Our Lips Are Sealed...

Our Lips Are Sealed.

Can you hear them 

They talk about us 

Telling lies 

Well that's no surprise 

Can you see them 

See right through them 

They have no shield 

No secrets to reveal 

It doesn't matter what they say 

In the jealous games people play 

Our lips are sealed 

Careless talk 

Through paper walls 

We can't stop them 

Only laugh at them 

Spreading rumors 

So far from true 

Dragged up from the underworld 

Just like some precious pearl 

It doesn't matter what they say 

In the jealous games people play 

Our lips are sealed 

Pay no mind to what they say 

It doesn't matter anyway 

Our lips are sealed 

There's a weapon 

We must use 

In our defense 

Silence 

When you look at them 

Look right through them 

That's when they'll disappear 

That's when you'll be feared 

Pay no mind to what they say 

It doesn't matter anyway 

Our lips are sealed

This post is brought to you by the Truth.

If one thing has remained constant over the last

4 and 1/2 years

It's that Rob and Kristen

want to be together.

Where one goes... so goes the other.

And by my complete adoration

of Thomas Sturridge.

Until next time...

Keep Swimming.

Bye for now.

Happy Happy Birthday Kristen!

Here I sit...

Trying to think about what I want to say for Kristen's Birthday.

Another year.

How many have there been since I've been in this fandom?

Six.

That seems like an awfully long time, doesn't it?

And guess who has been by her side

for every one of those 6 birthdays?

That's right.

Robert Pattinson.

Every single one.

The one consistent person in her life

through the ages of 18-23 years old.

Doesn't that tell you something?

No matter where the other one was

They found a way to be together.

Outside of family...

Who else has been by Kristen's side

for every important occasion in her life?

It's Robert.

Always Robert.

There are a lot of blogs and tumblrs 

that are giving glorious tributes to Kristen today.

Lots of great pictures and love

all dedicated to her.

She deserves every one.

But as I sit here...

I realize that I can only tell you why

I completely adore Kristen Stewart.

23 reasons?

I could probably do it...

but let's stick with the number 6 today.

It's significant.

Reason One.

She's strong... and brave.

She has put up with a lot this past year.

Stuff that most people wouldn't be able to deal with.

She has dealt with intense scrutiny and hatred

because she's human... and flawed.

I doubt most people would have been able to 

go out in public and face the criticism and judgement

that she has had to confront everyday since the world

has become aware that her and Rob

had fallen in love.

She's strong in her resolve to keep

what's hers... to herself.

She lives her life...

And she doesn't care if anyone approves.

Reason Two.

The fact that she is...

human and flawed.

She's awkward and doesn't always say the right things...

She trips and fumbles

But she always gets back up.

She kicks off her heels as soon as she can.

She goes out without makeup and her hair

wrapped up in a baseball hat.

She wears old t-shirts and jeans.

Kristen can wear anything and look gorgeous in it.

But her clothing of choice usually is from Rob's 

side of the closet.

She dresses for herself... not for others.

Yet she is one of the most talked about

fashion icons out there right now.

Reason Three.

I feel that Kristen is misunderstood.

People quickly judge her on one interview...

Or a blurb in a gossip rag.

They don't listen to her... 

They don't SEE her.

They don't see that she is painfully shy...

and uncomfortable in public situations

(No matter if she's an actress or not)

They prefer to say she's cold and uncaring.

They don't see how deeply she feels for 

the work she does...

The people she loves...

Or the people who love her.

It's one of the reasons I feel protective about her.

I want people to understand.

I want people to see the Kristen I see.

The one who is quick to smile and giggle

The one who would do anything for a friend.

The one who works hard for the job she loves.

Robert understands her.

And he loves her.

Know what I mean?

Reason Four

Kristen's acting.

I think she's fucking talented.

And the reason I believe this so strongly

is because she makes me feel...

What she is feeling.

Screaming to Aro 

"Kill me... Not him"

I got teary.

Dancing with Taylor at the wedding.

I cried too.

Watching her face light up

when she sees Rob at the end of the aisle

waiting for her

I  could feel her joy.

When Kristen cries in a movie...

It's almost guaranteed I will be crying too.

Or laughing.

Or worried...

Or scared.

Whatever the emotion

I feel it too.

Reason Five

Kristen loves animals.

She saves dogs from shelters.

She takes her cat with her as much as possible.

She loves Bear and Bernie like they were her children.

Have you heard her talk about them?

It's adorable.

They're like people.

It's a passion she shares with Rob...

He not only saves dogs from near death

but he pays to have an alligator sent free.

Two of a kind.

Had to get Tom in this post...didn't I?

Reason Six

I'm trying to condense my reasons down to six

and it's not been easy...

But suffice to say

People who know Kristen

Who REALLY know her.

Love her.

They want to take care of her...

Protect her.

Shield her.

