Rob and Kristen- Falling in Love at the Movies.

So ECLIPSE was released on DVD today.

Did you run out and get your copy?

I didn't.

Oh... I have mine ordered...

But the whole 'midnight' release thing isn't my cup of tea...

Nor is going to Target on a Saturday morning.

I'm kinda lazy that way.

Yeah, I probably won't get my copy until Monday...

But I'm OK with that.

I've watched Eclipse so many times already

the only thing I'm anxiously waiting for is listening

to Robert and Kristen giggle and flirt 

and have inside jokes on the commentary.

Indeed.

It's kinda weird to see how much the characters have changed

since Twilight.

Especially Jacob... Thank God.

I guess outside of looking a bit older

Bella looks pretty much the same.

But Edward.

That first Edward...

That was the picture of Rob

where I KNEW that he was going to be close to *my* Edward.

It's still my favorite, I think.

I'm kinda grateful that I read the books before the movie came out.

And that I have a version of Edward in my head...

A version that I see whenever I read his words

Whenever I imagine him in my mind.

I like that he is mine...

and I don't have to share him with anyone.

Robert does come close though...

So very close.

Yes... We actually get PAID for doing this ;)

Just thinking about the movies makes me

realize how much my Twilight obsession has waned.

Twilight was ALL consuming for me.

I saw it 3 days (out of 5x) in a row in the theater.

I couldn't stop just STARING at Rob.

I watched it online almost everyday there for a while.

I KNOW!

I mean...

I couldn't get enough of it.

When it came to buying the DVD...

I ended up with three copies.

Of course some of the blame lies at Summit's feet for 

letting everyone and my grandmother have their own version.

Thinking back...

I'm sure it was the fact that Edward was going to be 

someone I could now watch... instead of just imagine

that made Twilight so intoxicating for me.

That the world that Stephenie Meyer created

would actually come to life.

It was endlessly fascinating to me.

My stomach does flip-flops just remembering how I felt.

I love you, Kristen... I mean Bella!

Then came New Moon.

Yes, I was still interested

(I always will be... let's face it)

I was eager to see Edward and Bella actually share

some real intimacy...

the one real complaint I have about Twilight.

But...

After seeing it the first time in the theater

(and this time it was only 3x)

I remember driving home and thinking...

that I felt differently about this movie.

That I didn't get that flip-flop in my stomach...

that it wasn't the same.

I don't care about any wig... you always look beautiful.

And finally Eclipse.

(Damn "E" key is still broken... I should do something about that)

Eclipse.

My favorite book of the series.

Edward and Bella

Bella and Edward.

And oh yeah... Jacob.

I love this movie.

I saw it 3x in the theater

and look...

I know 3x is nothing compared to the people 

who saw it a zillion times.

But 3x for me... is a lot.

There were a couple of scenes that bothered me

(Yes, the motorcycle scene was ridiculous)

It was good.

But still...

I think the bloom is off the 'rose'.

Heh.

Well... silly pun but true.

Once I knew how Edward would look onscreen...

Once I got to meet Bella 

and the Cullens...

And see Forks High School...

That anticipation was gone.

The flip-flop.

And of course we have been saturated with all things Twilight

for over 2 years now...

That might have a play in my feelings.

Who knows.

Needless to say

(and of course I'm going to say it anyway)

I still love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm still intoxicated with him.

Maybe just not Twilight as much.

I doe no.

(inside joke)

Of course I'll marry you!!!

So in parting...

A few thoughts.

1. Enjoy the hell outta Eclipse.

I look forward to getting my copy.

But I think I might just wallow in Twilight this weekend.

2. The best part of the movies to me?

A. Edward was brought to life.

B. Rob and Kristen fell in love.

3. Outside of the Eclipse release...

News has been painfully... absent.

Now I just sit and wonder

when Rob and Kristen will make their way to London

for the holidays.

It's been a while for Rob.

You know he needs to go back there.

You know he needs to be with Kristen.

I guess we shall see what happens... and when.

:)

I love you like Rob loves Kristen...

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for ECLIPSE!

E for eeeeeeeeeeeee

Everytime I try to fix my broken 'e'.

I actually thought I did it...

But that sucker keeps popping off.

E for Edward

I love a fictional character.

Seems weird to even admit that...

But I do.

A lot.

And I will be forever grateful

because Edward brought me to Robert.

And I love him... too.

" Love Begins At Tome."

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Lather. Rinse. REPEAT.

SERIOUSLY.

I'm not talking TO you.

I'm not talking ABOUT you.

Really.

I'm not.

I'm just rambling.

Inane chatter.

Silly shit.

Honest.

OK?

OK.

Robert Pattinson Makes Me All MeltY. Yes. MeltY. It's a Fucking WORD!

