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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Always Together

WFE will probably kill me.

Water For Elephants.
The 'first' still.
But I feel like we have seen this stuff before.
But no matter.
Robert is positively DREAMY in this movie.
(And doesn't Reese look stunning?)
I cannot wait to see it.
And that brings up another thing...
Why do I always feel like I am waiting for something?
Always waiting.
Yearning might even be a good word here.

Rob and a guitar. I guess this is just here to TEASE me...

So Robert showed up in an L.A. guitar shop.

Norman's Rare Guitars Facebook "Thanks Robert Pattinson for stopping by Norman's Rare Guitars on Saturday. Robert bought a Fender Stratocaster John English Master Built Zebrawood Guitar! Enjoy that amazing guitar!"

1. This is like the 3rd time he has been in this shop
buying a guitar.
You can never have enough guitars.
I have a brother who plays...
He's always thinking of his next purchase.
He has 9 so far.
Of course they are all different...
and of course he needs all of them.
The guitar Rob bought is gorgeous...
and you can see how happy it makes him.

2. Oh wait.
So Robert WAS in Los Angeles over Thanksgiving weekend?

Say no more.
Awwww... So happy together :)

So more pictures of Rob and Kristen at this private function.
Yet here I am posting the pics
(You do remember the double edged sword discussion, I hope)
I don't know whose pictures they are...
I don't know where they even came from.
I just know that Rob and Kristen are in them...
I honestly can't imagine being at a table with Rob and not looking at him!

I'm posting it for a couple of reasons.

1. Rob and Kris look happy and comfortable
and completely together.
As always.
So much for the 'manip' bullshit.

2. People are whining that 
"Rob and Kristen aren't showing any PDA!!!

Cuz I know I'm ALL OVER my husband
when I'm at a wedding...
I dry hump him every chance I get.
(Please note Sarcasm)
Do you really expect them to be making out?
I actually find the pictures VERY typical of wedding photos.
A couple sitting at a table talking and laughing.
A couple posing with another couple...
Just notice that in every picture released thus far
(and I cringe at the thought, but I'm sure there are more)
Rob is RIGHT NEXT to Kristen.
As always.
When did Tom get so sexy?
You might be asking me why I am posting this picture of Tom.
And I would say to you...
Good question.
No. I kid.
If you recall there was a picture of some autographs 
from Rob, Kristen and Taylor floating around yesterday.
So I was on Twitter
(where I happen to go sometimes)
And asked why we never see Tom's autograph?
I mean.
Look at that face.
This nice person found this for me.
It was on some site that sells autographs.
What the fuck, Tom?
It looks like 02 2
Oh shit
Another "Epic" date?
But truly.
Is that supposed to be a *T* and a *S*?
It's kinda confusing.
Since you look kinda sexy hot in the picture...
I will let it go.
02 2
I like it.

Are you going to try and turn off the dome light again?

 I was going to do a 
"Foam of the Day"
But why rub salt in the foam?
It is what it fucking is.
And yeah...
I'm all kinds of smirking and twirling right now.
It's fun.

Twirly is so much more fun than Foamy.

They'll figure it out...
Sooner or later.
(Depending how advanced the rabies are)

“I long, as does every human being, to be at Tome wherever I find myself."

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for Epic.
What is Epic for me...
Might not be Epic for you.


It will be OK.

Bye for now


Cote de Texas said...

I love how they are so undressed for the wedding. No one else but Kristin would go so sloppy, but that's her and that's why they are together, because he's the same and he loves that about her. i'm convinced of that. i doubt he'll ever be with some lipstick type of hollywood girl. he's a true grunge musician at heart and she's perfect for the part. at this point i wonder if they will ever split up, they are so much alike.

I think this is some wedding of one of the cast of on the road. it's from that exact time when rob visited her.

Kay said...

You can't fool me Rose, it has got to be another clue! I've got it - on February 2nd at 02:02 Tom is going to be looking all kinds of cute SOMEWHERE....that's got to be it! But wait, is that GMT? CDT? EST? Dang, I'm all confused again.....he he he ;)

I love these pictures - they are so relaxed and HAPPY. Thanks Rose.

Hope you are all having an awesome Wednesday in Roseland!

Penny Lane said...


I agree with Kay. Tom's signature really is a clue. And since someone had to hunt to find it, that makes it a buried clue. So is it really 02.2 or is it so sneaky as to be 2.20?

It has to be another EPIC date.

Sydney said...

That must've been a Summit wedding. Kristen and Rob aren't together unless it's for PR. I haven't quite worked out why Tom and his family and all those other people are on Summit's payroll as of yet. Give me time.

I can hear Rob's voice in my head wondering why Tom is wearing lip stain in that picture. Or are his lips really that pink? I'm gonna be thinking about his lips all day. Truly though, I think Rob has better lips. I just wanna....woah, sorry. Lost myself in a fantasy there.

Kay said...

Oh.My.Gosh Penny! I didn't think of that.....now I am going to have to block off BOTH the 2nd and the 20th in preparation of Tom being cute somewhere in the world on either of those days......boy, 2011 sure is going to be a busy year if this keeps up!

Okay, now I'm gone.....bye! :D

Kami said...

Rose I too dry hump my husband every chance I get when we go to weddings I mean isn't that the only way to prove to the world you're in love? OF course now thinking about it..that is probably why we aren't invited to weddings anymore..hmm

I KNOW the super secret code Tom is using on that autograph and I will share it with you all..

On 02/02/12 at 2:02am we are all to meet in the woods, somewhere, and then we are to dance around a bubbling cauldron naked while chanting "All Hail Tom, Tom is good Tom is great". As we chant we will hop on one foot pat our heads and rub our stomachs while sticking out our tongues and touching our noses. Then, when we're finished we are going to sit naked on the Forest floor and drink tea and eat crumpets!

deb said...

It is what the fuck it is LOVE it Rose nice pic of Tommy boy but i have to say he comes in right behind MR.Pattinson Rob well always be #1 in my book keep up with your clues Rose we love them. I miss seeing our 2 love birds nice to see them steel very much in love. DEB.

LJ said...

