob looking amazing.

As good as I've seen him look in a while.

And.

He's wearing cowboy type clothes.

Amazing.

And.

He's got a damn guitar across his back.

Amazing.

And.

He's walking.

And even more amazing than that...

He's walking a damn pony.

Seriously.

This was ALL good.

Don't these pictures make you wanna see this movie?

Will he sing?

What's with the pony?

What's it's name?

Isn't that a lot of bullets around his waist?

What kind of hat is that?

All questions I want answered.

Kristen has been working on her own short film...

she's been out and about getting coffee

and doggie toys

and flipping the finger.

You know...

The usual.

(But somehow being all cute when she does it)

And although the Baby Crazies want her

to be around 6 months pregnant right now...

This picture shows that her stomach 

is enviably flat.

It must suck to be a Loony-Tick

(A crazy diseased parasite)

and always be clinging to... nothing.

Holding on to the past...

that gets farther and farther away every day.

Kinda like their break with reality.

Maybe some of you follow Lainey...

Maybe not

I do.

I find her point of view interesting...

even when I don't always agree

especially when it comes to Rob and/or Kristen.

But she is right on the money with this recent post

on her site...

Of course you know that there are some serious TwiHards

 who are very serious about the conspiracy theory that

 Kristen and Robert Pattinson are actually still together,

 married, and raising two secret children

 that she birthed while we were looking but not really seeing.

Now that she’s spoken his name out loud,

 for the first time in a long time, this will give them life.

 It’s her way of sending him an open Valentine,

 never mind that she follows up her comments about “Rob” 

with an unadulterated gush about girlfriend Alicia Cargile:

“Look how cute she is. I love her so much.

 I would never talk about any of my relationships before,

 but once I started dating girls it seemed

 like there was an opportunity to 

represent something really positive. 

I still want to protect my personal life, 

but I don’t want to seem like I’m protecting the idea,

 so that does sort of feel like I owe something to people.”

And this is exactly why those conspiracy theories are so troubling.

 I mean the crazy is entertaining, for sure. 

But to willfully believe that Kristen Stewart is faking it as a lesbian

 in order to hide her true and straight love isn’t just lunacy, 

it’s nefarious, it’s dismissive, and it’s insulting.

LUNACY.

NEFARIOUS.

DISMISSIVE.

INSULTING.

Nail.

Head.

BAM.

Kristen has been on the cover of a bazillion magazines.

Looking stunning and gorgeous and beautiful.

Isn't it wonderful?

How she has been working so hard...

and finally getting where people talk 

more about her work...

than who she's with.

Of course there will always be interest in 

her relationships

(The curse of celebrity)

But isn't it nice when the gossip 

no longer overshadows her movies?

I finally got to see EQUALS.

And it's quiet...

Thoughtful.

but interesting.

Can I be honest here?

Nic and Kristen have hella chemistry.

On and Off screen.

So it wasn't hard to watch this movie.

Lots of close ups.

Touching.

Kissing.

And basically...

I can watch anything that Kristen does...

I find her fascinating on the big screen.

She commands your attention

just by stepping in front of the camera.

It was a good movie.

Made all the better by

Nic and Kristen's appeal.

*****************************************

This post is brought to you by 

the letter T

T for

Sweet Thomas.

Hello from the other side

I must've called a thousand times...

Until next time.

Bye for now

Couple of Things...

Yeah... I'm still around.

Maybe not as much as I used to be...
life has been exceedingly busy as of late

But still reading.

Still seeing.

Still getting DMs.

Ha.

The thing is..

This fandom is kinda like a corny soap opera.

You really don't have to check in and watch it every day

to know what's happening.

All you need to do is peek in one or two days a week

and you're all caught up.

Easy.

Peasy.

Not that there is even that much to catch up on.

Well sure...

Kristen's career is on fucking fire.

(burn baby burn)

So that is always lots of fun to keep up with.

But as far as the fanDUMB is concerned...

It's pretty much 

Same shit

Different day.

It's like some people are on a perpetual 

merry-go-round

They just kinda say the same things

day after day...

and they actually think they are getting somewhere

that what they are saying...

means something.

But alas.

Tis not to be.

All they are doing is going around in circles...

arguing the same bullshit

spewing the same lies.