So since I'm a bit annoyed today...

I thought I would try to soothe my savage soul with some pictures.

Robert in sunglasses is always a good place to start... yes?

Robert. Period.

I feel better already.

I'm So Glad I Decided To Come To Montreal. I Really MISSED You!

Aw... yes...

Montreal.

Kissing and snuggling and hugging

Oh my.

Robert making the trip to see Kristen...

To be with Kristen.

Kristen.

Kristen.

Lather. Rinse.

REPEAT.

Because it's ALWAYS Kristen.

Nobody's looking at us... Just one kiss...

Oh yes.

The KOL Concert.

Kissing and snuggling and nuzzling.

Oh my.

This was one of many in a long line of pictures

of Robert and Kristen...

Together.

Lather. Rinse.

REPEAT.

Hi! This is Robert and Kristen BEFORE They Got Into a Cab.

Hi Again! This Picture Was Taken AFTER They Got Out of the Cab!

BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA

I love this.

Robert's hair is COMPLETELY mussed up after...

And Kristen?

She's all Smirky and cute.

Looking like the Cat that got the Canary.

Rob being the Canary, of course.

Lather.

Rinse.

REPEAT.

Yeah... BIG SHOCK That Rob is Attracted to Kristen. She's GORGEOUS.

Man, her hair is long in this picture...

Right before she chopped it all off to play Joan Jett.

That's all kinds of brave.

Hair is such a huge part of how we look...

And she thought nothing of cutting it off to play a role.

Even though Summit tried to bribe her not to cut it...

She did anyway.

What does that tell you?

Kristen isn't likely to let some movie company 

dictate her life when she is not working.

Hell.

They can't even make her not cut her hair...

I'm guessing they don't control who she 

Kisses.

Snuggles.

Hugs.

Besides...

It's always Robert.

Robert and Kristen.

Lather.
Rinse.

REPEAT.

Keep repeating.

It never gets old.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tome.

I like Tome.

A lot.

"Tome is a name, a word, it is a strong one; Stronger than magician ever spoke,

or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration."

Which reminds me...

I watched "Pirate Radio" last night.

I like it.

A lot.

Great music.

Fascinating cast.

You Should Probably Buy This Movie.

Twirly. Twirly. Twirly.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- The Robsten Code

Oh how I love Calvin and Hobbes.

And as usual...

they are right on.

Super Secret Messages in Code!

Robsten Decoder Ring

Ever have one of those days where nothing makes sense?

When you are positive people are speaking in tongues?

Where you read the words and they just look like gibberish

and gobbledygook?

You're not alone.

Now there is help for all those people out there

who take every word and dissect them

add their own meanings and interpretations to them

and then get all pissy and snarly when it still doesn't make sense!

THE ROBSTEN DECODER RING!

And it can be yours for FREE!

All you have to do is send in 5 olive jar labels...

That have been on the roof for 4 days.

Make sure each one has 3 notches on the left side...

With a picture of 2 olives clearly visible.

Add 1 self-addressed envelope.

It's as easy as 1-2-3-4-5!

Send all Olive labels

(Remember the French green olive... not the Spanish)

to the following address:

1234 R. U. SERIOUS Lane

Give Me Abreak, California 92286

You should get your Robsten Ring

in 4-6 months...

Don't hold your breath until it shows up

because you need to breathe and you will die if you don't.

And keep a look out for the next

Robsten Decoder Ring post

That has instructions on how to use it

so that things like 10.12.10

and 02.2

can finally make sense!

We will be here at the ready!

Same Rob Time

Same Rob Channel!

Something In The Way He Moves...

There will never come a time when

I grow tired of watching Robert Pattinson

WALKING.

Never.

Ever.

Ever.

Nobody does it better.

Ever.

I Love You... You Love Me. We're as happy as can be.

Gotta tell ya.

I'm finding myself "Laughing Out Loud" at the reactions to the

Wedding pictures.

It just fucking KILLS people that Rob always chooses Kristen.

Here we have a private wedding

Where Rob and/or Kristen could come with whomever they wanted.

And guess what?

They are together in EVERY picture.

Awwwww.

The foam burns doesn't it?

So what do the haters focus on?

What they are wearing!

Bwa.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Yeah... because hating on Rob and Kristen's clothes

will completely divert all attention away from the fact

that Robert and Kristen

have turned up together

at a private function

TOGETHER.

Yes.

Together.

Again.

Because that's how they roll.

And really...

critiquing Kristen's hair...

and Robert's shirt...

and the color of Kristen's blouse...

Did I say "laughing out loud"?

How about...

Can You Believe Those Idiots Are Still Foaming Over Rob and Kristen Being Together?