Bloody hell Rose are you trying to kill me! heh heh

Here am I trying to forget the hotness that is Mr Sturridge and you post that.....ahem.....slightly attractive pic *resists the urge to look again*

Right I'm off to errrm.....build a snowman or something! ☃

Love to all!

Hope said...

Rose....Another EPIC date??!!!

Are you SURE that is a 2 and NOT a 6 because when I turn my head sideways...that is what it looks like to me.
Either way I am going to mark it on my damn Robert Pattinson Sexiest Looks 2011 calendar !!!!

MLH414 said...


Love those pics of Kristen and Rob...they both look soo happy and comfortable with each other...sigh...it's soo sweet!! :)

And Tom...um...he looks all kinds of hot in that pic! That brooding stare and those lips!! *thud*

And it is true...where you see Rob, you see Kristen...and where you see Kristen, you see Rob.

Hope everyone has a great day!! :)


katy said...

Hi, Rose!! hope you're having a great day.

Can't wait for Water for Elephants too and Bel Ami and OTR.

So... the pic that some people were saying was fake, isn't fake after all...hehe. I think people are pissed because of these pictures because this is an intimate party with family and close friends...and some of them are Rob's close friends, and this just reinforces how much Kristen is an importante part of Rob's life.
I also don't know whose picture they are or where they came from but like you said Rose, Robert and Kristen are in them and they look adorable and Happy.

Robert with a guitar in is hands...Perfect.

Tom is looking sexy in that pic...who cares about the autograph.


Autumngal said...

Hello Roselanders,

You ladies really crack me up lol...that's the reason why I check this blog more than once a day...I loved all the smart and hilarious comments made by all you intelligent ladies.

Indeed, the picture of Rob & Kris with another couple looked like a typical wedding party photo..I'll be questioning myself if they were actually mashing their faces into each other in public outing like that. I certainly don't do that with my husband in public. Isn't it cute to know that Rob took Kris as his date to a wedding...oh I can hear the excuse already 'I take my friend to a wedding all the times'

jen said...

Lovely post as always, Rose.

It's too bad private pictures got out, but they are viral at this point. The interesting thing is how disarmed they seem because they are private pictures, Robert looks so happy and content, same with Kristen. Very sweet, really. I'm glad they can go and do things like this and not have it come out asap each time.

Anonymous said...


Another great post! And the captions just crack me up ;)

Wow all the EPIC dates sure are filling my calendar up fast. What's a girl to do?? I just can't miss anything so huge if you know what I mean. LOL

Hi Kami, Penny, Katy, Kay and all my friends!! I hope you are having a great day!!

Penny Lane said...


You haven't been around much. Have you unpacked those boxes yet?

I hope you're going to join our great cookie caper on 12.10.10 or if you prefer the EPIC 10.12.10.

Anonymous said...

LOL Penny!

No, I think those boxes are doomed to spend the next few years in the closet ;)

I know. I've missed you guys. Just been busy. That time of year if you know what I mean. And yes, I do plan to join the EPIC cookie swap. Cookies are always good!

How have ya been??

Penny Lane said...


I've been pretty good. Glad to have one holiday meal over.

I've been doing online shopping today. It's snowing outside and I don't want to drive in it because I'm a wuss that way.

Kami said...

Leigh! How's the new house?

I have been shopping online and I have a headache from hell but wanted to make sure you're joining our Epic Christmas Event Leigh...I've got my recipes out...the ones I'm allowed to share.. and I am ready to post on 10.12.10 I don't want to give away too much right now but just as a tease I'll say the first recipe I am posting has the following words in it..Granny, Epic and Reeses...now how could a recipe like that fail? k nap time..or food time..actually it's getting rid of this damn headache time!

Kami said...

PL I think I found the perfect cookie avi...what do you think?


Penny Lane said...


That is a perfectly Epic avi.

angelica1 said...

Summit must be the richest company in the world to be able to afford all those relatives and random guests at all of these events on their payroll!!

Rose - I don't think that's a date at all, I think it's Urdu for cookie :)

Kami - Do those chocolate chips on your avi spell out the secret code word?

kharma1 said...

Happy Wednesday..
And Hi Rose.

Some great comments on here about the numbers on Tom's pic, very clever..lol.
Thanks for posting Tom's pic by the way, I also miss him, where is he. There's no pics of him since he was photographed with Carey.

I love the pic of Rob and Kristen taken at the wedding. I love how Rob is leaning into Kristen and I'm sure he has a tight grip around her waist. And he always has that "certain" look when he's around her, it's kind of a goofy, in love, all happy look.. it's so adorable.

Rose, I absolutely love the captions you are putting on all the pics now, their just PERFECT.

Another great post Rose, thank you.

Penny Lane said...


Just because I have to have one too.

Kami said...


Some fat man in a red suit is TALKING TO ME

Penny Lane said...


What kind of messages? Are there any dates in the messages? Please, please let it be so.

It would be so EPIC if the big man would verify everything for us.

All this excitement, I need something to drink with maybe an olive in it.

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Kami said...

Ok people, let's talk...I direct this at all of the lurkers out there who are spending every second of their day combing over every single word Rose says and wondering "WHAT DOES IT MEAN??"

I was going to let it go until I came across this little jewel of a post on a "Very Special Board" and I just have to share it with you..
Maybe together we can crack this code

"Every time Rose has used 'tome' it has been in place of 'home.' Is there proof of a home purchase locked away in a tome somewhere?

And what about the olives? Have they bought a home and olive grove? Are they leaving show biz and becoming olive farmers?"

Seriously people need to get a grip...but anywho...

Ok T O M E...whatever does that mean? Listen up...here is one explaination..but first let me qualify...SOME of us speak to each other off of the blog...and SOME of us share stories of our families...so moving on...Let's imagine...a little boy...at Christmas....telling his mother what he is excited about...and he says "I can't wait to eat some of Drannie's Tome made cookies" OMG is it code??? I mean "Tome Made"???could it be in the place of Home..uhhhh duh..but wait does this child know soemthing???? Uh no...because I believe at the time this event happened I do not think Kristen and Rob were even born.