Her friends...

Rob's friends...

Well.

THEIR friends

All will step in front of her to help her.

And that leaves me to Rob.

Robert loves Kristen.

I have no doubts about that.

None.

Rob has made it pretty clear that 

there is only one girl in his life.

The one who always shows up by his side.

The one who makes him smile like no other.

The one who has played the most important 

role in his life for the past 6 birthdays.

Look around and you will see it's true.

It's always Kristen.

And you know how it goes.

Rob and Kristen

Always

End

Up

Together.

Especially on birthdays!

Kristen.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday...

and you get all the happiness and love you deserve.

And when you blow out the candles on your 

birthday cake tonight...

Look at Rob smiling back at you

and remember your wishes have already come true.

This post has been brought to you by the numbers 6 and 23

6 will become 7

(then 8, 9 and 10. And beyond)

and 23 is a lucky number.

Just you wait and see.

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY
KRISTEN!

Until next time.

Bye for now

That's Gotta Sting...

It's been an amusing week...

Capped off by another nail in the Fringe coffin...

I've been getting a lot of emails

and even my very own stalker eggs on Twitter.

You know what I mean... right?

These people make up 'sock' Twitter accounts

just to talk to little ol' me!

It's similar to the emails I get...

"Rob is single!"

"Rose just accept that Rob and Kristen are broken!"

"Rob is living the single life without Kristen!"

"What excuses do you have now, Rose?"

I could go on... but you get the gist.

I'm not sure why they feel the need to haunt this blog

and my twitter account.

(Lord knows I don't chase them around)

It just REEKS of desperation and sadness.

And then what happened?

THIS HAPPENED.

Rob and Kristen...

Arms linked

Leaning into each other as they walk

And that smile on Rob?

Some things never change, do they?

Happy in love.

Happy together.

And did you know what happened to all those egg accounts?

They're all broken

(for a long time)

Yes.

We heard the howling...

It must be painful to admit you were wrong.

Again.

Isn't it embarrassing to jump and shout about how

single Rob is based on a couple of solo outings?

People seem to focus so much on the few minutes

we get to see of Rob and Kristen.

Together or alone.

What do you think happens when there are no cameras?

No pictures to be had?

Do you think Rob and Kristen just disappear and don't exist

when there isn't a picture?

Sure... Rob went to a lunch meeting without Kristen...

And he met up with some friends at the Chateau Marmont...

And? So?

Who do you think he goes home to?

Whose bed are his shoes under?

(and his shirts and his hats...)

Whose arms did he run into as soon as he was back 

from Australia?

Who does Rob share home(s) with

and dogs...

Everything?

Just because you don't SEE them together 24/7

It's pretty fucking obvious

Where he lays his head at night.

Next to Kristen.

How many more delusional excuses

 can you possibly come up with?

How many more absurd conspiracy theories?

Yes. I'm sure Nick and Ruth are in some sort of 

PR war to see who can outdo the other.

Right.

Uh huh.

Because a picture of Rob hiding under his hood

getting into a car somehow offsets

pictures of Rob smiling with his arm entwined

with Kristen walking down the street?

Really?

How does that work?

It just shows Rob living his life.

It shows Rob and Kristen

hanging out with friends

Enjoying their time together.

Face it...

The PR theory doesn't work anymore.

(Not that it ever did)

 The party's over... 

The fat lady is singing.

Loudly.

Just go away.

Go be Rob's fan and ignore Kristen exists

(Hey, it works for some out there)

Rob is going to continue to disappoint you.

He is going to continue to live his life.

With Kristen.

The simple truth is

Rob and Kristen

Always.

Fucking always.

End up 

Together.

ALWAYS.

This post is brought to you by the letter C

C for Conspiracy Theories.

Always entertaining.

Always showing how desperate you are

to cling to the scraps of what remains of your sanity.

C for Cuckoo.

This is what happens when you put

your faith in 'seers' and equine beasts.

C for CUTE!

Adorable.

Sweet.

Tom!

Remember when I said the future looked bright?

Indeed.

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, 

I can see all obstacles in my way 

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind 

It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) 

Sun-Shiny day. 

Until next time

Bye for now

Lunatics.

Fools for LOVE

   

April Fool's Day.

Not a fan.

At all.

Like fools need a day glorifying their foolishness?

Ha.

Just an excuse to be mean and play tricks

on people...

Get their hopes up...

And while 10% of the 'jokes' might be funny

That leaves us with a big 90% that sucks.

Yeah... sounds like FUN!

Anyway.

I sat down this morning...

Trying to ignore all the fools

but let's face it...

Near impossible to do in this fandom.

Remember the 90% that sucks?

That goes for the Lunatic Fools.

But I sat here... thinking about why

I believe what I believe...
(Prepare yourself I'm in a writing mood...)

One of my very favorite pictures of Robert.

Years ago...