And never fucking going anywhere.

How sad for them.

But they deserve every miserable

moment they get.

And you KNOW they are miserable.

1. Like I said...

Kristen is on fucking fire.

White Hot.

She was all over the place recently...

and as I'm not a 'fan' blog

(never tried to be one)

I will touch on the things I found interesting.

EQUALS L.A. premiere was July 7th

Lovely.

And being next to Nicholas?

Lovelier.

Does that look right to you?

Lovelier?

Hmmmm...

How about Loveliest.

Yeah.

That looks good.

So do they.

It's obvious to even a casual observer

that Kristen and Nic are close friends.

The comfort and intimacy they share

is nice to see.

No.

I don't SHIP them.

Good Lord.

But I do love seeing them together

and like seeing how they support each other

and how easily they laugh

and are in sync.

So there.

2. Kristen also had a premiere

for Cafe Society.

Rave reviews for this sweet beautiful girl.
LOVE.
IT.

3. Rob turned up in Utah
on a super secret movie.
HUH?
How the hell did he pull that off?
Impressive.
I kinda like when they can make a movie
without the whole fandom watching
every move they make.
Kinda cool.

He looks pretty OK here.
And it turns out it may be a comedy.
Seriously.
Rob in a comedy?
Bring it to me NOW.

4. That brings me to this next thought...

Why are fans so fucking defensive all the time?
You know...
It's OK to not like what someone is wearing...
or their hair
Or maybe you don't agree with what they said.
SO WHAT.
It's not the end of the damn world.
In the past...
I've gotten attacked for saying something as simple as
"Rob looks skinny"
That's all I said.
And the locusts descended on me
like I said something horrible.
What.The.Fuck.
It's not that serious.
Really.

Another example...

This portion of a Twitter conversation
(which I believe was from 2015)
has been thrown in my face twice.
Why?
Well... because this is the worst thing they
could find that I've said about Rob.
And believe you me...
You KNOW they fucking went as far back
as possible to try and find something.
Thing is?
All I said was
"Not my style. But it appears to be Robs."

AND?
So what?
PDA isn't my style.
Never was.
 I'm talking about ME... personally.
And honestly?
I don't give a fuck if Rob or Kristen
or anyone else wants to kiss or hold hands
or whatever they want to do.
Yet...
Asshats keep trying to make this tidbit of a
conversation mean something.
Well guess what?
People change.
If you don't think Kristen or Rob
have changed over the last 3 years
you are an idiot.
Of course they have!
Haven't you?
 I mean...
haven't you changed your mind on some things...
perhaps found new people/places/things to enjoy?
Rob and Kristen are human beings.
They grow.
They change.
Just like everyone else.
Who the hell would want to remain stagnant
and unchanging year after year?


5. Stagnant and living in the past
brings me to my next thought...
The resident fandom crazies...
HKN and the Baby Cult.
Still wallowing in 2009.
Yeah...
Every fandom has that scary group that
embarrasses them all over social media
that has wild conspiracy theories
and will never accept reality.
And I know that some people would rather
just ignore them and pretend they didn't exist.
But I can't.

It would be one thing if these silly shrews
just wanted to believe Rob and Kristen were married
because really... who gives a shit if they want to think that?
It would be another if these crazies
wanted to believe that Kristen has somehow become a Duggar
and is working on baby number 3.
(seems to be the standard GO TO when new pics
of Rob/Twigs or Kristen/Alicia come out)
3 babies in 2 1/2 years.
Okkkkkk.

But the thing that needs to stop is
the constant trashing of Twigs and Kristen (and Rob)
That's really all the Cult do.
They trash Twigs.
Rob's fans come back and slam Kristen.
So then Kristen's fans slam Rob.
It's never ending.
How do these people read what the Baby Cult has to say
and be OK with it?
They are lying.
They don't know any truth... or facts... or anything.
And if Twigs was indeed only an 'investment' by Rob and Kristen
why are they constantly trying to bring Twigs down?
It's fucking lame, OK?

It wasn't right when Kristen was attacked
for years (pre 'scandal' by the way)
and its not right attacking Twigs now.
Twigs hasn't done anything to deserve this shit.
And I'm not saying you have to like Kristen or Twigs... or Rob.
I'm saying be a fucking decent human being
and stop trying to prop up your 'fave' by trashing someone else

Or to further your pathetic agenda.
Kristen doesn't need it.
Rob doesn't need it.
And not one of them deserve it.