Ok the Olive thing...people get a fucking grip...the conversation went as follows..Rose was joking about people OVERREACT to everything she posts and she jokingly said to Syd "The Olive is in the shed...I repeat the Olive is in the shed"

IT WAS A JOKE!! IT's called a sense of humor..find one.

The Epic date 10.12.10 it is the beginning of a Christmas event some of us ladies set up and it was an inside joke...remember the other day when we all discussed inside jokes...of course you do.

And as for the damn E on the computer...here's a shocker for you...computer keyboards sometimes have letters pop off for NO reason at all...OMG is it a message from above????? Uh no...it is the fact that the damn button fell off.

What Rose was saying today is that just because something is Epic to a few, does not make it Epic to all. I've tried to think of an example that I could give but no matter what I say you will think I'm writing in code....but here's one anyway...if you're a child and you are getting a puppy that is EPIC for you but not so much for the kid down the street. UNDERSTAND?

Alright I'm done...you have fun figuring out whether or not Puppy is code for something.

Kami said...


olivia said...

What a great post today! Happy Rob with his guitar is a great pic. Love how Kristen tucks in underneath Robs arm; the big, wonderful smile on his face and the sweet, delicate hint of a smile on her face are just precious. Beautiful soulmates.
BBL tonight.
Oh yeah, looking forward to the EPIC cookies!

Sydney said...

And yeah! What Kami said.

UNLESS...they really did buy a Tome on an Olive Grove that has a Barn where Donkey's that eat Potatoes live and that they will close on 10-12-10 that will be 'E'pic...like 'E'merald City without the evil Monkeys...there's no place like Tome.

Melinda said...

Ya'll are making me LOL at the insanity that is in the fandom. Might as well laugh at the foam instead of choke on it or maybe it is an olive they are choking on...

Rose-please warn us next time before you post a picture like that one of Tom. Hells bells that is a look! Still the voice gets me...

That is a cute pic of Rob and Kristen wherever they were. Love how they are so unassuming. Something to admire them for. They aren't trying to impress others, just are themselves.

I hope that things are going well for them. With Breaking Dawn filming getting underway I'm sure they are busy, busy, busy.

Hugs and toodles!

shoegal2547 said...

Always love your post Rose, but have to say I am disappointed that the pics got out...also that R/K didn't dress for the wedding, casual is one thing, but respect for the occasion is another.

They do look comfy and happy with each other though.

Alas, I didn't think Reese and Rob made a good couple, but I'm liking this still...alot...can't wait to see the movie!

Penny Lane said...


Before we assume something, you don't really know what occurred. Sometimes you get included in things at the last minute and you might say, "Oh, we're not really dressed for it." And the person who invited you says," It's no big deal, just come anyway".

Actually from the looks of it to me, no one was overly dressed up. Slapping on a tie doesn't dress you up.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE... Maybe you CAN turn off the dome light but you CANNOT TURN OFF THE TOME LIGHT!

Anonymous said...

So are we the fashion police now?? I could get into this!! Have you seen some of the clothes people are wearing these days!?!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

LEIGH...I know what you mean...there is a critic around every corner...we dont know the circumstances and they dont care what we THINK they should wear or do.

SueBee said...

Dear Santa

Please bring me a DVD of Pirate Radio held by Tom. No wrapping required and the bow is optional.

I've been good! (as far as you know)

Anonymous said...


The question is why do people think they should care? I mean seriously.

I could care less what people think of the fact that I wore *gasp* sweat pants to work today!! I got up this morning and just wasn't feeling it so...yeah.

I just think it's funny. Everyone has an opinion on everything. Like any of it really effin matters. It's not like they ask for any of the stupid attention or opinions that are offered to them. Although I would have to think that some of it has to be quite amusing :)

Anonymous said...


You are going to love it! Make sure to watch the deleted scenes. Lots of goodies :)

Kami said...

Ahhh Susan how sweet...now come on...spit it out...that was code for something wasn't it???

Oh I've got it, They are buying a pirate ship and they are going to become radio stars!!!! of course I don't get where Tom comes in...but never fear MissY I WILL crack that code!

Penny Lane said...


I was afraid I might have come across as being too bitchy in my comment. Glad to see someone else saying it is none of our business and why do you care.

SueBee said...

Hello, my friends.

Another epic date. Oh the epicness of it all.

My hugs might be a little longer than normal because I'm still feeling frosty from being out in the snow.



Penny Lane said...


I just came in from shoveling. It's that wet sloppy stuff too.

Kami said...

Penny....Honesty does NOT equal bitchy!!! you're not sounding bitchy, just honest

Super RN Gas Passer said...


HI SUE BEE...I guess I should know about Pirate Radio..but I dont.

Anonymous said...

La souris est en dessous de la table.
Le chat est sur la chaise. Le singe est sur la branche.

Mais l'attente.... le singe a disparu!!

There.. is that even more cryptic enough? It's even in a foreign language!!

and 02 2 Pfffttt.. I know what that means? Doesn't everyone?!?!

And this EPIC business.. pssst.. are you listening lurkers.. it's going to be EPIC!!! bwahahahaha

olives, tomes, donkeys, barns, potatoes, uhm.. can we throw a goose and maybe a fig tree in there too? Maybe a rogue elephant who's wearing a funky pair of shoes.

You know.. Elephant shoes. Tome. Epic Goose. And a partidge in a pear tree??


Penny Lane said...

Shucks, Kami, you're always trying to make me nicer than I am.

Anonymous said...


The way I see it I was just giving my opinion. I mean everyone is free to do that right?? Even if it's not *asked* for :)

Penny Lane said...

I'm going out for some dinner and shopping.


Anonymous said...


A elephant with Uggs!! EPIC!!

SueBee said...

If all of these code words keep up,
I might have to do The Twelve Code Words of Christmas.

That should keep plenty of people busy.


No code words in my Santa post(this time.) I just want Tom, I mean, Pirate Radio, for Christmas.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

An Elephant named ROSIE???isnt that the name of the elephant in WFE??

Anonymous said...

Leigh, the elephant would definitely be wearing the Jimmy Choo Uggs. That would be beyond EPIC!