When I first started writing this blog

I used to just talk about Rob.

It was pretty easy to do.

I would write a paragraph going on and on

about how gorgeous he was...

add a couple of pictures.

BAM!

An easy post.

Then it became blatantly obvious

that Robert and Kristen were fast becoming an item.

Things got complicated.

I really didn't know that much about Kristen at first...

and I was initially hesitant to accept that

Rob was falling in love

(for the last time)

right in front of my eyes.

One of my very favorite pictures of Kristen.

It became interesting to watch.

Seeing them together...

Getting closer.

Closer.

And more intimate.

It was fun to see how happy they were together.

It made me happy that they were happy.

You could look at Rob and see how completely smitten

he was with Kristen

(and vice-versa)

It was so adorable.

And so "Robsten" was born.

The fandom became divided.

Those who were happy for Rob and Kristen

(The good side)

Those that were angry and bitter.

(The Lunatic Fringe)

And immediately after came the hate for Kristen.

What was her crime?

"She's a bad actress, I'm allowed to not like her"

That's what they started with.

Then it was she didn't comb her hair...

or she didn't smile enough...

It didn't really matter WHY
They just wanted to hate her.

But the truth became clear.

Crystal clear.

They hated Kristen...

Because she had Rob.

Another of my very favorite pictures of Robert.

Kristen was the one Rob fell in love with.

It has nothing to do with 'Epic Love'

It has nothing to do with Edward and Bella.

It has nothing to do with selling a movie.

Two people met on a movie set and fell in love 

with each other.

It happens.

We all know the Lunatic Fools want to pin

their hopes and delusions on some PR contract

that doesn't exist...

But just think about it.

If Rob and Kristen were going to do any sort of PR for this...

It would have been during Twilight.

That's when it would have been needed.

It was a low budget film

with relatively unknown actors...
They didn't even know if New Moon was going

to be made until seeing how Twilight did at the Box Office.

Then some PR would have made SENSE.

But no...

Rob and Kristen went out of their way to not

draw attention to their relationship.

Even then.

If they had been under some delusional lunatic contract

We would have seen Rob and Kristen all over the place together.

That's what PR is.

That's how PR works.

You don't tell 2 people to hide from cameras

and be famously private about a relationship

you are trying to promote.

You want them to be seen in public.

Love. Love. Love.

And let's face it...

Even if you factor in the 

"Is they-- Is they ain't"

curiosity of their relationship...

You really think it would go on for over 4 years?

Who does that?
And better yet...
Who fucking BELIEVES that would happen?

It always amazes me that people who claim 

to be Robert's fans are so eager for him

to be some shallow dishonest famewhore.

That he would willingly prostitute his personal life

for monetary gain.

That he would continuously deceive his fans... for years.

Do material things seem incredibly important to him?

How many millions does someone need anyway?

Does he come across as a liar only out

to make money no matter the cost to his 

personal integrity?

Why is this so damn cute?

I've been told that we never see Rob/Kristen

doing anything 'normal' couples do.

Holding hands... kissing in public... being all coupley and cute.

But we do.

We have.

Many many times.
Dinners. Dates. Concerts. Weddings. New Years.
Vacations. Set visits. Baptisms. Parties. Golf.
Etc... Etc... Etc...
The list goes ON and ON.

The Fools just scream "FAKE-STAGED-PR"

every time it happens.

They have to fall back on those excuses
They have to BELIEVE that...

It's the only way they can rationalize what they see.
What they know.

I remember back after New Moon came out...

And the Ninnie Mantra was 

"We give it ONE more movie!"

Then they thought Rob and Kristen would be over.

And when that didn't pan out...

It became

"Just one more movie again"

And when Rob and Kristen

continued being in each others lives...

"Well. After the DVD comes out it will be over!"

And of course...

We all know where that led.

Now its some mysterious date in August.

Then what?

Christmas Box set?

5 year anniversary issue?

How far forward will they keep pushing it
when another DEADLINE comes and goes?

Their best shot was in July.

They thought they had it all.

But the FOOLS were proven WRONG once again.
(How many times have they been wrong now??)
Rob and Kristen came through it together.

Robert proved to the world

what matters most to him.

Moving forward.

With Kristen.

We know the truth.

It's right in front of us.

We realized it when these pictures came out.

Everyone did.

These are two people who fell in love

For the last time.

They are ALL IN.

Robert and Kristen

Always end up together.

Over the last 4.5 years...

That much has remained the same.

No one can predict the future.

All we have is today.

But the future is looking pretty fucking bright.

This post is brought to you by my 

complete adoration of Tom Sturridge.

Sorry Sienna. But the SMILE!

I've been hearing WONDERFUL things

about his part in ORPHANS.

Not that I'm surprised, mind you...

But I'm glad other people are seeing 

what I'm looking at.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Stay pressed Lunatics.