Robert and Kristen- Get Used To It

Well... here you go.

Robert and Kristen 

Together last night.

And guess what the running commentary is?

Anyone?

"Looks like PR for BD is up and running!"

"They always look SO miserable when they are together!"

"Why can't they just smile for the camera?"

"Oh Rob is trying to block Kristen from the Paps"

"Rob is NOT trying to protect Kristen from the Paps!"

Sometimes all you hear is

BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.

You see Robert's face in this picture?

GET USED TO IT... OK?

He doesn't fucking like the paparazzi.

He's not going to smile for them.

He's not going to PERFORM for them.

He's going to walk from point A to point B

in the quickest way possible.

Let's face it folks...

The sweet, smiling, charming Robert

who was amazed that anyone would WANT to take his picture

The guy who couldn't believe that people loved him

and not Edward Cullen...

The affable, adorkable Robert Pattinson

who would smile for the paparazzi?

He doesn't exist anymore.

And please...

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

and stop blaming Kristen for Robert looking annoyed.

It doesn't matter if he is with Kristen...

Or Steph...

Or even sweet Thomas...

Let go of 2008/2009 Robert Pattinson.

Really.

Just let him go.

We all knew that things would change.

We did.

It was only a matter of time before Robert

lost his giddy innocence when he is in public.

I know it is hard to do...

Seeing that sweet boy

be replaced by a wary man.

But it was inevitable.

Should Rob and Kristen not go somewhere

because of the paparazzi?

Should they let assholes with cameras dictate their life?

No fucking way.

They have been dealing with this bullshit for 2 years now

They know how to handle it.

It is the price of 'fame' after all... right?

Being hounded like an animal.

Being shouted at like a caged monkey

trying to get you to act out for the camera.

Yes.

It's the price of fame.

But they don't have to like it...

And they don't have to fucking smile.

Looks like fun, doesn't it?

And yet...

People keep screaming about how 'miserable'

Robert and Kristen look...

Looking miserable when you are being hounded and harassed

is a normal reaction.

Smiling would make it more like...

PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.

That STILL kills me.

The Pathetic Rant

that the Foamers all fall back on.

Yes.

Summit demanded that Rob and Kristen go out to dinner

and get papped.

"YOU SHALL DO WHATEVER I SAY!!"

Yes.

I'm SO sure it is in their contract with Summit

that they have to hang out together.

"SUMMIT OWNS YOU NO MATTER
WHERE YOU ARE
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PROJECTS
YOU ARE WORKING ON!"

Yes.

It is the answer to everything.

PR! PR! PR!

"YOU MUST GIVE SUMMIT PR!
WE DEMAND THAT YOU HIDE FROM THE PAPARAZZI

AND TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED!
WE HAVE A MOVIE TO PROMOTE!!"

"WAIT. SUMMIT GOT CONFUSED.

YOU ARE DOING PR THE WRONG WAY!
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ASHLEY AND JOE!
NOW THAT IS PR!
LOOK AT HEIDI AND SPENCER!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

DAMMIT.

BREAKING DAWN NEEDS PROMO NOW!!"

Remember what I said about letting go of 

Robert's sweet public innocence?

Let go of the whole PR thing.

You know it doesn't work.

It never has.

It never will.

LET IT GO.

With Acceptance Comes PEACE.

You know you want to.

Come on...

*nudge nudge*

(Gotta love Maxine)

So...

What have we learned today?

1) I always say that Stupidity should be painful...

And from all the howling I hear today...

It must be REALLY painful.

2) Robert and Kristen were out last night together.

They went to dinner.

Why?

Because they like each other.

A lot.

Like...

Really a lot.

Like...

So much that they are together as much as possible.

Like...

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.

3) Yeah... Maybe Robert and Kristen looked unhappy

in the newest batch of paparazzi pictures.

But guess what?

That is only seconds of their day.

Seconds.

I'm thinking that the rest of their time together.

The time we don't get to see.

The IMPORTANT time...

Rob and Kristen are ALL smiles.

Because that is the time that matters.

Not the a walk from a door to a cab.

3) As much as Foamers would like to believe it...

Robert and Kristen aren't together for "PR".

No studio dictates for YEARS who/what/where

of an actors life.

Doing promotion for the Twilight movies is one thing.

TV interviews. Magazine photoshoots.

Red Carpet pictures.

But traveling out of the country to visit someone on the set

of a movie that has nothing to do with Summit.

Going to concerts...

Dinner...

And spending free time together...

Is NOT promotion.

It's living their life.

Which just so happens to be together.

4) GET USED TO IT.

Used to Robert not being smiley Cedric anymore.

Used to Robert and Kristen showing up all over the world TOGETHER.

Used to the idea that Foamers are ALWAYS wrong...

Yet...

They keep hitting their heads against that brick wall.

Ouch.

See...

Stupidity IS Painful

And although there isn't a vaccine for stupidity..

There is one for Rabies...

HURRY!

This post is brought to you my the letters *F* and *T*

F for Foamers.