6. I was watching a Twilight marathon the other night.
Ok.
So I only started watching Twilight at
"Say it.
Say it OUT-LOUD."

and I did watch all of NEW MOON.

And you know how these movies make me feel?
Happy.
Nostalgic.
No fucking regrets.
None.

This is still a GREAT kissing scene.
(and my lord... ain't they pretty?)

And I STILL get choked up when I hear

"Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming"

Because they fell in love making this movie.
And it was wonderful to watch.

"Jake, I love you. So please, don't make me choose.
 Cause it'll be him. It's always been him."

*Sigh*


but now we have:

Cafe Society
Equals
Childhood of a Leader
Lost City of Z
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Good Time
Certain Women
Personal Shopper
Damsel

It might not be the same
but its more than enough...
and maybe even better.


This post is brought to you by
Acceptance.

You've heard me say it for years.
"With Acceptance Comes Peace"

And it's true.

Rob is happy with his life.
With Twigs.
Kristen is flourishing in hers.
With Alicia.
Good enough for me.

And of course...
This post is also brought to you by
Thomas Sturridge

You know how hard it is to be his fan
if you don't live in the UK?
He makes these wonderful movies that I never get to see
until they are released on DVD
or maybe on PPV.
He's very private about his life
and is rarely seen in public.
I mean...
COME ON.

I still adore you Thomas Sturridge.
Green Sheep.
Fucking Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

The Week in Pictures

If a picture paints a thousand words...

We finally got to see some new pics of Rob.

Serious.

Brooding.

Big hair.

Earrings.

Kinda like an edgy Edward.

But who took the pics somehow garnered

even more of a reaction...

Karl, himself.

Imagine that.

Now a huge deal was made out of that fact..

Even though I don't know why.

Mr. Lagerfeld takes pictures of people.

A lot.

Because you know...

If Karl took Rob's pictures...

AND Kristen's pictures.

Well.

They MUST be married!!!

OF COURSE!!

Isn't that the most logical point of view?

No?

A store in NY

recently posted that Rob and Twigs

came into their store and bought 

a "clown padding jacket"

(I know...wtf)

I don't know who it's for...

but I can see either of them wearing it

(please soon)

But as usual...

The Baby Cult came out to attack

and tried to discredit the store

and called them liars... etc.

A shop got all excited because famous people

came into their shop and bought a jacket...

They had no reason to lie.

I mean... come on.

If you are going to make up someone to come 

and buy something in your store

You could come up with all kinds of more famous people

than Rob and Twigs to make that claim.

It was a big deal for them...
why wouldn't they talk about it?

And then a few days ago...

we got a few shot of Twigs with fans.

Yeah. OK. So what.

Well.

See the hooded figure in the back?

Kinda looks familiar doesn't it?

So of course...

People being what they are...

and doing what they do

asked the guy if Rob was there.

"She was with him, but I didn't care

about him. I was interested with her"

Hey to each their own, right?

But.

Kinda proves that the tall guy in the hood

standing behind his girlfriend...

was indeed Rob.

Now I could bring up endless sightings

and tweets of people 

(Including Kellan Lutz talking about their upcoming wedding)

who saw Rob/Twigs together

But its pretty obvious they were.

I have to clarify.

I don't care if they are together or not...

Just being honest.

But it's fascinating seeing the 

lunatics scramble and shout

accusing everyone and their daddy

of being in on some grand conspiracy.

They are completely scary and irrational.

Completely.

They talk in plurals...

"WE can't divulge our sources"

"We are many"

"We are RK's Street Team!!"

"We have many trusted and vetted sources"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I mean...
WHO talks like that?

Isn't it convenient that the loons

make up a twitter account

JUST to corroborate their lunacy?

"Hey you better listen to me!

I'm VETTING every sighting!"

Um.

So what?

You can say whatever you want

doesn't make it true.
It's just another opinion.

Hey. 

Guess what?

I have someone who vets stuff too!

Meet BrilliantSpy

She says that the pic of the hooded guy

behind Twigs is definitely Rob.