And don't tell anyone.. shh.. but I have totally opted not to wear a bra today. I'm waiting for the fashion police to knock on my door at any moment.

Suse! If you're asking Santa for the goods.. tell him that my birthday is right after Christmas... *hint hint* *wink wink* *nudge nudge* Except I want a bow. Strategically placed, of course.

Hi everybody!! :)

Sydney said...

SueBee: it's a good thing you're buying it. I got it on Netflix. Two separate times. I won't say how many times I watched it.

The thing is: it actually didn't occur to me to notice their clothes. Not when I could see their happy, smiling faces. But now that I look, everyone is pretty much dressed the same. If this WAS in fact, Tom's sister's wedding, she's super dressed down too, so what's the big deal? Looks like they're in a happy, non-judgmental place.

There's probably always something we could criticize. But I'll leave that to the nonnies.

katy said...


I'm sorry...but who cares how they were dressed...does it really matter???. They look fine to me. Can we just look at the pretty!? and how happy they look.

Anonymous said...

Oh mister news dude.. don't lead into a story by saying "Why did a woman spend hours in a cooler, with a LOT of butter?" And then leave it at that!! That's just wrong.

Anonymous said...

I,m off to take Diva #1 to dance!

See ya later!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SUE BEE...OK..I watched a preview...looks good..or should I say..Tom LOOKS GOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

SueBee said...


Yeah, he's pretty scrumptious.


I know what to give you for your birthday, then!


Kami said...

Susan, yeah right no code words in your Santa wish list...don't worry you can't hide codes from me...I mean the Monkey has the Tome right????

Tracy in solidarity with you I too am not wearing a bra...Just showing my support my friend...if they knock on your door they will have to knock on mine too!

angelica1 said...

I was trying to bite my tongue but I can't. What the hell does what you wear have to do with respect for an occcasion? Surely the fact that you turned up to help celebrate the happiest day of someone's life is all the respect you need to show!! Making any kind of judgement about a person or their intentions,based on appearance, is ridiculous and incredibly shallow!! End of rant.

Anonymous said...

OMGOSH! Kami! THAT is why the monkey disappeared!! He has the tome!!!!

Cheeky monkey.

Kami said...

All I will say about the clothing thing is that everyone has a right to his or her opinion...however I think it may have been missed that other guests at the wedding were dressed very casually too. Sometimes people request that their guest dress causual for whatever reason. I also understand wanting to see them all dressed up...they do clean up nicely.

Kami said...

yep Tracy and here's some more code for you...The Monkey has Tome and the Donkey is in the house...huh...crazy stuff huh?

Kami said...


it's going to be so fucking EPIC!!!!

SueBee said...

The monkey is eating a banana--I repeat--the monkey is eating a banana.

Also the package is tome--once again--the package is tome.

Kami said...

JOY!! The package is TOME!!!!

angelica1 said...

Kami - There's a feather on it,another code....

Kami said...

pssst....the duck...(looks both ways)...is dancing at midnight...shhh

SueBee said...

(Hey, psssst, over here)

The wookie is drowning.

Just sayin'

Kami said...

going to go eat...I mean since the Monkey is eating the banana it is only fair I eat too...bbl

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'll add my 02 2 cents worth in this clothing debate..

When you receive an invitation to an event, typically, if it is intended to be a formal affair, where suits/jackets, cocktail dresses etc are required, it will say so on the invitation.

Given that most of the people in the pictures aren't dressed to the nines... They are fine. They look fine. They're dressed comparably to the others there. I'm SO SO sorry that they can't prance around in poofy gowns and tuxes all the time.

SueBee said...

I didn't even notice the clothes. I just thought it was cute the way Rob was bent close next to Kristen.

Looked genuinely sweet.

Who the hell cares what they are wearing?

angelica1 said...

SueBee - He always looks as if he can't quite believe she's his when he does that, it's incredibly sweet :)

Anonymous said...

What I want to know is this..

What are these people wearing that are critiquing their clothes? Do they dress in their Sunday best every time they go out the door? Is every hair in place every waking moment of the day? Where do they get off being judge and jury about what other people should and shouldn't wear, or do, or say, or think, or feel.

I gotta say, I've had my limit of hypocritical people lately. Judging someone based on what little snippets they see of their lives. Acting like they can do it OH SO much better. Stop obsessing over it. Stop trying to find that one little thing to complain about. Be happy with your own lives and stay out of theirs.

And I'm stopping, before I completely go on an even bigger rant.. because I could.

Prioritize people. There are more important things out there to be worried about than whether or not someone is dressed to your satisfaction.

SueBee said...

Hope no one takes a pic of me right now. I am not in my party dress.

katy said...

Bravo Tracy!!

gwen said...

Hello Rose, everyone!

Loving the pics and captions, lol. Whoa, Tom is that you? Hello Hotness... I thought the writings are R 2. Yeah, I know I should check my eyes and my brain coz obviously Im not on the same wavelength as you guys. And the previous date is a typo error of Rose and some people make a big deal of it. Really i thought its R and its not even his f initial(head downcast,shaking)
Rose, love the way you said this:

What is Epic for me...
Might not be Epic for you.
It will be OK.


30 said...
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30 said...


WEll said there in your last post. I am with you on everything,It's annoying as hell, but you are wasting your time even trying to get threw to "some". They dont get it, they dont care to, and


30 said...

OH and I have to add, TOM IS ONE SEXY BRIT! To young for me, but I could do things to him...........

Why do British guys always have those sexy lips? I love sexy lips.


Anonymous said...


Gotta go do the dinner thing

If anyone sees a monkey with a tome, don't panic. First, lure him to you with a banana.. once you have him secured, just return him to the barn near the olive grove, and his owners will reward you with potatoes and a goose. But try to get there before midnight, because there may or may not be ducks dancing around that time. It's a sacred ritual, you don't want to interrupt it. Steer clear of the shed... (you really don't want to know what goes on in the shed)

This is, of course contingent upon you get past the drowning wookie. I'm pretty sure he's going to be super pissed that someone dumped him in the lake.

(I'm thinking it was the ducks.. part of their ritual, but can't say for sure)


Kami said...

Tracy this one is for you-------->

just cause you asked for it.

