Where's Oregano ~ Part Deux (A Pocket Edward Adventure)

Trixie and I really worked hard on this one...

I mean... we actually put some thought into it.

I hope you all get the laughs that we did making it.

Roxie Rules!!!

And here's the link... if the video doesn't work...

Watch it in HQ... it looks so much better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokqDY4UHQw

Random Rose

I don't really have anything to say today...

Or do I?

I know that I don't really have much to say on any given day...

So why should today be different?

OK, this is totally random...

But if you have seen the last Harry Potter movie...

or the new trailer... you will get what I am saying.

You know where Dumbledore is pulling memories

from his head... pulls them out to save for another day?

That's kinda what I feel I am doing ...

Except...

I'm pulling my emotions... out of my heart.

I'm ripping my feelings out to try and make sense of them.

How's that working?

Yeah, classic Rose.

Random thoughts.

1. Rob and Kristen. As much as I adore the thought...
Even I am finding much of the speculation tedious.
And by tedious I mean fucking frightening.
Me? I just like to look at body language...
reading the subtle clues left behind...
I laugh at the response my sarcastic comments incite...
Others? They get themselves into a fucking frenzy!
I mean...
They get SO UPSET about it.
Either way.

ROB AND KRISTEN ARE TOGETHER!!!!

ROB AND KRISTEN ARE JUST FRIENDS!!!

Shit.
Calm down people.
We are only on the sidelines here...
we aren't actual participants in their lives...
And no amount of shouting and exclamation points (!!!!!!)
is going to change that.

Relax. Seriously.

2. Do I even have a 2?
I need to think about it.
have a snack...

3. Oh man.
I was watching (and don't hate me for this)

"I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

Sorry.
Forgive me.
But husband was watching baseball...
and there is only so much of that I can take.
I mean seriously... 9 innings?
Cut that shit back to like... 5
and get back to me.

But I digress...

Spencer Pratt (he of the 'flesh colored beard')
and his vacant plastic wife Heidi...
are contestants on the show.
And although I know a lot of what they did was for attention...
if there were ever 2 people who deserved
to be banished from the human race?
They would definitely be in line.

I'm not a violent person...
But watching Spencer ham it up for the camera...
and seeing Heidi constantly spray some shit on her hair...
I wanted to fucking slap them both... repeatedly.
And by repeatedly... I mean until they were on their knees crying...
and my hand felt like it was going to fall off...

Dammit. Maybe I need to slap myself...

4. Robert Fucking Pattinson.
He makes me smile.
I'm so completely smitten with the boy.
And even though he looks tired and annoyed in recent pictures...
and even though I wish people would just step back and give him some space...
and even though his heart probably belongs to Kristen...
(did I just put that in there? I did!)

I still fucking love him.

Robert?

Always and forever, Baby...
Always and forever.

Bye for now ♥

You May Be A Lover, But You Ain't No Dancer...

They were all here, all together,

but that was not what froze me where I stood

and had my jaw dropping to the floor.

It was Edward.

It was the expression on his face.

I’d seen him angry,

and I’d seen him arrogant,

and once I’d seen him in pain.

But this – this was beyond agony.

His eyes were half-crazed.

He didn’t look up to glare at me.

He stared down at the couch beside him

with an expression like someone had lit him on fire.

His hands were rigid claws at his side.

Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 9, p.170

Well...

Rob is in NYC.

Yeah... and you and me...

and a few million people know about it.

Look at his face.

My heart goes out to him.

Within moments of this picture being taken...

People had already figured out

where the fuck he was...

And moments after that

the building was surrounded

by women and paparazzi.

The agony and ecstasy

of Twitter.

You may not believe this...

but I was actually hoping for Rob

to find some peace in NYC.

I was actually hoping

NOT to see his face for a few days.

And I know as much as I needed a break

from all things

Robert Pattinson...

His need for a break

was magnified a zillion times.

I do understand the want and need

for people to want a piece of Rob.

It is a double edged sword...

Between knowing what is right

and knowing what you want.

And I sure as hell know that if

Rob were a block or so away from me...

I would be right the fuck down there.

You fucking betcha.

Because even though it just might

be a passing glimpse...

It would be a piece of heaven...

to see Robert... live.

And to quote Wayne Gretzky...

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

That's about right.

Bye for now ♥

"This Is The Last Time You'll Ever See Me."

*deep breath*

I'm not sure where to start here...

So I guess at the beginning?

1. It's about 7:20pm... 40 minutes until the MTV Movie Awards.

I'm on the laptop... bantering back and forth on the G-spot...

And I am watching "The fucking Hills"...

Why?

Because at commercial breaks they go to the red carpet.

I might see Rob.

I'm losing IQ points every time this Heidi chick comes onscreen.

Is she for real? WTF is she thinking?

OK.

So about 10 minutes into this Hubby has had enough.

"Why are you watching this shit?"

I want to say...

"Well, dear, I might get a glimpse of the man of my dreams...

the man I lust after, the man I am addicted to..."

But I settle for...

"Um... I'm not really watching this... just waiting for another show"

Good thing "GOBLET OF FIRE" is on another channel...

So I get to see Rob anyway.

2. The show starts. They show Rob immediately.

My stomach is in knots. WHY?

Rob wins "Best Fight"... and fucking thanks his stuntman!

This is why I love him so.

3. OK. Now I have gotten a good look at Rob.

He is wearing a blue linen jacket that looks like it is a few

sizes too small... and has never seen an iron.

He's wearing his favorite Nikes.

His shirt... is buttoned incorrectly... does he do that on purpose?

Or was he having crazy limo sex with Kristen on the way over?

I'm not sure... Cuz she looks pretty (as always) but way mussed up.

She needs a comb... but damn... they look good together.

4. Rob and Kristen win for BEST KISS. *shock*

They play the audience... and then proceeded to cockblock

and not kiss at all! Way to stay true to the books!!

Rob's face is priceless... and Kristen... is too cute for words.

5. Twilight pretty much wins for every category.

The NEW MOON trailer is fucking AWESOME.

Rob looks beautiful in every scene.

Beautiful and soo tortured.

It has the birthday party...

It shows the fucking goodbye in the forest...

OHMYGOD. (I said that outloud)

The pain that rips through my heart just watching that...

And then...

they show Taylor without a shirt...

I audibly GASP...

WHOA.

And then he turns into a wolf.

Excellent.

Chris W is fucking doing this right.

It's brighter, cleaner... and the trailer is already

better than Twilight.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

6. Couple of observations.

A. Where was Nikki? Where was Oregano?
Can we finally put the whole Oregano/KS thing to rest?
He's so fucking OUT of her life.
He would have been there otherwise.
And Nikki? Where the hell was she?
Holding Oregano in her arms... wiping his tears?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

B. Why is it in every damn picture... Rob's damn agent/manager

has to be there? Can he not function by himself?

Shit. I don't see Kristen with her damn agents following her around.

These two are getting on my nerves.

Even backstage... those two are clinging to him.

Sheesh.

It's getting a bit ridiculous now.

They don't need to fucking glom onto him at every turn.

Very annoying.

C. I enjoyed the awards. Rob looked fantastic...

The cast looked wonderful.

CH was her typical bizarro self.

It was good.

Bye for now ♥