#FACT #TRUTH

And this picture?

Is most assuredly a NotRob.

Rob has longer, shaggy wavy hair...

No way.

No how.

#FACT #TRUTH

and this one...

BrilliantSpy says her sources tell her

that "Moms" is what Cam calls his mother.

It has nothing to do with Kristen whatsoever.

#FACT #TRUTH

And you must just take her word for it, OK?

Because she has super secret sources

that she would NEVER exploit or expose.

So just BELIEVE her!
She DOES have Brilliant in her name, after all.

No questions asked.

Chanel’s Eyes 2016 Campaign

I honestly cannot think of ONE person

who has more beautiful eyes than Kristen.

She is fucking PERFECT for this.

My sweet lord.

It's really hard to not just gush over every image of her.

She looks stunning and beautiful and...

absolutely perfect.

and let's not forget...

Long.

Lean

Tall.

Dark.

Handsome.

Yeah.

Nicholas Hoult.

Can I have EQUALS
like...
NOW?

And.

My sweet Thomas.

Haven't seen hide nor hair from him in ages.

What does he look like?

Big shaggy beard?

Clean shaven?

Top knot?

Buzz cut?

Come on, Tom...

Show that beautiful face.

Please.

Please.

Thank You.

Final Thoughts.

1. Although it appears that Rob and Twigs

are indeed still together and haunting New York together...
(Ring or no ring... doesn't seem to matter)

Whether they remain together or not

doesn't mean he will run back to Kristen.

2. The reason I point and laugh at the Baby Cult

is because I think people need to realize how toxic

they really are to this fandom

(or whatever the hell this is)

AND to Rob and Kristen.

The majority of what they do/say

is attacking Twigs

And anyone who doesn't agree with them.

Daily.

Hourly.
Constantly.

If they truly believed that Rob and Kristen

were in some fabled everlasting romance...

They wouldn't feel the need to trash Twigs all the time.

They are the ones with the Kristen avis

who go and attack Twigs on social media

Making all Kristen fans looks bad.

Making the fandom look ridiculous.

Embarrassing everyone.

They are the ones who insult Twigs

which makes the Sessed attack Kristen in retaliation...

Then the Krisbians attack Rob.

They drag Kristen and Rob into their bitter battle...

and its fucking annoying.

It's a vicious cycle.

3. Kristen doesn't need Rob...

or anyone else right now.

Maybe she is seeing someone

Maybe not.

It's refreshing that I can say

I don't really care.

(at this time anyway... heh)

I love what she is doing career-wise.

She is so focused and determined

to be the best she can be...

And she has finally stepped into the light

and she's earned every sweet moment.

4. There has been spewage about the EPIC reveal again.

Oh it's close y'all!

Like last July when there were going to be

EPIC FIREWORKS!

And how can we forget 

SEPTEPIC!

Just about every week or so

Something EPIC is supposedly going to happen

to make all haters and doubters cringe in defeat.

Yeah. OK.
It's been over a year and a half...
Any time now

5. It was good to see Rob in work related pictures.

He's been stingy lately with showing his face...

either on set or off.

It's funny...

I was reading the other night

and I heard "Whole Lotta Love"

I'm immediately drawn to watch 

Rob running across the roof...

driving in the surf

kissing the girl.

The man really is ALL kinds of sexy in that commercial.

I hope to see more of that in the future.

This post was brought to you by the #Truth
If you look
You will see.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Or Something...

Well damn.

I haven't written in almost a month.

Me.

Someone who usually has so much to say...

Someone who used to post daily.

Me.

I'm not quite sure what it is.

Maybe there isn't much to say right now.
Maybe I just don't have the time like I used to...
Sometimes "REAL" life does get in the way
of "FAKE" lives... Ya know?

I mean...

Beardy Rob is filming in the jungles of Columbia

or something.

Luminous Kristen is filming 

on the streets of NYC

or something.

Tom is probably really beardy right now

and who the hell knows what the hell

he is doing... or where he is.

or something.

See what I mean?

I'm not really a 'info' blog

nor do I feel obligated to go over anyone's schedule

and try to decipher where they are
and what they are doing
(and with whom)

at any given moment.

So basically...

It's pretty parched up in them there fandom.