Freddie said...

Hey everyone,

It’s a nice picture of Rob and Kristen. Rob does seem to have a bit of self-satisfied grin on his face. I wonder why? LOL.

Like a number of you, I feel a bit guilty looking at, much less enjoying this picture, as it wasn’t intended for us to see. I think Rob and Kristen handle the intrusions on their privacy so well, because if it were me, I would have lost it a long time ago. It’s unfortunate that even private functions don’t remain private.

To the comics of Roseland - you ladies are good. I wish I had a fraction of your collective comedic talents.

Tracy - Le chat est sur la chaise….ha ha??? Mon chat est toujours sur ma chaise…et sur le tapis… et sur mon lit. Je pense que vous devriez trouver ce singe. Est-ce que tu parle francais, vraiement?

30 said...

Now you gave something for the lurkers, and over obsessed to REALLY decode. LOL

Now get on that kids.


Freddie said...

30 - Ha Ha. I guess my job here is done.


Penny Lane said...

I just got back from dinner and you'll never guess, there was an olive in my drink. I didn't order it and nowhere on the menu did it say it would be in there.

Is this a sign? Does it mean something? There were some little markings on the end of the olive, didn't have my glasses but it could have been a 2 or maybe a 0.

I have to ponder what this all means.

Kami said...

PL OMG once we figure out what the olives are saying it is going to be EPIC!!

Kay said...

Penny!! I think it IS a sign!! I stopped to check on my elderly neighbors on the way home and they were just finishing dinner.....OMG you'll never guess what happened!! They offered me OLIVES!!! Four of them (02+2=4!!!!) Do you think they are in on it??? Do they know the clues? Do you think they might know where Tom has been hiding???

Kami said...

Of course it's all code to tell us where "HE" is!! hmmm Olives...could it possibly be...Italy??? Greece? Egypt?

Tune in tomorrow for another edition of "How the Olive Tomes"

Super RN Gas Passer said...

PL....I bet the little markings on the olive...if u had gotten a magnifying mirror would have said T O M E

Kay said...

Kami, I don't know about your olives, but mine are saying "put me in some vodka!" ;)

Penny Lane said...

For a serious moment now,

I visited another of those unnamed sites and they are truly wondering if something is going to happen in February based on the mention of 02-2.

I would say it's funny but these are not children guessing.

Kay said...

Oh, FFS! This is going to start to feel like kicking puppies pretty soon. :\

Rhonda said...

Great post today Rose. I hate that the photos came out but have to admit I really like them. They look so sweet together..
Read some of the comments regarding their dress. Well..just because they look casual doesn't mean they were the entire time. Let's not forget Kristen has a history of getting beautifully dressed up when the occasion calls for it..then she does her usual and changes into more comfortable clothes. I love that about her..so maybe that's what happened here. Just a thought...

Kay said...

....not that I have ever kicked a puppy.....I am only imagining how sad and cruel it would feel.

Super RN Gas Passer said...


Anonymous said...

WAIT! Hold the phone!!

Does anyone know what *kind* of olives these encrypted olives are?! Because that could make ALL the difference! Are they kalamata? Then we're talking Greece. Are they manzanilla? Because that would mean France. Lugano? Because then we're in Italy.

Are they pitted? Or whole?!? Black or green?!?!

Oh, the possibilities!

And Freddie, Oui, je parle un peu du Français. Mais, je peux le lire mieux que je peux le parler.

Anonymous said...

Love the couples picture, they look so normal lmao and the guitar store pic is epic. thanks Rose.

Kay said...

That's it Tracy!! I bet he'll be in France in February because I am sure MY olives were manzanilla. You are so smart!!! But....maybe Penny's were something else? How about your olives???

Kami said...

I think everyone is so wonderful here and after I make this statement We will all join hands and sing we are family..

But why is what Kristen is wearing even an issue? We weren't invited to this wedding and truth be told who cares what they wore...

Ok sorry bout that...just tired

I have a whole jar of olives upstairs in the fridge Kay and I'm thinking about sending Heith to the store for tomato juice..I've got everything else.

Kami said...

Tracy don't forget Spanish olives and olives from California...we are talking a world wide conspiracy here

Kay said...

See Kami, your olives are saying they want to be in vodka too!! Maybe he is actually going to be in RUSSIA in February...is doesn't have anything to do with the olives, just the VODKA!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

RHONDA...good point...see, they COULD have changed...its so easy to jump to conclusions when YOU WERENT THERE!

TRACY...the olive thing is blowing my mind...of course...we need to know WHERE did the olive come from,...crucial info!

KAY...of course you would never kick a puppy!

Kami said...

Kay, if he is in Russia in February he's on his own...lol it's cold enough for me in Kansas can't imagine going to Siberia.

But Vodka...think of the possibilities...there's cherry Vodka, lemon Vodka, hmmm

Penny Lane said...

I really am not too fluent in Olive. My olives were green, not stuffed and the drink was a margarita.

So now do the clues lead to Mexico, Texas? My head is spinning and not from the margarita but maybe I should have had another to really decipher the code.

Kami said...

Penny you are a GENIUS!!! It's elementary my dear Penny...they are wasting away again in Margaritaville

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. there's an olive bar down at the grocery store. Maybe I should go down to the store and ask those olives if they've heard any rumors through the grapevine about where these other olives will show up on 02 2.

Truefax, Kami.. world conspiracy, and now all the olive groves around the globe are in on it too.

but wait.. if it's Grey Goose vodka that the olive wants, then it's definitely France.

I had Stoli raspberry vodka last night. :) no olives in that drink.. but it did have cherries in it.

Kay said...

with beer chasers ;)

Kay said...

I meant the beer chasers were in margaritaville....not with the raspberry vodka...ewwww

Penny Lane said...

What if it's Belvedere vodka? Where in the world would that olive be going?

Kay said...

Sure PL, ask the hard questions.....I honestly do not have a clue. Ninja olive.

Anonymous said...

Belvedere vodka..

You'd end up in Poland, I think.

Those olives sure do get around, huh?

Freddie said...