They are so angry right now.

I don't see it getting better for them

in the near future.

#SadHyenas

T for TOGETHER!

Rob and Kristen Together Again!

T for TWIRLING!

It's fun to do...

and the added bonus of it pissing people off

is just icing on the cake.

(Yes... we are eating it, too)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Twist and Twirl!

Random Rose

1) HARPER’S BAZAAR’S TWILIGHT COVER NAMED BEST MAGAZINE COVER 

OF THE YEAR IN ASME’S BEST COVER CONTEST, HOSTED BY AMAZON.COM

 

Well... like... no shit?

Robert.

Kristen.

Cover.

Win/Fucking/Win

 

2) I just deleted a huge paragraph about the

generalizations and stereotypes

that we as Robert and/or Kristen fans have to deal with.

How we all get painted with the same lunatic brush

because that small faction of psychos paint in such bright CRAZY colors.

It's one of the reasons I don't discuss Robert

with people outside of the fandom...

I mean... if you don't get Robert's appeal...

No need to go any further.

But also because we get called names like

Twi-hards

Twi- any fucking thing

and it is all kinds of fucked up how Twilight fans are perceived.

Yes.

BOTH sides have the crazies.

Equal lunacy.

Crazy doesn't pick sides...

It's everywhere.

 

And...

 I'm sure Robert wouldn't like to see people

calling his sister names.

Completely lame. 

Why pick on his sister??

WTF?

Kinda like it's lame to call Kristen names.

I'm thinking he doesn't like THAT, either.

Beautiful.

Why is it so hard to believe that Robert wants her?

People keep saying they are separated for months...

But that's not really true... is it?

A couple of weeks... at most.

Robert and Kristen always find a way.

Kinda like... love.

Heh.

That's my Granny Rose saying of the day.

I bet your bowl of stupid is all kinds of bitter... isn't it?

Because from what I have seen this morning...

Some people are VERY angry 

about Robert/Kristen being together the other night.

Nope... no pictures

(That's the nice thing about SoHo Club)

 

But we all know they were there.

Together.

Snuggling and kissing.

Robert smiling that smile that he reserves

JUST for Kristen.

(nudge nudge)

Together.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Goodbye to Syd/Boris/Smitty

Hopefully it won't be for long...

And now let's get to 

TWIRLING!!!!

TWIST AND TWIRL!

Nobody does it better than Robert and Kristen!

*PUSH*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Having Our Cake and Eating It Too...

What to say... what to say...

Hmmm...

Kinda knew Robert was hanging with Kristen in L.A.

He has been since he got back from London...

Just kinda frosting on the cake...

You know that cake... right?

The one you want

The one you want to eat, too...

That cake.

The Robert and Kristen together again Cake.

The Robert and Kristen keep ending up with each other Cake.

The don't you ever get sick of being wrong Cake.

My cake...

My deliciously handsome cake...

Is ever so scrumptious

So exquisite

So delectable...

So GOOD.

Your cake?

Bitter.

Dry.

Unappetizing.

So Gross.

So let's enjoy the Robert and Kristen Twirly Cake...

The Robert is completely SMITTEN with Kristen cake...

The Robert and Kristen are together and I hope

you don't choke on your dry bitter Cake.

The keep clinging to PR! Even though we all know

that it is ridiculous bullshit Cake.

Yummy!

Oh Yeah...

Not only am I a "Grandma"

But I got word that some people wanted to shut down my blog.

Seriously.

BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA

That is supremely hilarious to me.

All I do here is state my opinion on

the ongoing Robert and Kristen debate.

That's all.

I don't shove my opinion down your throat

(Although I'm sure it is full of that bitter, dry cake anyway)

This is the only place I post... 

I don't seek you out.

So...

You don't like what I have to say?

Get the fuck out.

So very simple.

I bet it tastes bitter...

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *I* and *L*

I for the infinite number of times

that people can be wrong

and still cling to bullshit

(Yes, it's still around your lips)

L for Loving Leo.

Thank you Leo for taking care of my friends.

I was in the car and unable to help...

You took care of it.

Thank You.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

P.S. I apologize for not wearing the Rose colored glasses again...

I forgot to pack them when we left for the weekend.

 I promise to look for them soon...

Really.

Robert and Kristen- Let The Fun Begin!

So where were we?

1. Rob is in Los Angeles

2. Kristen is in Los Angeles

3. Rob and Kristen are in Los Angeles TOGETHER.

4. People are still trying to pretend that PR

is the only reason Rob and Kristen

are together in Los Angeles.

5. By together I don't mean in the same city...

I mean...

TOGETHER.

6. People seem to think because Rob and Tom travel together

That means they are never apart.

Even for a moment...

Which gets kinda uncomfortable because some 

people think Summit has Robert and Kristen handcuffed together too.

Such a dilemma

But First...

Thank you for letting me live RENT FREE inside your head.

I really do like the fact that you give me access

to that rambling, empty chamber...