Oh sure...

we still have all the lame drama going on...

But I doubt that will ever stop.

The names change

The game remains.

I used to get quite the giggle out of the

whole baby cray stuff...

But at this point

isn't it more sad than amusing?

This was actually written...

on a blog.

Seriously.

"The cuz said it’s unbelievable how big Sweet Pea is getting.

 And she is the spitting image of her daddy.

 She has his personality too. 

Jelly Bean looks more like Kristen 

and her Daddy calls her his butterball!"

I mean... 

REALLY???

First off... I can't believe

anyone believes one word of this rubbish.

Secondly... 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm SO sure the "Cuz" has all this insider access

to the imaginary babies!

And I'm also sure that imaginary parents

Rob and Kristen

would have NO problem with someone

ratting out their children on social media

giving up personal intimate details...

Why would they mind?

It's just their imaginary babies after all!

ANYWAY...

I'm still waiting to see if/when

I will be able to see Equals...

Because I really

Really

Really

Really Really Really Really

need to see it.

and him.

Are you kidding me with this? 

And her...

Doing stuff like this...

And maybe some of this...

People still get bent outta shape 

when I mention Nicholas on Twitter.

Why Chuck... WHY?

I had gotten this response to me posting a picture of NH

the other day...

(and remember... all I did was post his picture-

there was no mention of Rob)

"He could never take the place of Rob, ever"

What did me posting a picture of Nicholas

have to do with Rob?

Nothing.

Absolutely NOTHING.

Yet... somehow... these people

seem to think I am betraying Rob somehow

like its some weird sort of competition.

It all comes back to the people who spout

"Fans of both"

like its an insult.

 They can't conceive of admiring

and being interested in more

 than one person at a time.

It's so strange...

and narrow minded.

"You can only like ROB 

or KRISTEN!!!

You can't like both!

How DARE you!"

I like a lot of different actors

and actresses...

and musicians

and artists.

I love movies and music.

I guess that makes me a FAN OF MANY!!

Oh my!

Whatever shall I do?

Wherever shall I go?

Fuck ALL the way off.

And yeah....

I wanna see LIFE

(imagine that! I want to see both

Rob and Kristen's films!!)

and I'm pretty sure it won't be shown around me

because most of their films aren't...

But I'm looking forward to it.

Really.

Really.

Rob looks GOOD in this movie.

(Now can I see him in it, Please??)

Really.

One last thing.

A picture of Rob/Twigs walking a dog.

I can see why this was such a big fucking deal.

No.

Not really.

Walking a dog is a pretty normal thing to do.

But the Baby Cray said it was fake.

(like every picture of Rob/Twigs)

and there was this big uproar

about the name of the dog...

"lady bear"

or something.

1. Why in the WORLD would anyone

fake such a mundane picture?

Surely 

The whole damn universe isn't in on

manipulating every picture that doesn't 

fit your agenda?

2. The Twigberts (formerly known has Nonstens)

were all atwitter at this picture...

Not only for what it showed

(and hey... good on you)

But because some people

were giving Twigs a hard time

over the choice of the name.

Because apparently 'bear'

(which is probably not even the real name)

can only be used once in all of dog names... Ever.

Sorry all you people out there

who have dogs named Bear...

Which my sister happens to be one of-

The bitch!

3. But what I found MOST amusing

and the real reason I brought this insanity up...

was because the Twigberts

were all shouty about how lame

some fans were to make a big deal out of a name.

They went on and on making fun of them...

How quickly we forget, huh?

Does anyone remember what the Ninnies

were screeching when these pictures came out?

"That's not Bear! That's a litter mate that

Kristen bought so people would believe its the same dog!

That's NOT the real Bear!!"

"Summit is making her walk the dog

so everyone believes they are together.

PR PR PR PR PR"

"Kristen even using the same collar with "Bear"

on it and the same leash so she can be

connected to Rob and stay relevant!"

Yes.

The Faux Bear debacle.

Hilarious shit.

And let's be real...

The Faux Bear bullshit

is ever so much more ridiculous

than the lame name bullshit.

Just a casual reminder...

Heh.

This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE.

I miss his face.

Also by...

Nicholas Hoult.

Because the boy gives good face too.

Until next time.

Bye for now