That's more like it.

Come on... you know you are smiling!

Who doesn't smile at Calvin and Hobbes?

I Don't Care! I Don't Care! It Doesn't Mean ANYTHING!

Oh that's right...

They probably don't...

They are too busy being all angry and foamy.

Sucks to be them.

Anyway...

I will leave this post on a couple of final thoughts.

Yes, I Need You To Hold The Cigarette To My Lips... Obviously My Hand is Busy Holding Onto You.

Yeah, We Look SO Miserable Together! Sharing the Balcony of OUR Room ;)

I don't know...

I just feel all TWIRLY and stuff.

Like majorly Twirly.

It's just so so good.

And the olive is in the tugboat.

In.

The.
Tugboat.

So it's kinda like the Austin Powers clip

where he just can't stop saying Mole.

Hilarious shit.

That's how I feel about Twirl right now.

Twirly

Twirly

Twirly

You Make Me Feel Like Twirling... Gonna Twirl The Night Away!

"The sound of laughter is like the vaulted Tome of a temple of Happiness."

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(seriously?)

and 

BROTHER!!!

That shit cracks me up.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Always Together

WFE will probably kill me.

Water For Elephants.

The 'first' still.

But I feel like we have seen this stuff before.

But no matter.

Robert is positively DREAMY in this movie.

(And doesn't Reese look stunning?)

I cannot wait to see it.

And that brings up another thing...

Why do I always feel like I am waiting for something?

Always waiting.

Yearning might even be a good word here.

Rob and a guitar. I guess this is just here to TEASE me...

So Robert showed up in an L.A. guitar shop.

Norman's Rare Guitars Facebook "Thanks Robert Pattinson for stopping by Norman's Rare Guitars on Saturday. Robert bought a Fender Stratocaster John English Master Built Zebrawood Guitar! Enjoy that amazing guitar!"

1. This is like the 3rd time he has been in this shop

buying a guitar.

You can never have enough guitars.

I have a brother who plays...

He's always thinking of his next purchase.

He has 9 so far.

Of course they are all different...

and of course he needs all of them.

The guitar Rob bought is gorgeous...

and you can see how happy it makes him.

Win/Fucking/Win

2. Oh wait.

So Robert WAS in Los Angeles over Thanksgiving weekend?

Heh.

Say no more.

;)

Awwww... So happy together :)

So more pictures of Rob and Kristen at this private function.

Yeah.

Private.

Yet here I am posting the pics

(You do remember the double edged sword discussion, I hope)

I don't know whose pictures they are...

I don't know where they even came from.

I just know that Rob and Kristen are in them...

 

I honestly can't imagine being at a table with Rob and not looking at him!

I'm posting it for a couple of reasons.

1. Rob and Kris look happy and comfortable

and completely together.

As always.

So much for the 'manip' bullshit.

2. People are whining that 

"Rob and Kristen aren't showing any PDA!!!

THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS, IF THAT!"

Yeah.

Cuz I know I'm ALL OVER my husband

when I'm at a wedding...

I dry hump him every chance I get.

(Please note Sarcasm)

Do you really expect them to be making out?

I actually find the pictures VERY typical of wedding photos.

A couple sitting at a table talking and laughing.

A couple posing with another couple...

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO AT WEDDINGS.

Just notice that in every picture released thus far

(and I cringe at the thought, but I'm sure there are more)

Rob is RIGHT NEXT to Kristen.

As always.

 

When did Tom get so sexy?

You might be asking me why I am posting this picture of Tom.

And I would say to you...

Good question.

No. I kid.

If you recall there was a picture of some autographs 

from Rob, Kristen and Taylor floating around yesterday.

So I was on Twitter

(where I happen to go sometimes)

And asked why we never see Tom's autograph?

I mean.

Look at that face.

So...

This nice person found this for me.

It was on some site that sells autographs.

But.

Um.

What the fuck, Tom?

It looks like 02 2

Oh shit

Another "Epic" date?

Bwahahahaha.

Sorry.

But truly.

Is that supposed to be a *T* and a *S*?

It's kinda confusing.

But.

Since you look kinda sexy hot in the picture...

I will let it go.

02 2

I like it.

Are you going to try and turn off the dome light again?

 I was going to do a 

"Foam of the Day"

But why rub salt in the foam?

It is what it fucking is.

And yeah...

I'm all kinds of smirking and twirling right now.

It's fun.

Twirly is so much more fun than Foamy.

They'll figure it out...

Sooner or later.

(Depending how advanced the rabies are)

“I long, as does every human being, to be at Tome wherever I find myself."

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for Epic.

What is Epic for me...

Might not be Epic for you.

Relax.

It will be OK.

Promise.

Bye for now

♥♥♥