Rob and Kristen- Together in Toronto

Well damn.

I feel like I haven't posted in days.

Oh wait.

I haven't.

Oh stop.

I still am madly and passionately intoxicated with Robert.

I honestly don't see that changing anytime soon.

In fact.

The more I see.

The more I know.

The more I love him.

Not much to talk about really...

Yeah.

I know.

I could mock the Nonsense.

But even that gets boring and tedious.

And besides...

It seems that they have enough people out there

mocking and laughing at them.

Do I need to add to the pointing and jabbing?

Nah.

Of course I've often said that Nonsense is obsolete.

And it's never been more true than it has been lately.

At every turn they are getting their theories crushed.

I was getting all sorts of shouty ALL CAPS emails

telling me

"HAHAHAHAHA ROSEE! ROB AND KRISTEN WON'T BE

TOGETHER AGAIN UNTIL BD1 COMES OUT!'

Right.

And we all know where Kristen is.

And where Robert is.

And oh my

what a shock!

They.

Are.

TOGETHER.

That's all I need to really say at this point.

You just can't keep those two love addicted kids apart!

Imagine that!

Imagine being so in love with someone...

that after you were apart from them for more than a few days...

that you couldn't fucking WAIT to see him again.

Isn't it normal to have missed the man you love?

Isn't it natural to want to spend as much time as possible with him?

Why would anyone blame her for wanting to be with him?

Do they not remember the passion of young love?

The desire and need to be together at all costs?

Nothing else mattered more than being

TOGETHER.

Seriously.

Get fucking used to it.

So Rob starts Cosmopolis in or around May 24th.

No clue if there are other obligations before that date.

Kristen...

Looks like shes up in Toronto.

Setting up house.

;)

Does that mean she won't be going back and forth

between L.A. and Toronto?

Of course not.

She has upcoming projects I'm sure she will need to work on.

But it does seem...

That Rob and Kristen are spacing out their projects

and trying to time them so while one is working...

The other isn't...

I'm actually looking forward to Kristen starting SWATH

Imagine Rob and Kristen hanging out in Europe.

Oh yeah.

That's what people who are in love do...

they work on their relationship

they figure out what is best for each other...

and for them to spend the least amount of time apart.

Gotta admit...

After over 2 years of this...

They certainly have gotten something right.

Right?

You know that it's true.

:))

Anything else?

Hmmmm.

Rob talks about adopting Bear.

Bear is with Kristen in NYC

Kristen and Bear go to Toronto...

Rob flies out of Australia and ends up in...

of all places.

Toronto!

Makes sense, doesn't it?

I love this picture... and hate it.

I love it because Tom is protective of Kristen.

He looks worried as he talks to someone (Rob) on the phone...

Keeping Kristen close...

I hate it because of the look on Kristen's face.

Right into the fucking camera.

Like...

"When is it EVER enough for you??"

Rob recently said he hates Twitter because people

pull out their phones and do sneaky pictures

and tweet his location for the whole world to see.

And I have to agree.

If you love Robert...

Hell...

if you just like the guy...

Would it kill you to wait to tweet about him

and where you saw him?

Would it?

Just wait until he's safely gone.

Keyword? Safely.

Don't you look at Robert...

and see someone who just wants to have dinner

or who just wants to walk down the street

and not be harassed and chased and screamed at?

Don't you see that?

Don't steal his soul.

Don't steal his picture.

Don't tell the world where he is

and ruin his evening....

Just let him be.

You can talk about it later.

You can still say you saw Robert and/or Kristen.

Just wait.

OK?

This post is brought to you by the letters *J* and *T*

J for Just Because.

T for TOGETHER

They always end up that way...

Don't they?

Yes.

Yes they do.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Together... As Always.

What can I possibly say here?

Well.

Here we are again.

Rob is still in Australia as of this writing...

and this is his last stop before he gets some time off.

Is it wrong for me to want that?

Not only for Robert who must be exhausted...

but for me.

Because I'm exhausted, too.

I swear.

I can't keep up with all the pictures and videos and interviews.

I'm doing a rather shitty job of fangirling lately.

BUT.

I did finally get to see WFE over the weekend.

And I don't have much to add that hasn't already been said.

The movie was beautiful to watch.

Robert was beautiful to watch.

The cast was great...

Especially Tai.

Funny how you just want to hug her...