(Hello... ello... ello...)

It's a good place to 

*PUSH*

and

*TWIRL*

Lots and Lots of space.

All for free!

I can admit to getting a smug satisfaction

that you can't stay away from my blog.

So thanks for thinking of me...

Again (and again... and oh yes... again)

;)

I was at the grocery store the other day...

And I was looking at the magazines

And you know all those Teen magazines?

I don't know their names...

But Justin Beiber is all over them.

And Taylor Lautner.

Taylor is all over those mags

Robert?

Not so much.

Which for Robert... I think it's good...

I mean... I'm sure he would love to get beyond the whole

"BITE ME, EDWARD!" bullshit.

But see...

Taylor...

He's fucking MADE for that stuff.

Young, handsome, makes the tweenies scream...

So...

If Summit really is as controlling as some would have you believe...

Making you give up years of your life to promote a movie.

Making you travel the world and hang out with people

even though you don't work just for Summit...

If Summit really wanted to control every move an actor 

who happened to be in their movies makes...

Why not Taylor Lautner?

It would make sense to promote the hell out of him... yes?

I mean... in his 'off' time

Like Summit seems to do with just Rob and Kristen.

No one else.

Just Rob and Kristen are under their thumb.

Summit must make lots of movies...

That they would LOVE to promote

So why not push some other couples together (by force, of course)

Does Summit tell everyone who plays lovers in their movies

that they now have to forfeit any relationships to promote their movie?

That you can't have a life of your own...

That you are in fact OWNED by Summit?

Let's face it... The Twilight movies really need little promotion anymore

They are fucking HUGE.

Throw the cast on a couple of TV shows...

Some Magazine covers...

People flock to those movies.

They don't need 24/7 PR.

And is this Movie Ownership thing...

Is it just Summit that gets to dictate

who you can see

where you can go

in your off time?

I mean...

Robert made a movie for Fox Movies...

Do they do that too?

"HANG OUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON OR ELSE!"

Just wondering how it works.

Of course.

When the Big Bad Movie Studio theory doesn't work...

You can always fall back on 

"Rob is only there because of Tom!"

Yes.

Summit and Tom Sturridge Rule Robert's Life.

Of course.

It all makes perfect sense.

So... Tom was hanging around when Rob was with Nina, too...

Hmmmm....

Does that mean that Nina and Rob were NEVER alone?

Or does that only work for when Robert is with Kristen?

Probably.

People have to tear down Rob's friendship with Tom.

It's kinda sickening.

Not kinda.

It is sickening.

Robert and Thomas are obviously great friends.

They have been for a long time.

Their jobs/lifestyle afford them the luxury of being able

to hang out together.

Is that a bad thing?

Does that mean Robert forsakes all others for Thomas?

Does that mean Robert can't be in a relationship with Kristen

Just because Tom is around?

You tell me.

So work on Breaking Dawn starts soon...

6 months of Robert and Kristen

Every moment will be scrutinized.

Every picture analyzed.

Every  word... dissected(ized)

So when we get pictures like this for example...

Some people will be oooohing and ahhhhing

and some will be screaming

FAKE FAKE FAKE

But.

As my thoughts come to a close

(I promise!)

I just want to say one (or two hundred) more thing(s)

The above picture is one of my favorite pics of 

Robert and Kristen.

For the very reason that there is absolutely nothing fake

or staged or contrived about it.

It clearly shows 2 people who want to be together.

And one of them is incredibly happy about that

(and although we can't see much of Kristen's face...

It does look like she has a pretty big smile going on)

Brilliant.

So...

I guess in a few days the cast of BD will be making their

way down to Baton Rouge?

Will Robert and Kristen come out of hiding to travel together?

Well...

Only if Summit demands it!

TRAVEL TOGETHER SLAVES!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!

AND STOP ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY SO DAMN MUCH

WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO GET THAT CLOSE!
WAIT! STOP!
SUMMIT DEMANDS THAT YOU ACT LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA!
NOT LIKE ROBERT AND KRISTEN!

OK... EVEN SUMMIT IS CONFUSED NOW!

WE OWN YOU!
ALL THE TIME!
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WORKING ON OTHER MOVIES
FOR OTHER STUDIOS!

YOU MUST PRETEND TO BE TOGETHER
AND BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
TO KEEP UP THE CHARADE!
WE OWN TOM STURRIDGE TOO!!!
HE'S PART OF OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry...

Got a bit carried away...

It was almost like putting on...

RABIES colored glasses.

(Of course, Rabies isn't a color...

But for this post, let's say it's BLACK... because you can't see out of them)

Where you are cynical and obtuse

about everything 

You see things that aren't there

You ignore things that are.

Truly.

You cannot wear those glasses for long...

They are depressing as hell.

This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number 0

R for Rose colored glasses...

I forgot to put them on today

Sorry.

0 for the number of times

That Rob and Kristen pretended to be

completely smitten by the other.

That's a big fat ZERO.

*PUSH*

Bye for now

♥♥♥