Tracy – c'est le même pour moi – je peut le lire mieux que je peut le parler. J'ai étudié du français à l'école, mais j'ai perdu la confiance pour le parler. Je souhaite que je l'étais maintenu. Well there’s always Google Translator. Nice to talk to you “en francais” in any case.

Oh and lurkers, don’t read anything into this!!!! LOL. It’s all just a part of the plan for Roseland world domination on 2 – 20. Maybe the french are in on it too….lead by someone drinking Grey Goose Vodka with an olive???

Kay said...

Good one Freddie!

he he he :D

Penny Lane said...


I admit I had to google that one to find out where it's from. Tracy's right it's Poland.


I see you're fitting right in around here.

Penny Lane said...

I think I'm out for the night now. All of a sudden I'm not feeling so great. I may have gotten a bad olive.


Kami said...

night Penny feel better soon..evil olive

Kay said...

Hope you feel better soon Penny! :\

Freddie said...

Thanks Kay and Penny.

Penny - good night and feel better.


Anonymous said...

Dear armchair/laptop detectives (aka lurkers who are reading WAY too much into this)...

Trouvez un passe-temps. Ou nous continuerons à vous taquiner en français. :)

Do it soon, or I will start to post my entire comment in binary code.


The olives have been compromised. Once again.. the olives have been compromised. Meet me in the shed at 0:22 to discuss new arrangements.

ps. Bring liquor
pps. and whipped cream
ppps. and chocolate syrup
pppps. and the Otis Redding cd

Atticus said...

Hi Rose & Roselanders! Dry humping my hubby at a wedding. Can't get that pic out of my head. Fucking hilarious!

As you may have heard, haters have bullied together to ensure that Kristen doesn't win the RAFA. Rob is way ahead and will no doubt win his category. We're just lucky that the faction of Kristen's fans that don't like Rob aren't that vindictive or petty to sabotage his votes. Maybe there aren't that many.

Too bad Kstew411 wasn't around, cuz' she could rally the troops. Kristen keeps teetering around 41 to 45% of the vote. When this vote first came out Kristen was hovering around 90%. The fans across the pond need to keep voting while fans on this side rest and vice versa. We only have until Dec. 6th.

Here's the link where you can vote several times.


I heard you can delete history or cookies to keep voting? I don't know how to do this so would someone let me know, please. I've been revoting by restarting my computer. There's got to be an easier way.

I know this isn't a solution to world peace or solving world hunger but I can't sit idly by and let the haters do this shit. C'mon Kristen fans, lets do this!

It's late for some of you so I hope someone reads this.


Kay said...


Do you need me to evacuate JRM from the shed for your rendezvous with Syd? I could be troubled to do so....please?


Kami said...

Lurkers beware...do exactly what Tracy says or else I'll sick this guy ---------------->
on you and NOBODY needs to see that.

Kami said...

uh sic not sick

omg they will break the code

Kay said...

No Kami, I think you were accurate with "sick" him on us...feeling a little sick looking at him.....blech

Kami said...

Yes he is sickening

Anonymous said...

Oh Kay.. could you please?

We're going to need complete solitude to go over all the different angles of the new plan. And it may take a couple of days. Have to be thorough, you know.



Kami said...

New code...NEW CODE...

the Cat is in the Hat...I repeat the cat IS IN the hat! pass it on..to the olives

Kay said...

It is a sacrifice Tracy, my friend, but I am more than willing to be there for you! :)

Kay said...

Oh no Kami....I'm afraid my head might explode if there is a NEW code to learn yet tonight. :( If someone could please leave the details in the predetermined super-secret location, I'll find it in the morning. I think I will start looking for it where the manzanilla olives are. Thanks!

Sweet dreams fellow conspirators, I mean Roselanders!

Kami said...

night Kay sleep well...I think I will head to bed too...night all

Anonymous said...

Don't worry ladies..

All the codes, past,current and possible future ones, are being kept in the tome. Just gotta find that cheeky monkey first.

Bonne nuit mes amis


And Olive, dear olive.. Oh, the places you'll go!


Kami said...

Tracy the Monkey ran away with the olive fork

Freddie said...

Oh, continuer de taquiner. C'est trop amusant. Ils ne trouveront pas un nouveau passe-temps parce-que Roseland est trop intéressant.

The cat IS IN the hat
And boy that cat is fat
He won’t agree to a pat
So he sleeps alone on a mat.
And will not chase a rat.

We’ll see what the lurkers can make of this…..Dr. Suess, I ain’t.

Night Kay, Kami and Tracy. I’m off as well.

Anonymous said...

Kami.. do you suppose they're with the dish that ran away with the spoon?

Somewhere over the rainbow?

DreamerKind said...

Thank you Rose for your pics and post, for they're sparkling with love and mirth!

Many thanks for the hearty laughs today!

Your wit dazzles me. Just like R & K, you are all dressed as you please, in various stages of casual, no bras, evening gown attire, grunge, etc. while you comment.

Am I twisted in some way, as it doesn't seem matter to me, how you are dressed. After all, I am not with you, am I?

Please continue with the fascinating clues/codes, for they make me thirsty for martinis (vodka & olives) and made my day.

Dreamer is happy in Roseland.

DreamerKind said...

You Don't Know Me

Ray Charles & Diana Krall:

You give your hand to me
and then you say "hello",
and I can hardly speak,
my heart is beating so.
And anyone can tell,
you think you know me well...
but you don't know me.

No, you don't know the one
who dreams of you each night,
and longs to kiss your lips,
and longs to hold you tight.

To you I'm just a friend,
that's all i've ever been.
No, you don't know me.

I never knew the art of making love,
though my heart aches with love for you.
Afraid and shy,
I let my chance go by...
the chance that you might love me too.

You give your hand to me
and then you say "goodbye",
and then I watched you walk away
beside the lucky guy.
I know you'll never know
the one who loves you so...
no, you don't know me.

You'll never ever know
the one who loves you so...
No, you don't know me.

No, you don't know me.

Thank you/luvmusics4u

DreamerKind said...

