Rob and Kristen- How It Is

**WARNING**

I'm going to write about Breaking Dawn 2.

I assume most everyone has seen it by now since I seem

to be the last person on planet Earth to have seen it.

But alas, I must warn for spoilers in this post.

Even though if you have read the book

You pretty much know how it ends.

But.

I'm trying to be nice here.

It only happens every so often.

I kept my ticket stubs for all the Twilight movies I saw.

I'm kinda a sentimental pack-rat that way.

I remembered that I saw Twilight 5 times.

I was obsessed at that stage of this journey.

I probably would have seen it more if it wasn't such a busy

time of the year.

I didn't remember seeing New Moon 3 times...

Eclipse twice.

Geez.

And Breaking Dawn... once.

And (so far) Breaking Dawn 2 once.

You may also notice Remember Me

Water for Elephants

and Runaways.

(I saw SWATH, too... but the stub is missing)

Yes.

I'm a REAL fan of Rob and Kristen.

I see their movies OUTSIDE of Twilight.

I see them more than just Edward and Bella.

Bel Ami, Welcome to the Rileys, Cosmopolis were never shown in Wisconsin..

Or I would have stubs for those as well.

(I also own most of Rob and Kristen's movies on DVD)

Anyway.

This is one of the few movie posters for BD2 that I actually like.

It is very reminiscent of this...

Which remains my favorite Edward.

Still.

OK.

I loved Breaking Dawn 2.

The things I loved most?

1. Vampire Bella

(and Edward not being able to keep his hands off 

of vampire Bella.)

I loved strong, fierce, protective Bella.

I loved that she dressed better. (ha)

I loved that she could finally be the one

who saves the people she loves.

And MY GOD

Was Kristen fucking GORGEOUS as a vampire?

Oh yeah...

Rosalie is supposed to be the most beautiful vampire EVER?

Nope.

Not even CLOSE.

2. Aro's laugh.

I think that says it all.

3. Edward at the piano...

It's just a shame it took 3 movies to get back here.

4. Charlie Swan.

OK.

Let me explain...

These past couple of days

I've had to endure all this chitchat about BD2.

I didn't necessarily get 'spoiled' with what I saw

(I kept my twitter presence pretty low)

And again... having read the book

I kinda had an inkling as to how it would end.

So the 'twist' didn't really upset me

(although it was weird to see beloved characters

doing their best Marie Antoinette impersonation.)

And the crying?

Not really.

Me and my gf kinda sat there in the theater

after it was all over...

staying at the screen...

and kinda saying

"Where's the crying?"

We were both kinda perplexed.

I kept reading about all these endless tears...

And not nary a one flowed down my cheek.

Was I a heartless bitch?

(shut up)

Not if both of us were on the same page.

But I will tell you what does make me sappy.

And that's Charlie Swan.

He's done it in every movie.

Guaranteed.

Twilight?

"You look beautiful, Bells"

Well... when Bella is trying to get the 'tracker' away from Charlie

and she has to lie to him about why she is leaving.

Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back. 

Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom. 

Charlies face of complete heartbreak.

Tears.

New Moon?

The look on his face... again.

and this

Charlie Swan: Hey. You okay? 

Bella Swan: I'm fine. Dad, you don't have to worry. 

Charlie Swan: Yeah, last time you said that you took off

and I didn't see you for three days. 

Bella Swan: I'm really sorry, dad. I... 

Charlie Swan: Bella, do not ever do that to me again.

 Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life. 

Bella Swan: Okay. 

Sappy.

Eclipse?

Well...

Just the look of love and pride at Bella graduating High School.

Sniff.

Breaking Dawn 1?

Charlie Swan: You're ready? 

Bella Swan: Yeah. Just don't let me fall, Dad. 

Charlie Swan: Never. 

You know that headache you get when you try

really really hard NOT TO CRY?

That.

And Breaking Dawn 2?

Charlie is just grateful to have Bella in his life.

No matter what.

And that was the closest to crying I came to during this movie.

Charlie.

He's always connected somehow.

All my best crying moments...

(Outside of "Flightless Bird" being played during the wedding...

which completely destroyed me)

Have been with Charlie.

5. Jacob was finally relaxed and pretty damn funny.

Hard to do while imprinting on a baby, right?

But Taylor pulls it off.

6. The collage at the end...

When Bella opens her thoughts for Edward.

It was a nice touch...

But still could have been so much more.

There were a few things I didn't care for..

Not Mackenzie Foy

I think she is a gorgeous little girl

and was a perfect choice to play Rob and Kristen's daughter.

It was just the creepy CGI thing where they put her

face on an infant... a toddler...

and even an adult.

Can we say creepy?

And completely unnecessary.

It looked fake.

And thus was creepy.