I thought Robert did a great job in this movie.

I really did.

He gets stronger and better with every movie.

So I can't wait to see whatever is next.

I think what I love most about Rob's acting...

Is that he does so much of it... with just his face.

The way he looks

The way he smiles

The way his eyes look pained... or happy... or well up with tears.

He shows EVERYTHING on his beautiful face.

I love that about him.

I loved the circus. The animals.

The scenery.

It was all so gorgeous to look at.

 

Favorite parts?

 

1. Robert.

He not only showed that he can hold his own

against high caliber actors...

He looks absolutely fantastic doing it.

Sweaty. Dirty. T-shirts.

Polished. Tux. Leather jacket.

And what the hell...

The necklace he wore...

Why is that so damn sexy??

 

 

2. Robert and Tai.

So completely adorable.

Rob's love of animals shows in every scene with her.

LOVE.

3. Christoph.

He plays a helluva bad guy, doesn't he?

Some people just have that face...

that voice...

That demanding presence.

Brilliant.

4. I thought Reese looked gorgeous

and did a good job.

But I was really too busy looking at Robert.

 

5. The Hyenas.

Yes.

Gotta tell you I thought it was hilarious.

And the best part?

From an interview with Madame Le Figaro

"And there were a couple of hyenas as well...

They were...uh... that was more complicated to be around them.

Cuz they just want to eat you"

Can I just say...

Rob knows.

Oh YES... He knows.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES...

And YES!

 OK.

What didn't I like about the movie?

I pretty much liked the whole thing.

I enjoyed it from start to finish.

It made me cry.

It made me laugh.

It did what it was supposed to do...

But I will be honest.

Not a lot of chemistry with Rob and Reese.

Yeah yeah...

I'm sure some people just think I don't want to see it...

But I didn't.

The kisses were as innocent as you can get

No real passion.

No portraying how much they wanted each other.

It was all... kinda generic.

Like... 

Oh well... have to throw this love scene in here.

But other than the lack of chemistry?

LOVE
LOVE
LOVE 

Water For Elephants.

Why do I want to see Edward and Bella married so much?

Final thoughts.

The MTV movie awards are coming in June (I think)

I've always made it abundantly clear that I don't get 

into the whole voting thing...

But I just find it absolutely HIGHLARIOUS

that the people who scream

"NO ONE CURR"

are the ones going to MTV and voting

and voting

and voting

against Rob and Kristen.

Are the ones who screech the loudest

most vile, disgusting insults...

who bring the most crazy.

So yeah...

GO CRAZY... CRAZY.

Vote

Vote

Vote

Because only people who don't 'CURR'

bother with things like that.

Right?

Just Because.

I finally got my copy of 

Waiting For Forever.

So...

I can't wait to see Tom.

And that's what I am going to do right now!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom

LOVE HIM.

T for Truth.

Robert wants to be with Kristen.

T for Only Time will Tell.

Where will Rob and Kristen turn up.

We already know it will be

TOGETHER!

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen and Bear. Oh My.

Um. Yeah.

I have a lot of random thoughts today.

Sorry.

I apologize in advance.

I've been so busy with 'real life'

(as opposed to my fake one)

That I haven't been able to sit down and post.

And that kinda sucks.

So...

1. I've been accused of 'hiding' since Kristen didn't show 

up in London like I hoped she would.

OK.

Thing is...

I just offered my opinion...

I thought she would show up there.

And lets face it...

A LOT of people thought she would show up.

Oh yeah sure I had a more than a few birdies

Did you HEAR???

Whispering in my ear that 

Kristen was going to travel with Rob

Kristen was going to London

Kristen was on a plane to London

Etc...

And as usual... I took it all with a grain of salt.

Because shit changes.

ALL the time.

And hey... I'm a romantic sap and I really wanted

Kristen to go to London and hang out with Robert.

But.

In reality...

He was incredibly busy these last weeks

and it was a grueling schedule.

Not much fun when you think about it.

So what have we learned?

A. I will always get shouty CAP emails

telling me how wrong I am

How I don't know anything.

blah blah blah.

It was my opinion... that's all.

And really...

I still hope she goes.

Robert will be back in a few days... right?

:))

B. I take everything I read/hear with a block of salt.

Why don't you?

Nothing is written in stone.

I'm not afraid to give my opinion...

I don't hide behind locked forums

and locked twitter accounts.