Everything You Can Think Of Is True

Tom Waits tells the truth:

Everything you can think of is true
before the ocean was blue
you were lost in a flood run red with your blood's nigerian skeleton crew

Everything you can think of is true
the dish ran away with the spoon
dig deep in your heart for that little red glow
we're decomposing as we go

Everything you can think of is true
and fishes make wishes on you
we're fighting our way up dreamland's spine
with black flamingos, expensive wine

Everything you can think of is true
the baby's asleep in your shoe
your teeth are buildings with yellow doors
your eyes are fish on a creamy shore

Thank you/dudeson441

DreamerKind said...

Don't It Make You Want To Dance?

Jerry Jeff Walker/listen here:

I've been gone for so long, don't it feel good to get back home
To the friends and the people that you'd love to see

There's a twinkle that's in her eye both smiling as you go by
They know what you what you really wanna feel

Don't it make you wanna dance, don't it make you wanna smile
When you're down, down, down in the country they can sing a while

Don't it feel just right tonight, gettin' lose 'neath the old moonlight
Gettin' down, gettin' funky, gettin' hot, gettin' real

Everyone has found a grin, so when the chorus comes around join in
Come on people won't you tell me how you really feel

Thank you/WhatchaNeed23

DreamerKind said...

Nightowl Pals

I'll off a little while watching a romance movie.

Be back late, late around 3am!

See you.


DreamerKind said...

Bren & Gwen
I've been distracted with phone calls tonight so I won't be back after all. Take care.

Sorry to miss you again. We'll all get together soon.

Goodnight, Roseland.

Birdie said...

Ships Passing In The Night.
Loved the song choices DK. They took me on a musical tour with some of my old time favorites. Bonnie Raitt, Jackson Brown, Martha by Tom Waits... you know how that is when you get on youtube. Have a great day.

I am very excited for WFE. I loved the story and don't they look wonderful. I think they did great casting and I will bet Hal Holbrook will bring tears to the audience.

WOW,nice picture Tom.

Love the wedding picture. They look awfully content together. Rob looks like he is wearing the "yea,she's mine" caption. Kristen looks lovely in her black silk blouse(not her usual attire).
Have a wonderful day Rose and everyone who ventures to Roseland.

Anonymous said...


I was here to say hello but am too tired from laughing at all of your comments to say much. I did realize that today I had to post a secret message as the olive is ripe and the wombat is ready.

I also thought it was important to note that, just as people should not criticize what people wear, I think it is bad form to make negative comments about one's signature. A signature is a very personal matter and who are we to judge whether or not it is legible or not.

Only 8 more days people until the most epic of all dates. Its been planned for quite some time so hold onto your seats.

A clue: Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.

I really think that day is going to be dynamite. Of course I have lots of ideas in my head but if I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. I can only hope one of the ideas turns out to be nobel.

I was thinking recently about romantic gestures. As it turns out, December 10 is the day that Edward abdicated the throne to marry Mrs. Wallis Simpson. Can you imagine loving someone so much you give up being king? And that was at a time that being king actually meant something. Romantic indeed. I always thought December 10 should be the actual Valentine's type day. Everyone should do some sort of romantic gesture on that day for the one they love.

I will stop rambling now and head to bed.

Thank you for the smiles Roseland and to the lurkers, don't strain yourselves.

*I*Believe* said...

Good Morning Rose and Roseland!

Only today and tomorrow to get through then we will have a weekend to continue preparing for the Christmas Season!

Syd~Your words of wisdom make me smile:)

DK~Hope you enjoyed your movie!

Everyone~10/12 or 12/10, depending on where you are, is the perfect date to begin our Cyber Cookie Exchange

Also, I see talk of olives and vodka....don't forget the moonshine...Leigh works very had at the still!

Anonymous said...

Good Morning, Roseland!

So let me get this straight...we now have wombats and wookies. Hmmm, whatever can it mean?? I finally had the drowning a wookie thing all figured out and now Syd has to go and throw in some wombats.

;) I'm fairly intelligent--I think I can figure it out.

LOL--I hope everyone has a great day :)

angelica1 said...

Syd - That was very philosophical of you at such an early hour.I don't think setting any day aside for romantic gestures is a bad thing, I do think they're a little bit more special when they're unexpected though :)

angelica1 said...

Leigh - Don't drown the wombat though, actually don't throw it either. maybe just take a picture of it holding the ripe olive.

Anonymous said...

Angelica--ahhh, yes. I guess the clue will be in what color the olive is?? Or maybe where it's from??

So confusing!!

DreamerKind said...

Thank you for more clues and codes, cause now I'm even more happy this morning!
I'll just post this song and go to bed like you did. ((Hugs)) - DK

Almost Like Being In Love

Ella loves 12/10/10 & 10/12/10

What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in
Why, it's almost like being in love

There's a smile on my face
For the whole human race
Why, it's almost like being in love

All the music of life seems to be
Like a bell that is ringing for me

And from the way that I feel
When that bell starts to peal

I would swear I was falling
Swear I was falling
It's almost like being in love!

Thank you/direfranchement

Annie said...

Good morning Roseland.
It's cold here and will be well into next week.

Have a great Thursday everyone.

Looking forward to the great cookie exchange. :)

Anonymous said...

Olives and wookies and wombats.. Oh My! How the plot does thicken.

Good morning, afternoon, evening, or whatever time it is wherever you are.

Yeah.. that's all I've got so far this morning.. unless you got the license plate number of the truck that hit me.. fuck.. I hate when the weather's all back and forth. And let's not forget the cold that makes my knee hurt like a son of a bitch. Good times, I tell ya.

And the signature.. I think it's interesting.. and yeah, it kind of looks like 02 2, but I can see where it kinda looks like his name as well. My dad's always used to look like he was writing out some form of weight measurement as all you could make out was the kg at the end.

Little did I know it was actually an early message about the weight of the olives. Clever dad. Preparing me for the future.

DreamerKind said...

I'm Late


Movie: Alice in Wonderland

I'm late, I'm late for
A very important date.

No time to say hello, good-bye,
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late

I'm late and when I wave,
I lose the time I save.

My fuzzy ears and whiskers
Took me too much time to shave.

I run and then I hop, hop, hop,
I wish that I could fly.

There's danger if I dare to
Stop and here's a reason why:

I'm over-due, I'm in a rabbit stew.