And all the other vampires...

I just didn't care... you know?

Edward. Bella.

The Cullens.

That's about it when it comes to vampires.

Oh wait.

One of the other vampires I did like.

Lee Pace.

Excellent.

Brilliant.

But other than that...

I enjoyed the movie a lot.

I loved it.

But I have to admit...

Twilight remains my favorite.

Always.

Forever.

Final thoughts.

Oh the angst this picture brought!

First there were at least 1/2 dozen sightings of Rob and Kristen

in some out of the way market...

And lo and behold mateys

A pic and it DID happen!

I really cannot tell you how much laughter was made over this.

SO MUCH!

Because... instead of just accepting what is right in front of them...

Ninnies went thru their usual stages of grief.

1. Denial

"The pic is old!"

"The pic is photo shopped!"

2. Anger.

"I don't care what that pussy does anymore!"

"They deserve each other!"

3. Bargaining.

"They just stopped off to get food for everyone!"

"They are having a cast/crew party"

"They have to stay together to promote the DVD!"

4. Depression.

"It doesn't matter anymore"

"I'm only here for Rob's career!"

5. Acceptance.

Well.

They haven't reached this stage yet.

And I'm pretty sure they never will.

Thing is...

The picture is just what it appears.

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

Why?

Because that is what they want.

It's what they always want.

It's just how it is.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Said Rob to Kristen...

Rob and Kristen- Falling in Love at the Movies.

So ECLIPSE was released on DVD today.

Did you run out and get your copy?

I didn't.

Oh... I have mine ordered...

But the whole 'midnight' release thing isn't my cup of tea...

Nor is going to Target on a Saturday morning.

I'm kinda lazy that way.

Yeah, I probably won't get my copy until Monday...

But I'm OK with that.

I've watched Eclipse so many times already

the only thing I'm anxiously waiting for is listening

to Robert and Kristen giggle and flirt 

and have inside jokes on the commentary.

Indeed.

It's kinda weird to see how much the characters have changed

since Twilight.

Especially Jacob... Thank God.

I guess outside of looking a bit older

Bella looks pretty much the same.

But Edward.

That first Edward...

That was the picture of Rob

where I KNEW that he was going to be close to *my* Edward.

It's still my favorite, I think.

I'm kinda grateful that I read the books before the movie came out.

And that I have a version of Edward in my head...

A version that I see whenever I read his words

Whenever I imagine him in my mind.

I like that he is mine...

and I don't have to share him with anyone.

Robert does come close though...

So very close.

Yes... We actually get PAID for doing this ;)

Just thinking about the movies makes me

realize how much my Twilight obsession has waned.

Twilight was ALL consuming for me.

I saw it 3 days (out of 5x) in a row in the theater.

I couldn't stop just STARING at Rob.

I watched it online almost everyday there for a while.

I KNOW!

I mean...

I couldn't get enough of it.

When it came to buying the DVD...

I ended up with three copies.

Of course some of the blame lies at Summit's feet for 

letting everyone and my grandmother have their own version.

Thinking back...

I'm sure it was the fact that Edward was going to be 

someone I could now watch... instead of just imagine

that made Twilight so intoxicating for me.

That the world that Stephenie Meyer created

would actually come to life.

It was endlessly fascinating to me.

My stomach does flip-flops just remembering how I felt.

I love you, Kristen... I mean Bella!

Then came New Moon.

Yes, I was still interested

(I always will be... let's face it)

I was eager to see Edward and Bella actually share

some real intimacy...

the one real complaint I have about Twilight.

But...

After seeing it the first time in the theater

(and this time it was only 3x)

I remember driving home and thinking...

that I felt differently about this movie.

That I didn't get that flip-flop in my stomach...

that it wasn't the same.

I don't care about any wig... you always look beautiful.

And finally Eclipse.

(Damn "E" key is still broken... I should do something about that)

Eclipse.

My favorite book of the series.

Edward and Bella

Bella and Edward.

And oh yeah... Jacob.

I love this movie.

I saw it 3x in the theater

and look...

I know 3x is nothing compared to the people 

who saw it a zillion times.

But 3x for me... is a lot.

There were a couple of scenes that bothered me

(Yes, the motorcycle scene was ridiculous)

It was good.

But still...

I think the bloom is off the 'rose'.

Heh.

Well... silly pun but true.

Once I knew how Edward would look onscreen...

Once I got to meet Bella 

and the Cullens...

And see Forks High School...

That anticipation was gone.

The flip-flop.

And of course we have been saturated with all things Twilight

for over 2 years now...

That might have a play in my feelings.

Who knows.

Needless to say

(and of course I'm going to say it anyway)

I still love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm still intoxicated with him.

Maybe just not Twilight as much.