What you see is what you get.

C. I said I had people chattering to me about 

Kristen going to London.

But I also had people telling me it wasn't going to happen.

In retrospect... I should have realized they made sense...

But when it comes to Rob and Kristen...

I'm a glass half full kinda girl.

And I'm always hoping.

Besides its better than being a Hater

and being this kind of bird...

Scavenger.

OK.

2. Kristen at the Met Gala.

Stunning as always.

Personally?

I thought Kristen looked absolutely gorgeous.

She can't help it.

Her hair/makeup was flawless.

Her dress was edgy and the color was beautiful on her.

Now...

I'm no fashion diva.

Far from it.

But I know what I like.

I loved a lot about Kristen's dress...

She looked amazing

The only thing that I didn't care for was 

how it seemed too heavy for her petite frame...

and perhaps a bit too long.

Kristen has a lovely figure...

And it seemed a bit hidden under that material.

But that being said...

She still rocked that red carpet.

And the most beautiful part of the evening

was Kristen herself.

She looked gloriously happy and self assured

Didn't she?

She was smiling and radiating confidence.

Simply

Stunning.

Careful now...

3. WFE promotion.

I'm exhausted.

Can't imagine how Robert feels.

And now he's in Australia.

Damn.

And thats a long way to go for a few days.

Good thing he has some time off before he

starts with Cosmopolis.

Where oh where will he go?

Heh.

On the road of life...

It's not where you go

But who's by your side.

And that will be Kristen.

That much I will guarantee.

In fucking granite.

♥

Awwwww...

4. Kristen didn't show up in London

(this time around)

But you know...

Having her show up in NYC with Bear?

I think that's even better!

And oh my...

Bear is the most adorkably awkward puppy 

isn't he?

So damn cute!

Awwwwww....

So what happened as soon as these pics were released?

Oh dear.

The apocalypse.

Major foaming.

MAJOR.

This is the Haters when they saw the pics...

Heh.

Oh because you know how it goes...

Kristen hates the dog

but is using him for ...

wait for it...

PR!!!

YES!!

Of course she is.

And not only that...

She is dragging the puppy.

And she is evil and cruel.

JFC.

Do any of those haters realize that most puppies

don't LIKE leashes.

They have to be trained on leads...

Puppies either pull your arms out of their sockets

or pull and balk when you try to walk.

But it doesn't really matter because

Kristen is only using Bear to get publicity

Because we all know that Summit MADE her take the dog

out for a walk.

"DO IT NOW!"

And how DARE she take her and Rob's puppy

(Yes, you fucking KNOW it's their dog)

with her when she travels.

And walking it in the rain no less!

OH NO!

Doesn't Kristen know that puppies melt when they get wet?

Rain is abuse!

Give

Me

A

Break.

Again.

For 'people' who claim to only care about Rob and his career...

Who insist they are 'IDontGiveAFucksten'

You spend 99% of your time whining about Kristen

Hating Kristen.

Writing endless rant after rant...

(and we are talking all day. Everyday)

about Kristen.

She fucking OWNS you.

And stop pissing and moaning about how 'mean'

everyone is treating you.

Really?

"All we want is to be left alone in our bitter hatred"

*sniffle*

Can't take it?

Don't fucking dish it.

BIG SMILES.

5. No... I didn't get Kristen with Rob for the WFE London premiere.

But that's OK.

We all got to see her at the most important premiere.

And not only did we see her...

But they were holding hands...

and kissing.

Doesn't get much better than that.

and you know...

You just KNOW

that when Rob sees Kristen again

It will be

Heh.

6. I saw WFE over the weekend.

I haven't really gotten my thoughts about it together.

Don't get me wrong.

I loved it.

But sometimes I just need to process.

Damn. Just Because.

Final thoughts.

I've rambled way too much in this post.

Again... I apologize.

This is what happens when I don't get a chance to post.

It all builds up and once it gets out I can't stop it!

I recently got an iphone

and you know how they auto correct stuff... right?

So when you put in Nonst*ns

Guess what you get?

NONSENSE!

And when you type in Nonnies

you get NINNIES.

Heh.

Seriously.

iPhone is brilliant!

Who knew that Apple was pro Rob/Kristen?

;)

 

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for Bear!

He's adorable

B for Does Bear shit in NYC?