Can't even say good-bye,
hello, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Thank you/DisneyBlues

katy said...

Hello Roseland!!!

Freddie and Tracy, I also speak French, I learned in school and I practice with my future brother in law who is French, and also I had the good fortune of going to France several times.

Syd, I had heard about that lovely story...indeed a very romantic gesture.

Wish everyone a fabulous day.

Melinda said...

Saying a quick hello...

Maybe for our epic cookie caper someone should find a recipe for Italian wedding cookies in honor of the romance of Wallis and King Edward. That is one very romantic story!

As for the great signature debate...tbh...I wasn't looking at it at all! Ha,ha!

The only person who should have a legible signature in my book is a doctor. I don't know how pharmacists can read what they write.

Everyone else...meh...who cares

Tracy- hope the day gets better for you...

angelica1 said...

Tracy - maybe it was the truck driver who's been stuck in our yard for the last 2 hours! They've got 7 guys and 2 tractors trying to pull him out now, I wish I hadnt't taken him that cup of tea just in case....

Visualising a soothing heatpack on your sore knee :)

Kami said...

Well it has taken me hours and hours but I've finally cracked the Code Syd gave us. It was all in the Olives being ripe and the Wombats. Since the Monkey ran away with the Fork...the spoon ran away with the duck...and everyone ended up over the rainbow wearing ruby slippers clicking them together and saying "There's no place like Tome". After putting all of thse clues together I was able to figure out the location of another epic event.

I've made hundreds of calls and have worn my fingers down to nubs but here are the facts. I just received this news story minutes ago and had to get it on here QUICK!!!!


We know all of you have been looking forward to 10.12.10 the release date for "Eclipse" at the North Pole, however we regret to inform you that the actress we did have scheduled to make an appearance has been asked to leave.

Sources said that she disappeared last night and was found hours later in the barn dry humping the reindeer while trying to shove a turkey leg down her own throat, she kept screaming something about it's all in relaxing the throat muscles and "Vibrate you rednosed bitch". It was a sad scene to behold.

Mr. and Mrs. Claus have extended an invitation to Rob and Kristen to replace the actress, however since they are so important to the filming of the next two Twilight movies it is unlikely they will be able to attend.

Oh and we need everyone who is free today to meet at the barn to wash the reindeer.

Penny Lane said...


As always, your sleuthing abilities astound me. You've cracked the case, we can all rest easy. I do wonder who that actress was, but no matter. You are quite the Sherlock, you know.

shoegal2547 said...

@Penny Lane/Katy: I meant no harm, just saying that R/K clean up well and surprised they did not for the wedding...I did say they looked happy and comfy! No harm, no foul, right?

Penny Lane said...


Don't worry, all is good. :)

If I don't have something to bitch about my day is not complete.

angelica1 said...

Kami - My current nail polish looks just like the ruby slippers. I'd like to wash Prancer please, if he's not already spoken for :)

Anonymous said...


I'm totes without words! Why are you not working for the military. Just think of all the world's secrets you could crack ;) Well done!

Tracy--I hope your day gets better. The last time you had a run in with the prius I had a little run in with a twit eating cereal. I must be on guard...

Hi Penny, Katy, and all the rest! I hope you are having a great day!!

katy said...
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katy said...


What bothered me was that in your comment it seemed to me that you were saying they were being disrespectful to people because they dressed casual...but like Penny said, all is good, don't worry. :)

katy said...

Hi, Leigh!! hope you are having a great day too!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh.. no truck actually hit me in any way.. just figuratively. I am so congested right now and I keep sneezing. A week ago, I was in 70 degree weather, and then it was in the 40's and then below freezing at times. Now it's just cold.

I'm seeing hot chocolate with some of that lovely Baileys in it in my near future.

Anonymous said...

Tracy--I guess I shouldn't try to read while driving!

But I do hope you feel better :)

angelica1 said...

Leigh - I took what Tracy said literally too!!

angelica1 said...

Tracy - I'm heading home to drink red wine :)

Annie said...
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Kami said...

Ahhh Penny thank you so much for saying I'm quite the Sherlock, and know this...if that was true I'd pick you and only you to be my Watson...~.^

Tracy feel better soon.

Angelica you have first choice of reindeer.

SueBee said...

Am I non romantic soul if I say that I don't even like olives?

Be that as it may, I love monkeys, adore wookies, and tolerate wombats.

Hey Tracy

The shed is already stocked with whip cream, chocolate, and Otis Redding's Greatest Hits. I may or may not have been there earlier. Don't pay attention to anything you may hear coming out of my room.

We might have to move the trampoline though, as we seem to be running out of room.

The Christmas lights I strung up add such a festive feel to the place!


Sierra said...

OMFG! i'm back and I am loving this post Rosie!

the best part about it TOM!!! I effin love Tom s little more than I like Rob sorry u guys!

but i really did enjoy reading this.
As for me I have recovered from my surgery I had 4 weeks ago..I feel better. I can finally walk around again thank God! but i hope all is well with everyone.

have to go pick up the nieces from school..be blessed

Kami said...

Sierra welcome back I hope everything is going smoothly for you.

Uh..oh...the SueBee doesn't like olives...is that a preference or could it be....CODE!!

Seriously though I forgot to think Susan for the turkey leg idea from my north pole post..thanks Susan!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

SIERRA...Glad to hear you are doing well...I have missed you...be well and take care...yes we are enjoying Tom...a girl can look can't she?

SueBee said...


More like we wish we could enjoy Tom. I wish I could--enjoy him--a lot.



jentoo said...

Good Afternoon Everyone!

Hope yall are having a great Thursday so far!

The sleuthing is kinda cracking me up today, so thanks for that:). However, I'm thinking you all need a fabulous plaid cape of some sort...Burberry, perhaps? You could even bedazzle it if need be. And, of course, a pipe! Whatever you put in it is completely up to you;)

And Rose....I just love all these pics! The lovely couple looks so very sweet. And, could Tom BE any more smoldering?....Damn!

Jane said...

Rob and Kristen are in it for life like Paul Newman and his wife, what, for fifty years. I just can't see them with anyone else.