I doe no.

(inside joke)

Of course I'll marry you!!!

So in parting...

A few thoughts.

1. Enjoy the hell outta Eclipse.

I look forward to getting my copy.

But I think I might just wallow in Twilight this weekend.

2. The best part of the movies to me?

A. Edward was brought to life.

B. Rob and Kristen fell in love.

3. Outside of the Eclipse release...

News has been painfully... absent.

Now I just sit and wonder

when Rob and Kristen will make their way to London

for the holidays.

It's been a while for Rob.

You know he needs to go back there.

You know he needs to be with Kristen.

I guess we shall see what happens... and when.

:)

I love you like Rob loves Kristen...

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for ECLIPSE!

E for eeeeeeeeeeeee

Everytime I try to fix my broken 'e'.

I actually thought I did it...

But that sucker keeps popping off.

E for Edward

I love a fictional character.

Seems weird to even admit that...

But I do.

A lot.

And I will be forever grateful

because Edward brought me to Robert.

And I love him... too.

" Love Begins At Tome."

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob Pattinson-Still Intoxicated After All These Years

This post is all about Robert.

I really haven't written much about him lately.

Yeah...

I get shit about that.

(I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?)

But what has Robert done for me lately?

Where the hell IS he?

Haven't seen him since he landed down in ol' Louisiana.

What am I supposed to write if the guy

doesn't show his pretty face?

And I know some people don't want to admit this...

But Kristen is connected to Robert now.

So...

Writing about Kristen...

Usually means Robert is involved.

I've been reflecting on my 'obsession' with Rob.

I don't think I'm in that frame of mind anymore.

I don't think I have been for a while.

Oh don't get me wrong...

I still adore him.

I still am very much interested in his career...

I still adore him.

I still love looking at him.

I still adore him.

But not being as obsessed is good... right?

I've discussed this recently with someone who went through

this whole Robert Pattinson addiction/obsession with me.

She came out on the other side.

I'm still somewhere in the middle.

I might not be as angst-ridden when it comes to Rob...

But I'm still intoxicated.

Still.

I just happen to be in a better place.

Emotionally.

This is a bit embarrassing to admit...

But just LOOKING at pictures of Robert

made my stomach twist in knots...

He had such an effect on me

(and millions of other women)

This is why this blog exists.

I keep trying to figure out WHY he affected me like this.

Why him?

Because no other actor has ever 

EVER

affected me like this.

I'm not a fangirl kinda girl.

But Robert...

Well...

He melts my heart.

It would be dishonest of me not to admit

that the whole Edward Cullen connection didn't have

something to do with my initial attraction.

I mean...

Edward Cullen.

I couldn't get enough of him, either.

Reading the Twilight books end to end to end to end

Finding FanFiction...

and reading about a sexier, more mature...

Edward.

I love Edward Cullen.

And then Robert became Edward.

And I was a goner.

Wave goodbye to Rose!

I still haven't comes to grips with Edward.

But like my Robert addiction...

My Edward addiction has cooled off.

Coincidence?

Probably not.

I still love both the actor

and the character he portrays.

I just have it more under control.

That being said...

I still love you, Robert Pattinson!!

I'm thinking I'm a fan for life.

I can't imagine going through this intense adoration

to let it slip away in a few years.

No.

I'm very loyal to those I love.

But I don't give out my love to just anyone.

The only other beings that I have ever had this degree

of 'obsession' with...

The Beatles.

And more specifically Paul McCartney

(I know I have discussed this before)

I've loved the Beatles since I was 10 years old.

They seriously saved my life when I was a teenager.

Long story. Not exactly for a blog.

But that's how intense my love for the Beatles is.

And now there is Robert.

Sometimes I wish my love for Robert

was just based on something as shallow as just his good looks.

But you all know there is so much more to him than that.

And you all know that is why we all adore him.

He's special.

 So very special.

We all love him because he's not like the other guys.

We all fell in love with him after watching his early interviews...

All his charm...

All his intelligence...

All his wit...

All his humility...

All his adorkability.

Sometimes it makes me feel good knowing I'm not alone...

And sometimes I look around and wonder how 

I can even be in the same fan base as some people.

And last but not least...

Loving Robert means accepting that Kristen

is going to be involved in some way.

She just IS.

She's always there.

It just so happens that I love and adore Kristen, too...

So it's not a problem for me.

It's WIN/WIN

OK then.

I went through this whole post...

And I didn't 'eat hate with a spoon'.

I just talked about Robert.

And it felt good.

Because I have missed my Robert.

I have missed my intoxication.

And now I feel a bit dizzy...

So that's a good sign.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for ROBERT PATTINSON

Always and forever, Robert...

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Belongs To Kristen

So I just got back from seeing Eclipse.