B for You KNOW Bear belong to BOTH

Rob and Kristen.

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It just keeps getting 

BETTER!

Bye for now

P.S. I love bunnies.

Rob and Kristen- It Really Is

Someone sent this to me...

Isn't it just about perfect?

Just about.

So Rob has been busy as hell the last few days...

Smiling and posing and being all shiny.

It seems as the press junket goes on...

The less Robert smiles.

He looks tired.

And between all the posing and interviews...

Who can blame him?

And let's talk about some of those interviews.

First the excerpt from ELLE-UK

The ambiguity that surrounds the relationship status of KStew and RPattz (are they? Aren't they? Do we care? The only thing that's certain is that neither will say one way or the other) conveniently generates a huge amount of publicity for their vampire movies. I put it to him that the whole thing is a studio fabrication. "No," he says, kindly but firmly. "Oh no. I'd love it if they tried. If studio tried to get involved with my personal life, I could start messing around with them in return... No. There's nothing nefarious going on, I just don't like people taking my picture. It's not nice when your life becomes someone else's news. Even when you're having a good time and someone takes a picture and days, "Look at them having a good time!" I feel like, it's not your good time." So he isn't working to a careful PR strategy? "People think we have people organizing everything, that it's all a publicity stunt. It's not. There is no magical entourage - you're just a person on your own. You have to figure it out."

See that?

Do you comprehend what Robert did just there?

He fucking sprayed gasoline all over the PR bullshit...

lit a match...

and fucking burned that shit to the ground.

To.

The.

Ground.

No one is messing with his personal life.

His relationship with Kristen isn't a publicity stunt.

Summit isn't in control of Robert's life...

They aren't orchestrating anything.

Robert and Kristen are together...

Because they WANT to be together.

It seems that Rob is saying something almost everyday

that puts another nail in the Foaming coffin.

And I gotta say...

It's been incredibly enjoyable.

As always...

The REACTIONS have been beyond sanity.

Seriously.

Here's a classic (and predictable) response:

"Rob can say he's not participating in PR all he wants but that is not reality."

 

Right.

Gotcha.

Because YOU know better than Rob.

Oh my.

Such grand delusions.

And honestly?

You wouldn't fucking know REALITY if it bit you in the ass.

 

Oh and to be 'fair'

There was an interview in Spain...

Where...

 

They ask Rob if in real life he's ever had to hide a relationship" "He answers no!!

Now...

Some might say that Rob and Kristen were supposedly hiding 

their relationship... thus this means that he's not IN a relationship.

But thing is...

There's a reason I believe they are together...

And that's exactly because of what I HAVE seen.

It hasn't been hidden at all...

It's all been right there in front of you the whole time.

Yes.

There's a difference between 'hiding' it and not discussing it.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

So you see...

There are a lot of glimpses into Rob and Kristen's relationship.

The very fact that people foam about PR every other minute

every time Rob and Kristen show up together...

Is just another example of them NOT hiding their relationship.

But hey...

You see things your way...

I see the TRUTH.

Oh and yes...

Guess what?

Robert.

Walking.

We get shiny suit Rob...

And more casual regular Rob.

Either way you look at it...

He's perfectly gorgeous.

And last but not least...

Kristen is confirmed to be at the Mets Gala tonight.

I wish I could share all the 

BIG CAP EMAILS I GOT SCREAMING AT ME

ABOUT KRISTEN GOING TO LONDON!!!

The party's not over, folks.

It's not time to call it a day.

Sure... the Mets thing put a crimp into the plans...

But who knows.

Where there is a will...

there is a way.

Have you seen Robert's face lately?

I mean...

Sure...he's all pretty and stuff...

But my goodness

He is so missing his girl.

And Kristen?

I can't WAIT to see her tonight.

I'm sure whatever she wears it will be GORGEOUS...

Just like her.

And come on now...

A red eye to London isn't OUT of the question.

Will the pieces fall into place?

We shall see...

;)

And.

Pirate Radio was on... again.

So what did I do?

Well.

I watched it.

Again.

So...

Just because.

This post is brought to you by Perception.

Is Perception Reality?

Or is it just 2 people who just want to be together

who just want to go out... spend time with each other

Is it just a boy...who fell in love with a girl.

And a girl who just loves him back.

Is it really just that simple?

Yeah.

It really is.

Bye for now.

Oh man... you know that's SO true.