Again.

*sigh*

Robert is absolutely

positively

gorgeous in this movie.

And although I have always felt that

Kristen and Rob always looked completely natural 

when it came to the intimate/kissing scenes...

After what Slade said about the meadow scenes

I looked a bit closer this time around...

What did I see?

Well...

I saw Edward look at Bella...

Smile at Bella...

Much like we always see Robert look at Kristen.

Smile at Kristen.

Imagine that.

So since Slade also mentions how it was obvious

that Rob and Kristen were a couple based

on 'chemistry' in the meadow scenes...

I guess it's apparent to everyone...

(who isn't afflicted with rabies) 

That there is something going on with these two...

Not just people who believe they are together.

What a job.

Making out with your girlfriend

and getting paid for it.

Sweet.

 

Harper Bazaar released some outtakes today.

I love Rob's face in these pictures...

And Kristen?

 

You can almost hear her saying...

"He IS Mine!"

 

Yeah.

That's definitely the message I hear.

LOUD and CLEAR.

Robert belongs to Kristen.

And he likes it.

A lot.

;)

 

*keep pushing*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- On the Road (Again)?

I know, I KNOW!

Rob + Tux = Dreamy

Oh hell... I'm not fooling anyone.

And the hair.

The motherbitching hair.

Did he cut it again?

Or is it just combed down... looking shorter?

And why does his hair... his HAIR

affect me so strongly?

Good Grief.

No, I'm not obsessive at all.

Nope.

Not me.

ANYWAY.

It seems that filming for WFE ends July 9th.

Next Friday.

(Not including reshoots)

So...

I was on Twitter at the time this was announced...

and I casually tweeted...

"Maybe Kristen won't be the only one 'On the Road'..."

That's all I said.

And I got immediate reaction.

It was really quite hilarious.

1. Why do people who obviously don't like

what I have to say...

Follow me on Twitter?

2. Why do some people give a shit

what I have to say?

Well, needless to say

(but I'm going to say it anyway)

I received a few tweets from people I don't know...

emails...

Comments.

The best one was this...

@RoseSee Yes with reshoots till 7/22;))) So I do not think he will be "on the road"
@RoseSee Since it is FACT Nina was at the premiere do you think he will take her "on the road" too. You know out with the old in with the new

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know this isn't very nice of me...

But it's just too damn easy to *PUSH* people's buttons.

And...

It is FACT that "Nina" was at the premiere?

Really?

Since when?

Why wasn't this picked up on Twitter?

(Or anywhere else for that matter)

Oh Right...

I don't follow Haters/Hyenas.

Heh.

But I have to admit...

I find Robert being done in a week with WFE

Fascinating.

Excellent timing.

And my comment... about Rob being 'on the road'

Well...

Maybe he wants to go to Montreal...

And hang out

And stuff.

Who knows.

;) 

I really want to see Eclipse again...

But I will have to wait until next week.

It's a busy weekend..

and I doubt I will get a chance before then.

I need to see it a few more times.

I saw Twilight 5x in theaters.

I saw New Moon 3x

Not sure where Eclipse will fit in with that.

15x?

Hahahahaha.

Kidding.

Or am I?

Robert Quote of the day.

Talk about the dynamics between the three of you now that Jacob gets to kiss Bella in this movie.
"It’s weird. Not only do they do the kissing scenes—they never do it when I am even on the set. I have the day off. You genuinely feel like someone’s cheating on you. Then you come back to the set. And almost always, it’s after one of their scenes where I suspect them of doing something. It just so happened every single time—I would come into work being like, “So how was it?”

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Honest Relationship

Kristen on George Lopez last night.

She did great.

She looked lovely...

Maybe it helped that her Dad works on the show...

Maybe it helps that George was a decent human being to her.

But Kristen did good.

Did you all notice how she reacted when her Dad

said she 'looked beautiful'?

It was pretty much the same face that she made

after Robert personally thanked her at the MTV awards.

2 compliments from 2 men in her life...

same reaction.

Oh.

And I loved her jewelery...

Didn't you?

;)

Robert.

Walking.

You all know how I feel about that.

I felt ROBBED in Eclipse.

No strut.

So...

Just a little something to fill the void.

*sigh*

I need to see Eclipse again.

Unfortunately it will have to wait until after the weekend.

I need to look at the whole screen...

and not just focus on ...

"The Pretty"

I'm still processing my thoughts on the movie.

I think seeing it again...

and maybe a few more times after that...

Will help me focus.

Right?

Robert quote of the day.

" I learned that if a relationship is honest,

it can last through anything despite all the challenges

we have to face and everything that happens around us."

Looks AND Brains...

The man has it ALL.

Bye for now

♥♥♥